Uterus

#7 - MCPO (03/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)

Dear testicles,

Thank you for not bleeding and causing hormonal changes to my body for a week or so. But **** you for being overly sensitive and outside the damn body.

Sincerely,
Men.

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#48 to #7 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]

Dear Vagina,

Thank you for not getting hard and causing awkward and/or inconvenient situations.

Sincerely,
Women.

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#52 to #48 - trollins (03/02/2013) [-]

It's only a problem if you give a **** .

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#79 to #52 - buttinspecter (03/02/2013) [-]

Look at Tom Bergeron. He totally wants the D.

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#103 to #48 - bulbakip (03/02/2013) [-]

Sexually aroused males in a non sexual environment is cause for some serious awkward moment.

Ei "Why don't you come up to the board and write?" "C-can't, no can do, my knees suddenly stopped working and uh... im allergic to standing."

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#108 to #103 - penguinthegreat (03/02/2013) [-]

i just walk around and act normal
if they notice i dont give a ****
i cant control it anyway

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#143 to #7 - masterboll (03/02/2013) [-]

MFW everyone on here is talking to their reproductive organs

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#154 to #7 - cdlogan (03/02/2013) [-]

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#15 to #7 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/02/2013) [-]

Huh. Never thought about it until now, but why are they outside? Is there something they can't do behind my penis that requires then to dangle so precariously?

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#18 to #15 - cascarita (03/02/2013) [-]

Temperature on the testicles must be lower than the body's temperature for optimal sperm production and storage

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#17 to #15 - thisotherdude (03/02/2013) [-]

Testicles need to be about 1 degree colder than the rest of the body so they hang to reduce heat... At least that's what I've heard.

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#133 to #119 - jackbrook (03/02/2013) [-]

weird because you aren't used to it. if it were the other way around and our balls started hanging outside of the body for some reason, that would be pretty ******* weird. at first.

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#168 to #7 - sheperdofthestars (03/02/2013) [-]

Dear Thumbs,

Thank you for being opposable. Keep up the good work.

Your truly
All humans everywhere

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#1 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I can relate too much to this...
I am typing upside down right now... my back hurts too ******* much.

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#8 - alchemicfreak (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)

almost every other mammal just reabsorbs the blood, but humans? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

the uterus is the most evil internal organ known to human females.

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#118 to #8 - funkyspot (03/02/2013) [-]

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#44 to #8 - nyork (03/02/2013) [-]

What is that image from?

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#130 to #44 - niedzielan (03/02/2013) [-]

Mawaru Penguindrum

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#106 to #8 - gtk (03/02/2013) [-]

Atleast its internal.

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#114 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

But uterusted her

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#115 to #114 - triggathepirate (03/02/2013) [-]

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#124 to #115 - sheperdofthestars (03/02/2013) [-]

I'm quite sure they will say so.

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#136 to #124 - wilvine **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]

Oh, you guys!

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#6 - reigndrac (03/02/2013) [-]

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#10 - nillabonbon (03/02/2013) [-]

:(

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#82 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

This definitely does not look like the face of mercy

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#94 to #82 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

It's the face of her uterus? O_O

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#134 to #94 - doyouevenupload (03/02/2013) [-]

i would tap that.

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#51 - jimthesquirrelking (03/02/2013) [-]

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#27 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)

DUBS DECIDES MY ACCOUNT NAME!

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#36 to #27 - redstain (03/02/2013) [-]

**redstain rolls 22** Either ramalamadickupmyass or ***********

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#38 to #36 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

Dayum. Be right back.

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#39 to #38 - redstain (03/02/2013) [-]

See you soon

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#40 to #39 - fucklestick (03/02/2013) [-]

So, it didn't allow the first one because it was to long.

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#45 to #40 - whycanticaps (03/02/2013) [-]

I rather like your name. It isn't heretical

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#42 to #40 - redstain (03/02/2013) [-]

Well at least you came through and did what you said you would.

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#32 to #27 - HappytimeJR (03/02/2013) [-]

**HappytimeJR rolls 24** Turd Waffle

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#29 to #27 - andrewjla (03/02/2013) [-]

**andrewjla rolls 59** Phanact's ball hair

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#37 to #29 - awesomeduderino (03/02/2013) [-]

**awesomeduderino rolls 97** lord of bagels

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#129 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

And this is why i love my balls.

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#147 to #129 - mycatislookingatme (03/02/2013) [-]

And then someone flicks you in the ball.

