Uterus

Dear Vagina,

Thank you for not getting hard and causing awkward and/or inconvenient situations.

Sincerely,
Women.

It's only a problem if you give a fuck.

Look at Tom Bergeron. He totally wants the D.

Sexually aroused males in a non sexual environment is cause for some serious awkward moment.

Ei "Why don't you come up to the board and write?" "C-can't, no can do, my knees suddenly stopped working and uh... im allergic to standing."

i just walk around and act normal
if they notice i dont give a fuck
i cant control it anyway

MFW everyone on here is talking to their reproductive organs

Huh. Never thought about it until now, but why are they outside? Is there something they can't do behind my penis that requires then to dangle so precariously?

Temperature on the testicles must be lower than the body's temperature for optimal sperm production and storage

Testicles need to be about 1 degree colder than the rest of the body so they hang to reduce heat... At least that's what I've heard.

weird because you aren't used to it. if it were the other way around and our balls started hanging outside of the body for some reason, that would be pretty fucking weird. at first.

Dear Thumbs,

Thank you for being opposable. Keep up the good work.

Your truly
All humans everywhere

What is that image from?

Mawaru Penguindrum

Atleast its internal.

I'm quite sure they will say so.

Oh, you guys!

i would tap that.

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See you soon

So, it didn't allow the first one because it was to long.

I rather like your name. It isn't heretical

Well at least you came through and did what you said you would.

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**awesomeduderino rolls 97** lord of bagels

And then someone flicks you in the ball.

Bitch, i got balls of steel!

Elective hysterectomy is ill advise, especially at a young age when the risk of bleeding out his higher.

Unfortunately, we have to have some type of disease that causes us to have a hysterectomy.

That's what you think.

then... how do you fit a tampon up your dick hole?

Very carefully

*imagines just the string in and the actual tampon hanging out*

Dude... c'mon.

Having to pleasure yourself vs. pain, diarrhea, fainting, and the possibility of stained pants (*remembers when my period started while in class and the teacher was in the middle of giving a long speech. And I was wearing light colored pants*)
The reason I'm glad I don't have a penis is the threat of a boner that others could notice. At least when I become aroused by something, no one ever has to know.

Blood sistersssssssss.

Me too.

I got a new job about four months ago (almost all of my coworkers are women) and I think my body's trying to sync with them all because I've been raggin' it for the past two months straight.

fascinating

Because now it is forbidden to comment on something that you can relate.

Awesome.

I have a feeling it's not as bad as girls say it is and a man could handle it better, but since only girls get it, we gotta take their word for it.

Im not saying she isn't telling the truth, but it might be different for males

Her uterus finds out that there's no baby in there. So it cramps the fuck up, and gets rid of the old blood lining through the monthly cycle called a "period".

Kinda feels like when you get your nut tapped, and it hurts with that nasty ache for a while afterwards. Take that lingering ache, put it on both sides, and then add nausea and mood swings.

PERIOD.