Outed. . trinary longer! and. Dad knew his son was gay and his mom didn't. Dad has gay-dar gay people have the best gay-dar The dad is gay gayness must be genetic The human genome has 23 pai
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#6 - artyx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #6 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
When they get a girlfriend probably
User avatar #7 to #6 - justxjames (02/28/2013) [-]
When they get married to a woman.
User avatar #8 to #6 - trevcars (02/28/2013) [-]
Think about that for a minute...
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User avatar #10 to #9 - trevcars (02/28/2013) [-]
Haha sure man
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User avatar #12 to #11 - trevcars (02/28/2013) [-]
Really? Okay, chances are this guy will either have a spouse or at least a long-time partner, most people do, so that means one of the parents will win the bet. Chances are this guy won't stay in the closet his whole life even if he didn't come out to them on that day, most gay people eventually come out when they become adults. So that's why I think one parent will win the bet.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - trevcars (02/28/2013) [-]
It's okay, I still love you
User avatar #15 to #14 - garaichu (02/28/2013) [-]
That was uncharacteristically civilized.

Thumbs for both of you.
User avatar #20 - facedodge (02/28/2013) [-]
Dad knew his son was gay and his mom didn't.

Dad has gay-dar

gay people have the best gay-dar

The dad is gay

gayness must be genetic

The human genome has 23 pairs of chromosomes

The Number 23 debuted in 2007

23 - 2 = 21
21+ 0 = 21
21+ 0 = 21
21 / 7 = 3

Half Life 3 Confirmed
User avatar #26 to #20 - chubberbrother (02/28/2013) [-]
gay people have the worse gaydar.
User avatar #80 to #20 - kingofthenoobs (03/01/2013) [-]
you came up with alot of random **** just for some green thumbs... hope they are worth your time.
#46 to #20 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Remember Sun-Baby from Teletubbies? I just realised, it's their God.
Sun-Baby watches over them but why is it always laughing? You see it created the Tele-Verse and The Teletubbies. They live freely and happily but everyday when that Sun-Baby rises up, it's not laughing because it's happy to see it's creation at work, no, Sun-Baby is plotting their destruction. They have sinned and gone against the Tele-Bible. Tinky-Winky was gay, an affront to Sun-Baby God, it clearly states that in the Tele-Bible. They ignored Sun-Baby, forgetting it was what forged their existence. Sun-Baby was angered and destroyed the Tele-Verse. This is what happens when you ignore our God. Do you want to end up like the Teletubbies? PRAISE GOD!
Teletubby Apocalypse, it happened. It was a full on Tele-Caust, it was brutal. You try to deny it but we all know what happened.
DAMN YOU SUN-BABY AND YOUR SADISTIC TUBBY SLAUGHTERING! HOW CAN YOU SMILE ABOUT THIS? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL SUN-BABY!
#24 to #20 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Actually most people have a pretty good gaydar
User avatar #21 to #20 - bitchplzzz (02/28/2013) [-]
w-
wuh-
whadaboud l4d3????
User avatar #49 to #21 - Marker ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Don't you mean L3D?
User avatar #51 to #49 - bitchplzzz (02/28/2013) [-]
Left 3 Dead?


Which is a pun on left for dead

Which means zombies

Which means there are 2 other games

Which means...


im ******* terrible in 'Half life 3 confirmed' comments
User avatar #30 to #20 - zorororonoa (02/28/2013) [-]
this is actually a good HL3 confirmation, i hate the ones that involve like, 2 numbers
6/2=3 HL3 confirmed **** pisses me off
thumb for you
#36 to #20 - inkfox ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#58 to #20 - dsgbiohazard (02/28/2013) [-]
*clears throat*   
*walks over*   
Here, this one's for you.
*clears throat*
*walks over*
Here, this one's for you.
#25 to #20 - mrblaze (02/28/2013) [-]
See, THIS 			****		 is the HL3 confirmed comments I love!   
   
You pulled it out of nowhere, this is not even related and yet you came to this conclusion.   
I love it.
See, THIS **** is the HL3 confirmed comments I love!

You pulled it out of nowhere, this is not even related and yet you came to this conclusion.
I love it.
User avatar #69 to #25 - nefarian (02/28/2013) [-]
ur cument numbur iz 25
25 minus 22 iz 3
holfloife 3 confurmed lel
#44 - turtlepoop (02/28/2013) [-]
my parents want me to be gay
#47 to #44 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #48 to #47 - turtlepoop (02/28/2013) [-]
My brothers a manly man, i think my mam wants the variation
#2 - jiltist ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
My stepdad is a Vietnam vet, so I always thought this weird. But he never really cared that I was bi (and more interested in men than women).

One day, I was playing "board games" with a guy, when my stepdad walked in. He quickly walked out, but wow. Hawkward.

When I went out to see if he would tell mom, he said that that's my responsibility, and he hinted that he'd known for a while.

So, a couple hours later (when mom got home), I told her, and she freaked the **** out. Has been ever since.
#23 to #2 - roguetrooper (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm questioning when to tell my parents. I just don't know how they'll react, y'know? And then there's the rest of my family, ugh. Looking forward to getting past it.

