They are real. you must take over the world with you new found skills!.. >Buy them for 6 cents a bottle >Dump out the pop >Return the bottles for 10 cents each They are real you must take over the world with new found skills! >Buy them for 6 cents a bottle >Dump out pop >Return bottles 10 each
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#6 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Buy them for 6 cents a bottle
>Dump out the pop
>Return the bottles for 10 cents each
#435 to #6 - blenderrender **User deleted account**
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#458 to #435 - Kingsteveooo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Somebody needs a hug
#509 to #435 - deezknuts
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(03/01/2013) [-]
this is] he funnyjunk version of an hero-ing
#436 to #435 - blenderrender **User deleted account**
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#480 to #6 - advicedude
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Or just have a lifetime supply of soda.
#503 to #480 - darthtomale
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(03/01/2013) [-]
that ****** going flat before you can get to it
#376 to #6 - commanderbunbun
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(03/01/2013) [-]
i need astonished kramer gif NOW!
#439 to #376 - blenderrender **User deleted account**
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#67 to #6 - ZakisBak
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(02/28/2013) [-]
or sell them to other people for 50 cents-1 dollar at least
#454 to #6 - mrcrowleysr
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(03/01/2013) [-]
this kid's going places
#72 to #6 - mikoli
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>profit
#322 to #72 - buttholee
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Implying
#496 to #6 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Why is this getting so many thumbs??? I've never gotten this many thumbs on a comment in my life.

I seriously did not even expect that.
#512 to #496 - mazzyrazzy
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Congrats then
Congrats then
#500 to #6 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(03/01/2013) [-]
All that for around $31 profit? **** that, I'm enjoying the soda.
#549 to #500 - KingJuan
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(03/01/2013) [-]
you could drink it... then recycle for profit.... yeah... mindblown
#550 to #549 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Because no one else mentioned that. Good job.
#513 to #500 - deezknuts
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#517 to #513 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(03/01/2013) [-]
that would be for 6 dollars each. 6 cents would be .06, or $24..
#523 to #517 - deezknuts
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(03/01/2013) [-]
DECIMALS N' **** YO
DECIMALS N' **** YO
#532 to #523 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
FORGIVEN!
#519 to #513 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
36.00
jesus christ they arent six dollars a bottle
STAY IN SCHOOL
#521 to #519 - deezknuts
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(03/01/2013) [-]
**** SORRY

600 bottles
Cost: $0.06
Sell: $0.10

$0.06 x 600 = $36

$0.10 x 600 = $60


$24 I FORGOT DECIMALS I'M SORRY I CAN'T BRAIN TODAY

#528 to #521 - deezknuts
Reply +1
(03/01/2013) [-]
but all of this is implying that he can buy an infinite number of bottles for a $0.04 profit
#37 to #6 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(02/28/2013) [-]
A fellow Michiganian, huh?
#185 to #37 - hairydawg
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(02/28/2013) [-]
All these folks in here calling it pop. We call it Coke where I come from.
#396 to #185 - spacestalin
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#218 to #185 - fuperbooper
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Are you from the South? In Texas we would say "I would like a Coke, please?"
Then the waiter would reply with "What type?"
#264 to #218 - mcstorms
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(02/28/2013) [-]
We use pop because coke is already its own soda
#333 to #218 - Dap
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(02/28/2013) [-]
If i told a waitress I want a Coke, she's coming back with a coke. She isn't gonna ask me if I want a sprite or pepsi....
#229 to #218 - thepandaking
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(02/28/2013) [-]
that's not really true. when you say "I would like a Coke, please." then the waiter would reply with "alright, be right back."
you're thinking of south Texas, here it's popular in the hispanic community to generalize sodas as "coke."
I'm not being weird it's just an observation. I've been in Texas for a long time.
#256 to #229 - sonaa
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I'm from Houston and 'coke' means 'coke.' We call the sodas by their names. :l At least the area i'm in. Maybe we're weird.
#262 to #256 - thepandaking
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(02/28/2013) [-]
yeah I honestly think it's South Texas.
I don't hate people for things they say, but I sure do hate how certain slangs get popular down here...
#225 to #218 - hairydawg
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah that's what we do.
#221 to #218 - yamiyo
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Where I come from, if you say you want a coke, it generally means you want a coke. Same with every other type.
#258 to #221 - thepandaking
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(02/28/2013) [-]
okay why the **** were you thumbed down? calling a soda a coke is ******* stupid. In Texas I call a sprite a mothercunting sprite, not a coke. and when I say coke they say "okay" and bring me a coca cola beverage to sate my previously stated thirst for said drink
You have a good point and somehow people think you're the idiot for thinking to call something what it is.
sorry but sometimes I get mad at stupid people.
#237 to #185 - partyguy
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(02/28/2013) [-]
yea you must be from the south like me i have been to the north before they call sodas pop.
#341 to #237 - majortomcomics
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(03/01/2013) [-]
In the north they don't call it pop.... Well, at least in California.
#323 to #237 - spangle
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Upstate NY fag here. It's called coke here, though I went a little bit west of where I live and it was called pop. I seem to live near the coke/pop dividing line.
#331 to #323 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I'm currently outside of syracuse, and it's pop.
#367 to #331 - toiletpaper
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(03/01/2013) [-]
hour and a half away from syracuse, it's soda here.
#332 to #331 - spangle
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Really? Huh. I honestly don't know anybody who says pop.
#312 to #237 - Jackimole
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I'm from MA, and we call soda soda.
#448 to #185 - ColonelHansLanda
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(03/01/2013) [-]
In Scotland we call them Fizzy Drinks or if you're in Glasgow you call it Ginger.
#490 to #448 - bloodeyes
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(03/01/2013) [-]
if your from ireland, they're all gingers
#340 to #185 - boredandalone
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(03/01/2013) [-]
we just call it soda.
#410 to #340 - anon
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(03/01/2013) [-]
oiy mate hea in the gret britain we cal it jiffy pop,lrn to brtish newfaggalot
#386 to #185 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
we call it something to drink
#55 to #37 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(02/28/2013) [-]
The word is Michigander.

