This Classy Motherfucker. Take notes gentlemen. (Friend of mine got sent this on a dating app, I asked her to send it to meh). Back Feb 27 3: 34 PM I came acros
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This Classy Motherfucker

Take notes gentlemen. (Friend of mine got sent this on a dating app, I asked her to send it to meh)

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Feb 27 3: 34 PM
I came across your profile and was
wondering if you would accept an
engagement of witty banter
between two intellectuals. Of
course this "engagement" may start
off as purely platonic but my
sensual desires will most likely
guide our cohesive unity down
more erotic, , and sexual
paths that will include but are not
limited to rump pounding, sperm
warfare, sexual acts involving food,
and an abundance of new
unchartered sexual positions where
I assert my pure dominance in
establishing a realm of absolute
sovereignty in your nether regions.
Type reply here,,.
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User avatar #18 - mrfartypants (03/02/2013) [-]
never trust a shirtless man holding a camera phone toroid you with i long vocabulary
#13 - felixjarl (03/02/2013) [-]
Worth a shot.
#10 - beerterror (03/02/2013) [-]
Sovereign over the nether.... So he'll become Sargeras or what?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Sargeras (03/02/2013) [-]
No one will become me.. I am me.
User avatar #7 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolled user sunnyrain **

I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK!!
User avatar #6 - erotictentacle (03/02/2013) [-]
**erotictentacle rolled user championshirona **


I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonice but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new unchartered sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
User avatar #9 to #6 - owmowmow (03/02/2013) [-]
I was jus' chekin out yo pic's an was askin if you would two way wit a ****** . Foo Sho it mite look like we chatin but soon, you an me are gonna get real nasty, and doin freaky thangs like twerkin, bumbing and grindin, and maybe even getin down wit the Eviction Notice (That when you have sex wit a project chick with no furniture) an a hella nasty thangs. Cho know wut it is gurl... Just don come back 9 months later on a ****** sayin im yo baby daddy an all, cuz you know dat ain't right.
#12 to #9 - erotictentacle (03/02/2013) [-]
i am frightened
i am frightened
#19 to #12 - scarsofinfinity (03/02/2013) [-]
What is the origin of that?
User avatar #20 to #19 - erotictentacle (03/02/2013) [-]
ask someone who knows.
User avatar #5 - Hentaifan (03/02/2013) [-]
I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic, but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

Edited comment #3 for spell checking.
"Platonic" was "platonice" and "uncharted" was "unchartered". Fixed em both.
User avatar #4 - LordVoltagen (03/02/2013) [-]
Id say yes
User avatar #2 - bluemando (03/01/2013) [-]
Being alpha like a sir
#1 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
What in the crrepy ass **** .... that was hawt
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