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Calm down there Satan

what if I pretend be British far like the first 6 at college
tely around my roommate and i wake her up every mroning at like 6
am and say like "up up darling it' s time far ytour tea the birds are
singing a ween full cf medicine makes the medicine m " and
then we get back tram winter break and switch back ta normal and
pretend she made the whole thing up until she lases her mind that
mid be fun
relax Satan
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#2 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
"Spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down"

wat
User avatar #32 to #2 - generaljackass (02/28/2013) [-]
I too was confused.
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#72 to #2 - harrylewish has deleted their comment [-]
#106 to #72 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
A spoon full of SUGAR is what he's referring to, ******* .
User avatar #14 to #2 - briggsil (02/28/2013) [-]
Mary Poppins
#15 to #14 - jazzytheferret (02/28/2013) [-]
"spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"
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#5 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
Because us English people all talk like Mary ******* Poppins of course, cor blimey guvnor!!!
User avatar #40 to #5 - simfar (02/28/2013) [-]
always though east end was better British accent.

'if you dont sling yer hook rite now, ill shove that clipboard so far up your ass you'll have to put your pen up your nose just to write on it'
#30 to #5 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
I know mate what a bloomin' ol ponce this one is, eh!
He really bludgers me knowliwogs in knot, he does.
I ope some pops him one right up the didgerdoodah from me, wot wot!
tea and crumpets six pence wolly wong and diddley daddley, know what I mean!
User avatar #10 to #5 - hattaz ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
We're glad you admitted it
#33 - bobthedilder (02/28/2013) [-]
>Friend and I at pool hall   
>			*******		 around doing british accents   
>Guy and girl at table near us   
>Girl: "Where you two from?" in British accent   
>OFW they were actually from England
>Friend and I at pool hall
> ******* around doing british accents
>Guy and girl at table near us
>Girl: "Where you two from?" in British accent
>OFW they were actually from England
#85 - turretbuddy (02/28/2013) [-]
Actually, it's Sateen.
#87 to #85 - holeymoley (02/28/2013) [-]
goddamit i was just about to...
goddamit i was just about to...
#89 - ihatem (02/28/2013) [-]
I used an Australian accent for my 1st period
A proper English accent for 2nd
Russian for 3rd
German (more of a Bruno German) in 4th
New Yorker in 5th period
Californian (like "gnarly bro" and very blond) in 6th
And a broken English (like Eliza from My Fair Lady) for 7th

After the first week of school I stopped and everyone asked my name thinking the first kid left
#23 - doddythechef (02/28/2013) [-]
what the **** where those phrases

i don't think i've ever hear a spoon fall of medicine makes the medicine go down (guessing you meant cold)

the British phase is stiff upper lip, **** medicine
#25 to #23 - sprog (02/28/2013) [-]
"A spoon ful of sugar makes the medicine go down"
It's from mary poppins.
The rest of the stuff, I have no clue
User avatar #26 to #25 - doddythechef (02/28/2013) [-]
ah then yes sugar

i find it so ironic for a british saying as the sugar came from india at the time haha
User avatar #41 to #23 - simfar (02/28/2013) [-]
isnt it;
'man up princess'
#28 to #23 - clitersaurus ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
It's from Mary Poppins and it's wrong anyway. It's actually a spoon full of of sugar makes the medicine go down. I reckon Americans should realize the existence of Scotland, Wales an N.Ireland before saying "British" and only snobby Londoners/royalty sound like that. But oh well this is the tinterwebs and Americans are fat and Australians are upside down kangaroo ******* .
User avatar #31 to #28 - suchadumbass (02/28/2013) [-]
You saved me having so say all that, and you worded it much better than I could.
Haud yer wheesht fookin' yanks, naecunt kens who we are ya bawbags >.<
User avatar #95 to #28 - jinxbomb (02/28/2013) [-]
i think it would be hilarious for some American only knowing British stereo types tried to go to somewhere in the northeast like Sunderland or Newcastle would be rather amusing
#82 to #28 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
I think Australia kinda got the shaft on that one...
User avatar #59 to #28 - falloutfanatic (02/28/2013) [-]
you know I've been interested in British history for 6 years now... and I've never understood why the UK flag was like that until now... i'm a ****** history nerd
User avatar #29 to #28 - doddythechef (02/28/2013) [-]
i was about to try to argue the point
but yes its the tinterwebs so **** it
#21 - Loppytaffy (02/28/2013) [-]
So s/he meant pretend to be disney?    
Try to get a student out of bed in Britain and they're introduce you to a whole new colourful volcabulary.
So s/he meant pretend to be disney?
Try to get a student out of bed in Britain and they're introduce you to a whole new colourful volcabulary.
User avatar #47 - mycatislookingatme (02/28/2013) [-]
I would argue against the English stereotype.

But I'm from Cambridge.

The epitome of the english stereotype's accent.

