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User avatar #20 - jokeface ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Been with my girlfriend since December of 2010 and we're meeting in person for the first time in two days. Stoked.
User avatar #238 to #20 - finni (03/01/2013) [-]
Hello jokeface
User avatar #293 to #238 - jokeface ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Hello Finni.
#264 to #20 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
My cousin met a girl on ps3. Said she would meet at the mall. Didn't show. Told him she was a troll.
User avatar #294 to #264 - jokeface ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.
#280 to #20 - ShadowFrieza (03/01/2013) [-]
Props to yea. Hopefully its everything you expect and anything that we (the FunnyJunk committee) thinks it will be.
User avatar #40 to #20 - popkornking (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man but I have to agree with those below, you can't call someone you've never met your boy/girlfriend, hope you guys hit things off though!
User avatar #189 to #40 - jokeface ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Why not? I'm a guy, she's a girl, we talk everyday and we're in love. What else is there? I admit the distance is difficult sometimes but that's no reason to not call it a relationship. Do couples stop being couples when they're apart? No. So why should we?
User avatar #265 to #189 - marinepenguin (03/01/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter, all that matters is that you get to see her tomorrow. If you guys say you're together than good luck to ya.
User avatar #297 to #265 - jokeface ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #111 to #20 - lordmoldywart (02/28/2013) [-]
Not really your girlfriend if you've never even seen her before

Inb4 'Stevie Wonder has never seen his wife before, so what?' jokes
User avatar #185 to #111 - jokeface ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Damn. That comeback would have been funny.
User avatar #27 to #20 - QuakinDuck (02/28/2013) [-]
You haven't been together... You've never seen each-other. Does not count as relationship. Prepared for red thumbs
User avatar #79 to #27 - brutallyhonest (02/28/2013) [-]
Wrong. You don't have to be physical for someone to be together. Relationships are more emotional than anything, why does being physically together matter? It doesn't.
User avatar #132 to #79 - popkornking (02/28/2013) [-]
You can certainly get to know someone online and through voice/ chat but you cannot emotionally connect with someone without speaking on a personal basis. /opinion
User avatar #170 to #132 - brutallyhonest (03/01/2013) [-]
With texting, you're right you can't connect properly. But video chat/calling? There's no difference. You can still connect with someone emotionally. Because physical and emotional are completely separate. And that's just how it is. Getting to know someone, talking to them daily, knowing everything about them, how is that not connecting?
#101 to #79 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
let me tell you something about people: they like sex, the most of them at least.
Sooooooooooo.... yeah,.
User avatar #108 to #101 - ilovehitler (02/28/2013) [-]
But that ain't the most important part of a relationship at all.
#31 to #27 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more. Hate people that are like
'how did you two meet? :)'
"we haven't, yet"
If you have not met. You can not be in a ******* relationship. Meeting is to a relationship as an anus is to a crap. Neccesaryyy.
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User avatar #151 to #142 - inetus (02/28/2013) [-]
You want a girlfriend but you don't want to meet her for a while at first? Wtf?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - anno (02/28/2013) [-]
No. I agree with you.
User avatar #119 to #20 - reedstoess (02/28/2013) [-]
go get her Manti!
User avatar #21 to #20 - letmethink ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Goodluck and have fun dude! Remeber, she will be as nervous as you are.
User avatar #29 to #20 - vicgkob (02/28/2013) [-]
Damn bro, that's a long time! Good luck!
User avatar #30 to #20 - sao (02/28/2013) [-]
Good luck. Keep us posted with how it went/ if she had a dick.
User avatar #44 to #30 - jokeface ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Lol, will do.
User avatar #326 to #44 - crazyanger (03/03/2013) [-]
So did she have a dick?
User avatar #327 to #326 - jokeface ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Actually she couldn't come. We have to reschedule.
User avatar #340 to #327 - fuckingtrolls (04/29/2013) [-]
So did she have a dick?
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User avatar #248 to #30 - minatsuki (03/01/2013) [-]
And if it's bigger. o.o
User avatar #298 to #248 - ilovelsloths (03/01/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm his girlfriend!!! My dick is way big man. It's so thick it has stretch marks.
#306 to #23 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
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#295 to #23 - xXneoXx (03/01/2013) [-]
That was a seemless transition from feels to lols. Thank you
That was a seemless transition from feels to lols. Thank you
#51 - leotjynx (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm in that situation.. It sucks.. a lot.
I'm in that situation.. It sucks.. a lot.
User avatar #54 to #51 - zoltardify (02/28/2013) [-]
same bro... at least she only lives across the US from me xP
User avatar #59 to #54 - leotjynx (02/28/2013) [-]
Same. Though we do have plans to meet in July, so I'm happy about that.
User avatar #75 to #59 - chewythewolftwo (02/28/2013) [-]
What a coincidence lol
User avatar #60 to #59 - zoltardify (02/28/2013) [-]
yeah, her senior prom is in june... but weve run into a ton of difficulty figuring out how to get me over there :( i dont have money for a plane nor a car
User avatar #61 to #60 - leotjynx (02/28/2013) [-]
I fortunately have a car, but I have to drive a long-ass way to meet her still, but it's gonna be more than worth every second of it.
User avatar #89 to #61 - erwtje (02/28/2013) [-]
Put some music on while you driving, i am not 18 yet and do not live in america, so i cant drive, yet, i have my bicycle.

