Oddball. Winner: Samus.
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#1 - yofutofu ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - captalexander (03/02/2013) [-]
Could you imagine their babies? Super super human soldiers
#46 to #43 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Technically Master Chiefs augments are all implants, whereas Samus was genetically altered with Chozo DNA, so while Samus' kids would inherit her abilities, MC brings nothing to the table.
User avatar #52 to #46 - DrPeppir (03/02/2013) [-]
Chief, along with the other Spartan IIs, were picked because their normal genes were better than most. When Dr. Halsey seeks child candidates for the Spartan II program and she sees John, he's playing king of the hill at recess. John was about a foot taller than most of the other students and wouldn't budge from the hill. That was without any augmentations or training.
Samus probably does have better DNA though.
User avatar #48 to #46 - captalexander (03/02/2013) [-]
You are wrong actually. Spartans are bred super soldiers. If you know the lore Master Cheif is the perfect soldier a towering 7'0 and enough strength to kick a car down a 500 yard long street. So MC genes are perfect.
User avatar #50 to #48 - thisonewins (03/02/2013) [-]
Aaactually, while there was some training involved, all Spartans got cybernetic implants... which for whatever reason people bring up as a reason why they can stand dropping miles through space and land on solid ground with nothing more than stiff knees but walk through a bit of water and die.
#39 - thempc (03/02/2013) [-]
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you better not be bitchin about your legSSS plural!
#49 to #39 - falloutreaper ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
God damnit when is Hershel getting a damn peg leg?! He can assist in the attack on woodbury! This needs to happen soon!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #57 to #49 - thempc (03/02/2013) [-]
and he should attach a knife to it like merle's arm
User avatar #59 to #58 - thempc (03/02/2013) [-]
he could like, drop kick a zombie's head off
#60 to #58 - thempc (03/02/2013) [-]
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i just noticed that this guy looks like the "I lied" meme
User avatar #62 to #61 - thempc (03/02/2013) [-]
#54 - mrcheekyface (03/02/2013) [-]
I own all consoles and a PC. I enjoy all equally.
#36 - ompalomper (03/02/2013) [-]
you called?
#30 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
Superior chozo masterrace.
User avatar #9 - kinglobster (03/01/2013) [-]
one of the earliest youtube videos i remember seeing
#2 - treborsivad (03/01/2013) [-]
Nintendo > XBox.
#47 to #2 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
#24 to #2 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
Enjoying Wii Tennis over there, sport?
#14 to #2 - imnotkickthecat (03/01/2013) [-]
1nce agin bch niga i fuk u up cuz my papy dady frm teh marinez n unlike u i dint get butt r4ped az a lil kid phag gtfo l0l xd
1nce agin bch niga i fuk u up cuz my papy dady frm teh marinez n unlike u i dint get butt r4ped az a lil kid phag gtfo l0l xd
#15 to #14 - nymikemet (03/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 to #15 - taintedangel (03/01/2013) [-]
Going by console specs:
Wii U >> PS3 >>>Xbox360 >>>>>Wii
User avatar #53 to #26 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/02/2013) [-]
Glorious Xbox 360 gaming master race

sitback and enjoy the *********
User avatar #56 to #53 - Timmietim (03/02/2013) [-]
>not PC
User avatar #11 to #2 - lorddarkskull (03/01/2013) [-]
insult microsoft internet exploder, fine
insult microsoft bing, fine
but if you dare insult the xbox online the weight of an infinite number of red thumbs crushes you.
User avatar #38 to #11 - OminousDemon (03/02/2013) [-]
i was actually unaware that microsoft founded bing
#23 to #2 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]

#3 to #2 - maxoverderp (03/01/2013) [-]
Embrace all enjoyable games, my child, not just those of a single console/company.
#7 to #3 - treborsivad (03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, and if somebody said XBox > Nintendo, people would agree.
User avatar #10 to #7 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
It would be worse. In general people don't like your opinion, whatever it is.
#18 to #3 - ragged (03/01/2013) [-]
I would like Left 4 Dead on my PS3, but I won't be getting it. I cannot embrace the zambambos.
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User avatar #16 to #12 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
"enjoy them all" comic shows 2 exclusives
User avatar #17 to #16 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
my point was that with pc and a little knowledge about ROM's and Piracy you can play ANY game you want on the PC...
User avatar #19 to #17 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
you cant play ANY game, with your logic i can convert my microwave to play any game and say its the best for games
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
but.... you can.... there's emulators for like every console ever...
so yes you can...
User avatar #21 to #20 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
emulators are also so bad that you need a 2000 dollar pc to play a ps2 game, so keep telling yourself that your satisfied
#22 to #21 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
how horribly misinformed have your poor soul been?

i can play a 360 game on my pc,
and its about 2000 NoK
(tahts about 400$)
User avatar #25 to #22 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
even if you got a pc for 2000 NoK, i doubt games will play better on an emulator
User avatar #27 to #25 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
well.... you can just make it controller supported (which isn't that hard really...) and its the same as playing it on a console
User avatar #29 to #27 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
i know controller support is very easy, but when you use emulators, such as virtual box and wine. it runs a virtual machine within you machine, which lowers the games pixel quality when emulating in real time, no matter what your computer specs are. you also cant play games online with xbox/ps3 emulators which renders majority of fps's useless
User avatar #31 to #29 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
the only difference between playing a FPS on console and pc is the playerbase

and why not just get it on pc instead? theres like no difference at all...

and hey, you cant watch porn as easily on a xbox/ps3
User avatar #32 to #31 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
considering the original discussion was partially about an exclusive online shooter and your response was "get it on pc instead" i think this debate is getting dried out...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
people play halo for the multiplayer?

also, metroid you can get on a emulator instead, theres no multi-player if im not wrong?

and i guess we can agree to dissagree?

ill thumb up all your posts since we could have a discussion without one of teh parts being a complete asswad and thumb the other down for having different opinions (this seems to be something new to fj)
User avatar #34 to #33 - mattmanhemi (03/01/2013) [-]
it was actually a fun discussion. btw halo has a very massive multiplayer
#35 to #34 - hypex (03/01/2013) [-]
but the story is so damn awesome

it actually has a pretty cool story...bro
User avatar #37 to #35 - mattmanhemi (03/02/2013) [-]
im an avid halo player , i love the story as well, do you have a favorite title?
User avatar #55 to #37 - hypex (03/02/2013) [-]
halo 3.... i loved that game to death on my old 360... god damn those memories ;_;
#44 to #37 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Glorious all plaform master race still looks down upon your squabbles and sighs.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mattmanhemi (03/02/2013) [-]
really wasnt the correct comment to reply to, also i never took favorites
#51 - sweateagle (03/02/2013) [-]
I like how all the comments are about legs...
I like how all the comments are about legs...
#41 - rollcore (03/02/2013) [-]
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#28 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
It took me a while to figure out where his legs were. Also i just finished metroid prime 3 just 15 minutes ago for the fifth time.
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