My whole life has been a lie. .. This... might have been the worst-edited post I have ever seen. My whole life has been a lie This might have the worst-edited post I ever seen
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#56 - obliquezombie
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(03/02/2013) [-]
This...

might have been the worst-edited post I have ever seen.
#306 to #56 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(03/02/2013) [-]
On this site.
#2 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
From what I remember in Titanic, there was room for both of them but the door or whatever she was on would sink because of their combined weight. Reason he wouldn't get on.
#3 to #2 - derpyllama
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(03/02/2013) [-]
They could have put their life vests under it.
#4 to #3 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Did they even have any on?
#5 to #4 - derpyllama
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Rose is wearing one in the screenshot up there.

Doesn't look like Jack is though.
#6 to #5 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I doubt 1 will help tho. =/
#7 to #6 - derpyllama
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Styrofoam has a density of ~100kg/m^2.
Say that the life vest has a volume of .05m^2

The buoyant force from that life vest would support about 45kg of their mass.

So depending on how much of a fat ass Jack is, and how close the board is to sinking now, it might be able to support both of them.
Maneuvering it into position would be difficult in water that cold, but might be possible.
#8 to #7 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Impressive, but I still think it wouldn't work. I bet it would still sink. Plus if he didn't die the movie wouldn't of been as big of a hit. So either way he needs to die!
#9 to #8 - derpyllama
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Maybe. Also realized that .05 m^3 is a pretty big life vest (50 liters of styrofoam ~ 13 gallons which is a bit larger than a small fishtank)

If they had both vests they could probably make it work. Or if they stole vests from other passengers. Haha.
#10 to #9 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Kill others for life vests! I like it!
#13 to #2 - darklit
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Why didnt they switch from time to time...
#14 to #13 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
They are not very smart.
#26 to #2 - steelhawk
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(03/02/2013) [-]
if they had put the life jacket that rose had underneath the door they both could have lived long enough for the boat to rescue them.
#27 to #26 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
If you look down you can see I've already talked about this. =]
#28 to #27 - steelhawk
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(03/02/2013) [-]
i apologies good sir.
#30 to #28 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
It's chill my man. =] No worries.
#88 to #2 - awesomegreenguy
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Excuse me sir, how did you get green text?
#179 to #88 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
By being the sites biggest fegget.
#253 to #179 - awesomegreenguy
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Teach me, master!
Teach me, master!
#356 to #253 - wickkles
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Get a FJ tattoo.
#358 to #356 - awesomegreenguy
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Oh, so you're the guy with the tattoo! That explains your awesomegreentext...
#359 to #358 - wickkles
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Ha, thanks! <3
#91 to #2 - awesomanium
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I remember someone calculated this.
The thing was apparently on top of an air bubble or some ****, and someone figured it out, and it wouldn't sink.
#109 to #2 - cdlogan
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Mythbusters tested that. If they had put their life jackets on the bottom, it would've floated.
#139 to #109 - dayasalion
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(03/02/2013) [-]
too bad they're not scientist.


i wouldn't even have thought of that myself.
#177 to #109 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
They only had 1 jacket. Did myth busters test that?
#198 to #177 - squadmissile
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Just cram a load of frozen bodies under it, doesn't even have to touch the water
#200 to #198 - wickkles
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(03/02/2013) [-]
There you go! Thinking outside the box!
#258 to #200 - aconfuseddonut
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Well they did only have a few minutes till they would freeze to death...
#357 to #258 - wickkles
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(03/03/2013) [-]
The movie wouldn't be as good if they both lived.
#134 - seniorpokeman
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(03/02/2013) [-]
First one:
Humpty Dumpty was a British Cannon.
It was the largest cannon they had, and it sat on top of a massive wall. When the wall was hit, Humpty Dumpty fell, and it's frame shattered against the ground. The King's men tried using their horses to gather the pieces, and pull them up to the top of a new wall, but they were unable to fix it. Either the horses weren't strong enough to move the massive pieces, or they weren't able to properly put them back together, because the frame was cracked. Don't remember which.

Now let's review:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall—
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall—
and all the kings horses; and all the kings men;
couldn't put Humpty together again—
#140 to #134 - reaperssprint ONLINE
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I would have given you a thumb had you not said that like a pompous faggot.
#262 to #134 - afrogeist
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(03/02/2013) [-]
That actually clears up my confusion about humpty dumpty. Thank you seniorpokeman.
That actually clears up my confusion about humpty dumpty. Thank you seniorpokeman.
#268 to #262 - seniorpokeman
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(03/02/2013) [-]
No problem, afrogeist.
#22 - fellthatsexydrop
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(03/02/2013) [-]
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME!
#136 to #22 - oneandonlynigger
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(03/02/2013) [-]
At the end, I'm pretty sure that dude gets reunited with his horse, who he thought died in that swamp.

Tears were shed.
#342 to #136 - terowastaken
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Y u spoil :( I wanna watch it, since I haven't!
#360 to #342 - oneandonlynigger
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Oh, there are many more surprises than just that. Its a weird movie bro.
#162 to #22 - mmajunkie
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Never-ending story
#165 to #22 - flawlessbuller
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it's the neverending story lol
#195 to #22 - kuchikirukia
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(03/02/2013) [-]
THE NEVERENDING STOOREEEY
NA NA NA
NA NA NA
NA NA NA


#23 to #22 - whycanticaps
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I think it's the never ending story
#25 to #23 - andrewjla
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Yup. Got it on dvd as well as The Neverending Story 2. I wish they would make more, now that they have better technology...
#89 to #25 - ydosac
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(03/02/2013) [-]
yeah I agree, it's a shame that it ended.
yeah I agree, it's a shame that it ended.
#279 to #89 - andrewjla
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(03/02/2013) [-]
hue hue hue   
   
it never ends
hue hue hue

it never ends
#68 to #22 - admiralen
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(03/02/2013) [-]
its a cutscene from battletoads
#82 - WillWalrus
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(03/02/2013) [-]
********, PLUTO IS A PLANET
********, PLUTO IS A PLANET
#86 to #82 - valkeyere
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(03/02/2013) [-]
**** off. And take Pluto with you.
#275 to #82 - notsureifanon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
No, it's a dog.
#92 to #82 - eddymolly
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(03/02/2013) [-]
No, just, just no.
#98 to #82 - detram **User deleted account**
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#326 - patofeliz
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(03/02/2013) [-]
The blue side truly erases pen. It destroys your page, and allows you to write in a completely new blank hole.
#59 - leed
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(03/02/2013) [-]
The blue side really does erase the pen, along with the whole bloody paper!
#35 - destaice
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks there was room for two people on the door never passed physics class.

BUOYANCY. It's not that there wasn't enough room, it's that there wasn't even force to keep the door afloat with two on top of it.

Maybe you could try actually watching the movie too, because Leo does try to get on the door, and it starts sinking.
#173 to #35 - giguelingueling
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Mythbuster did that myth.


The result : They could have both survived if they had put their personal flotation device under the door.
#74 - pianoasis
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#85 to #74 - thereasonableperso
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(03/02/2013) [-]
And then she drowns him.
#90 to #74 - asimplepotato
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#203 to #74 - dbrak
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(03/02/2013) [-]
receiving a blowjob while dying of hypothermia in 28ºF water would not be pleasant at all D:
#155 - levye
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(03/02/2013) [-]
i like funny signs