Cannibalism Is Cool. The title, taken literally, is a lie. So are the tags. i fucked your Mom
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#105 - dathunter (03/02/2013) [-]
then i guess using a condom is kidnapping
#4 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure The Bible frowns upon all 4 of those subjects.
#92 to #4 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
yeah but im pretty sure your mom has a dick
User avatar #13 to #4 - FunnyShlt (03/02/2013) [-]
"And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine." -- Isaiah 49:26
User avatar #73 to #4 - theholum (03/02/2013) [-]
Not to be disrespectful or anything, but the bible is sort of contradicting itself on some points, like murder.
You know, how if you were to believe the tales of the bible as factual history, then this God-character murders over 2 million people in genocide, infanticide, mass murder and just pure slaughter...
User avatar #230 to #73 - frenchgenocide (03/03/2013) [-]
its not factual though. the old testament is jewish literature, which speeks in morals not facts
User avatar #283 to #230 - CapnInterwebz (03/03/2013) [-]
try telling that to the jews
User avatar #191 to #73 - waaw ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
It can't be murder if God does it, because murder is unjust and God is the source of all good and so anything he does is good by definition. If god punched a baby, that would still be good, because god did it. At least, that's one possible excuse.
User avatar #200 to #191 - theholum (03/03/2013) [-]
It's not fair if God doesn't have to make sense...
User avatar #213 to #200 - deezknuts (03/03/2013) [-]
i mean, technically God kills everyone, right?
>implying god exists
Like if your 90 year old gramma and your 9 year old neice both die of cancer, you can technically blame it on god.

He technically directly causes the death of every human being...

like ever

User avatar #204 to #200 - waaw ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. He's God.
#176 to #73 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he is God. Sorry, i hate religion, but this argument just pisses me the **** off. The world was a brutal place back then, therefore their God was brutal.
#64 - tannerb (03/02/2013) [-]
I am pro-choice but this sign makes no sense. Pro-life people claim that life starts at conception. A girl swallowing sperm is not conception. So the sign is complete bull. (Also by their logic jacking off is a murder)
#68 to #64 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
to get technical it would be cannabalism because you are consuming somthing that is paert of a human being, also I am pro life because in most cases abortions happen almost when the child is fully developed but i have no problem with the morning after pill that stops the egg from fertalizing, please no butt hurt just my opinion not yours
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#91 to #68 - autoxx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
The morning after pill causes an immediate menstrual cycle.
Fertilized or not, it's just hitting the "flush" lever.
#89 to #64 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I just hate that they call themselves Pro-Life, they are Pro-Not Choice...every one that is Pro-Choice is not against life so why would the opposition call themselves differently..
#135 to #5 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
#295 to #5 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/03/2013) [-]
What else would i be staring at?
What else would i be staring at?
User avatar #9 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
That doesn't make sense Abortion you are killing a developing cell with a full set of chromosomes who has a 20% chance of dying before birth anyways.

While sperm is haploid so it will never develop into anything unless it fertilizes an egg. I would think cannibalism would only apply to eating a humans tissues. Or fully developed cells
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User avatar #17 to #12 - impo **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
That's a pretty scary number, isn't it?
User avatar #29 to #17 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
Ya, and that is just natural, of all conceptions excluding abortion procedures 20% fail
User avatar #58 to #29 - jonebonez (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm glad someone else out there is also a little more educated on the subject. Pro life people are so against things like birth control, yet they don't realize that using birth control would actually -save- fetuses from being aborted. Naturally at least.
User avatar #67 to #58 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
Your logic doesn't make sense... The reason people are pro-life is because you are not giving the "child" even a chance to live. Everyone knows that miscarriages happen, but by purposefully removing/killing the fetus they see that as murder because it isn't natural the fetus/child is purposefully being removed/killed that is why it is viewed as unethical by some.

In the same regard that is why birth control is seen that way because it is seen as unnatural
User avatar #409 to #67 - jonebonez (03/03/2013) [-]
I guess I should of used my words more carefully. I wasn't talking about miscarriages when you're 6- 12 weeks pregnant. The female body actually rejects fertilized eggs and just flushes them out with a normal period.

"Without Birth Control:
Out of 100 fertile women without birth control, 100 of them will ovulate in any given month.
Out of those 100 released eggs, 33 will become fertilized.
Out of those 33, 18% will be rejected by the uterus.
In a group of 100 women not on birth control: 6 zygotes will “die”
With Birth Control:
Out of 100 fertile women on birth control, around 6 of them will ovulate in any given month.
Out of those 6 released eggs, only 2 will become fertilized.
Out of those 2, 100% will be rejected by the uterus.
In a group of 100 women on birth control: 2 zygotes will “die”

It comes from a blog post from someone who did a bunch of research on the subject, and after doing a bit of my own the numbers matched up for me. It's even more eye opening for me considering the fact that it's coming from someone who used to be a pro life extremist.

I'm not sure if you're actually really interested in all of this, or if you were just making a random comment, but it was a good read. If you're interested (though it's kind of long) it's at You need to login to view this link l

Granted, yes. All of this happens naturally. But if pro-life peoples goal is to save zygotes/fetuses/children then why shouldn't they be for this? They're fighting the wrong cause.

