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User avatar #185 - Rvalldrgg (03/02/2013) [-]
2pm: wake up
3pm-10pm: work
10pm-6am: **** all
6am-2pm sleep.
User avatar #184 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
If you can shower, poop and brush your teeth and get dressed in 10 minutes time, you are the flash. My showers alone take 10 minutes. Maybe 5.
User avatar #180 - goodolchippy (03/02/2013) [-]
sooooo, women sleep ***** ?
User avatar #179 - leglesslegolegolas (03/02/2013) [-]
7:00 am - Wake up in the morning
7:05 am - Be fresh, go downstairs
7:10 am - Have a bowl of cereal
7:20 am - Get down to the bus stop
7:25 am - Pick a seat to take
7:45 am - Drive on the highway
User avatar #174 - jinjo (03/02/2013) [-]
My poops are normally about 15 minutes.
#172 - iktpq (03/02/2013) [-]
**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #3360067 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what I do when I wake up
User avatar #171 - PassingAfternoon (03/02/2013) [-]
Everyday
> 11 am, wake up
> Do 3 hours of hw
> entire rest of day is free, nothing to do
> 11 pm sleep

I sleep 12 hours a day and maintain a 3.9-4.0 GPA in college. I am so ungodly bored all the time. Searching for a job right now to fill time.
User avatar #178 to #171 - leglesslegolegolas (03/02/2013) [-]
Why so much sleep? You only need 7-8 hours.
User avatar #181 to #178 - PassingAfternoon (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm not really doing much with my day anyways. When you've got nowhere to be, there's not much telling you that sleeping in is a bad thing. I also have really nice dream most of the time.
User avatar #182 to #181 - leglesslegolegolas (03/02/2013) [-]
The more you sleep, the more tired you'll be all the time.
User avatar #183 to #182 - PassingAfternoon (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty alert when I'm awake, but I understand that I am probably just an anomaly in that regard. I appreciate your concern, though.
User avatar #175 to #171 - ragingflamingos (03/02/2013) [-]
Maybe join some clubs?
User avatar #176 to #175 - PassingAfternoon (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm actually the coordinator for one of them. I'm 18 and will have my Bachelors this June. I take more classes than what is considered a full load of work but still have this open schedule. The job will be a nice way of filling time and also having that added bonus of getting paid. If not that then I'll probably look for an internship.
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#167 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
pssshh I'm finished getting ready before my brother ALL the time, depends on the lady
#162 - cannedsmarties (03/02/2013) [-]
everyone knows the real difference between men and women is that women don`t 						****					.   
   
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everyone knows the real difference between men and women is that women don`t **** .

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#158 - shithapenns (03/02/2013) [-]
7:00am Wake up   
8:00am 						**********					   
9:00am 						**********					   
10:00am 						**********					   
11:00am 						**********					   
12:00 am go to sleep   
   
Rinse and repeat
7:00am Wake up
8:00am **********
9:00am **********
10:00am **********
11:00am **********
12:00 am go to sleep

Rinse and repeat
User avatar #168 to #158 - fourtwentt (03/02/2013) [-]
so what do you do between 11am and 12am, let me guess, **********
#157 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
my ***** take longer than ten minutes
#155 - Logicaltightrope (03/02/2013) [-]
>Wake up
>Already awake
>I don't sleep
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#156 to #155 - amuter (03/02/2013) [-]
what is this "sleep" that you speak of?
#143 - pikininja (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, you try shaving your legs, putting on lotion, doing your hair, pooping, making, and eating breakfast in ten minutes.
Yeah, you try shaving your legs, putting on lotion, doing your hair, pooping, making, and eating breakfast in ten minutes.
#147 to #143 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
why do men do that? why do you do it? are you gay?
User avatar #149 to #147 - pikininja (03/02/2013) [-]
Did it even occur to you that I'm a girl?
#166 to #149 - verityxx (03/02/2013) [-]
We the women of the internet must remain strong
We the women of the internet must remain strong
#160 to #149 - tomthehippie (03/02/2013) [-]
inb4 tits or gtfo
#159 to #149 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
no there are no women on the internet
User avatar #173 to #159 - areialview (03/02/2013) [-]
Anon, you do not understand that rule at all. There are women on the internet, they just lose that special status they have in real life, the only way around it is if they show their tits, hence the phrase "tits or gtfo"
#142 - lolsrsslybro (03/02/2013) [-]
6:00am - alarm goes off - set alarm to 6:30am
6:30am - alarm goes off - set alarm to 6:45am
6:45am - alarm goes off - ignore it
8:00am - oh **** - **** it, go back to sleep.
#141 - skinnyalbert (03/02/2013) [-]
5:00 > wake up   
5:01 > snooze alarm   
11:35 > 						****
5:00 > wake up
5:01 > snooze alarm
11:35 > ****
User avatar #140 - huttbug (03/02/2013) [-]
wake up 7:20
bam at bustop at 7:30
#139 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
5:00 Wake Up
5:01 Kumquat
5:02 Kumquat
5:03 Kumquat
5:04 Kumquat
5:05 Kumquat
5:06 Kumquat
everyday...
User avatar #138 - KillinTime (03/02/2013) [-]
********************** : get up
2 seconds later: ready for my day
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