Moms Logic. . GETS VIRUS " Milli, will run. When I tell my mom that internet explorer is slowing down the computer she asks me how I know google chrome isn't slowing it down.
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#24 - thelordofrepost (03/02/2013) [-]
When I tell my mom that internet explorer is slowing down the computer she asks me how I know google chrome isn't slowing it down.
User avatar #32 to #24 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
And how do you reply?
#2 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
Every 			*******		 time.
Every ******* time.
#4 to #3 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
Dat pic.
Dat pic.
#8 to #6 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
#11 to #8 - zeusmm (03/01/2013) [-]
it's just...
it's just...
#12 to #11 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
Thanks. You're not bad yourself...
Thanks. You're not bad yourself...
#7 to #5 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
#9 to #7 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/01/2013) [-]
Just gonna post this
#10 to #9 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [-]
I hope somebody's going to roll this.
I hope somebody's going to roll this.
#47 to #9 - erotictentacle (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - katypower (03/02/2013) [-]
>Mom blames Minecraft for Virus
>I get pissed
>Take computer buy her a laptop
>Clear the computer, re-download minecraft
>3 months later her laptop crashed
>''See ************ ? I told you Notch was innocent!''
User avatar #58 to #51 - skidbladnir (03/02/2013) [-]
that´s exactly how it´s done
User avatar #90 to #51 - blahblarg (03/02/2013) [-]
Notch is the best hacker
He hacks your mind with blocks
#37 - mattdoggy (03/02/2013) [-]
>at friends house watching youtube videos   
>he has a desktop covered completely with links to Internet explorer webpages   
>the poor thing is slow and virus ridden, i would have put it out of its misery if i had the chance   
>i pretend i don't notice, like if someone had a special family member or something   
>it actually crashes in the first minute and we have to restart it   
>we eventually get to the internet explorer to watch youtube because "shinny(chrome) and the fox in flames are viruses"   
>we get half way through the video and his mom walks in and takes the laptop out of his lap   
>"you are just downloading more viruses and giving away more of our information, they can steal our credit cards you know"   
>he tries to defend how it works and i try to back him up but  she says she knows computers   
>not 10 minutes later she is talking about how she downloading free mouse icons and smiley face icons for facebook   
>by the end of the day the computer had crashed for good and it wasn't worth fixing   
>my friend got grounded and i wasn't allowed near their computers again   
>mfw to him and his laptop
>at friends house watching youtube videos
>he has a desktop covered completely with links to Internet explorer webpages
>the poor thing is slow and virus ridden, i would have put it out of its misery if i had the chance
>i pretend i don't notice, like if someone had a special family member or something
>it actually crashes in the first minute and we have to restart it
>we eventually get to the internet explorer to watch youtube because "shinny(chrome) and the fox in flames are viruses"
>we get half way through the video and his mom walks in and takes the laptop out of his lap
>"you are just downloading more viruses and giving away more of our information, they can steal our credit cards you know"
>he tries to defend how it works and i try to back him up but she says she knows computers
>not 10 minutes later she is talking about how she downloading free mouse icons and smiley face icons for facebook
>by the end of the day the computer had crashed for good and it wasn't worth fixing
>my friend got grounded and i wasn't allowed near their computers again
>mfw to him and his laptop
#85 to #37 - julesv (03/02/2013) [-]
What MF would be like
#13 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
My Mom does this still, even though I live in America and she still lives in the UK, I have a Gaming PC and she has a Packard Bell...   
   
She blames all the 'Torrents and emulators'... They were songs and TF2 -.-
My Mom does this still, even though I live in America and she still lives in the UK, I have a Gaming PC and she has a Packard Bell...

She blames all the 'Torrents and emulators'... They were songs and TF2 -.-
#92 to #13 - doddythechef (03/02/2013) [-]
**** i got to deal with this soon then
User avatar #109 to #92 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Hopefully your mom isn't trying to run up your phone charges and she leaves you alone.
User avatar #163 to #109 - doddythechef (03/02/2013) [-]
she still asks me how to download pictures and put them on facebook
so im expecting they will be run up
User avatar #164 to #163 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Why not just get teamviewer and do it for her and show her~When she gets used to the software
User avatar #165 to #164 - doddythechef (03/02/2013) [-]
you have no idea how many times i have showed her
#166 to #165 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't    
Here's another idea-Get her a CB radio~That's what I did for my mom. Just to save junk tonnes of money, from what I know 1200-4999 stations are free from any usage
I don't
Here's another idea-Get her a CB radio~That's what I did for my mom. Just to save junk tonnes of money, from what I know 1200-4999 stations are free from any usage
User avatar #167 to #166 - doddythechef (03/02/2013) [-]
haha
well thats indefinably a good idea
#168 to #167 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I could get a plane out to her and teach her basics, I'm a technician and I run multiple clubs for the elderly or plain retarded
#169 to #168 - doddythechef (03/02/2013) [-]
thankfully shes not that bad haha
thankfully shes not that bad haha
User avatar #171 to #169 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Okaii dokii broski.