And yes ^^
#66 to #55 - ZakisBak
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I feel a bit ashamed to be a fan of Michigan after they lost to penn state last night.
#537 to #66 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Tell me about it. Ugh.
#559 to #537 - ZakisBak
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(03/01/2013) [-]
how the **** do yo lose to a team who hasn't won in conference since December of last year, wtf? up by 15 and you still lose, **** it im not reliving this ****
#526 to #66 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a football fan, myself.
#82 to #66 - anaxilea
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(02/28/2013) [-]
You should be ashamed. Glorious Michigan State master race reporting in.
#117 to #82 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Go green!
#89 to #82 - spartyon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
hell yeah, I go there too
#125 to #82 - glthegamemaster
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(02/28/2013) [-]
fug all y'all. GO BLUE :D our squirrels beat all over here in ann arbor
#460 to #125 - lawlfailwinepic
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I'm still for Notre Dame.


Inb4 Manti Te'o can't get a girl without faking it.
#297 to #125 - frenchgenocide
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(02/28/2013) [-]
26-21 bitches.

Go Buckeyes.

Oh and 17-16 to you, spartan.
#350 to #297 - boredandalone
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Badgers all the way!
#69 to #66 - junkmanrs
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Michigan fan too, im not upset about it, gotta remember they're just kids
#68 to #37 - junkmanrs
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Lansing here!
#175 to #37 - Mawxter
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Reporting in from Canton.
#525 to #175 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Madison Heights here.
#255 to #175 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Wow, I live in Westland. You're like a ten minute drive away.
#459 to #175 - anon
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Grand Blanc, I drive to Canton all the time.
#535 to #37 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
586 represent.
#536 to #535 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
248 here.
#538 to #536 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
#eisenhowerswag?
#539 to #538 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
...huh? I know not of which you speak.
#540 to #539 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Eisenhower High School?

ok. nevermind.
#543 to #540 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Oh. Nope. Never heard of it.

Graduated from Hazel Park.
#544 to #543 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Ooh. That's a a bit south from my school. And west. So no surprise.
#545 to #544 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. 248 is Oakland County.
#547 to #545 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Thought so. Didn't want to make myself look stupid in case I was wrong. At least we're neighbors in some regard.
#548 to #547 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Close enough.
#456 to #37 - anon
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I am!
#335 to #37 - njhahahahaha
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Michigander
#389 to #335 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
you sly **** you


if youre from michigan you most likely know this
#524 to #389 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I prefer this stuff.
#573 to #524 - njhahahahaha
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Aw I love Rock & Rye. 60/40 is awesome too
#533 to #524 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
thats michigan only pop right?
or do other states have it
#534 to #533 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Parts of Ohio and Indiana might have it.

