Thoughts on sex. . The Toddler WI!!! Walks In on You FE ALATI o MISSIONARY GIRL ON TOP HONEY STYLE ANAL I could do this better myself. It would be a let easier
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Thoughts on sex

The Toddler WI!!!
Walks In on You
*******
***********
FE ALATI o
MISSIONARY
GIRL ON TOP
HONEY STYLE
ANAL
I could do this better
myself. It would be a let
easier if we just had sex.
I have idea what I' m
doing.
I never knew how long
I' m supposed to last
during this.
Meal for twp with a
hairy mew.
Wonder if my old
SEGA is in the attic...
Boobs. Boobs. Boobs,
Boobs. Been. Boobs,
Boobs, Boobs.
I vender if she' d let me,,,
Yessums!!!
would be a m easier if we.
just had sex,
He has idea what he' s
doing,
I wish he' d finish already.
I' m sleepy.
Wonder if weave get any
ice cream...
My face is up here!
Dear God don' t try to put it
in my butt!
Is that how babies are
made?
Silly daddy, milk deosn' t
cemo from there!
Mommy uses a beky tee!
I need stop letting them
kiss me.
Wonder if these little holes
in the wall like Writs...
Blurbs, Boobs,
The Discovery Channel is
my favorite.
Is that how babies are
made?
Is she geing to throw
that thing I can
fetch it er what?
He has idea how much
better that is when she
uses peanut butter.
I wish they' d finish
already. I' m sleepy.
Watch this! .
I can do that
to myself!
This reminds
me, where are
my chew toys?
I knew this ore!
I remember that trip to
the yet. Not my favorite
...
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#217 - rjgnal (03/02/2013) [-]
poor dog got ****** in the ass by the vet
User avatar #208 - rebby (03/02/2013) [-]
i feel if theyre already having sex a girl shouldnt mind a guy looking at her boobs
like
what
#203 - lightarcanine (03/02/2013) [-]
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not an acceptable answer when a teacher asks what the product of 3 and 23 is.
#202 - zeusx (03/02/2013) [-]
alright, legit question for the women out there. do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised? i recently heard that circumcised is the norm in america and it just seems weird to me. ive heard the arguments for and against and to be honest it just seems more ethical to not circumcise. it also seems like most american women prefer circumcised and i just dont see a logical reason why.
User avatar #249 to #202 - kagji (03/07/2013) [-]
it's actually about 50/50 here, both for frequency and preference.
#206 to #202 - lazaman (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't care either way, like literally, not a single bother to be given. (I'm gay)   
   
But I think if you're not willing to have sex with the man that you love, because of how his penis looks, you're pretty shallow bitch.   
   
Im cut, and it looks nice, and I'm glad i was cut, but I wouldn't circumcise my kid, just because I think that should be his own choice, not mine.
I don't care either way, like literally, not a single bother to be given. (I'm gay)

But I think if you're not willing to have sex with the man that you love, because of how his penis looks, you're pretty shallow bitch.

Im cut, and it looks nice, and I'm glad i was cut, but I wouldn't circumcise my kid, just because I think that should be his own choice, not mine.
User avatar #201 - footballmaniac (03/02/2013) [-]
The dog made me LOL.
#200 - leonus (03/02/2013) [-]
**leonus rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Jet Black ** prolly another duck image
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#194 - basham (03/02/2013) [-]
tfw toddler
User avatar #186 - dagramcraka (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and i never want to give anal to a girl... just the thought of pulling my dick out and it covered in **** .... eeuhhh
User avatar #196 to #186 - thatnerdyguy (03/02/2013) [-]
And that's the part that porn doesn't show you.

Well, that and all the preparation to make sure she doesn't get hurt. And the fact that some of the girls, in addition to not eating for hours before hand, also bleach their buttholes.
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User avatar #195 to #192 - dagramcraka (03/02/2013) [-]
yea but thats no fun.
User avatar #183 - sabdoor (03/02/2013) [-]
Seriously? Shame for the people who have this problem
#173 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
whats so good about anal
User avatar #178 to #173 - zeroxnight (03/02/2013) [-]
it is tighter
User avatar #171 - capslockrage (03/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy that likes ******** ?
User avatar #188 to #171 - hairyjonson (03/02/2013) [-]
no i give my self one ever night
User avatar #169 - dayasalion (03/02/2013) [-]
So umm....any girls actually do the peanut butter dog thing?
User avatar #163 - badgerclan (03/02/2013) [-]
Somehow I got halfway through the 3rd row before I noticed the people having sex in the background
#207 to #163 - cerealgal (03/02/2013) [-]
dont feel bad... I read ur comment and scrolled back up cuz i read the whole thing and moved to the comments without noticing them
User avatar #159 - maskedguardianmkii (03/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who is not interested in anal, like at all? Everywhere I go on the internet, everyone's obsessed with anal like it's the sex from the gods but who would give up a perfectly good ****** for a ******** ?
User avatar #250 to #159 - kagji (03/07/2013) [-]
its much dirtier that way
also, the captcha was SPARTA!!!!
User avatar #177 to #159 - setittowumbo (03/02/2013) [-]
That's okay. I'm probably the only one on the internet that doesn't have a sex drive.
User avatar #187 to #177 - rabbitfood (03/02/2013) [-]
it's ok. I'm right there with you
User avatar #180 to #177 - gammajk (03/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, you'll hit puberty eventually
User avatar #182 to #180 - setittowumbo (03/02/2013) [-]
When? I'm thirty two...
User avatar #204 to #182 - roflnaut (03/02/2013) [-]
It hits some later than others.
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#168 to #159 - zyketor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #162 to #159 - mrhumperdoodle (03/02/2013) [-]
I agree, it seems kinda gross tbh
#167 to #160 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
with residual ***** matter in it.
#210 to #167 - someoneforamoment (03/02/2013) [-]
Which adds texture which increases stimulation.


just wear a condom.
#158 - kmichel (03/02/2013) [-]
"I never know how long I'm supposed to last during this"

THANK YOU. I have the same problem. This causes me to panic and then I never finish. I also don't make noises when I ********** . But if I don't make noise when she's doing this, she thinks she's doing a bad job. In the end, my fake noises and wanting to finish faster make it impossible to finish at all.
User avatar #189 to #158 - gibmonkey (03/02/2013) [-]
I had the same problem as your girlfriend, so my boyfriend and I developed a system where he rests his hand on me and increases pressure until he's ready. It's really helpful.
#157 - toastableduckling (03/02/2013) [-]
I was expecting something different when I read " ******* and Toddler that walks in on you."
#150 - lemonaid (03/02/2013) [-]
story tiem

>be 12
>sneak downstairs in the middle of the night
>go on the computer, playing stupid internet game
>hear footsteps coming down the stairs
> ****************
>manage to turn off computer but have nowhere to go without being spotted
>last resort is to hide behind the closed door
>door opens to room, concealing me, luckily doesn't close it otherwise I'd be seen
>Dad's sat on the computer, little confused
>Risk a look around the door
>He's looking at boobs at 2am
>Mfw still hidden and looking a boobs




#153 to #150 - eight (03/02/2013) [-]
Son, I like boobs. Get the **** over it
reb-errd nehsi... im...drunk


#149 - rel (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #164 to #149 - MAHEREX (03/02/2013) [-]
Josh used to have killer moobs, now he's just off acting poorly.
User avatar #156 to #149 - dandamanzx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
those are the other boobs that everyone loves.
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