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#5 - scant
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(03/01/2013) [-]
"You might need to enlarge"   
   
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"You might need to enlarge"

Exact same resolution
#7 to #5 - breakfield [OP]
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah Lol, sorry about that. at least you can see :3
#28 - JoeyGrims
Reply +131
(03/01/2013) [-]
Me


ms paint skillz off da chart
#8 - naeoro
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(03/01/2013) [-]
#18 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +34
(03/01/2013) [-]
#19 - fordun
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
Post your morning routines!

6:00 Wake up
6:01 Cigarette.
6:10 Make peanut butter waffle sandwich. and tea.
6:12 Finish breakfast. Then another cigarette
6:20 Hop in shower
6:35 Get out of shower.
6:35-6:40 Pick out clothes.
6:40-6:55 Get dressed
6:55 **** im late.
7:05 Leave forgetting everything i needed.
#72 to #19 - chinchompas
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(03/02/2013) [-]
6:30 Wake up
6:32 shower
6:40 get dressed
6:42 breakfast
6:55 Bus
7:15 school
#75 to #19 - aiming
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
6:15 wake up - fall asleep
6:20 wake up - fall asleep
6:25 wake up - fall asleep
6:30 actually wakes up
6:33 suited up
6:38 brush teeth
6:43 style hair
6:47 go to bus
6:56 sleeping on bus

#76 to #19 - pronak
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(03/02/2013) [-]
6:00-Wake up.
6:00-Bathroom.
6:20-Breakfast.
6:45-Read the news (Because I'm studying journalism), check my e-mail, Twitter and the website that I'm working in.
6:50-Get dressed.
6:55-Buy a coffee from the 24/7
7:00-Leave.
#77 to #19 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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(03/02/2013) [-]
09:00 Alarm goes off
09:15 Switch off alarm and go back to sleep
12:00 Look at alarm, "oh **** I had classes"
12:03 Go back to sleep
15:00 Wake up
15:01 Put on pants
15:02 Go to the toilet
15:07 Go to Sainsbury's for a sandwich, coke and a bag of fruit
15:20 Eat that **** while watching anime
03:00 Stop watching anime
03:15 Lie awake trying to sleep
05:00 Realize I won't get any sleep so continue watching anime
07:00 Sleep for two hours
#47 to #19 - IAmManbearpig
Reply +9
(03/01/2013) [-]
7:00: Waking up
7:05: Get fresh
7:20: Go downstairs
7:22: have my cereal
7:30: Go to bus stop
7:35: See my friends
7:36: Decide which seat I should take
#42 to #19 - missraven
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(03/01/2013) [-]
8:00 Wake up then have cigarette.
8:05 Bathroom.
8:10 Shower.
8:20 Dress and make-up.
8:30 Leave for work.
9:00 Arrive at work.
9:01 Complain internally about work.

Rinse and repeat.
#58 to #19 - angelmatvey
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(03/02/2013) [-]
5:30 Wake up
5:45 Wake up again
6:00 Wake up again
6:15 Wake up again
6:20 Get up and get in the shower
6:40 Get out of the shower and get dressed
6:45 Get on the Internet
7:05 Get off the Internet and brush my teeth
7:10 Prepare lunch
7:15 Leave for the bus
#152 to #19 - buttinspecter
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(03/02/2013) [-]
12:00a Fap, 1:00a Fap, 2:00a Fap, 3:00a Fap, 4:00a Fap, 5:00a Fap, 6:00a Fap, 7:00a Fap, 8:00a Fap, 9:00a Fap, 10:00a Fap, 11:00a Fap, 12:00p Fap, 1:00p Fap, 2:00p Fap, 3:00p Fap, 4:00p Fap, 5:00p Fap, 6:00p Fap, 7:00p Fap, 8:00p Fap, 9:00p Fap, 10:00p Fap, 11:00p Fap

