2 birds, one kid. from lamebook.. I complain about my life a lot, but really... when I look at it, I should be really grateful I have a car, a nice one too, completely paid off. I have a not-too 2 birds one kid from lamebook I complain about my life a lot but really when look at it should be grateful have car nice too completely paid off not-too
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#10 - phanact
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(03/01/2013) [-]
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I complain about my life a lot, but really... when I look at it, I should be really grateful


I have a car, a nice one too, completely paid off. I have a not-too-expensive place to live, and I have a job

Hmmm
I should focus on the good, not the bad.
#53 - Reeon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
>Driving on the way to work
>Flip child on a school bus next to you with both hands

How is he steering
#108 to #53 - ludislavonac
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Could be they both stopped at a red light, also what the other guys said, since all cars today have a servo steering wheel your car will just continue to go straight if you let it go
#58 to #53 - theunbrnfury
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(03/02/2013) [-]
his legs
#60 to #53 - ARandomSpoon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
You're aware that cars don't just violently swerve if you let go of the wheel right? They could have easily been going straight. Its really not that hard.. do you even drive?
#114 to #60 - doodogger
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(03/02/2013) [-]
"Do you even drive?"
#95 to #60 - vincernio
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah they don't just fly sideways, I do air drum solos while i drive sometimes. one morning i got a weird look driving into work when In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins was on.
#96 to #95 - ARandomSpoon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Every. *******. Time, I don't care if on a god damn mountain pass, When Phil Collins comes on, you simply can not stop from playing the air drums.
#97 to #96 - vincernio
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, one time i was having a bit of foreplay with a girl, it turned on and a boob drum solo happened out of instinct. and i got laid...
#98 to #97 - ARandomSpoon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I see no reason why you shouldn't have gotten laid.
#99 to #98 - vincernio
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(03/02/2013) [-]
She laughed, i played with her tities, parked somewhere dark and got to business. thing is i was a wimpy kid last year when i met her and she friend zoned me. then we didn't see each other for a few months, I cut my longer hair, started a company, cleaned up my style of dress, then BAM!
#100 to #99 - vincernio
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Let this be a lesson, Dress nice, act successful, and be flirty. You will get womenz.
#104 to #97 - dengekisushi
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I would **** you so hard if you did that to me with a Phil Collins song.
#145 to #104 - vincernio
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I have my lovable quirks. good to know there are good women out there still that let their men get away with our shenanigans.
#51 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#49 - corundum
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I'm surprised this didn't turn into a rant about "kids are so stupid these days" and "parents should beat the **** out of them."

I mean, it's the internet.
#2 - fizzor
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Liked the story, but since when the double bird has been an "old school 80's style" thing?

Inb4 "Since the 80's"
#52 to #2 - anon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
i believe since the eighties
#29 to #2 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Since the eighties, duh.
#111 - fiddlestickz
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(03/02/2013) [-]
>Happy Monday, you little ****!!
>Happy Monday, you little ****!!
#101 - wifflewaffle
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I bet this was their face moments after the girl flipped the bird
#31 - psykojet
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#107 to #31 - katypower
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(03/02/2013) [-]
And that's the bottom line...
Because Stone Cold said so.
#68 to #31 - fourtwentt
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(03/02/2013) [-]
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#3 - albinoman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
How could he continue driving he was laughing and using both of his hands to flip her off. I probably would have hit the bus or went off the side of the road.
#4 to #3 - albinoman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Just re-read the story and found the older person was a woman so all hes are now shes.
#6 to #4 - drimsical
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(03/01/2013) [-]
this also answers your previous question
#9 to #4 - lazyvoltage
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Made no difference as women can't drive in the first place.
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#34 to #3 - toosexyforyou
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Not sure if you've ever driven before but it is very easy to drive with your knees and also the car still goes fairly straight if you let go of the wheel as long as the road is leveled well. Or they might have been at a red light.
#36 to #3 - zorororonoa
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(03/02/2013) [-]
red light?
#26 to #3 - habanaro
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(03/01/2013) [-]
It's pretty possible to let go of the wheel briefly and not instantly veer off the road, you know.
It's pretty possible to let go of the wheel briefly and not instantly veer off the road, you know.
#119 - tacogrenade
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(03/02/2013) [-]
But its friday
#139 to #119 - atheistzilla
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
here it is saturday 12:48
#120 to #119 - bitchplzzz
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(03/02/2013) [-]
KILL THE TIME TRAVELER!