My mother's boyfriend legitimatly says "what-ho" in serious convosation, and we're not even that posh by Cambridge's standards.
#48 to #47 - pharoahemonch (02/28/2013) [-]
...the Other Place
User avatar #51 to #48 - mycatislookingatme (02/28/2013) [-]
Are you from Oxford?...
User avatar #52 to #51 - pharoahemonch (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm a student here, but cambridge is much prettier I think
User avatar #49 to #47 - imchuyoung (02/28/2013) [-]
"Norfampton ere"
#84 to #49 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
essex. 'sup.
#90 to #84 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
essex's brother county hertfordshire here
User avatar #53 to #47 - demonicchimera (02/28/2013) [-]
I like the stereotype simply because it glorifies us, or at least doesn't seem to be anything bad, unlike the American steroeotypes.
Even if I tried to argue against the stereotype I wouldn't do well, though my accent isn't very posh, I am addcited to tea.
User avatar #54 to #53 - demonicchimera (02/28/2013) [-]
*stereotypes.
*well. Though
*addicted
#61 to #53 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
AHA! An excuse to use this gif!!!!!
AHA! An excuse to use this gif!!!!!
User avatar #63 to #61 - demonicchimera (02/28/2013) [-]
You can never have too much tea. Never.
#68 - cohz (02/28/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at this i had cramps
User avatar #71 to #68 - atheistzilla (02/28/2013) [-]
this is a classic
User avatar #73 to #71 - cohz (02/28/2013) [-]
Its one of my favs
#78 to #68 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like somebody watched Mary Poppins on acid.
#115 - manazetsugi (02/28/2013) [-]
**manazetsugi rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Are you bored? ** why god why!?
User avatar #118 to #115 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
That image goes very well with your comment.
User avatar #119 to #118 - manazetsugi (02/28/2013) [-]
..my god your right xD
#88 - turoox (02/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 - skords (02/28/2013) [-]
**skords rolled a random image posted in comment #486 at Depression ** Evil
User avatar #11 - smashtray (02/28/2013) [-]
Once pretended to be Irish at JFK airport (britfag anyways so it was easy)
talked to 7/10 blonde sales girl for a good 20 minutes about Ireland and she even gave me and my friend (both 17 at the time) a free sample of the new Smirnoff she was advertising. Being Irish just helps with life.
#100 - feffog (02/28/2013) [-]
oh yay   
now we get to hear &quot;relax satan&quot; to the most minuscule or pathetic things until its right up with &quot;I AM SO DONE&quot; and &quot;there are two kinds of people&quot;
oh yay
now we get to hear "relax satan" to the most minuscule or pathetic things until its right up with "I AM SO DONE" and "there are two kinds of people"
User avatar #110 to #100 - richardastley (02/28/2013) [-]
A spoonful of shut the **** up helps the anal lube go down.
User avatar #103 to #100 - codyxvasco (02/28/2013) [-]
They have a community, and it works, if you expect the dumb **** they say, you can enjoy it. Or you can despise it, I don't give a poppycock, it's your life darling, just drink your tea with a spoonful of medicine.

Indubitably.
User avatar #104 to #103 - feffog (02/28/2013) [-]
yeah youre right, it IS their community,
But now its smeared all over my face on a daily basis,
So now its our community
User avatar #105 to #104 - codyxvasco (02/28/2013) [-]
But we don't act like them. So you've got to understand different websites have different customs.
User avatar #107 to #105 - feffog (02/28/2013) [-]
mate you can tell me a hundred and one different things, im gunna say the same **** every time i see it,

its **** and its overused
User avatar #108 to #107 - codyxvasco (02/28/2013) [-]
Understood.


Sorry...
#109 to #100 - habanaro (02/28/2013) [-]
There IS this thing where you can just hit your right key and skip the post.    
Or make your own posts so that something you like is on the site.
There IS this thing where you can just hit your right key and skip the post.
Or make your own posts so that something you like is on the site.
#1 - lollytool (02/28/2013) [-]
That would be pretty funny.
#42 - TheHon (02/28/2013) [-]
Britain consists of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. There are hundreds of regional accents and dialects in Britain. Nobody talks like they come out of Mary Poppins or Pygmalion anywhere in Britain. Saying that is like say an American accent or an Asian accent. When will people in America learn this? I'm sure this girl would have been put down almost immediately with the words "why are you speaking like a retard?"
User avatar #62 to #42 - ultimoz (02/28/2013) [-]
That's wrong, smarty pants. Britain does not include Northern Ireland, you're thinking of The United Kingdom. Also please learn to take a joke, you make us look bad.
#86 to #62 - TheHon (02/28/2013) [-]
The joke isn't funny, though you are correct on the uk front. My Bad!
#101 to #86 - ultimoz (02/28/2013) [-]
Very common mistake in U.S and U.K citizens, have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - payseht ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
I did something similar once, but instead of a british accent it was a gun and instead of pretending I never had one I shot up the school.
User avatar #45 to #37 - thesilence (02/28/2013) [-]
Haven't heard this one in a while.

It's still just as unfunny though.
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