Uterus

#7 - MCPO

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Dear testicles,

Thank you for not bleeding and causing hormonal changes to my body for a week or so. But **** you for being overly sensitive and outside the damn body.

Sincerely,
Men.

#48 to #7 - danniegurl

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Dear Vagina,

Thank you for not getting hard and causing awkward and/or inconvenient situations.

Sincerely,
Women.

#52 to #48 - trollins

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(03/02/2013) [-]

It's only a problem if you give a ****.

#79 to #52 - buttinspecter

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Look at Tom Bergeron. He totally wants the D.

#103 to #48 - bulbakip

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Sexually aroused males in a non sexual environment is cause for some serious awkward moment.

Ei "Why don't you come up to the board and write?" "C-can't, no can do, my knees suddenly stopped working and uh... im allergic to standing."

#108 to #103 - penguinthegreat

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(03/02/2013) [-]

i just walk around and act normal
if they notice i dont give a ****
i cant control it anyway

#143 to #7 - masterboll

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(03/02/2013) [-]

MFW everyone on here is talking to their reproductive organs

#154 to #7 - cdlogan

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#15 to #7 - xplosevdiarrhea

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Huh. Never thought about it until now, but why are they outside? Is there something they can't do behind my penis that requires then to dangle so precariously?

#18 to #15 - cascarita

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Temperature on the testicles must be lower than the body's temperature for optimal sperm production and storage

#17 to #15 - thisotherdude

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Testicles need to be about 1 degree colder than the rest of the body so they hang to reduce heat... At least that's what I've heard.

#119 to #7 - boonfg **User deleted account**

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#133 to #119 - jackbrook

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weird because you aren't used to it. if it were the other way around and our balls started hanging outside of the body for some reason, that would be pretty ******* weird. at first.

#168 to #7 - sheperdofthestars

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Dear Thumbs,

Thank you for being opposable. Keep up the good work.

Your truly
All humans everywhere

#167 to #7 - biguglyface **User deleted account**

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#1 - anon id: e9ac465b

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(03/01/2013) [-]

I can relate too much to this...
I am typing upside down right now... my back hurts too ******* much.

#2 to #1 - beasert

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#8 - alchemicfreak

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(03/02/2013) [-]

almost every other mammal just reabsorbs the blood, but humans? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

the uterus is the most evil internal organ known to human females.

#118 to #8 - funkyspot

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