Murder or Suicide?. Discuss.. Murder or Suicide? At the _ annual awards dinner given for Forensic science, AUFS President he the Harper Mills astounded his audi
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Murder or Suicide?

Murder or
Suicide?
At the _ annual awards dinner given for Forensic science,
AUFS President he the Harper Mills astounded his audience
with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the
story.
March 23, 1994 the medical can miner
viewed the body of Ronald Opus
that he died from a
shotgun wound to the head. Mr, Opus
had jumped hem the top of a truestory
building intending to commit suicide. .
He left a note to. the effect indicating his
d. esport. tham: y
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ed byea shotgun blast_ pass_ ing.
through a window. whim him
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When confronted with e murder
charge the old man and is who were
both adamant and both said that they
thong ht the shotgun was unloaded. the
Edd man said it was a habit
to threaten his wife with the unloaded
shotgun. He had no intention to murder
her. Therefore the killing of
appeared to he an accident; that is, if the
on had heman accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a
witness who saw the old couple' s son
loading the shotgun about prior
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the old my had tut off her son' s
financial support and the !.iial, knowing
at his father to use the
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with that his father
his, mother.
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#2 - vatra (03/02/2013) [-]
#5 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
Well isn't that a unique way to commit suicide...
Well isn't that a unique way to commit suicide...
#19 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
Neither, it was a hypothetical story about a crazy crime that makes no sense, told at some party for cops. Snopes can tell you more.
#7 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
The old man committed involuntary manslaughter, an example different form this would be if a man was laying down in the middle of the road to get run over, which is committing suicide, the driver will be held account able for not seeing the man laying in the middle of the road and would be charged with manslaughter. Same with the old man it wasn't the drivers intention to kill the man but he did it with out realizing he could, also anther force would he have killed both of them, another car or the ground but it didn't so the one responsible is the old man. I will respond to a retort if you have one.
User avatar #11 to #7 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
If the mother had been shot instead of the son, who would be responsible for her death? The old man who was under the impression that he was threatening her with an unloaded gun or the son who purposely loaded the gun to have her shot and killed?
#15 to #11 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
That would be a homicide charge for the son because it was his intention to kill the old lady to begin with, the old man would be responsible as an accomplice or charged for involuntary manslaughter but no one would probably judge the old man as guilty for his action.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
Hmmm
You're right, most likely right, I by no means know legal shenanigans but your logic seams right.

Still, he got off scott-free probably for the same reason.
#17 to #16 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
the old man would still be convicted of murder because the old woman wouldn't be alive to verify his claim about it being a normal routine. you trust the legal system too much.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
Would but didn't.
If I don't trust the legal system what should I do? enact justice as a crazy vigilante?
#3 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
**** ****** , i'd thumb up if you posted the pic and had the patience to type it all out for us, i need zoom for this **** .
#6 to #3 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
someones upset eh?
#8 to #6 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
no why?
User avatar #9 to #3 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
I SHALL GET RIGHT ON IT!
User avatar #10 to #3 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
Done, how do you want it?
Me to post it as new content or what?
#12 to #10 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
if you post new content then that means OP actually delivers and all the thumbs will be yours
User avatar #13 to #12 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
It's too long I have to split it.
Part 1
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4457682/Murder+or+Suicide+Typed
User avatar #1 - alucaard (03/02/2013) [-]
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