Good ol' sibling rivalry. Like a Boss! Deal with it... Panzerschreck = tank destroyer panzer - tank schreck - destroyer SCHRECK Not mein durrr


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User avatar #74 - Lolzster ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Italy supported Nazis.

If you eat pizza you're a Nazi.
#119 to #74 - dongiovanni (03/01/2013) [-]
Flawless logic!
Flawless logic!
#2 - trolololer (02/28/2013) [-]
Panzerschreck = tank destroyer
panzer - tank
schreck - destroyer
#157 to #2 - pervertos (03/01/2013) [-]
what is shrek?
#163 to #2 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
Youre retarded. Panzer - Armor Schreck - Shock. Armorshock.
User avatar #175 to #2 - tharic (03/01/2013) [-]
pussy Schreck
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#188 to #2 - trolololer (03/01/2013) [-]
Just to clear up some confusion, I wasn't saying that "schreck" means destroyer in german. I see all you people down there tryin'-ta shove the correct definition in my face, i KNOW schreck doesn't mean destroyer. I just took the word apart, and matched up the according english words that were IN THE CONTENT. Thank you and have a nice day.

mfw i got 101 thumbs on this comment
#194 to #2 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
Schreck actually translates to fright / something frightening.
#66 to #2 - polpoulpe (03/01/2013) [-]
Schreck actually means Horrible.
At least that's what I remember from my german classes.
User avatar #134 to #66 - captainrattrap (03/01/2013) [-]
That's my mom's translation, it could be dialect because she is Bavarian.
User avatar #13 to #2 - Solidus (03/01/2013) [-]
It means tank terror. Schreck is word for a horror or terror, which is where the Ogre gets his name.
#64 to #13 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
more like 'fright'
see [url deleted]
"Panzerschreck (lit. "armor fright" or "tank fright")..."
User avatar #20 to #2 - comeherekids (03/01/2013) [-]
chopping onions
Nazi's couldn't resist Shreks warm green embrace.
#26 to #2 - MrShaggy (03/01/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

shrek ist Liebe shrek ist Leben
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User avatar #91 - eddymolly (03/01/2013) [-]
You got to admit, Hugo Boss did a hell of a job, them Nazi uniforms look amazing!
User avatar #99 to #91 - kyrozor (03/01/2013) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking.
#25 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
the point is is nazi tech was an envy to the world at that time, and if hitler did not go power crazy, he might of have been able to take over the world, and we would have humans living in other solar systems by now if hitler did succeed.
User avatar #83 to #25 - akkere (03/01/2013) [-]
Probable that there would've been a high level of advancement, it's improbable we'd have human beings living on other solar systems by now due to the fact that the research advancement for such a feat would take much longer than 60-70 years, especially when you factor that it's incredibly implausible to assume those 60-70 years would go by smoothly.
User avatar #27 to #25 - trimageryan (03/01/2013) [-]
There's really no doubt about it, Hitler was a brilliant man but he was also cocky and power mad. If he didn't break his nonaggression pact with Russia he could have easily taken Europe and Asia before hitting Russia and finally the world.

Though the extermination of the Jews wouldn't end there. He would continue with the Gypsies, then the Africans, then Asians, then Hispanic, etc etc, until there was nothing but pure white Aryans in the world. After that he would probably get over thrown for not being one of his elites and with that throw of power the world would end in chaos.

I wrote my thesis over this actually.
User avatar #31 to #27 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
You wrote your thesis on this ? The first thing my history teachers taught me was to never fall into uchronia.
User avatar #33 to #31 - trimageryan (03/01/2013) [-]
It really depends on what you're going for. I wrote my thesis on a comparative study of history backed by historical evidence and logical inferences.
User avatar #28 to #27 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
I might have joined up with the Japanese forces to take Russia, but my qustion is would Hitler let his allied keep their land? and not kill them off? because there was quite a bit of countries that aided him during WWII, Hitler honsetly did pay the price of losing the war for biting off a bigger bite than he can chew by invading Russia.
User avatar #30 to #28 - trimageryan (03/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, if I didn't know the outcome of the war before hand, I would have signed up for the SS in a heartbeat. They seemed to be unstoppable and would have been if Hitler would have been less careless.

From what I would imagine, Hitler would keep those that are in power where they are unless they resisted his takeover until the "Cleansing Stage" (assuming they aren't pure Aryan)

For the most part, Hitler was a beloved and charismatic leader. He didn't bully his way into power with brute force, he was elected to a title that previously didn't exist, that just how loved he was. He was also a very smart man so he would try to keep his grip tight on his newly gained territories by not making it seem like he's taking the country, he would make it seem like he's just residing over it since the war was "so devastating to the people, and would require the Great Third Reichs help to rebuild"
User avatar #32 to #30 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
agreed, if only, if only he did not go power crazy. There will be very few great people like Adolf Hitler in the future, but it just seems to me like past great leaders parished with a bad ending, such as Julius Caesar of Rome, or Muhammad.
User avatar #34 to #32 - trimageryan (03/01/2013) [-]
All leaders will be judged on whether they won the war or lost, this is unfortunately how history is written.
User avatar #35 to #34 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
Time was not on his side.
#68 to #32 - marfell (03/01/2013) [-]
There is many historians that claim that Julius actually seeked out his own death and was actually aware of the plot to have him killed, yet did not seem to care much about it. Can you guess why this is so?

