Sorry you didn't get one!. Source: wtfacts.org/. DEPARTMENTS lillie. iil? Tll: l( ' V IT", THANK mum; ; noun. It's like real-life thumbs Sorry you didn't get one! Source: wtfacts org/ DEPARTMENTS lillie iil? Tll: l( ' V IT" THANK mum; ; noun It's like real-life thumbs
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#1 - kingsombra
Reply +177
(03/01/2013) [-]
It's like real-life thumbs
It's like real-life thumbs
#147 to #1 - theodordronen
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I see this kid all the time, what is the actual video`?
#139 to #1 - fractalius
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(03/02/2013) [-]
implying funnyjunk thumbs arent real life
implying funnyjunk isnt love and isnt life
implying thumbs arent the only thing that matter especially if from funnyjunk


WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO READ A RETARDED RANT BY ME WHOS HIGH AS BALLS BUT SOMEHOW MANAGED TO TYPE THIS. THATS BASICALLY WHAT THE WHOLE THING IS SUMMARIZED. bye

ok im really high. and trying to keep grammar was so ******* hard and i just messed up there but cant comprehend retyping something. and i know funnyjunk gets all mad when people take the lol sorry im high approach when they look like an idiot which i very well may be according to how succesfull in thumbs this comment gets because people always say that thumbs show disinterest in comments or interest, instead of thumbs being just a way to say 'damn that some good ***** or '**** YOU BITCH'

you all know the feeling right? or maybe im just really ******* high and it makes sense. and i have no idea how i typed sense there. and well i hope fj finds humor in how retarded i am oh i remembered its that i cant figure out how to use the shift button but somehow i subconciously do it when typing punctuation like > except that time i kinda triied to use shift for humor and meant to press the / or ? button.

Anyway im going back to eating pretzel goldfish. u know that little scardy guy from the goldfish commercials

i cant weait to read all this **** ive written when I sober up.

Peace FJ. Hopefully this rant was worth reading
#158 to #139 - twi
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(03/02/2013) [-]
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#12 to #1 - mrhaihoang
Reply +9
(03/02/2013) [-]
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#74 - azinfoo
Reply +74
(03/02/2013) [-]
What's that America?

I can't hear you over the sound of our POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT
#154 to #74 - ghettograndpa
Reply -2
(03/02/2013) [-]
BUT DO YOU HAVE FREEDOM?
#160 to #154 - lolzordz
Reply -1
(03/02/2013) [-]
freedom to be a fat ****. thumb me down whatever, im just telling the truth
#159 to #74 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Shut up and continue being our hat.
#166 to #74 - masterboll
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
>implying canada isnt a part of north america
#7 - originalrider
Reply +67
(03/01/2013) [-]
I'm from Toronto and what is this
#151 to #7 - sprucie
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
You probably have to leave the house to get some
#16 to #7 - aptorian
Reply +24
(03/02/2013) [-]
that because no one but toronto likes toronto
#62 - arkensas
Reply +53
(03/02/2013) [-]
>Living in Winnipeg
>Driving home from College
>Cop is following me
>Get nervous
>Ten minutes later cop is still following me
>Sweating ******* balls
>Cop flips his lights on
>Pull over wondering what the **** I did
>Cop walks over
>"Do you have any idea why I pulled you over son?"
>"No officer I have no idea, was I speeding maybe?"
>"Nope, I was bored and decided to follow you and I seen that you are obeying traffic laws to the letter."
>wut.png
>"So here's 200$, you have a nice day now."
>"Thanks?"
>******* nowhere but Canada.
#64 to #62 - fourtwentt
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
if you had just smoked, you wouldve pissed your pants when the lights went on
#105 to #62 - gilfhunter
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
Ever go to Grand Forks?
#145 to #105 - theswede
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Do you go to UND?
#173 to #145 - gilfhunter
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
I do indeed.
#175 to #173 - theswede
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
Kappa Sigma tonight, I must meet you gilfhunt
#176 to #175 - gilfhunter
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
I assure you I am not that awesome in person. Got a buddy though in Kappa Sig.
#116 to #105 - arkensas
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
My girlfriend lives right by there we go to Pancake House a lot.
#174 to #116 - gilfhunter
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
I just recently discovered it, never been
#70 to #62 - Sinless
Reply +6
(03/02/2013) [-]
They seriously gave you ******* money? Is this what they ******* do in Canada?, give you ******* money for driving correctly? Since when?, I need to move to Canada.
#17 - rshanebarnes
Reply +42
(03/02/2013) [-]
A 6 inch dick in Canada is 15.24 centimeters
A 6 inch dick in Canada is 15.24 centimeters
#71 to #17 - mytrakytra
Reply -3
(03/02/2013) [-]
Call me Mr. 20.32 centimeters then.
#18 to #17 - lolwatthe
Reply -2
(03/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was flat 15 because I was taught that 2.5 cm was 1 inch.
#24 to #18 - taintedangel
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
That's a rounded figure to make things easier.
#25 to #24 - lolwatthe
Reply -2
(03/02/2013) [-]
Why would they repeatedly teach that in Canadian schools then?
#26 to #25 - taintedangel
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
Other than the fact it just made it easier to teach, and easier to use with a minimal error in length, I don't really know.