I think the CB radio is your best bet, I got both of mine for $150
#89 - Jameshaich (03/02/2013) [-]
> Dad buys ****** £150 notebook laptop
> Runs like a bitch. windows XP (He bought this last summer)
> I used it a few times, runs too slow to handle a Gameboy emulator.
> Save up and buy my own laptop. runs fine
> Dad blames me every time the laptop runs slow because my gameboy emu was a virus apparently.
> Too slow to even run a virus scan
mfw
#33 - stonermatt (03/02/2013) [-]
What i'm saying   
"Haha......Yeah mom......i was downloading games......"   
   
What i'm thinking   
"Oh god DON'T FIND THE PORN!"   
   
<- MFW

What i'm saying
"Haha......Yeah mom......i was downloading games......"

What i'm thinking
"Oh god DON'T FIND THE PORN!"

<- MFW





#34 to #33 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
you should be ****** banned for posting that gif
#36 to #34 - urfunnyman ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#16 - vexaton (03/02/2013) [-]
My mother yelled the **** out of my brother when IE was turning so slow after he installed chrome. MFW she didn't realise chrome was faster, and going back sucks.
#25 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
#95 - kierano (03/02/2013) [-]
> Me on computer, Mum asks to go on, I reluctantly say yes
> Open up new tab on Chrome for her
> She closes the Chrome window losing me all my work
> Opens IE which slows the computer down to ********* speed
> "Why isn't the computer working?" Says mum
> "Beacuse IE is slow as **** "
> "No it's not, it's all those games you play on here"
>MFW
#103 to #95 - lawlfailwinepic (03/02/2013) [-]
If that ever happens again, chrome allows you to re-open your last tab. Just open open up the browser and do Shift+Ctrl+T and all will come back.   
   
gif unrelated.
If that ever happens again, chrome allows you to re-open your last tab. Just open open up the browser and do Shift+Ctrl+T and all will come back.

gif unrelated.
#115 to #95 - cdlogan (03/02/2013) [-]
I have gotten my mother to use chrome. She agrees it is better than IE
I have gotten my mother to use chrome. She agrees it is better than IE
#122 to #115 - kierano (03/02/2013) [-]
Bitches be stubborn
Bitches be stubborn
#123 to #122 - cdlogan (03/02/2013) [-]
True that. Pic unrelated
#145 to #95 - redeadhunter ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh yes, those stories
>On vacation
>My laptop is the only computer we have
>It was Linux
>She wants to look something up on the internet
>Of course she looks everywhere for Internet explorer
>"Mother, that is Linux, there is no internet explorer, Chrome and Firefox run fine"
>She's not buying it
>I have to find a way to put IE on this thing
>Find out the wine application has IE on there
MFW
User avatar #84 - gragasvlad ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
now I want to know why some one let's their mother close to the computer
User avatar #17 - fuzzum (03/02/2013) [-]
Yep every ******* time. -they- et a vrius/Ttojan/ad-malware type **** "Why do you download things you always do this"


