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#4 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Girth to a certain degree. After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls, and it can lead to this sort of... abdominal pain similar to cramps, or stomach pains for the constant hitting on our cervix.   
   
Girth however, feels both better for the man and the woman, but only to the point where it's a small stretch, after that it too gets a little painful. The thinner the dick, the more loose the girl feels, and the thicker the more tight it feels.   
   
tl;dr Women prefer 4-5 inch somewhat chubby penises over porn star dicks.
Girth to a certain degree. After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls, and it can lead to this sort of... abdominal pain similar to cramps, or stomach pains for the constant hitting on our cervix.

Girth however, feels both better for the man and the woman, but only to the point where it's a small stretch, after that it too gets a little painful. The thinner the dick, the more loose the girl feels, and the thicker the more tight it feels.

tl;dr Women prefer 4-5 inch somewhat chubby penises over porn star dicks.
User avatar #54 to #4 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
I think you just don't like anything over four inches in your ****** because you were never adventurous to try anything besides missionary.
User avatar #55 to #54 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
I actually hate missionary, and prefer riding or ********** .

My sex life and my likes aren't any concern to you though, really.
#56 to #55 - tyraxio (03/03/2013) [-]
Then why are you sharing it?
User avatar #58 to #56 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
To prove him/her wrong.
User avatar #78 to #58 - mrsockz (03/03/2013) [-]
You didn't prove op wrong you just stated your opinion......
#59 to #58 - tyraxio (03/03/2013) [-]
Well, you know, if you truly don't think it is any concern to you, then rather keep your pride and let it go, eh?

Now, tits or gtfo.
User avatar #60 to #59 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
I already post NSFW on a nearly weekly basis, there no point in getting excessive.

What's wrong with not feeling like getting into my preferences and sex life in general? Oh wait, nothing's wrong with it unless it concerns an insult.
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#61 to #60 - tyraxio (03/03/2013) [-]
Hmm. Nice. I suppose my argument in invalid then. Too bad for me.

Absolutely nothing wrong with not feeling like sharing your preferences on your intimate life, but you can't tell people about it, and then say it's none of their business. That's just stupidity.
User avatar #62 to #61 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
I didn't tell them about it in it's entirety, that's like saying you can't give out free food samplers in grocery stores and then prohibit people from buying it, because it doesn't work that way.

Yes, it's none of anyone's business what I do in bed, but if they're to ask something who am I to not answer? If they're going to imply something that isn't true, who am I not to inform them? It's no one's business what people do behind closed doors, but it isn't exactly that touchy of a subject to not ask or imply things, am I wrong?
#73 to #62 - jazzytheferret (03/03/2013) [-]
Since you shared your sexual preferences, can I buy you? Possibly rent for a bit?
#64 to #62 - tyraxio (03/03/2013) [-]
Certainly not wrong, it just seems odd. "This is none of your business, but blahblahblah". Totally your business what you want to share or not, just saying that that statement didn't work for me, but this is overanalysing on tiny details which I don't remember the words of because it's late where I live, and I think I get your point anyway.

Anyway, it was nice making your acquaintance, and I hope to see you around in the comment section some other time. You don't seem half-retarded like the majority of the FJ community.
User avatar #65 to #64 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#48 to #4 - skybluetroll ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Is girth diameter or cirumference?
User avatar #49 to #48 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2013) [-]
I use it in diameter; but before you say anything else, PLEASE read the other comments to my explanation.
User avatar #39 to #4 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
I got a feeling we're just talking right past eachother.
User avatar #40 to #39 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
WHY are you still commenting, after it's become painfully obvious you're not willing to listen?
User avatar #41 to #40 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
Because you still haven't explained the structuring of your comment I just replied to again.
User avatar #43 to #41 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Since you're obviously having trouble finding this for yourself, even though it's 6 comments down:

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4457666/final+fantasy+7+the+true+battle/12#12
User avatar #7 to #4 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Reread what you wrote please. Then, tell me why people are thumbing you down.
User avatar #8 to #7 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Why should I care?
User avatar #9 to #8 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Just saying, you said girth for both sections. If you had written it how you originally intended I think you would have green not red.
User avatar #10 to #9 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
I talked about length first and girth second, little green and red pixels don't really concern me much.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
You never actually said length in the first one, you accidentally said girth for the first one. And you do have a point with the thumbs, I feel similar, I just use those as incentive for other people.
User avatar #12 to #11 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
"Girth to a certain degree."-Explaining how it's better.

"After around 5 inches..."-There is no 5 inch wide dick I have seen that's real, it's left the the reader to infer, implying these people aren't complete dumbasses who need everything spelled out for them.

"Girth however,...."-Explaining how girth feels better.

Not only that, but I think I specified everything for those few who can't red in my tl;dr at the end of the comment.
User avatar #46 to #12 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
This explains dick-all about what you think is a big/small/thick/thin cock.
But by now I've stopped caring to type. Jesus, this is tiri
User avatar #47 to #46 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #15 to #12 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
Girth is measured by circumference. :|
User avatar #16 to #15 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Not where I'm from, we measure by diameter.
#75 to #16 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Girth is ALWAYS measured using circumference.
User avatar #17 to #16 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
Well then your country is one of the few ones that does that. In science (like in scientific studies) girth is always measured by circumference.
The average circumference lies between 4.67" and 4.97".
User avatar #19 to #17 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
That's cool
User avatar #21 to #19 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
So you see, your "After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls" is really REALLY odd, considering you mean a girth of 5 inches in DIAMETER.
That's like trying to put a freaking leg up someone's ****** .
User avatar #22 to #21 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
I think you should read the below comments.
User avatar #24 to #22 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
How so? I don't see what I'm missing here.