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#148 to #147 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]

Bitch, i got balls of steel!

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#16 - thisotherdude (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I swear if I were a chick I would just get a hysterectomy or some **** like that so I wouldn't have to deal with this **** ... You know, after I managed to stop milking the whole multiple orgasms thing for five minutes at least.

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#57 to #16 - pxthreezerothree (03/02/2013) [-]

Elective hysterectomy is ill advise, especially at a young age when the risk of bleeding out his higher.

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#53 to #16 - setittowumbo (03/02/2013) [-]

Unfortunately, we have to have some type of disease that causes us to have a hysterectomy.

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#11 - kabegamichu (03/02/2013) [-]

Sometimes it feels like you're just going to die...

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#28 - ungcc (03/02/2013) [-]

My face...all week. **** EVERYONE

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#46 - gibroner (03/02/2013) [-]

Just another reason I'm glad I don't have a uterus... or any female sex organs... I'm a man is the point I'm making

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#34 - icametocomment (03/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)

And I'm probably about to go on mine. Guys, consider yourself so very, very lucky that your cocks don't do this when you decide not to impregnate somebody.

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#58 to #34 - mytrakytra (03/02/2013) [-]

That's what you think.

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#61 to #58 - duckslikegrapestoo (03/02/2013) [-]

then... how do you fit a tampon up your dick hole?

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#64 to #61 - gmarrox (03/02/2013) [-]

Very carefully

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#65 to #64 - duckslikegrapestoo (03/02/2013) [-]

*imagines just the string in and the actual tampon hanging out*

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#83 to #65 - dershmener (03/02/2013) [-]

Dude... c'mon.

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#74 to #34 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

True, but a lot of us still have to fap every day (or multiple times per day) to keep the testosterone from driving us crazy. Not that I'd trade places with you, but our world isn't perfect either.

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#92 to #74 - sweetsolitude (03/02/2013) [-]

Having to pleasure yourself vs. pain, diarrhea, fainting, and the possibility of stained pants (*remembers when my period started while in class and the teacher was in the middle of giving a long speech. And I was wearing light colored pants*)
The reason I'm glad I don't have a penis is the threat of a boner that others could notice. At least when I become aroused by something, no one ever has to know.

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#162 to #92 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

I actually find boners easy to deal with; they can just happen at random times, even when you're not aroused, and even if people aren't aware of this, they still don't make a big deal out of them. As for fapping, it's less pleasurable when you do it compulsively. To quote an old friend... You need to login to view this link

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#13 - babbylicious (03/02/2013) [-]

Morbid for women?

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#12 - kakariko (03/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)

Currently experiencing that ******* feel.

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#23 to #12 - fannypackattack (03/02/2013) [-]

Blood sistersssssssss.

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#19 to #12 - victoryismine (03/02/2013) [-]

Me too.

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#43 to #12 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]

I got a new job about four months ago (almost all of my coworkers are women) and I think my body's trying to sync with them all because I've been raggin' it for the past two months straight.

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#21 to #12 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

Same.

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#31 to #12 - bostpost (03/02/2013) [-]

fascinating

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#33 to #31 - kakariko (03/02/2013) [-]

Because now it is forbidden to comment on something that you can relate.

Awesome.

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#41 - redstain (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I am glad I do not have to experience the pain that is the menstrual cycle

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#88 to #41 - thatoneweirdguy (03/02/2013) [-]

I have a feeling it's not as bad as girls say it is and a man could handle it better, but since only girls get it, we gotta take their word for it.

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#96 to #88 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]

According so my nurse cousin, men have a better pain tolerance for shorter bursts of pain (i.e. a cut, getting kicked in the balls), while women have a better tolerance for pain that lasts over a long period of time (i.e. periods, child birth). So if a woman says her period is extremely painful, it's likely she's telling the truth.

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#98 to #96 - thatoneweirdguy (03/02/2013) [-]

Im not saying she isn't telling the truth, but it might be different for males

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#20 - rdangerdash ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I have no idea what is happening in this comic and I think I would like to keep it that way.

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#22 to #20 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]

Her uterus finds out that there's no baby in there. So it cramps the **** up, and gets rid of the old blood lining through the monthly cycle called a "period".

Kinda feels like when you get your nut tapped, and it hurts with that nasty ache for a while afterwards. Take that lingering ache, put it on both sides, and then add nausea and mood swings.

PERIOD.

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#50 to #22 - thunderbirdbass (03/02/2013) [-]

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Uterus

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