ANYWAY I'm not here to bitch and moan, there's a board for that. Hope it all went okay for ya!
#33 to #23 - nephrithotroll (02/28/2013) [-]
stupid sexy spiderman
stupid sexy spiderman
#29 to #2 - decoyoctopus (02/28/2013) [-]
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Wow dude, your mom sounds like a self-righteous bigoted bitch. I'm not gay, but still damn man, that's gotta be tough to have to deal with.

also i know she's your mom and you probably love her anyway despite what she thinks...
User avatar #75 to #29 - trchamp (02/28/2013) [-]
You are ignorant
#76 to #75 - decoyoctopus (02/28/2013) [-]
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haha, yeah i'm the ignorant one. i think you're slightly misguided and confused. the guy in question's mother is the ignorant one. i mean what century is this? why should she have any right to freak out over her sons sexual preference?

and we'r all ignorant to some extent so climb down off your high horse there pal.
like me, i'm ignorant when it comes to rocket science and how bubble gum is made. but you don't see me being two-faced about it. at least i'm honest. unlike some people.
User avatar #77 to #76 - trchamp (02/28/2013) [-]
That mother will never have grand children
User avatar #79 to #77 - decoyoctopus (02/28/2013) [-]
moral of the story is: she needs to get the sand out of her vagina and accept her son for who he is. And know when to hold her tongue...basically...DEAL WITH IT BITCH!
#78 to #77 - decoyoctopus (02/28/2013) [-]
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implying we aren't over populated as a species anyway? if anything the gays are doing us a favor man...

for instance, next time you see a free parking space. be sure to thank the gay community. ha! i joke, but it's true.

also, how do you know she may not have other kids? and isn't just some back-wards overzealous religious nut or even just plain intolerant of homosexuality?
#38 to #2 - yoandrefj (02/28/2013) [-]
vietnam vet
so he saw a bunc of dead cats and dogs in war and ****
"WE GOT A MAN DOWN
woof
meow

OH NO NOT MITTENS
(boom)"
User avatar #73 to #38 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
squeak
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#22 to #2 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
faggot
#27 to #22 - diroccodoodleedoo (02/28/2013) [-]
Shut up, anon, login and say that
#60 to #27 - dsgbiohazard (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm confused as to why the thumbs were distributed like this...

Come FJ, clear my mind. Allow me to see through the eyes of my brothers!
#39 - takakijcha (02/28/2013) [-]
MFW yesterday I got a hint my father thinks I'm gay and he is just waiting for me to say it and the reason might be that I've never had a girlfriend
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#50 to #41 - AresX (02/28/2013) [-]
"pickle muncher"
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#57 to #52 - AresX (02/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't make it any less hilarious!
User avatar #55 - poniesareghey (02/28/2013) [-]
My mom frequently asks me if I'm gay. When I ask her why she just says, "I want to know if I'm going to have grand kids, or a son to shop for dresses with."
Moms
Making our world go 'round
#18 - kaboomz ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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son we still love you
User avatar #68 - Zaivia (02/28/2013) [-]
I've been told by pretty much all of my gay friends that I would make a good gay guy...
I don't whether or not to take this as a compliment. Y'know, being straight and all...
#70 to #68 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Compliment.
User avatar #65 - tomatospy (02/28/2013) [-]
i found it funny that toonholekramer 's comic is right next to this
#54 - bushingenna (02/28/2013) [-]
**bushingenna rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at They look fabilous! ** roll a picture to see your parents' reaction to your coming out of the closet.

heres mine
User avatar #56 to #54 - poniesareghey (02/28/2013) [-]
At least they were smiling about it
#71 to #54 - SimpleSimpleton (02/28/2013) [-]
**SimpleSimpleton rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Sweet Mother of God **
#64 to #54 - chickenfarting (02/28/2013) [-]
**chickenfarting rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Obligatory sexual reference **
User avatar #31 - toonholekramer (02/28/2013) [-]
Hey...I don't mind our comics on FunnyJunk..(hell, I upload em all the time), but stop stripping our tags!
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User avatar #74 - drayn (02/28/2013) [-]
Déja vu -_-
User avatar #72 - reginleif (02/28/2013) [-]
What OP doesn't know is the amount of money circulating here as we speak due to his confession.

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#59 to #45 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Did you know that OPS suck big black dicks?
#62 to #45 - disembodiedlord (02/28/2013) [-]
Remember OP from the Internet? I just realized he's a faggot.
User avatar #67 to #45 - Zaivia (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** , first mind reading Asians, now this?
#35 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Remember Sun-Baby from Teletubbies? I just realised, it's their God.
Sun-Baby watches over them but why is it always laughing? You see it created the Tele-Verse and The Teletubbies. They live freely and happily but everyday when that Sun-Baby rises up, it's not laughing because it's happy to see it's creation at work, no, Sun-Baby is plotting their destruction. They have sinned and gone against the Tele-Bible. Tinky-Winky was gay, an affront to Sun-Baby God, it clearly states that in the Tele-Bible. They ignored Sun-Baby, forgetting it was what forged their existence. Sun-Baby was angered and destroyed the Tele-Verse. This is what happens when you ignore our God. Do you want to end up like the Teletubbies? PRAISE GOD!
Teletubby Apocalypse, it happened. It was a full on Tele-Caust, it was brutal. You try to deny it but we all know what happened.
DAMN YOU SUN-BABY AND YOUR SADISTIC TUBBY SLAUGHTERING! HOW CAN YOU SMILE ABOUT THIS? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL SUN-BABY!
User avatar #28 - payseht (02/28/2013) [-]
*Meanwhile, at OP's house*
#4 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
HA HA HA ITS SO FUNNY BECAUSE HES gay LETS ALL LAUGH BECAUSE BEING gay IS COOL IF YOU DONT AGREE YOU SHOULD BURN AND DIE AND BE RAPED!!!
#37 to #4 - inkfox ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#5 to #4 - BigSammy (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - tacoiiimaniac (02/28/2013) [-]
Even though I've seen it before, it still makes me chuckle. Thumb for you.
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