Gaming Logic. . in "-Indtil. Highly trained Assassin jumps in water. Dies.


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#10 - trezon (03/02/2013) [-]
Highly trained Assassin jumps in water.

User avatar #12 to #10 - Her (03/02/2013) [-]
Well he was an assassin. Not an Olympic swimmer.
Did anyone know how to swim back then?
#13 to #10 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
maybe he didn't learn to swim
User avatar #14 to #10 - andnowducks (03/02/2013) [-]
Well he wasn't ******* Micheal Phelps was he?
User avatar #45 to #14 - lordofthezipper (03/03/2013) [-]
I hope he wasn't ******* Michael Phelps....
User avatar #96 to #45 - andnowducks (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 to #10 - Kairyuka (03/02/2013) [-]
I find it weirder that you're the only one in Venice that can swim.
******* .
User avatar #66 to #21 - jaggedherp ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Well, the canals aren't for swimming. More waste management
User avatar #93 to #66 - Kairyuka (03/03/2013) [-]
Still, it's like living in Greenland and not knowing how to put on a jacket.
User avatar #16 to #10 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
There was a glitch in the animus that resulted in Altair drowning when he went in to the ocean water. That's why.

Altair knew how to swim.
User avatar #50 to #16 - Encarna (03/03/2013) [-]
Is that mentioned somewhere? I'm genuinely interested.
User avatar #55 to #50 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
In Lucy's emails and comments in AC2 she mentions that there was a glitch in the animus that Rebecca fixed when she wrote the code for the Animus 2.0 OS and the improvements that were made between AC1 and AC2. And in AC:B it's patched to become Animus 2.1 OS with 'patch notes' about some more improvements to the game and like wise with AC:R being patched yet again to be Animus 2.2 OS with more 'patch notes'. IT then becomes Animus 3.0 OS in AC3. it was my mistake when I said 2.3 in my reply to trezon.
User avatar #83 to #55 - dracory ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
this. . . this guy here is a gamer a cold stone gamer. . .
User avatar #85 to #83 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm also in my first year of college for video game programming.

Just throwing that out there.
User avatar #87 to #85 - dracory ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
does not change the fact so many people think there gamers but fail to memories the lore to such lengths
User avatar #88 to #87 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
I know that, lol. I can basically recite Pokemon, Metal Gear, Zelda, most of Assassin's Creed (minus the comics), Fallout, Baten Kaitos, FF13, Hitman, and Sonic lore very well.
User avatar #89 to #88 - dracory ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
those are your "verses" of the book of gamers everyone has their own "verses"
User avatar #90 to #89 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
Indeed, my good sir. And I'm sure your Verses from your book of gaming is glorious too.
User avatar #91 to #90 - dracory ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
i possess oldens mostly, heroes and friends alike live in my book.
User avatar #92 to #91 - dracory ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
and to all other holders of the book is by some chance you see this; long live our books and always trust in the "verses"!!!!!!
User avatar #54 to #16 - Fgner (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh, really, that's it? When I played I just justified it by saying "well maybe it's like waterboarding to Desmond. Sure, the water and drowning isn't real, but maybe swimming causes Desmond's mind to think he's drowning and start simulating it itself"
User avatar #44 to #16 - trezon (03/03/2013) [-]
Seriously!? I honestly never knew that, thanks bro
User avatar #47 to #44 - taintedangel (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, and this was fixed in Rebecca's Animus 2.0 operating system in Assassins Creed 2. It was then updated each game with AC: Brotherhood being 2.1, AC: Revelations being 2.2, and AC3 being 2.3. It was Ubisoft being clever about their improvements and slight tweaks between the games.
User avatar #30 - dawinnamon (03/02/2013) [-]
It's an australian tree frog hence the purple eyes and green body. They can't swim. Sorry for your disappointment
#31 to #30 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Frogger hop to it
#65 to #30 - jaisharha (03/03/2013) [-]
They can actually swim they just cant breath in the water, perfectly capable of swimming through it though.
As I found out when I was a child, vacationing on the gold coast... go to toilet in caravan park, sit down, hear splash... I did not make that splash... scream... drown frog with fear piss...
User avatar #41 to #30 - rdangerdash ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
That's just a theory. A game theory.
User avatar #80 to #41 - dawinnamon (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh my god I thought I was the only person who watched that
User avatar #81 to #80 - rdangerdash ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I often feel that way too. Good to know I'm not alone here.
#18 - harbingerwolf (03/02/2013) [-]
Maybe it was saltwater?
Maybe it was saltwater?
User avatar #19 to #18 - mayormilkman (03/02/2013) [-]
Or it is just full of chemicals. Frogs are especially sensitive to them.
#42 - megatrondecepticon (03/03/2013) [-]
Falls from above Earths atmosphere and lives.