Well for the first, he had a declining health that only got worse as time passed, especilly his eplepsi attacks was quite crucial as it simply made the god like Cæsar seem flawed.

He was already at the top of his power and glory, there would likly not be much more to do and we have really no idea how his skills would be at managing the empire so his reputation could easily be stained if he was a poor or okey peace time leader.

The theory is basically that he knew that his health was going to become worse and would thus seek out an early death while he was still at the top of his glory, simply so he would go down in history as one of the most important figures in western Europe.

Also those who claim that Julius and his sucessor was the one that resulted in the ending of the great roman republic, read up on Sulla and his biggest rival who basically privatised the armies and made the soldiers follow them like a loyal dog, since the generals became the one who actually paid the soldiers, the one who fed them. Thus the one the soldiers was loyal too and not the republic, even thought the generals paid with the republics money.
#39 to #25 - repostsrepost (03/01/2013) [-]
German technology had always been top tier, the best in the world since at least unification. the nazis had little to do with it. The merely built off of infrastructure already there.
User avatar #40 to #39 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
the axis had 3ed gen tech towards the end of the war, but too bad it was too late to use it, time was clearly not on their hans, and if time was, we would all be unter nazi rule right now, because all the allied nations had 2ed gen.
#46 to #40 - lordaurion (03/01/2013) [-]
Except you just can't beat a zerg rush. For every Sherman their Tigers blew up we had ten more the next day to replace it. We had more soldiers, better equipment all round. In fact Many German POWs would comment how they ate better as prisoners than soldiers
User avatar #59 to #46 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
rush is always an option, allies chose quintity over quility, and the axis hose quility over quintity.
#44 to #40 - repostsrepost (03/01/2013) [-]
The Germans were doomed the minute Japan attacked Hawaii. I've studied this part of history from an economic rather than solely military point of view. The Americans produced far more machines of war than all other combatants combined. The US outproduced the rest of the world threefold. And while the US did not start with the best technology, once in the war they were quick to develop it because the US had superior potential industrial capacity that was being underutilized because of the depression.
User avatar #47 to #44 - tredbear (03/01/2013) [-]
the japs had a huge arsonel of 3ed gen aircraft ready to defend japan even if the plan for world domination failed, and yes I do see what you are saying, the axis did have some pretty sweat stuff towards the war though, yes?
#48 to #47 - repostsrepost (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Ive shot a German Mauser(the rifle) its pretty ******* sweet.
#154 - shinypokemans (03/01/2013) [-]
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#151 - pillsmakeitgrow (03/01/2013) [-]
Even Sony were in on the action, providing Adolf the latest in Nazi beats
Even Sony were in on the action, providing Adolf the latest in Nazi beats
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#140 to #133 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
if it weren't for them, we wouldn't be as technologically advanced today than we are. America and Russia brought home with them I believe 750 nazi scientists each, they're the ones who taught them about space travel and nuclear weapons, they were really ahead of their time. They all should've been killed for war crimes but instead they helped change the world. (I still think they're evil tho)
User avatar #6 - Ivandrago (03/01/2013) [-]
And now all of Russia wears Adidas to spite the **** out of those Nazi bastards.
#70 - iliekbats (03/01/2013) [-]
this is a panzerShrek

it Shreks panzers
#165 - thegamegestapo (03/01/2013) [-]
Also Henry Ford. First non German to be awarded the Grand Cross of the German Eagle. An inspirational quote by him was about the 1920s basketball teams.

“If fans wish to know the trouble with American baseball they have it in three words—too much Jew.
User avatar #156 - Gamby (03/01/2013) [-]
Adolf purchased tanks from America. When they asked if he wanted them shipped, he said he would just pick them up on his way through..
User avatar #189 to #166 - Gamby (03/01/2013) [-]
Yup, selling weapons to Nazi's EUUUHHHHMMMERRRRRIKKKAAAA!
User avatar #190 to #189 - thegamegestapo (03/01/2013) [-]
But... Muh Special Relationship!
User avatar #191 to #190 - Gamby (03/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry they obviously never got them, America never keeps up their end of the deal.

... says the American
User avatar #192 to #191 - thegamegestapo (03/01/2013) [-]
Don't tell our enemies that... you're our excuse for having some power in the world
#158 - goodnewseveryone (03/01/2013) [-]
yeah i'm gonna need a source on the white space
User avatar #121 - jeudyfeo (03/01/2013) [-]
Ya know they kinda had to, if you were a German company at the time imagine how unpatriotic you would have looked, and that means no money
#109 - carcharoth (03/01/2013) [-]
Haha that "White Space" was wierd after all the talk about nazis.
#95 - xadakk (03/01/2013) [-]
Yes....YESS! Ahahaha
Yes....YESS! Ahahaha
User avatar #82 - breadbasket (03/01/2013) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, there were certain banks in America that handled Nazi money, as well.
#112 - elburritoextremo (03/01/2013) [-]
why would i be mad?
User avatar #147 - bringitbitch (03/01/2013) [-]
hitler love's white space
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