In your original comment either definition of girth would fail.
You said: "tl;dr Women prefer 4-5 inch somewhat chubby penises over porn star dicks."

A penis with a diameter of 4 or 5 inches would be retardedly thick.
A penis with a circumference of 4 inches is considered thin.
A penis with a circumference of 5 inches is somewhat above average.

Now if by "After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls" you meant 5 inches in length then you're just wrong right there.
User avatar #25 to #24 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
If you would've read the other comments on this, you wouldn't be confused.
User avatar #26 to #25 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be confused if you proof-read your original comment.

Comment #18 has it all right. Because you didn't clarify that you were talking about length in the first paragraph it all looks a bit like a jumbled mess.
User avatar #27 to #26 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
There's nothing to proof read, considering when I read it and had a female friend read it to see if she felt the same way, there were no questions or misinterpreted information.

Maybe FJ's community needs to learn to read in between the lines.
#76 to #27 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Stop lying. No female friend read your comment.

You're a woman, you don't have a dick, you don't know how to measure a dick properly, your opinions don't matter.
User avatar #28 to #27 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
"Girth to a certain degree. After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls..."
This implies that you're talking about girth all through the first paragraph, though it's unclear what "kind" of girth you're talking about. (diameter or circumference)

"Girth however..."
OH! So you WERE talking about length? Okay.

"After around 5 inches it starts to get painful for girls"
Honey, 5 inches in length isn't really big at all.

"{More} girth however, feels both better for the man and the woman, but only to the point where it's a small stretch, after that it too gets a little painful. The thinner the dick, the more loose the girl feels, and the thicker the more tight it feels."
This part of your comment is pretty much water-tight, and I agree with it 100% percent.

So yeah, there's your comment broken down. I think I understand and I hope you understand that your comment is confusing and (on multiple occasions) wrong.
User avatar #29 to #28 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, if you would've read the other comments, I've already explained this.

You act like I give a **** whether or not your opinion matches mine. If I wanted someone else to agree with it I would've specified or asked if anyone else thought I was right. This is all based on both my friend and I's opinions, and if you don't like it, that's fine and dandy.
User avatar #45 to #29 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
True, I might even go as far as to say people in general are.
User avatar #42 to #29 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I agree, and by all rights (s)he can express his or her opinion, but to try and convince you that your opinion is wrong is laughable, it is an opinion, there is no right or wrong, it is all preference.
User avatar #44 to #42 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Let's face it, the FJ community in general is kinda ****** .
User avatar #37 to #29 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I can understand that. You and I covered that one aspect rather thoroughly, it should be clear to fox.
User avatar #38 to #37 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
I have a feeling (s)he hasn't bothered to read my other comments.

Oh well.
User avatar #33 to #29 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Can't we just have a civil conversation? I never claimed to know what you do or don't care about. Nor do I fault your opinion, actually I think your opinion is pretty spot on, the only thing I questioned was your sentence structure, but we already finished that. I was just enjoying the show fox put on by questioning your measurements and your opinion.
User avatar #34 to #33 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to be rude towards you, but I think it's pretty excessive when I'm getting asked to explain myself yet again.
User avatar #32 to #29 - foxxywithpaws (03/02/2013) [-]
Where do you get the outrageous idea that this conversation is based on opinions?
I'm not acting at all. The only thing I hope is an act is your stupidity and stubbornness.

Please. Specify. Break down your own original comment.
What is your definition of girth? What do you consider a thick cock? What do you consider a big (in length) cock?
User avatar #36 to #32 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
I already broke it down.

Like I told you, multiple times, GO READ MY OTHER COMMENTS.
User avatar #35 to #32 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
"So yeah, there's your comment broken down. I think I understand and I hope you understand that your comment is confusing and (on multiple occasions) wrong. "

Are you really going to sit here and tell me this isn't based on opinions?
#30 to #29 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Even though I was originally part of this, I can't help but laugh, the internet, the only place you can have an argument over someone's measurement type for girth, yet no one questions the fact that they arguing about penises. I love it.
Even though I was originally part of this, I can't help but laugh, the internet, the only place you can have an argument over someone's measurement type for girth, yet no one questions the fact that they arguing about penises. I love it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
All of this was started on the basis that I care about how people feel towards my opinion, and like I stated before, I don't.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
As to the point of the tl;dr, you are correct. But despite your intention being easy to infer in the long version, the way you worded it implied you were purely talking about girth. Also no need to bite my head off, I am not, nor have I ever been attacking you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
Where am I doing this?
User avatar #18 to #14 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
The structure of the first paragraph. You start it with a sentence about girth, then you proceed to talk about an implied concept (length) the lack of separation of thought causes the mind to associate the latter sentences in the first paragraph to be in conjunction with the idea expressed in the first sentence despite that being a ridiculous concept (5 inch girth)

As for attacking, because you didn't clarify which of my two points you wanted me to tell you where you are doing that, "There is no 5 inch wide dick I have seen that's real, it's left the the reader to infer, implying these people aren't complete dumbasses who need everything spelled out for them." because I was questioning your wording at the time, the 'dumbass' statement implies that thought is directed towards me.
User avatar #20 to #18 - yeahvinyl (03/02/2013) [-]
"These people" is not the same thing as "you."
User avatar #23 to #20 - vatra ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Touché. I suppose I could have made the jump to the connection of that statement to myself, because of my questioning of the structure.
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