Falls off cliff and dies.
User avatar #61 to #42 - SpartanRHEA (03/03/2013) [-]
Your character had a jet pack during that mission in reach.
#68 to #61 - spysappinmysasha (03/03/2013) [-]
It wasnt a Jet Pack, but it was a re entry pack. Probably an early prototype of what the Chief had in Halo 4.

Can take two Binary rifle shots to the abdomen, armorless and survive without a scratch

Pulse grenade on the armor and dies
User avatar #84 to #68 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
MC shoved it into the Didacts armor.
User avatar #97 to #84 - spysappinmysasha (03/03/2013) [-]
still, the pulse grenade sucks.
User avatar #98 to #97 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
You lack the skill to use it properly. You can only use it to trap people in corners.
User avatar #99 to #98 - spysappinmysasha (03/04/2013) [-]
I actually use it all the time, I have a loadout centered around its use. I love it.

HOWEVER, for a Forerunner battle suit of such high rank as the Didact's, I just dont believe that even the Chief, as strong as he is, could push a Pulse grenade that deep into his armor when not even a Binary Rifle could pierce the undersuit.

Also, the pulse grenade, is NOT that strong, certainly no where near as strong as the Binary Rifle. I just find it hard to believe a weapon so much weaker than that would be able to do MORE damage.

Also in case you didnt already know, I am getting this whole Binary Rifle story from the Terminals hidden in Halo 4.

and if you havent seen them, go ahead and do that. You will see how the Didact can take a hit.
User avatar #100 to #99 - dreamthrow (03/04/2013) [-]
I have already seen all of the terminal videos, but you convinced me to watch them again. As I got to the part where Librarian shot Didact, I noticed that she was using a Light rifle, which is significantly weaker than the Binary rifle.
User avatar #101 to #100 - spysappinmysasha (03/04/2013) [-]
no, I am watching it right now to confirm that it is infact a BINARY RIFLE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dreamthrow (03/04/2013) [-]
1. It's nowhere near as long
2. It sounds like a Light Rifle
3. The only reason Didact could have survived with no armor is because the gun was a Light Rifle; if it was a Binary, he would have died.
User avatar #103 to #102 - spysappinmysasha (03/05/2013) [-]
oh god damn you are one of those retards who doesnt look at a guns ******* physical form.

FIRSTLY: The sound isa mix of the Light rifles scoped shot and other sounds.
SECONDLY: Its not as long because FORERUNNERS ARE PRETTY ******* BIG

so yeah if the third point doesnt convince you than nothing will.

And I know what you are saying, "why does it sound different then?" a lot of things in the terminals just had stock sounds rather than accurate ones.
"why does the scope float so high?" I dont know, but its all Binary Rifle
"why are its lights different colors?" again, I dont know, a lot of things were colored weird in the Terminals.

again, if this doesnt convince you than I dont know what will.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dreamthrow (03/05/2013) [-]
You're right, but your argument is **** ; the biggest telltale sign is the nose of the gun, which is open on the Binary and closed the Light rifle.
User avatar #105 to #104 - spysappinmysasha (03/05/2013) [-]
I never made the argument as to what might be the most defining feature of the gun....
User avatar #106 to #105 - dreamthrow (03/05/2013) [-]
Well you're best point was pointing out the hight difference.
User avatar #107 to #106 - spysappinmysasha (03/05/2013) [-]
The only three points I made were addressing your thoughts about the sound and length of the gun.

