Uterus. not oc. JUAT Tu LET all GET Even»?. Dear testicles, Thank you for not bleeding and causing hormonal changes to my body for a week or so. But you for being overly sensitive and outside the damn bod
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#7 - MCPO (03/02/2013) [-]
Dear testicles,   
   
Thank you for not bleeding and causing hormonal changes to my body for a week or so. But 			****		 you for being overly sensitive and outside the damn body.   
   
Sincerely,   
Men.
Dear testicles,

Thank you for not bleeding and causing hormonal changes to my body for a week or so. But **** you for being overly sensitive and outside the damn body.

Sincerely,
Men.
User avatar #168 to #7 - sheperdofthestars (03/02/2013) [-]
Dear Thumbs,

Thank you for being opposable. Keep up the good work.

Your truly
All humans everywhere
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#167 to #7 - biguglyface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
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#133 to #119 - jackbrook (03/02/2013) [-]
weird because you aren't used to it. if it were the other way around and our balls started hanging outside of the body for some reason, that would be pretty ******* weird. at first.
User avatar #15 to #7 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/02/2013) [-]
Huh. Never thought about it until now, but why are they outside? Is there something they can't do behind my penis that requires then to dangle so precariously?
User avatar #18 to #15 - cascarita (03/02/2013) [-]
Temperature on the testicles must be lower than the body's temperature for optimal sperm production and storage
User avatar #17 to #15 - thisotherdude (03/02/2013) [-]
Testicles need to be about 1 degree colder than the rest of the body so they hang to reduce heat... At least that's what I've heard.
#154 to #7 - cdlogan (03/02/2013) [-]
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#143 to #7 - masterboll (03/02/2013) [-]
MFW everyone on here is talking to their reproductive organs
MFW everyone on here is talking to their reproductive organs
User avatar #48 to #7 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Dear Vagina,

Thank you for not getting hard and causing awkward and/or inconvenient situations.

Sincerely,
Women.
#52 to #48 - trollins (03/02/2013) [-]
It's only a problem if you give a **** .
User avatar #79 to #52 - buttinspecter (03/02/2013) [-]
Look at Tom Bergeron. He totally wants the D.
#103 to #48 - bulbakip (03/02/2013) [-]
Sexually aroused males in a non sexual environment is cause for some serious awkward moment.

Ei "Why don't you come up to the board and write?" "C-can't, no can do, my knees suddenly stopped working and uh... im allergic to standing."
#108 to #103 - penguinthegreat (03/02/2013) [-]
i just walk around and act normal
if they notice i dont give a ****
i cant control it anyway
#114 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [-]
But uterusted her
But uterusted her
User avatar #124 to #115 - sheperdofthestars (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm quite sure they will say so.
User avatar #136 to #124 - wilvine **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh, you guys!
#28 - ungcc (03/02/2013) [-]
My face...all week. 			****		 EVERYONE
My face...all week. **** EVERYONE
#16 - thisotherdude (03/02/2013) [-]
I swear if I were a chick I would just get a hysterectomy or some **** like that so I wouldn't have to deal with this **** ... You know, after I managed to stop milking the whole multiple orgasms thing for five minutes at least.
User avatar #53 to #16 - setittowumbo (03/02/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, we have to have some type of disease that causes us to have a hysterectomy.
#57 to #16 - pxthreezerothree (03/02/2013) [-]
Elective hysterectomy is ill advise, especially at a young age when the risk of bleeding out his higher.
#11 - kabegamichu (03/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes it feels like you're just going to die...
#8 - alchemicfreak (03/02/2013) [-]
almost every other mammal just reabsorbs the blood, but humans? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

the uterus is the most evil internal organ known to human females.
User avatar #106 to #8 - gtk ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Atleast its internal.
User avatar #44 to #8 - nyork (03/02/2013) [-]
What is that image from?
User avatar #130 to #44 - niedzielan (03/02/2013) [-]
Mawaru Penguindrum
#34 - icametocomment (03/02/2013) [-]
And I'm probably about to go on mine. Guys, consider yourself so very, very lucky that your cocks don't do this when you decide not to impregnate somebody.
#74 to #34 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
True, but a lot of us still have to fap every day (or multiple times per day) to keep the testosterone from driving us crazy. Not that I'd trade places with you, but our world isn't perfect either.
User avatar #92 to #74 - sweetsolitude (03/02/2013) [-]
Having to pleasure yourself vs. pain, diarrhea, fainting, and the possibility of stained pants (*remembers when my period started while in class and the teacher was in the middle of giving a long speech. And I was wearing light colored pants*)
The reason I'm glad I don't have a penis is the threat of a boner that others could notice. At least when I become aroused by something, no one ever has to know.
#162 to #92 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
I actually find boners easy to deal with; they can just happen at random times, even when you're not aroused, and even if people aren't aware of this, they still don't make a big deal out of them. As for fapping, it's less pleasurable when you do it compulsively. To quote an old friend... You need to login to view this link
#58 to #34 - mytrakytra (03/02/2013) [-]
That's what you think.
That's what you think.
#61 to #58 - duckslikegrapestoo (03/02/2013) [-]
then... how do you fit a tampon up your dick hole?
User avatar #64 to #61 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Very carefully
#65 to #64 - duckslikegrapestoo (03/02/2013) [-]
*imagines just the string in and the actual tampon hanging out*
#83 to #65 - dershmener ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Dude... c'mon.
#129 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
And this is why i love my balls.
#147 to #129 - mycatislookingatme (03/02/2013) [-]
And then someone flicks you in the ball.
+1
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#148 to #147 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Bitch, i got balls of steel!
User avatar #12 - kakariko (03/02/2013) [-]
Currently experiencing that ******* feel.
#31 to #12 - bostpost (03/02/2013) [-]





fascinating
User avatar #33 to #31 - kakariko (03/02/2013) [-]
Because now it is forbidden to comment on something that you can relate.

Awesome.
#43 to #12 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I got a new job about four months ago (almost all of my coworkers are women) and I think my body's trying to sync with them all because I've been raggin' it for the past two months straight.
User avatar #19 to #12 - victoryismine (03/02/2013) [-]
Me too.
#21 to #12 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #23 to #12 - fannypackattack (03/02/2013) [-]
Blood sistersssssssss.
#82 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
This definitely does not look like the face of mercy
#94 to #82 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
It's the face of her uterus? O_O
User avatar #134 to #94 - doyouevenupload (03/02/2013) [-]
i would tap that.
#41 - redstain (03/02/2013) [-]
I am glad I do not have to experience the pain that is the menstrual cycle
User avatar #88 to #41 - thatoneweirdguy (03/02/2013) [-]
I have a feeling it's not as bad as girls say it is and a man could handle it better, but since only girls get it, we gotta take their word for it.
#96 to #88 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
According so my nurse cousin, men have a better pain tolerance for shorter bursts of pain (i.e. a cut, getting kicked in the balls), while women have a better tolerance for pain that lasts over a long period of time (i.e. periods, child birth). So if a woman says her period is extremely painful, it's likely she's telling the truth.
User avatar #98 to #96 - thatoneweirdguy (03/02/2013) [-]
Im not saying she isn't telling the truth, but it might be different for males
+14
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User avatar #5 - cupcakedevourer (03/02/2013) [-]
Sweet Jesus... I know that feel, bro.
User avatar #68 - NotAsWackoJacko (03/02/2013) [-]
When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead.
User avatar #90 to #68 - vortexrain (03/02/2013) [-]
When the red river's flowing, take the dirt road home.
#93 - potatofarm (03/02/2013) [-]
Black ghetto uterus......
Black ghetto uterus......
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