With the music no distance is too far, i cycle 20 kilometers with music, and it feels kinda cool, makes me think about my life and stuff.
User avatar #76 to #51 - parrotey (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm in the same situation, but she literally lives halfway across the world from me. I only get to see her once an year for four years
#53 - usedtowonder (02/28/2013) [-]
**usedtowonder rolls 24,447**
User avatar #67 to #53 - bushingenna (02/28/2013) [-]
**bushingenna rolls 18**
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#102 to #53 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 50,405**
#272 to #53 - mgarrigan ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
**mgarrigan rolls 119**
**mgarrigan rolls 119**
#290 to #53 - salmonofdoubt (03/01/2013) [-]
Full house?
User avatar #56 to #53 - feraligatrnommi (02/28/2013) [-]
ermegerd trerps
#58 to #53 - medewu [OP](02/28/2013) [-]
well...if you look at this technically you got Trips... when you rolled for 5 so
well...if you look at this technically you got Trips... when you rolled for 5 so
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#65 - covenantbubble (02/28/2013) [-]
Just waiting for the summer...
Just waiting for the summer...
User avatar #22 - silvanyis (02/28/2013) [-]
My guy and I met 7 years ago online. We've been together 5. We met four years ago and we finally got our acts together and moved in the same home. It's been almost two years since that day. I couldn't be happier.
User avatar #52 to #22 - leotjynx (02/28/2013) [-]
You have no idea how jealous I am of you two.

How did you first meet?
User avatar #311 to #52 - silvanyis (03/01/2013) [-]
Well. We first met on an online mud (multi user dungeon, completely text based) called Amitoune. Turns out we had a lot in common, including a unflagging nerdism for all things D&D. We were friends for awhile. RP'd characters alot. Got in fights. Got in bigger alliances.

Didn't think much about it. He was my best friend in the whole wide world. Listened to my completely stunted escapades in my lovelife. Yes, dear reader, he was friendzoned. So hard. Because he lived five states away and was my BUDDY.

User avatar #312 to #311 - silvanyis (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, for awhile he'd tell me all about this girl he'd liked but didn't have the guts to tell her. I teased him. Told him he should totally go for it. He'd tell me nah but thanks anyway.

Sometimes, us girls can be a little ******* dumb okay?

Eventually one day, as he puts it in his own words, he alpha'd up. Told me he was going to tell the girl everything. I was thrilled for him. Truth be told, I'd had some bad luck in the romance department lately and was entirely jealous. Yes of him. But I'd put a good face on it.

So he told her. And he told me.

I'd like to say it was happy fuzzy romance but it wasn't. I was desperately scared of losing the one person I could talk to. We'd talked about it for about a month over the phone. Eventually I lost my stupid and realized that I really couldn't lose him...and we became more than friends.

User avatar #313 to #312 - silvanyis (03/01/2013) [-]
A year after that day he told me he liked me...loved me as a person....we met face to face.

I've never been happier. I'm completely in love with my best friend. We still do all those things we did as friends. Sex and a greater intimacy just became part of it. Five years strong and even more in love than when we started? Pretty damn ******* awesome.