Right the fact you can't tell that a 45kb virus, labeled as a song, isn't wrong, no it's my games that magically give the computer viruses.
#124 - gustaviaable (03/02/2013) [-]
&gt;Playing cracked Minecraft with friend   
&gt;Using Hamachi   
&gt;Friends computer broke becaus his fan stopped working   
&gt;His mom blames it on Hamachi and don't let him install it again   
&gt;MFW I try to convince her it was not Hamachi's fault
>Playing cracked Minecraft with friend
>Using Hamachi
>Friends computer broke becaus his fan stopped working
>His mom blames it on Hamachi and don't let him install it again
>MFW I try to convince her it was not Hamachi's fault
#69 - jamhamington (03/02/2013) [-]
my mum refuses to let me download chrome for her on her laptop, she doesn't even have a reason for saying no, it's 			*******		 ridiculous, mfw
my mum refuses to let me download chrome for her on her laptop, she doesn't even have a reason for saying no, it's ******* ridiculous, mfw
#82 to #69 - xxletrollxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Well not having everything she does on the internet monitored might be one reason. However you and her are probably both so stupid that you use a propietary os, so I couldn't expect anything less.
#149 to #82 - jamhamington (03/02/2013) [-]
you're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
User avatar #94 to #69 - wilvine **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
>Download Chrome
>Rename Internet Explorer
>Change chrome icon to match IE
>Delete all evidence of IE.
>Claim change in interface is just a new version of IE.
>???
>Profit
#111 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [-]
&gt;Little brother's laptop completely crashes. All is lost. He has no idea why.   
&gt;Mom is nice enough to lend him hers.   
&gt;Mom's laptop starts to have issues (slow, not working very well, etc.).   
&gt;Mom walks into brother's room to get laptop after he had fallen asleep.   
&gt;Finds porn pulled up.   
&gt;Mom: AAHHHH! OHGODOHGODOHGOD.   
&gt;Still lets him borrow it once in a while.   
&gt;Mom's laptop completely crashes. All is lost.   
&gt;Mom: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED ALL THOSE GAMES ON MY LAPTOP. IT WAS FINE BEFORE THOSE GAMES. NO WONDER YOURS CRASHED.   
&gt;Me: wut. ಠ___ಠ
>Little brother's laptop completely crashes. All is lost. He has no idea why.
>Mom is nice enough to lend him hers.
>Mom's laptop starts to have issues (slow, not working very well, etc.).
>Mom walks into brother's room to get laptop after he had fallen asleep.
>Finds porn pulled up.
>Mom: AAHHHH! OHGODOHGODOHGOD.
>Still lets him borrow it once in a while.
>Mom's laptop completely crashes. All is lost.
>Mom: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED ALL THOSE GAMES ON MY LAPTOP. IT WAS FINE BEFORE THOSE GAMES. NO WONDER YOURS CRASHED.
>Me: wut. ಠ___ಠ
User avatar #113 to #111 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [-]
She also still uses AOL...
#130 to #113 - yentabear (03/02/2013) [-]
Kill them, Kittehh. They must all die.
#144 to #137 - yurippe (03/02/2013) [-]
soo, i heard you like cats &gt;:3
soo, i heard you like cats >:3
#156 to #155 - yentabear (03/02/2013) [-]
Not sure how long I can keep going for. My cat pictures are not as big as they should be.
Not sure how long I can keep going for. My cat pictures are not as big as they should be.
#158 to #156 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [-]
'Tis quite alright.
'Tis quite alright.
User avatar #116 to #111 - aceofshadows (03/02/2013) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #121 to #116 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeaah...
#102 - JosephDecreux (03/02/2013) [-]
&gt;help my mum out by deleting all the varies toolbars and search engines she aquired.   
&gt;Torrent a few antivirus' for her and download adblock   
&gt;Let her have her laptop back   
&gt;*1 month later* after she has 			******		 it all up again: 'I knew i shouldnt' of let you 'fix my laptop! You downloaded all these new things that have broken my laptop. Why did you have to intervene? i was happy using internet explorer and my toolbars to surf'   
&gt;MFW
>help my mum out by deleting all the varies toolbars and search engines she aquired.
>Torrent a few antivirus' for her and download adblock
>Let her have her laptop back
>*1 month later* after she has ****** it all up again: 'I knew i shouldnt' of let you 'fix my laptop! You downloaded all these new things that have broken my laptop. Why did you have to intervene? i was happy using internet explorer and my toolbars to surf'
>MFW
User avatar #22 - rocksteady (03/02/2013) [-]
This isn't mom logic

This is Women logic...get married see what happens.
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User avatar #29 to #22 - elricmiless **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
good thing i'm gay
#87 to #29 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
ne need to mention it, no one cares
#99 to #87 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Tell your family you're gay, they'll care.. they'll care the **** out of you
#148 - disies (03/02/2013) [-]
Still happening to me, every single TIME
Still happening to me, every single TIME
#1 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
when really it's all the porn your downloading
User avatar #23 - bossdelainternet (03/02/2013) [-]
Ikr
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