The real conversion is 1 inch is 2.54 cm.
#27 to #26 - lolwatthe
Reply -2
(03/02/2013) [-]
Well thanks for the info, I will keep it for later maybe.
#28 to #27 - taintedangel
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome. And, well, what's an easier conversion you can do in your head?

1 - 2.5 or 1 - 2.54?
#29 to #28 - lolwatthe
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
1 - 2.54 is more accurate plus my phone/alarm clock has a calculator on it.
#49 to #29 - taintedangel
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
yeah we have phone calculators nowadays, but what about when you can't use them?
#50 to #49 - lolwatthe
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Then I'll fall back on 2.5 but I rarely need to convert cm to inches.
#52 to #50 - taintedangel
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
lol yeah. And like, America is one of only 3 countries in the world that still doesn't use the metric system as it's measuring system.
#53 to #52 - lolwatthe
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Britain uses both quite often, from what I hear it's very interchangeable there.
#95 to #53 - badsamaritan
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#11 - IAmManbearpig
Reply +39
(03/02/2013) [-]
only Canada would have a federally recognized form of thanking people.
#41 to #11 - initiatoroflulz
Reply +3
(03/02/2013) [-]
What about medals?
#43 to #41 - IAmManbearpig
Reply +3
(03/02/2013) [-]
touche
#73 - soggytomatoe
Reply +20
(03/02/2013) [-]
Canada


Our freedom comes with free health care
#76 to #73 - anon
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
And getting bones rebroken and set again because you had to wait six months to see a doctor.
#152 to #76 - odonnell
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Why does everyone without Universal Healthcare assume the waiting time is so long?
I've waited longer on a private doctor to see to my problems. That is the only downfall about universal healthcare, it covers the majority of problems, but if theres anything that requires specialist treatment you need to transfer to a private clinic.

Another guy that was arguing against universal healthcare had the excuse that Doctors deserve a good wage, well: universal healthcare isnt free, its paid for through taxes. Senior Surgeons in Scotland get paid around £160000 ($240000), in the US they're paid around $280000. Obviously thats a 40000$ difference, but take into account that the US in general is paid more than Scotland due to us not being as rich of a nation (Since Westminster takes the money then gives us a fraction back). eg Mechanical Engineers: Scotland - £40000 US - £50000
#96 to #73 - anon
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
But the U.S. has universal healthcare too now and I hate it.
#103 to #73 - gilfhunter
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
Nothing is free bro. You pay for it, and pretty steeply in taxes. I cannot tell you how many Canadians gripe about the healthcare up there. Sure ours is **** as well, but at least you will get in when you need it, not wait 6 months. There is no such thing as free lunch
#3 - slenderguy
Reply +17
(03/01/2013) [-]
When i was a kid i got a free ice cream from a police officer for wearing my helmet. Canada!
#22 to #3 - onceman
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
Sounds so Canadian, let's reward this kid for doing something he's supposed to do!
#30 to #22 - slenderguy
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
exactly
#31 to #22 - onceman
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
They do that in America to but I find here that it's so excessive.
#58 - AliCattLovee
Reply +14
(03/02/2013) [-]
That's happened to me.
I was playing in a park with some friends when I was about 13-14, and 2 police officers walked up to us and asked if we were keeping out of trouble.
We said we were, and they gave us all coupons for free slushies at Mac's Convenience.
It was a good day.
#20 - gggman
Reply +10
(03/02/2013) [-]
>save a kid from a burning building   
>"here's a formal thank you ticket kind sir"
>save a kid from a burning building
>"here's a formal thank you ticket kind sir"