If there's anything in between, it hasn't been planned yet. It's never planned.
#169 to #19 - ThickMcRunFast
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(03/02/2013) [-]
0530 Wake up
0540 ****, take shower, etc
0550 Put on uniform, boots, etc
0600 eat breakfast
0605 brush teeth, make sure I have my ID card, wallet, line badge, all that stuff
0615 Start car, drive to the base for duty
0640 Arrive at main gate, scan my card, on time, sweet.
0645 Pull into parking lot, go inside, sit down and bs with the other sergeants, etc
0700 Roll call, morning briefings, all of those things.
0730 Start working on my assigned aircraft, finish up around 1500.
#26 to #19 - tireyhawnuyu
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(03/01/2013) [-]
5:30 Wake up
5:45 drag ass out of bed.
5:50 Cigarette
5:55 Coffe, I don't eat breakfast
6:00 Wet hair
6:01 Dry/Brush Hair
6:08-6:15 Pick out clothes.
6:16-6:20 Get dressed
6:21 **** im late (not really just think I am)
6:28 Leave forgetting at least 1 thing
6:30 smoke on the way to work
#63 to #19 - temporalguardian ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/02/2013) [-]
7:00 hear alarm
7:05 be proud of getting up half an hour early.
7:10 finish everything necessary
7:15 realize its a dream
Its actually ******* 7:40 and i'm still in bed.
7:40-7:50 putting on clothes, **** everything else
7:55 running the **** out of my house
#56 to #19 - SunshineCabbage
Reply +4
(03/02/2013) [-]
6:45: Wake up
6:50: Grab a brush
7:00: Put on a little makeup
7:05: Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
7:10: Wonder why I left my keys on the table
7:15: Create another fable
#27 to #19 - acar
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(03/01/2013) [-]
6:45 Wake up
7:00 Take a huge dump
7:01 Get out of bed
7:35 Shower/Shave
8:00 Breakfast (usually cereal or toast, sometime eggs)
8:25 Get dressed
8:30 Put on in chamber
8:31 Spin
8:32 Pull
8:33 Go to school
#50 to #27 - nyawgga
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
It takes you 15 minutes to wake up, but a single minute to take a ****?
#34 to #27 - ArtifactMind
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
Oh ****,I didn't see you uses **** before getting out of bed too.
Sorry :(
#29 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
You take a huge dump in your bed?
#30 to #29 - acar
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
That's the joke.jpg

It was from a thread on 4chan and i found it hilarious
#33 to #19 - ArtifactMind
Reply +8
(03/01/2013) [-]
8:00 Wake up
9:00 Wake up again
10:00 Cry because I don't want to get out of bed.
11:00 ****
12:00 Get out of bed
1:00 Finish showering
2:00 Suit up for night class
3:00 Complains I didn't get breakfast
4:00 Finish lunch
5:00 Eat Dinner
6:00 Get into car
7:00 mfw I'm senior citizen in a retirement home with Alzheimer's.
8:00 Go to bed.
9:00 Wake up and get ready for class again.
#40 to #33 - rhiaanor ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
wait, you **** before getting out of bed?YOU CRAZY ****
#69 to #19 - hookydoo
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
8:30 wake up
8:32 piss (no ********)
8:35 put on pants (find shirt, old pants etc)
8:40 put on shoes
8:41 grab backpack, drive to campus
every day for ~15 years (counting public school as a child, except I was up a 5:45 then)
#64 to #19 - Xyhpon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
8:00 Wake up
8:05 Fall asleep
10:00 Wake up
10:20 Fall asleep
11:00 Wake up
11:02 Crawl to the other side of the bed
11:10 Fall asleep
1:00 Wake up
1:01 Turn on computer
1:02 Take a shower
1:20 Get on computer (I do online schooling)
#84 to #19 - lazragoon
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
7:00 -Wake Up
7:20 - Panic
8:00 - Be on time for school.
#55 to #19 - exclamation
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(03/02/2013) [-]
0600 - Wake up
0615 - Struggle out of bed into shower
0640 - Realize that I've been standing in the shower
0645 - Get dressed
0650 - Eat
0705 - Dick around/pack up
0710 - Leave
#81 to #19 - neonnurse
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(03/02/2013) [-]
5:30 Wake up
5:31-5:44 be bored watching tv
5:45-6:10 shower
6:10-6:30 shave
6:30-7:00 breakfast, and get **** ready for school
7:00-7:25 get dressed
7:25-7:30 final check to make sure I'm not forgetting anything
7:30 Go to bus
#39 to #19 - tffan
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Typical workday preparations. I'm an audio technician.
7:30 Wake up
7:31 Turn on some Pantera to actually wake me up.
7:32 Turn on computer and check emails and messages.
7:45 Too lazy to take full shower. Stick only my head in to get it wet.
7:46 Get dressed. Save time by picking out clothes night before.
7:48 Comb hair. Slap on deodorant. Brush teeth.
7:51 Find where the **** I put my glasses. I'm near sighted.
7:52 Make sure I have everything I need for the day: money, work stuff, mail to send.
7:55 Out the door. No Dinosaur.


