Thoughts on sex. . The Toddler WI!!! Walks In on You HANDJOB CUNNILINGUS FE ALATI o MISSIONARY GIRL ON TOP HONEY STYLE ANAL I could do this better myself. It wo Thoughts on sex The Toddler WI!!! Walks In You HANDJOB CUNNILINGUS FE ALATI o MISSIONARY GIRL ON TOP HONEY STYLE ANAL I could do this better myself It wo
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Thoughts on sex

The Toddler WI!!!
Walks In on You
HANDJOB
CUNNILINGUS
FE ALATI o
MISSIONARY
GIRL ON TOP
HONEY STYLE
ANAL
I could do this better
myself. It would be a let
easier if we just had sex.
I have idea what I' m
doing.
I never knew how long
I' m supposed to last
during this.
Meal for twp with a
hairy mew.
Wonder if my old
SEGA is in the attic...
Boobs. Boobs. Boobs,
Boobs. Been. Boobs,
Boobs, Boobs.
I vender if she' d let me,,,
Yessums!!!
would be a m easier if we.
just had sex,
He has idea what he' s
doing,
I wish he' d finish already.
I' m sleepy.
Wonder if weave get any
ice cream...
My face is up here!
Dear God don' t try to put it
in my butt!
Is that how babies are
made?
Silly daddy, milk deosn' t
cemo from there!
Mommy uses a beky tee!
I need stop letting them
kiss me.
Wonder if these little holes
in the wall like Writs...
Blurbs, Boobs,
The Discovery Channel is
my favorite.
Is that how babies are
made?
Is she geing to throw
that thing I can
fetch it er what?
He has idea how much
better that is when she
uses peanut butter.
I wish they' d finish
already. I' m sleepy.
Watch this! .
I can do that
to myself!
This reminds
me, where are
my chew toys?
I knew this ore!
I remember that trip to
the yet. Not my favorite
...
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#43 - shadowbloodedge
Reply +90
(03/01/2013) [-]
What is Cunnilingus exactly?
#108 to #43 - sammyjankiis
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#134 to #108 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Maybe he's just never heard it called that, but rather something like oral or eating out
#62 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Are you 12
#77 to #43 - leonjoker
Reply +86
(03/02/2013) [-]
The old lickaroo.
#82 to #77 - sonaa
Reply +7
(03/02/2013) [-]
i did math to thumb you up. appreciate it.
#79 to #77 - deltoraquest ONLINE
Reply +6
(03/02/2013) [-]
perfect!
perfect!
#45 to #43 - yunablade
Reply +113
(03/01/2013) [-]
Mouth to cunt
#46 to #45 - shadowbloodedge
Reply +111
(03/01/2013) [-]
Thank you for informing me and not being a dick. Appreciated.
#47 to #46 - Ehwhat ONLINE
Reply +166
(03/01/2013) [-]
This day will go down in history.
The day that Funnyjunk was not a dick.
#65 to #47 - thehandofgod
Reply +115
(03/02/2013) [-]
Hahaha

"The day that will GO DOWN in history."

Oh come on, that was pretty funny
#49 to #47 - fritzicuz
Reply +19
(03/01/2013) [-]
Can't let this happen. You're all a bunch of 12 year olds....or some half hearted insult
#69 to #45 - tastycrisps
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
Since were on the "Ask questions about sex' topic, what is missionary?
#76 to #69 - xplosevdiarrhea
Reply +5
(03/02/2013) [-]
plain face to face guy on top. "missionary" since it's the only bible acceptable way.
#78 to #76 - tastycrisps
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
thank you, I know the positions just not the names.
#3 - neyo
Reply +75
(03/01/2013) [-]
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#107 - zionsype
Reply +68
(03/02/2013) [-]
>Having sex
>"My face is up here! Stop staring at my boobs"
wat
#117 to #107 - udo
Reply +15
(03/02/2013) [-]
thumb because seals c:
#122 to #117 - youxbarstard ONLINE
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#154 to #122 - lordvimless
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#219 to #154 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
#59 - theakwardturtle
Reply +51
(03/01/2013) [-]
the dogs FW
#159 - maskedguardianmkii
Reply +47
(03/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who is not interested in anal, like at all? Everywhere I go on the internet, everyone's obsessed with anal like it's the sex from the gods but who would give up a perfectly good vagina for a ********?
#250 to #159 - kagji
Reply 0
(03/07/2013) [-]
its much dirtier that way
also, the captcha was SPARTA!!!!
#168 to #159 - zyketor
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#177 to #159 - setittowumbo
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
That's okay. I'm probably the only one on the internet that doesn't have a sex drive.
#180 to #177 - gammajk
Reply +4
(03/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, you'll hit puberty eventually
#182 to #180 - setittowumbo
Reply +5
(03/02/2013) [-]
When? I'm thirty two...
#204 to #182 - roflnaut
Reply +1
(03/02/2013) [-]
It hits some later than others.
#187 to #177 - rabbitfood
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
it's ok. I'm right there with you
#162 to #159 - mrhumperdoodle
Reply +8
(03/02/2013) [-]
I agree, it seems kinda gross tbh
#160 to #159 - someoneforamoment
Reply +12
(03/02/2013) [-]
A tight ********.
#167 to #160 - anon
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
with residual fecal matter in it.
#210 to #167 - someoneforamoment
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Which adds texture which increases stimulation.


just wear a condom.
#5 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#8 to #5 - hObOjO
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
i am also curious ass to what it feels like, in a similar position to yourself
i am also curious ass to what it feels like, in a similar position to yourself
#41 to #5 - reddeadtroll
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
It's really not that spectacular. Just a lot of lube and awkward thrusting considering it's not that pleasurable for her. Trust me, you're not missing anything.
#13 to #5 - NhuckCorris
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
It feels different, vaginal is better, but it's good to try anal just to say "I've put it up her bum"

You don't do it dry, you goon.
you use a ********** of lube, and take loads of time to go in. It's ridiculously tight around 3 inches in, then past that, it's almost a void of squishy nothing. it's best to just use the tip of your peen in the tight bit, or if you've got a little willy, go crazy.

In my experience, she's never shat herself, or got my dick covered in poo, the only brown I see is the mixture of cum and lube, with a bit of a brown tint to it when it comes out. Make her clean that up, aint having that ****.
#20 to #5 - werfgh
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
It feels like you are having a dick in your butt.
#30 to #5 - coolcalx
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
you know those ***** that don't quite fit? like, you have trouble pushing them out, your face gets all red, and you feel like you might pass out? imagine that turd going in and out repeatedly.

I assume
#16 to #5 - nim
Reply +5
(03/01/2013) [-]
Kind of like having a really uncomfortable ****. Not pleasurable at all really.
#7 to #5 - myrtille ONLINE
Reply +45
(03/01/2013) [-]
You don't go in dry...what the hell?
#149 - rel
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(03/02/2013) [-]
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#156 to #149 - dandamanzx
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
those are the other boobs that everyone loves.
#164 to #149 - MAHEREX
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
Josh used to have killer moobs, now he's just off acting poorly.
#9 - yokii
Reply +31
(03/01/2013) [-]
Her: "Must...Hold...In...Fart"
#10 to #9 - BerryLicious
Reply -2
(03/01/2013) [-]
MFW that sentence
#151 - maigisthemage
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(03/02/2013) [-]