Sorry for the long (and late) reply.
#75 to #67 - freeyourmind (03/02/2013) [-]
dude shut up you pro-life mong
User avatar #76 to #75 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
I never said what I was I just explained their point of view
User avatar #27 to #12 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
I am studying Biochemistry and I am taking genetics and we learned 20% of all conceptions are aborted naturally due to chromosomal problems and other complications that can happen in the womb
User avatar #32 to #9 - skubasteve (03/02/2013) [-]
There are hundreds of studies done all ranging in different % ranges in regard to this subject. Its not a definitive number as of yet.
User avatar #39 to #32 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
In natural abortions though its 20% idk about the abortions done on purpose
User avatar #122 to #39 - skubasteve (03/02/2013) [-]
This is in regard to natural abortions.
User avatar #239 to #122 - stcronin (03/03/2013) [-]
Well they are pretty sure is it around 20%
User avatar #259 to #239 - skubasteve (03/03/2013) [-]
And others are sure its higher while some say lower. Yes we just went over this. The studies can be based on a varitey of factors when it comes to testing chromosomal chemistry and comparison that are still up for debate.
User avatar #278 to #259 - stcronin (03/03/2013) [-]
Of course a lot of things are that way but by this point we can see with a lot of supportive evidence that it is around 20% and not a huge fluctuation of 10-40% is all I am trying to say
User avatar #263 to #9 - deezknuts (03/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #331 to #81 - paesani (03/03/2013) [-]
Actualy, for every time you fap, you kill 3 times the population of the earth in sperm
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User avatar #350 to #338 - paesani (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 - ryukyukids (03/02/2013) [-]
yeah right like a feminist swallows.
#45 - ragingflamingos (03/02/2013) [-]
Regardless if you are pro-choice or pro-life that has got to be the STUPIDEST argument I have ever heard for it.
User avatar #241 to #45 - sommerli (03/03/2013) [-]
why is it a stupid argument?
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User avatar #373 to #241 - fredthemilkman (03/03/2013) [-]
comment #4
User avatar #52 to #45 - ainsleyreborn (03/02/2013) [-]
Most arguments for pro life are ridiculous anyway
#104 to #52 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
How are their arguments ridiculous?
According to you killing unborn humans isn't murder.
#177 to #104 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
because it isn't
User avatar #327 to #52 - coldactill (03/03/2013) [-]
I heard a story about a child at their 9th or 10th week in the womb being aborted, and during the operation, whilst being removed it held the doctors finger tightly and as the baby died it let go of his finger.. the doctor never operated another abortion, and even began to advocate against it. There are some pretty decent reasons out there for both sides, and you should always be open minded.
User avatar #387 to #327 - brettyoke ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
"heard a story"

You do realize that at 9 or 10 weeks a baby is still mostly a pink blob, right? For the most part, they don't have hands or fingers at that point.
User avatar #410 to #387 - coldactill (03/03/2013) [-]
I know that at week 7 the child begins to form arms..
User avatar #353 to #327 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
Please cite that, I can't seem to find that story anywhere.
#126 to #52 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
So are most arguments for pro-choice either.
User avatar #83 to #52 - luquaz (03/02/2013) [-]
I never understood the logic here. We are all pro-life and pro-choice. It's for or against abortion the argument is about.
#69 to #52 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't know why he is getting red-thumbs.
#26 - sidathon (03/02/2013) [-]
Then I'd let her eat me alive
User avatar #43 to #26 - rainbowtacos (03/02/2013) [-]
That means she's blowing your dad.
User avatar #46 to #43 - sidathon (03/02/2013) [-]
oh **** ...
#382 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Sperm = 23 unpaired chromosomes.
Fetus = 23 paired chromosomes.

Technically it's not a human until conception.
User avatar #196 - redeadhunter ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
You can make whatever arguments you like about whether or not abortion is murder, but either way, I'd rather women have the ability to have it done safely and legally than risk birth deformities that would be all kinds of hell for the child and injury to herself from a failed home remedy (alcohol, tobacco, coathangers). That's just how I see it.
#209 to #196 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
pro-lifefags are just as annoying as extremistic religious people and feminazis.
#212 to #209 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
So are pro-choice fags
#222 to #212 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
im not pro-choice, im just pro-abortion.

i really dont give a **** what you do as long as it dosnt restrict me from doing what i choose.

with that being said, i dont CARE if weed, pirating, abortion is legal or not, because i will do it anyways, and i do. (exept abortion because im a guy, but i promised myself i will never have a kid, unless im rich, then i can hire a private babysitter/teacher to raise the little **** .)
#244 to #222 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
you just said you weren't pro choice, and then explained how you're pro choice.

good going
#365 - I Am Monkey (03/03/2013) [-]
Regardless of were you stand on abortion, that argument it terrible.
Regardless of were you stand on abortion, that argument it terrible.
#367 to #365 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Depends on the argument being made..........
User avatar #394 to #365 - aldheim (03/03/2013) [-]
But humorous.
#391 - gladiuss (03/03/2013) [-]
BItches ALWAYS got an excuse not to suck my dick.
#323 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
so once a month, her body magically makes a baby, then kills it.
#313 - mrfartypants (03/03/2013) [-]
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#395 - HomerSimpson ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
#54 - felixjarl (03/02/2013) [-]
I lvoe these sign posts. Gives me so much to have fun with.
User avatar #77 to #62 - anthonyh (03/02/2013) [-]
No dickbutt?
#78 to #77 - felixjarl (03/02/2013) [-]
I do got some self respect.
#266 - milehighpride (03/03/2013) [-]
Look out someone mentioned abortion on the internet.
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