#79 to #19 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(03/02/2013) [-]
6:30 Hear first alarm, turn it off
6:45 Hear second alarm turn it off
7:00 hear third alarm, turn it off
7:15 Get up and Get dressed
7:17 Eat breakfast
7:21 Brush teeth and piss and stuff
7:27 Go and wait for my bus
#20 to #19 - luckydane
Reply +26
(03/01/2013) [-]
a cigarette a minute after you wake up?
a cigarette a minute after you wake up?

#43 to #20 - weirdfishes
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
apparently smoking helps you ****
#46 to #43 - luckydane
Reply +5
(03/01/2013) [-]
wut.. how can smoke in your lungs help you press a turd out?
wut.. how can smoke in your lungs help you press a turd out?
#24 to #20 - fordun
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Helps me wake up. Plus it works as a nice time frame so i know how long i can roll around in bed.
#128 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#129 to #128 - wtf man
Reply +9
(03/02/2013) [-]
7:25 create another table
#131 to #129 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#132 to #131 - wtf man
Reply +4
(03/02/2013) [-]
whoopsie
#35 - larsadmeulen
Reply +19
(03/01/2013) [-]
I dont know about you but my morning **** takes a lot more time than 10 minutes
#37 to #35 - sketchE ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
same with my shave since i only do it about once a week
#146 to #37 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
I only glanced at your comment and I thought you were saying you only **** once a week
#177 to #146 - haydenk
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
Some people do only **** once a week.
I only go once a week, sometimes a week and a half, even though I take two laxatives every morning.
It's some weird bowel issue I have and it's horrible.
#109 to #35 - elcreepo ONLINE
Reply +5
(03/02/2013) [-]
See a doctor.
#158 - shithapenns
Reply +18
(03/02/2013) [-]
7:00am Wake up   
8:00am Masturbate   
9:00am masturbate   
10:00am Masturbate   
11:00am Masturbate   
12:00 am go to sleep   
   
Rinse and repeat
7:00am Wake up
8:00am Masturbate
9:00am masturbate
10:00am Masturbate
11:00am Masturbate
12:00 am go to sleep

Rinse and repeat
#168 to #158 - fourtwentt
Reply +3
(03/02/2013) [-]
so what do you do between 11am and 12am, let me guess, masturbate
#141 - skinnyalbert
Reply +16
(03/02/2013) [-]
5:00 > wake up   
5:01 > snooze alarm   
11:35 > ****
5:00 > wake up
5:01 > snooze alarm
11:35 > ****
#3 - marinepenguin
Reply +16
(03/01/2013) [-]
We men are a simpler people.
#14 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
Why did you save the thumbnail?
#16 to #14 - marinepenguin
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(03/01/2013) [-]
When I saved it, it was already the thumbnail.
#95 to #3 - titaniums
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(03/02/2013) [-]
#145 to #3 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
For those who don't feel like trying to read it

Male: This is my first time with a prostitute
Prostitute: Well just relax honey and tell me what you like
Male: I like turtles
#22 to #3 - brosanction
Reply +3
(03/01/2013) [-]
almost as simple as dat resolution
#23 to #22 - marinepenguin
Reply -1
(03/01/2013) [-]
The guy I saved it from only had the thumbnail as well.
#6 to #3 - grocer
Reply +8
(03/01/2013) [-]
My eyes!