Plus I'm able to be completely myself with him. He's seen my worst and my very best...and vice versa. I wouldn't have it any other way.
#83 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#78 - neelix (02/28/2013) [-]
The anonymity provided by the internet may allow us to be ourselves online, but if the two people in this comic were ever to meet, they'd likely be uncomfortable and not get along as well as they do online.
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#116 to #78 - kashin (02/28/2013) [-]
Wasn't the case for me. If anything, things went more easily and smoothly than online.
#77 - nephrithotroll (02/28/2013) [-]
All my feels I feel at this moment because that is so related.
#46 - MasterManiac (02/28/2013) [-]
There are no females on the internet.
#186 - zionsype (03/01/2013) [-]
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#249 - bdawg (03/01/2013) [-]
I was having a nice day op..... A really nice day and now you come up and show me this feel train.. Thanks dick,
I was having a nice day op..... A really nice day and now you come up and show me this feel train.. Thanks dick,
#199 - chrislafff (03/01/2013) [-]
All the girls on the internet are actually dudes!
#213 to #206 - chrislafff (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh no! I think Apples is stuck in a tree!
#218 to #213 - xjiicx (03/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #219 to #213 - TheFlamingFlamingo (03/01/2013) [-]
hey chicka bum bum
#200 to #199 - xjiicx (03/01/2013) [-]
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#202 to #201 - xjiicx (03/01/2013) [-]
The bullet was your comment.
The bullet was your comment.
#203 to #202 - chrislafff (03/01/2013) [-]
Was that a compliment? I don't know if it was, or if oyu mean my compliment almost killed Tucker.
Was that a compliment? I don't know if it was, or if oyu mean my compliment almost killed Tucker.
#212 to #203 - xjiicx (03/01/2013) [-]
Imply nothing, its nothing.
Imply nothing, its nothing.
#215 to #212 - chrislafff (03/01/2013) [-]
Sure, then...
Sure, then...
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#55 - thehumor (02/28/2013) [-]
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#247 - infinitereaper (03/01/2013) [-]
You just don't understand until you've experienced it yourself.   
Distance is a destructive force that affects us all, for all you know your perfect match is out there right now and waiting for you!   
They're just on another 			*******		 continent.
You just don't understand until you've experienced it yourself.

Distance is a destructive force that affects us all, for all you know your perfect match is out there right now and waiting for you!

They're just on another ******* continent.
User avatar #254 to #247 - endlesslulz (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, they are not probabbly on another continent... It's more likely that you fall in love with someone you share some cultural features... just sayin
User avatar #299 to #254 - infinitereaper (03/01/2013) [-]
Even a city over is devastating. Assuming you never know either of you exists.
User avatar #300 to #299 - endlesslulz (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm only saying that two "soulmates" could be more closer than what everybody thinks
User avatar #301 to #300 - infinitereaper (03/01/2013) [-]

Then again, maybe not. Such is life.
User avatar #302 to #301 - endlesslulz (03/01/2013) [-]
It really sucks man...
User avatar #17 - Mebeshe (02/28/2013) [-]
I know that feel. My best friend's in Connecticut and I'm in Los Angeles, and we're both broke-ass students.
#25 to #17 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Wow you have so much encommon.
#288 - willisaguy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
I met this girl on this app. We are so alike and she is really chill and cute :D
We live in the same state because that's what the app does. But she lives a good hour drive and i have no car and i'm 17. Since we're both so alike and awesome we have the same taste in music. We both went to the same concert and it was cool. She didn't want me to meet her friends quite so fast so we waited until a mosh pit started and i could yank her away from her friends so we could be together and talk. I was mostly alone through out the whole concert since i lost my friends and i never had the chance to talk to her yet. During a band switch she told her friends she was going to the bathroom and she walked past me and grabbed my arm. She actually had to use that bathroom and yeah xD.
She got out and we got to talk for a little bit until her best friend came and stuff. (honestly it was so hard to hear for both of us but it was still fun. She was as nice and sweet as i expected.) So near the end i got to be with her as our favorite band played which was OF MICE AND MEN :D and we separated from her friends during a mosh and it was just us 2. In a huge crowd of other people squished and stuff. We had to hold hands so we wouldn't lose each other :3 which was nice. We ended up getting to the front some how and we were here singing along with everyone else to our favorite band together. They finished playing and everyone's yelling/chanting "1 MORE 1 MORE!" And then they come back out again and played 2!!! more and those 2 were my FAVORITE songs. Second and Sebring, and The Great Hendowski. Everyone just head banging and jumping up and down. It was just pure amazing and really touching. I will always remember that day.

I really felt like i could just die happy at the end of that day. Listened to my favorite band. Got to meet a cute girl who was just awesome. Had an awesome time. <3
I've gone through some women. But i feel like she's the one deep within.

She had soft hands. Me too.

#292 to #288 - willisaguy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Also the app was called Skout. I was bored and felt lonely since i was suspended. I regret nothing choosing to use it. I used to mock internet relationships and such orjust didn't understand them. But i guess it is possible to love another person through a screen.

I'm so glad coincidences like this happen to me once in a while. And this one ended up amazing.
#296 to #288 - dengekisushi (03/01/2013) [-]

Give her the D.
#286 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend lived in the northern most part of Ohio. I lived in Florida.

I hate long distance relationships. So I drove 1,118 miles one way, nonstop (except for gas) to go GET HER. She had all her things packed, put them in my car, and we drove right on back down to Florida.

We have been happily married since October 13th, 2012. Don't lose hope guys/gals, you can be with the person you love. It'll just take a lot of work, effort, compromise and sacrifice. I didn't have the greatest paying job when she moved down (I do now), so to save up enough money for gas to go get her and come back, I ate nothing but Ramen for two months.

When there's a will, there is a way. In the meantime, have this picture! <3
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