the later "questions" I made was merely backup information for you to use if you somehow didnt get the message from my first three points.
User avatar #108 to #107 - dreamthrow (03/05/2013) [-]
I think we're spamming this OPs notification box.
User avatar #109 to #108 - spysappinmysasha (03/05/2013) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #43 to #42 - megatrondecepticon (03/03/2013) [-]
#49 - soggytomatoe (03/03/2013) [-]
Can carry 50 weapons and heavy armor and sprint easily

******* crippled when you pick up an apple
#56 to #49 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Can carry a sword and one suit of armor
I regret forcing them to make video games logical
User avatar #58 to #56 - snakefire (03/03/2013) [-]
Deus ex seems fairly logical.

You can only keep so many weapons in one trench coat
#39 - setheroth (03/03/2013) [-]
Touches Turtle

#40 - sphinxe (03/03/2013) [-]
When tadpoles grow into frogs they lose their gills, hence they can't breathe underwater.

These are mine. :D
User avatar #59 to #40 - snakefire (03/03/2013) [-]
They can still breathe underwater... through their skin...
#52 to #40 - imadethistofaptwo (03/03/2013) [-]
fire bellies?
User avatar #57 to #52 - sphinxe (03/03/2013) [-]
Yep :D
#60 to #57 - imadethistofaptwo (03/03/2013) [-]
i used to have them when i was little! i had, like, 5! then one day when i was trying to feed them they got out...i freaked out and tried grabbing as many as i could but could only find 3. i was so bummed, and didn't want to tell my mom because i knew she would freak out and yell, so i kept it secret. after a while i forgot about the whole situation and decided to play with some of my toys. i was having a good time with action figures and junk, until i found a toy that looked unfamiliar for my toy arsenal. i played with it a bit until i inspected it closer and discovered the underside of the was ******* fire belly pattern...NONONONONO *************************** .
#62 to #60 - imadethistofaptwo (03/03/2013) [-]
my frog was kill...
#48 - americantuesday (03/03/2013) [-]
The first thing to came to mind is this.

That level with all the forest and bees.
The ******* bees.
THE ******* BEES.
User avatar #72 to #48 - exclamation (03/03/2013) [-]
#37 - arcanezero (03/03/2013) [-]
Game theory found out
User avatar #11 - Her (03/02/2013) [-]
Probably the worst video game logic ever. I always pissed about it.
User avatar #15 to #11 - samxdaxman (03/02/2013) [-]
I always thought the water in Red Dead Redemption was as bad, if not worse. As soon as John's head goes underwater, he dies. He doesn't even drown or anything he just........ dies.
#3 - teranin ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #4 - gildemoono (03/02/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
#9 to #6 - teranin ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
it's from Galaxy Quest...
it's from Galaxy Quest...
#7 to #6 - ohemgeezus (03/02/2013) [-]
star wars
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#29 - likeasalmon (03/02/2013) [-]
Creators fw
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User avatar #69 - personone (03/03/2013) [-]
This is one of my gaming WTFS? Comps I made a few days You need to login to view this link is full of stuff like this.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - personone (03/03/2013) [-]
Okay, next time I make a comp I won't say OC.
User avatar #51 - icametocomment (03/03/2013) [-]
I've played lots of games in my time, but there was only one GBA game that could make me ragequit as frequently as it did.

Frogger and the ******* Temple of the goddamn Frog.

Then my spazzatron cousin beats it for me...

User avatar #17 - galkawhm (03/02/2013) [-]
Unless you're at the top of he screen then the ******* GRASS kills you and the water is the goal.
User avatar #25 - pickstar (03/02/2013) [-]
I doubt a frog can survive in a strong current, sweeping turtles and logs up and **** .
User avatar #32 to #25 - potatot ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Why are there just ******* sweeping logs and turtles in the river? I think someone would fix that problem to fix that slightly dangerous situation.
User avatar #35 to #32 - pickstar (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but america is lazy.
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