Crappy Movies Are Crappy. . ELL RIGHT. 'iii! WE NEED A NEW IDEA-' 1 FOE RAF' F' Y MOVIES REESE TALL TALES TALL TALES. Snow white was average, Hansel and Gretel was good, jack the giant slayer looks interesting. Neither of the Three are "Crappy movies" in my opinion. J
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User avatar #16 - Sunburn (03/01/2013) [-]
I hated Hansel and Gretel for one reason.

They made Hawkeye miss.

How could they do that?!?
#67 - thatmexican (03/02/2013) [-]
next one im calling it
#84 to #67 - sevenxninja (03/02/2013) [-]
I'd watch it
#86 to #84 - thatmexican (03/02/2013) [-]
no need to be so... crabby   
   
   
im so sorry
no need to be so... crabby


im so sorry
User avatar #14 - sillymango (03/01/2013) [-]
Snow white was average, Hansel and Gretel was good, jack the giant slayer looks interesting. Neither of the Three are "Crappy movies" in my opinion. Just because they don't sync with your tastes doesn't mean they're crappy.
User avatar #165 to #103 - sillymango (03/02/2013) [-]
Ok thats a statistic but one man's meat is another man's poison, there's no such thing as a crappy movie, Just movies that don't appeal to you. You have an opinion, good for you man.
User avatar #166 to #165 - condormcninja (03/02/2013) [-]
I forgot people think everyone's serious on the internet.

I wasn't trying to be a real jerk or say you're wrong, just busting your chops man.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #169 to #166 - sillymango (03/03/2013) [-]
They should really create an "I'm not serious" font or a sarcasm font so that we know what people really mean. Either way, Have a nice day.
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User avatar #147 to #146 - condormcninja (03/02/2013) [-]
I guess cause a lot of movies are bad.
#25 - Mebeshe (03/01/2013) [-]
I liked Hansel and Gretel. Jeremy Renner played Jeremy Renner with diabetes.
I liked Hansel and Gretel. Jeremy Renner played Jeremy Renner with diabetes.
User avatar #31 - snipys (03/01/2013) [-]
What's next? Little red riding hood the Werewolf hunter?
#104 to #31 - aviators (03/02/2013) [-]
It wasn't that bad actually
#105 to #31 - asongulol (03/02/2013) [-]
It was ok.
User avatar #128 to #31 - jinjo (03/02/2013) [-]
There's already a bunch of B movies like that.
User avatar #44 to #31 - OminousDemon (03/02/2013) [-]
that sounds pretty badass actually
#150 to #31 - swarthywaffles (03/02/2013) [-]
Little Red Riding Hood: Wolf ****** .
User avatar #151 to #150 - snipys (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, that rule34....
User avatar #53 to #31 - dexorcitor (03/02/2013) [-]
well actually.. Red Riding Hood the Movie.
User avatar #62 to #53 - amusingtoaster (03/02/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#39 to #31 - amuzen (03/01/2013) [-]
I... I kinda want to see that.
User avatar #47 to #39 - snipys (03/02/2013) [-]
Agent codnamed: Red riding hood, has a top secret mission to deliver Cookies to Agent codenamed: Grandma. These cookies have the plans to stop the werewolves. The way to Grandma is infested with Werewolves and Red has to use her secret weapon, beating them to death with her picnic basket.
User avatar #127 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I.... I liked snow white and the huntsman...
#33 - broorb (03/01/2013) [-]
I liked Snow White. There're some beautiful effects in that.
#34 - originalrider (03/01/2013) [-]
hansel and gretel looks pretty badass... just saiyan
hansel and gretel looks pretty badass... just saiyan
#71 to #34 - projecthelios (03/02/2013) [-]
MFW my  name is Max
MFW my name is Max
User avatar #73 to #34 - animepsycchosecond (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm watching it on sunday...getting hyped
User avatar #122 to #34 - buttinspecter ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
It kind of was.
#30 - Rascal (03/01/2013) [-]
jack the giant slayer has NICHOLAS HOULT so no one is allowed to insult it okay
#35 to #30 - Munkey (03/01/2013) [-]
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#94 - Rascal (03/02/2013) [-]
I thought snow white and the huntsman was pretty good
#76 - lithiumION (03/02/2013) [-]
i know they are called fairy/folk tales but i thought tall tales meant lies ? or is this an american thing...
User avatar #87 to #76 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
They're called fairytales or folktales no matter where you go that speaks english. I think op got his words mixed up.
User avatar #88 to #87 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes they're called fables as well.
#59 - Rascal (03/02/2013) [-]
dude i thought hansel and gretel was actually pretty cool
User avatar #46 - daedrakiller (03/02/2013) [-]
Snow White was really ******* good. The only thing I would have changed was Kirsten Stewart, but other than that Snow White was like eye candy.
#48 to #46 - headhunternl (03/02/2013) [-]
really ******* good is a bit much, but yea it was nowhere near a crap movie. Have to agree on the Kristen Stewart aspect on both points.

