Sorry you didn't get one!. Source: wtfacts.org/. DEPARTMENTS lillie. iil? Tll: l( ' V IT", THANK mum; ; noun. It's like real-life thumbs
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#1 - kingsombra (03/01/2013) [-]
It's like real-life thumbs
It's like real-life thumbs
User avatar #147 to #1 - theodordronen (03/02/2013) [-]
I see this kid all the time, what is the actual video`?
#139 to #1 - fractalius (03/02/2013) [-]
implying funnyjunk thumbs arent real life
implying funnyjunk isnt love and isnt life
implying thumbs arent the only thing that matter especially if from funnyjunk


WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO READ A RETARDED RANT BY ME WHOS HIGH AS BALLS BUT SOMEHOW MANAGED TO TYPE THIS. THATS BASICALLY WHAT THE WHOLE THING IS SUMMARIZED. bye

ok im really high. and trying to keep grammar was so ******* hard and i just messed up there but cant comprehend retyping something. and i know funnyjunk gets all mad when people take the lol sorry im high approach when they look like an idiot which i very well may be according to how succesfull in thumbs this comment gets because people always say that thumbs show disinterest in comments or interest, instead of thumbs being just a way to say 'damn that some good ***** or ' **** YOU BITCH'

you all know the feeling right? or maybe im just really ******* high and it makes sense. and i have no idea how i typed sense there. and well i hope fj finds humor in how retarded i am oh i remembered its that i cant figure out how to use the shift button but somehow i subconciously do it when typing punctuation like > except that time i kinda triied to use shift for humor and meant to press the / or ? button.

Anyway im going back to eating pretzel goldfish. u know that little scardy guy from the goldfish commercials

i cant weait to read all this **** ive written when I sober up.

Peace FJ. Hopefully this rant was worth reading
#158 to #139 - twi (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - originalrider (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm from Toronto and what is this
#151 to #7 - sprucie (03/02/2013) [-]
You probably have to leave the house to get some
#16 to #7 - aptorian (03/02/2013) [-]
that because no one but toronto likes toronto
#74 - azinfoo (03/02/2013) [-]
What's that America?

I can't hear you over the sound of our POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT
User avatar #166 to #74 - masterboll (03/02/2013) [-]
>implying canada isnt a part of north america
#154 to #74 - ghettograndpa (03/02/2013) [-]
BUT DO YOU HAVE FREEDOM?
User avatar #160 to #154 - lolzordz (03/02/2013) [-]
freedom to be a fat **** . thumb me down whatever, im just telling the truth
User avatar #159 to #74 - elcreepo (03/02/2013) [-]
Shut up and continue being our hat.
#62 - arkensas (03/02/2013) [-]
>Living in Winnipeg
>Driving home from College
>Cop is following me
>Get nervous
>Ten minutes later cop is still following me
>Sweating ******* balls
>Cop flips his lights on
>Pull over wondering what the **** I did
>Cop walks over
>"Do you have any idea why I pulled you over son?"
>"No officer I have no idea, was I speeding maybe?"
>"Nope, I was bored and decided to follow you and I seen that you are obeying traffic laws to the letter."
>wut.png
>"So here's 200$, you have a nice day now."
>"Thanks?"
> ******* nowhere but Canada.
User avatar #64 to #62 - fourtwentt (03/02/2013) [-]
if you had just smoked, you wouldve pissed your pants when the lights went on
#105 to #62 - gilfhunter (03/02/2013) [-]
Ever go to Grand Forks?
User avatar #145 to #105 - theswede (03/02/2013) [-]
Do you go to UND?
#173 to #145 - gilfhunter (03/03/2013) [-]
I do indeed.
User avatar #175 to #173 - theswede (03/03/2013) [-]
Kappa Sigma tonight, I must meet you gilfhunt
#176 to #175 - gilfhunter (03/03/2013) [-]
I assure you I am not that awesome in person. Got a buddy though in Kappa Sig.
User avatar #116 to #105 - arkensas (03/02/2013) [-]
My girlfriend lives right by there we go to Pancake House a lot.
#174 to #116 - gilfhunter (03/03/2013) [-]
I just recently discovered it, never been
User avatar #70 to #62 - Sinless (03/02/2013) [-]
They seriously gave you ******* money? Is this what they ******* do in Canada?, give you ******* money for driving correctly? Since when?, I need to move to Canada.
#17 - rshanebarnes (03/02/2013) [-]
A 6 inch dick in Canada is 15.24 centimeters
A 6 inch dick in Canada is 15.24 centimeters
User avatar #18 to #17 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was flat 15 because I was taught that 2.5 cm was 1 inch.
User avatar #24 to #18 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
That's a rounded figure to make things easier.
User avatar #25 to #24 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
Why would they repeatedly teach that in Canadian schools then?
User avatar #26 to #25 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
Other than the fact it just made it easier to teach, and easier to use with a minimal error in length, I don't really know.

The real conversion is 1 inch is 2.54 cm.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
Well thanks for the info, I will keep it for later maybe.
#28 to #27 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome. And, well, what's an easier conversion you can do in your head?

