God damn, every time. That feel right? right? no? k..... Penises can be dangerous.... OP small penises
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#12 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +121
(03/01/2013) [-]
Penises can be dangerous....
Penises can be dangerous....
#27 to #12 - blarde
Reply +12
(03/01/2013) [-]
...i'm curious as to how long you had to wait to use that.
...i'm curious as to how long you had to wait to use that.
#79 to #27 - logicstrike
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
but the wait paid of he got such a large load
#125 to #79 - blarde
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
...what?
#13 - samoaspider ONLINE
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(03/01/2013) [-]
airport security guards' face when they see it
airport security guards' face when they see it
#19 - phanact
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(03/01/2013) [-]
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I have a horrible time every time I get a boner

As soon as I get a boner, I instantly fall asleep.

The doctors described it as something to do with the fact that my penis is so abnormally large that all of my blood goes straight to my penis upon erection that I don't have enough blood in my head to keep myself awake

Apparently its a rather serious condition

Driving is the worst part
#39 - hazardousfool
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I fear no man,but that thing,it scares me.
#101 - Reeon
Reply +29
(03/02/2013) [-]
>Hfw security guard is a 10/10 chick
#60 - killerblue
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I would not want to be in a porno with him
#66 to #60 - yentabear
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yes you would.
#83 to #66 - SgtBaha
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah I would
Yeah I would
#2 - shadowm
Reply +19
(03/01/2013) [-]
His name is Jonah Falcon and he has a 13.5 inch cock...
#9 to #2 - anon
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(03/01/2013) [-]
He is also a gay NYC actor who has appeared on Law and Order
#14 to #9 - gayboard
Reply +3
(03/01/2013) [-]
BRB MOVING TO NY
#15 to #14 - menqudoneix
Reply +3
(03/01/2013) [-]
if you're moving, how will you be right back...?
#16 to #15 - gayboard
Reply +4
(03/01/2013) [-]
I'll get on FJ through phone.
I'll get on FJ through phone.
#69 to #16 - goodguygary
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(03/01/2013) [-]
he might be with a woman at the time, or another man.
#33 to #9 - anon
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(03/01/2013) [-]
He also refuses to do porn, is much fatter than he is in that picture, and has a real **** life because of his crap job on public radio, and he has like no education. Srsly, I dont know how, but he managed to still be a loser even with the world's largest penis.
#8 to #2 - nintendolover
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(03/01/2013) [-]
too big...
too big...
#11 to #2 - reshiram
Reply +11
(03/01/2013) [-]
why do you know this?...
why do you know this?...
#41 to #11 - shadowm
Reply +7
(03/01/2013) [-]
I googled world's largest penis to see how close I was...I didn't realize I was 10 inches off
#98 - josieabby
Reply +17
(03/02/2013) [-]
BIGGUS DICKUS??
#87 - olmesy
Reply +12
(03/01/2013) [-]
Give a story about a man with a large penis
Attach said story to a picture of your face
Obvious profit