And, apparently, Sam Raimi opened a place in L.A. that carries this and Better Maid chips.
#552 to #534 - nigroz
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Hoosier here confirming that we do in fact have Faygo
#469 to #389 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I never really liked Vernors. That stuff rapes your nose when you go to take a drink.
#442 to #389 - mrawesomepotato
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I live in Canada and I know what that is...
#433 to #389 - njhahahahaha
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I prefer Canada Dry
(Most people disagree with me, though)
#489 to #433 - bloodeyes
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(03/01/2013) [-]
canada dry is good but i prefer schweppes
#406 to #335 - voqd
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I am also from Michigan.
#259 to #37 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Coming in from Gladwin.
#49 to #37 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Michigan master race reporting
#143 to #49 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Reporting in from Flint
#336 to #6 - toxickooties
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Or... get creative and make a boat :D
#317 to #6 - anonyrnoose
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Buy them for 6 cents a bottle
>Throw away bottles
>Keep bottle caps for impending world apocalypse
#345 to #317 - vaultboyy
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Only metal caps, buddy.
#434 to #345 - Thevaultboy
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Bet you wish you were me right now.
#558 to #434 - vaultboyy
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Actually love your name. But I don't like having 'the' in my names. It seems weird. same with xxxinsertnameherexxx and anything with numbers. Which I couldn't only do letters though, so I could do something like Vault-Boy or Vault-Tec.
#339 to #317 - majortomcomics
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but only metal bottle caps from glass bottles are used as currency...
#531 to #339 - anonyrnoose
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(03/01/2013) [-]
:c
#148 to #6 - commandersandwich
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Buy the bottles for 6 cents a bottle
>Dump out the pop or drink it
>Return the bottles for 10 cents each
>Buy 1k bottles for the money you got
>Repeat until rich
#384 to #148 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
banenas
bunaunas
bandannas
bannannas

curved yelow fruit
#242 to #6 - hairydickfarts
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Buy them for 6 cents a bottle
>sell them for a dollar each
>600 dollars
#382 to #242 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
buy them for a dollar each
waste life.
#7 to #6 - makedonski
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>But them for 6 cents a bottle
>Drink the pop
>Return the bottles for 10 cents each
#10 to #7 - secretdestroyers
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Buy 600 bottles for 6 cents each
>drink the pop
>[pic]
#15 to #10 - KillinTime
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>buy the pop for 600 bottles
>drink the cents
>wut
#28 to #15 - tehbomb
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Drink the cents for buy
>Bottle the 600
#48 to #28 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
and here we have a perfect example of the internet
#64 to #48 - bulbakip
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>buy the 6 cents
>drink the bottle
>return the 600
#124 to #64 - yindragon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Did you just say... Sixth sense?
#88 to #64 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>Drink the 600
>Cents the bottle
#116 to #88 - seniorpokeman
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>the drink the
>the 600 bottle
>buy pop cents
#495 to #15 - bloodeyes
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(03/01/2013) [-]
>pop the bottles
>600 the drink
>divide by 200
>half-life 3 confirmed
#103 to #10 - datrohan
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(02/28/2013) [-]
This...
This...
#19 - jazzspeaks
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(02/28/2013) [-]
"Tyler has 600 bottles of sun drop*. He keeps 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and gives the rest to his friend. How many sun drops does Tyler's friend have?

*based on true events"

I'll never scoff at a math question again.
#313 to #19 - contaminatedwin
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(02/28/2013) [-]
600, they are all his.
#346 to #19 - friendlysniff
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Im tyler
#518 to #19 - iamphoenix
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Diabetes. He has diabetes many.
#551 to #19 - mtflyer
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(03/01/2013) [-]
How many Sun Drops will Tyler have to drink before he gets diabetes?
#522 to #19 - Mastaforga
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(03/01/2013) [-]
He has a dick for a friend, that's what he has.   
<- HFW Tyler shows up and asks him to store 460 bottles
He has a dick for a friend, that's what he has.
<- HFW Tyler shows up and asks him to store 460 bottles
#541 to #522 - pringlez
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(03/01/2013) [-]
360*

Please math correctly while visiting this site.
#542 to #541 - Mastaforga
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(03/01/2013) [-]
70+70=140
600-140=460
#563 to #541 - shredheadxd
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(03/01/2013) [-]
you just went full retard
#566 to #541 - weinerdick
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#79 to #19 - osirusrising
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#4 - iamtheblackgoat
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>600 bottles
>each one is 2 liters
>1200 liters