1 - 2.5 or 1 - 2.54?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
1 - 2.54 is more accurate plus my phone/alarm clock has a calculator on it.
User avatar #49 to #29 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
yeah we have phone calculators nowadays, but what about when you can't use them?
User avatar #50 to #49 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
Then I'll fall back on 2.5 but I rarely need to convert cm to inches.
User avatar #52 to #50 - taintedangel (03/02/2013) [-]
lol yeah. And like, America is one of only 3 countries in the world that still doesn't use the metric system as it's measuring system.
User avatar #53 to #52 - lolwatthe (03/02/2013) [-]
Britain uses both quite often, from what I hear it's very interchangeable there.
#71 to #17 - mytrakytra (03/02/2013) [-]
Call me Mr. 20.32 centimeters then.
User avatar #11 - IAmManbearpig (03/02/2013) [-]
only Canada would have a federally recognized form of thanking people.
#41 to #11 - initiatoroflulz (03/02/2013) [-]
What about medals?
User avatar #43 to #41 - IAmManbearpig (03/02/2013) [-]
touche
User avatar #3 - slenderguy (03/01/2013) [-]
When i was a kid i got a free ice cream from a police officer for wearing my helmet. Canada!
User avatar #22 to #3 - onceman (03/02/2013) [-]
Sounds so Canadian, let's reward this kid for doing something he's supposed to do!
User avatar #30 to #22 - slenderguy (03/02/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #31 to #22 - onceman (03/02/2013) [-]
They do that in America to but I find here that it's so excessive.
#73 - soggytomatoe (03/02/2013) [-]
Canada


Our freedom comes with free health care
#96 to #73 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
But the U.S. has universal healthcare too now and I hate it.
#103 to #73 - gilfhunter (03/02/2013) [-]
Nothing is free bro. You pay for it, and pretty steeply in taxes. I cannot tell you how many Canadians gripe about the healthcare up there. Sure ours is **** as well, but at least you will get in when you need it, not wait 6 months. There is no such thing as free lunch
#76 to #73 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
And getting bones rebroken and set again because you had to wait six months to see a doctor.
User avatar #152 to #76 - odonnell (03/02/2013) [-]
Why does everyone without Universal Healthcare assume the waiting time is so long?
I've waited longer on a private doctor to see to my problems. That is the only downfall about universal healthcare, it covers the majority of problems, but if theres anything that requires specialist treatment you need to transfer to a private clinic.

Another guy that was arguing against universal healthcare had the excuse that Doctors deserve a good wage, well: universal healthcare isnt free, its paid for through taxes. Senior Surgeons in Scotland get paid around £160000 ($240000), in the US they're paid around $280000. Obviously thats a 40000$ difference, but take into account that the US in general is paid more than Scotland due to us not being as rich of a nation (Since Westminster takes the money then gives us a fraction back). eg Mechanical Engineers: Scotland - £40000 US - £50000
User avatar #58 - AliCattLovee (03/02/2013) [-]
That's happened to me.
I was playing in a park with some friends when I was about 13-14, and 2 police officers walked up to us and asked if we were keeping out of trouble.
We said we were, and they gave us all coupons for free slushies at Mac's Convenience.
It was a good day.
#113 - cannedsmarties (03/02/2013) [-]
Canadian Police!
Canadian Police!
#140 - fiddlestickz (03/02/2013) [-]
thumbed for title, such immense irony
thumbed for title, such immense irony
#20 - gggman (03/02/2013) [-]
>save a kid from a burning building   
>"here's a formal thank you ticket kind sir"
>save a kid from a burning building
>"here's a formal thank you ticket kind sir"
#13 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
Police: Here, for being nice a fine.
Woman: What a nice gesture
Police: Name and Adress please
Woman: Why?
Police: It's 780 dollars.
#165 to #13 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
wat
#149 - sammyjankiis (03/02/2013) [-]
Hitler to Black history month
User avatar #92 - Customer Services (03/02/2013) [-]
Seriously... which part of the Canada? I'll go live here... there's nothing like that in Quebec... :(
User avatar #93 to #92 - phanact (03/02/2013) [-]
If it works anything like the lane you're in rule, its the part you aren't in that's the better part
User avatar #150 - haunterbrony (03/02/2013) [-]
jimimipwr darbius

Is this for real
User avatar #171 to #150 - darbius ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, this is real. It's just not a really big thing...anywhere really. It's a small little trial run right now in some of the smaller cities and communities, with only specific police branches trying it.
User avatar #168 to #150 - jimimipwr (03/02/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #169 to #168 - haunterbrony (03/02/2013) [-]
Look at da content
DA CONTENT
User avatar #170 to #169 - jimimipwr (03/02/2013) [-]
I saw and I am quite confused.
I've never heard of such a thing.
#32 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
#90 - foaly (03/02/2013) [-]
This is another reason why i want to move to canada.
#119 to #90 - feelythefeel (03/02/2013) [-]
gays, weed and hippies everywhere man, gays, weed and hippies.


Also, socialized everything.
#148 - silversliver (03/02/2013) [-]
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Canada.   
'nuff said
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Canada.
'nuff said
#102 - biater (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm from Calgary and then Ottawa, no strong feelings on Winnipeg, have been there once for a week for work. And I have never heard of tickets for niceness
#107 to #102 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
I grew up in Calgary too. No nice tickets there but it was voted cleanest city in the world.
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