Charlize Theron as the Queen was fantastic and I loved the interpertation of the magic mirror.

Pic very related
User avatar #49 to #48 - daedrakiller (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah in forethought it probably wasn't really ******* good. But I thoroughly enjoyed it
#52 to #49 - headhunternl (03/02/2013) [-]
agreed, if only they had someone else for the role of snow white, cuz Kristen is just a disgrace to acting.   
   
She is good for one thing though. Gif related.
agreed, if only they had someone else for the role of snow white, cuz Kristen is just a disgrace to acting.

She is good for one thing though. Gif related.
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#58 - kakariko (03/02/2013) [-]
I liked Snow White.
#37 - mikeW (03/01/2013) [-]
I liked Hansel and Gretel.
User avatar #22 - howunexpected (03/01/2013) [-]
Snow White and the Huntsman was actually pretty good. I enjoyed it
User avatar #17 - unknownmercury (03/01/2013) [-]
Snow White and the Huntsman was really good, especially for having Kristen Stewart as the leading lady.
User avatar #19 to #17 - redscorpion (03/01/2013) [-]
There's also the reboot of red ridding hood
#152 - infinitereaper (03/02/2013) [-]
I was pissed about Hansel and Gretel the moment I saw the trailer.   
   
Like wtf, all wtiches have to be evil and slaughtered? You're mad because one of them killed someone? So kill them all? Very nice spawn of hitlers.   
   
gif more or less related.
I was pissed about Hansel and Gretel the moment I saw the trailer.

Like wtf, all wtiches have to be evil and slaughtered? You're mad because one of them killed someone? So kill them all? Very nice spawn of hitlers.

gif more or less related.
User avatar #154 to #152 - pastortroy (03/02/2013) [-]
But... but what if being a witch makes you evil outright? That' could be like saying "You shouldn't kill all Sith Lords only some of them are bad".
#157 to #154 - Rascal (03/02/2013) [-]
there were "white" witches the good ones
#156 to #152 - Rascal (03/02/2013) [-]
they address that in the movie
It wash't that bad, wasn't that good either
#159 to #152 - wanicochil (03/02/2013) [-]
So those witches that steal and eat/kill kids, nah they ain't evil, they shouldn't be hunted down, they should be praised and honored for being 			*******		 evil   
   
Seriously...   
   
It is set in a time where they thought witch craft is making a deal with the devil, where they are evil sinners and should be burned   
   
And majority exclude white witches are evil...   
   
What the 			****		 is the problem?
So those witches that steal and eat/kill kids, nah they ain't evil, they shouldn't be hunted down, they should be praised and honored for being ******* evil

Seriously...

It is set in a time where they thought witch craft is making a deal with the devil, where they are evil sinners and should be burned

And majority exclude white witches are evil...

What the **** is the problem?
User avatar #160 to #159 - infinitereaper (03/02/2013) [-]
That's like saying because of serial killers we should kill all humans.

It was just cliche up the ass. Looked like flunk from the start. Rotten Tomatoes seems to agree.
#161 to #160 - wanicochil (03/02/2013) [-]
They come across a good witch and they don't kill her   
   
They only hunt witches that steal kids, because the town hires them to   
   
The time period it was set in everyone hunted and kill witches, people were killed just on the assumption of a witch with no evidence   
   
No where in the movie do they go looking for a witch for 			*****		 and giggles to kill them, every time they were hired by a town to retrieve the kids and capture the witch   
   
Hell they even save a woman that is being accused of witch craft and would of been killed (And she was an actual witch, and they didn't kill her)
They come across a good witch and they don't kill her

They only hunt witches that steal kids, because the town hires them to

The time period it was set in everyone hunted and kill witches, people were killed just on the assumption of a witch with no evidence

No where in the movie do they go looking for a witch for ***** and giggles to kill them, every time they were hired by a town to retrieve the kids and capture the witch

Hell they even save a woman that is being accused of witch craft and would of been killed (And she was an actual witch, and they didn't kill her)
User avatar #162 to #161 - infinitereaper (03/02/2013) [-]
Well I didn't watch the movie anyway.
User avatar #124 - aluminiumfoiled (03/02/2013) [-]
The Easter Bunny: Bloody Sunday.
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