He could fill two standard sized hot tubs with that ****, and still have around 50 bottles left to drink
#280 to #4 - lazypaul
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(02/28/2013) [-]
It would weigh over 120kgs/2645lbs as well
#281 to #280 - lazypaul
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(02/28/2013) [-]
*1200kgs
#58 to #4 - jimimij
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(02/28/2013) [-]
It would make your balls tingle.
#52 - Animefreake
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#53 to #52 - misterfrosty
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(02/28/2013) [-]
<= Me after a 90 minute college Algebra lecture.
#61 to #52 - frienderman
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Suddenly, I want to go do some math...
Suddenly, I want to go do some math...
#78 - aconfuseddonut
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(02/28/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#101 to #78 - theakwardturtle
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#113 to #101 - isomeras
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(02/28/2013) [-]
It's actually a fairly commonly used reaction gif.
#424 to #78 - donttouchthat
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(03/01/2013) [-]
At first i thought the bottle said chex mix
#98 - Reeon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
HFW  he brings all the bottles to the cashier
HFW he brings all the bottles to the cashier
#106 to #98 - schneidend
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Cashier's FW.
Cashier's FW.
#131 to #106 - deezknuts
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Cashier: quantity?
Customer: 600
Cashier presses Qty 6-0-0
Customer pays
Customer leaves
#154 to #131 - pooplol
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(02/28/2013) [-]
the cashier has to scan every single one because what if the customer is lying.
#156 to #154 - deezknuts
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I work at publix, we just estimate because we don't really give a ****
#127 to #106 - animecraze
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(02/28/2013) [-]
it's at that point that you use the quantity button if you have one
#155 to #127 - pooplol
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(02/28/2013) [-]
he still has to check if he is lying
#381 to #155 - mcroflskates
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(03/01/2013) [-]
At less than six cents a pop, I doubt they honestly care.
#3 - ehzio
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I wonder what sun drops taste like
#11 to #3 - weinerdick
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(02/28/2013) [-]
The best way I can describe it is like a mix of the aftertaste from a few minutes after drinking mountain dew and flat mountain dew...
#347 to #3 - tokono
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(03/01/2013) [-]
imagine sierra mist,but a little orange or "tang" in it.
#43 to #3 - kyletr
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I personally like it, it's sorta like Sprite with a bit of orange. I think officially it's "citrus" flavor, and well, that'd explain it wouldn't it?
#21 to #3 - hydrosbro
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Sundrop flavor, stupid.
#27 to #21 - ehzio
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Damn I should have known it would taste like sundrop
#104 - chargrilledawesome
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(02/28/2013) [-]
His piss is going to look like marshland water when he's finished
His piss is going to look like marshland water when he's finished
#515 to #104 - whitehawk
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(03/01/2013) [-]
**** yeah joe the cat
#152 to #104 - rieskimo
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(02/28/2013) [-]
The cat is officially retired, he got a gold collar and everything.
#174 to #152 - chargrilledawesome
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Pancake podcast
#34 - bObmEh
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Too bad it will go bad/flat before he can get through 1/10 of it.
#42 to #34 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>implying he's gonna drink it all himself
#57 to #34 - vixq
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>implying implications
#73 to #34 - seelcudoom
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#87 to #73 - LegititmateKyle
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>implying he isn't an angel.
He's beautiful in his own way.
#41 to #34 - HarvietheDinkle
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>implying it going flat makes it taste horrible to everyone
>le me-me arrows
#39 to #34 - apokalyptonaut
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>implying soda goes bad
>implying carbonated beverages go flat before you open them
#84 to #39 - tyraxio
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(02/28/2013) [-]
With all due respect, and I doubted this myself, but my grandparents had an old bottle of Pepsi lying around (they don't drink carbonated drinks unless when me and my sister visits them for dinner) and when one day we were around, I opened it (I was like 10 back then or something) and when I drank it, the only explanation of the taste I could come up with was "weird". My dad tasted it afterwards, and he thought the same thing. Then he noticed mold floating around in the bottle. It had never been opened.
#158 to #84 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
And that means that it'd go flat?
#161 to #158 - tyraxio
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Point taken.
#71 - deathrinder
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I dunno about you guys

but if I saw bottles of **** like that sold for 6 cents each

I'd but a ******* like that