This Classy Motherfucker. Take notes gentlemen. (Friend of mine got sent this on a dating app, I asked her to send it to meh). Back Feb 27 3: 34 PM I came acros
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This Classy Motherfucker

Take notes gentlemen. (Friend of mine got sent this on a dating app, I asked her to send it to meh)

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Feb 27 3: 34 PM
I came across your profile and was
wondering if you would accept an
engagement of witty banter
between two intellectuals. Of
course this "engagement" may start
off as purely platonic but my
sensual desires will most likely
guide our cohesive unity down
more erotic, , and sexual
paths that will include but are not
limited to rump pounding, sperm
warfare, sexual acts involving food,
and an abundance of new
unchartered sexual positions where
I assert my pure dominance in
establishing a realm of absolute
sovereignty in your nether regions.
Type reply here,,.
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Submitted: 03/01/2013
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User avatar #2 - bluemando (03/01/2013) [-]
Being alpha like a sir
#13 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Worth a shot.
#10 - beerterror (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sovereign over the nether.... So he'll become Sargeras or what?
User avatar #5 - Hentaifan (03/02/2013) [-]
I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic, but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

Edited comment #3 for spell checking.
"Platonic" was "platonice" and "uncharted" was "unchartered". Fixed em both.
#1 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
What in the crrepy ass fuck.... that was hawt
User avatar #18 - mrfartypants (03/02/2013) [-]
never trust a shirtless man holding a camera phone toroid you with i long vocabulary
User avatar #7 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolled user sunnyrain **

I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK!!
User avatar #6 - erotictentacle (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**erotictentacle rolled user championshirona **


I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonice but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new unchartered sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
User avatar #4 - LordVoltagen (03/02/2013) [-]
Id say yes
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