Happy Halloween!. not mine.....and it´s not halloween anymore..... And then the door opens and his monitor falls and breaks and then he gets upset and kills the trick or treater with his candy bowl and then proceeds to shoot up asdasdasdas
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#1 - asukalangley
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(02/27/2013) [-]
And then the door opens and his monitor falls and breaks and then he gets upset and kills the trick or treater with his candy bowl and then proceeds to shoot up his school.
runoff sentences are awesome
#32 to #1 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
That depends on where he's sitting, if on the inside he is likely to have no problem as doors open outwards for almost all buildings. If he was outside than he would have problems. As for him being inside its hard to say when there is stucco on the walls and there is a deadbolt lock which is usually locked with a nub. Though he could be inside because there are deadbolts with a key on both sides. In general inside he'd have no problem outside he would.
#86 to #1 - leutzu
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(02/28/2013) [-]
or he will just keep it locked and unlock it when he needs
#2 to #1 - xdjerredlongxd
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Or he just sits down crying with his face in his hands, while kids walk in through the open door and step over him to grab candy while the adults take turns peeing on him as he cries and drawing satanic symbols on his walls with horse blood.
#4 to #2 - slipperyjoe
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Both of these scenarios aren't very appealing.
#10 - iamsopretty **User deleted account**
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#11 to #10 - motherfuckingkenji
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(02/28/2013) [-]
BUT HE DIDN'T ROLL NONS!   
WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!   
   
R.I.P. iamsopretty   
"He may have been a faggot, but at least he was pretty."   
   
   
   
   
Pic chosen completely at random.
BUT HE DIDN'T ROLL NONS!
WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!


R.I.P. iamsopretty
"He may have been a faggot, but at least he was pretty."




Pic chosen completely at random.
#13 to #11 - motherfuckingkenji
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Alternate joke just for *****:
CAPTAIN REYNOLDS LIED!
GOD LET HIM DIE ANYWAYS!
#87 to #11 - bothemastaofall
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(02/28/2013) [-]
What if you're iamsopretty?
#66 to #11 - fattycattyman
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Why do you HAVE that pic anyways?
#6 - mattdoggy
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(02/28/2013) [-]
>"Trick or Treat"   
>"Holy Hell Guys! Get your head out of your assess and get in the game!"   
>"m...mister. trick or tr.."   
>"i swear i'm gonna eat THEN kill your dog after i'm done banging your mom tomorrow night on your grandmothers grave"   
>"we just want some candy mist.."   
>"IF YOU NOOB TUBE ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL SODOMIZE YOU WITH AN ANGRY BADGER COVERED IN FLAMING AIDS"   
>"i only wanted a packet of Skittles....."   
>"CAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRSSSS1oNE!1Eleven"
>"Trick or Treat"
>"Holy Hell Guys! Get your head out of your assess and get in the game!"
>"m...mister. trick or tr.."
>"i swear i'm gonna eat THEN kill your dog after i'm done banging your mom tomorrow night on your grandmothers grave"
>"we just want some candy mist.."
>"IF YOU NOOB TUBE ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL SODOMIZE YOU WITH AN ANGRY BADGER COVERED IN FLAMING AIDS"
>"i only wanted a packet of Skittles....."
>"CAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRSSSS1oNE!1Eleven"
#33 - estix
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#34 to #33 - jimmyjab
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(02/28/2013) [-]
**jimmyjab rolls 461**
#35 to #33 - Ehwhat ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Prepare for thumbs.
#40 to #33 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
What.
#45 to #33 - theundeadninja
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(02/28/2013) [-]
#48 to #33 - mondominiman
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(02/28/2013) [-]
why is it all other rolls have 2 asterisks on the beginning and end but yours has 1 on the end?
#50 to #48 - estix
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#52 to #33 - gglai
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(02/28/2013) [-]
**gglai rolls 159**
#53 to #33 - dazzl
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Stop faking rolls...
#41 to #33 - yunablade
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Satan is that you?
Satan is that you?
#42 to #33 - nomexicanhere
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(02/28/2013) [-]
#80 to #42 - doyouevenupload
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(02/28/2013) [-]
rella
#55 to #33 - gglai
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Color of text is the wrong shade of yellow you ******.
Fun is over. Thumb it down.
#56 to #55 - gglai
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(02/28/2013) [-]
And the faggot deletes it before we could down thumb. *sigh*
#60 to #56 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
> The faggot
Your arguments are really good wow.
#71 to #60 - zorororonoa
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(02/28/2013) [-]
it is perfectly justified to call one a faggot if they are indeed a faggot
#64 to #60 - bitchplzzz
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Someone's been called a faggot and was hurt once....
#58 to #56 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 137,221** HUE
#47 to #33 - mondominiman
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(02/28/2013) [-]
**mondominiman rolls 484**
#36 to #33 - eccleston
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Wat
Wat
#57 to #33 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account**
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#61 to #57 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account**
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#65 to #61 - yunablade
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#59 to #57 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
he ran for it and blocked his profile, quick we must track him
#51 to #33 - kaboomz ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
**kaboomz rolls 759**

also check the roll color

estix is a faggot hacker
#84 to #51 - doyouevenupload
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(02/28/2013) [-]
you are all hackers.

and maybe faggot's.
#83 to #51 - doyouevenupload
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
#79 to #51 - doyouevenupload
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#77 to #51 - heathz
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#54 to #51 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
NOT HACKER YOU FOOL! I AM A FAGGOT
#37 to #33 - LexiTheUber
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #33 - lellone
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(02/28/2013) [-]
there's something sospicious about this roll but i cant tell what it is
there's something sospicious about this roll but i cant tell what it is
#44 to #39 - johnnybtrollin
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(02/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
that small asterisk at the end of the roll

suspicious as ****
#63 to #44 - friedchickenman
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#73 to #63 - socalpunk ONLINE
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Comment Picture
#46 to #39 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
dat last asterisk being a different size then the rest maybe, or maybe the fact that if you look at his profile he has pulled the same thing off 6 times in the last 2 hours
#14 - ilennablond
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(02/28/2013) [-]
i just let my dog out...   
   
its a big ass dog, alot of people is afraid her
i just let my dog out...

its a big ass dog, alot of people is afraid her
#26 to #14 - meuk
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(02/28/2013) [-]
but then who was afraid her?
#38 to #26 - ilennablond
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(02/28/2013) [-]
EVERYONE
#16 to #14 - fourtwentt
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(02/28/2013) [-]
my friend greets trick or treaters with his pitbull

the only problem is she knows most of the neighbors so instead of growling at em she licks their feet
#17 to #16 - ilennablond
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(02/28/2013) [-]
but, when she greets people she likes to jump on them, and she weights about 65-70 kg or something..
#8 - puredeliciousness
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(02/28/2013) [-]
When kids come to my door on Halloween.
When kids come to my door on Halloween.
#27 - ButtonFly
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I love Halloween and everything about it.   
I'm the kid to go up and over the top when it came to Halloween. I always made my own costumes, carved Jack O' Lanterns and spent hours on my house dressing it up for the occasion. Even now at twenty years old I go out trick or treating and once I'm done and had my fun, I'll stay up until I'm completely out of candy to hand out to kids.   
I just get so damn excited for it.
I love Halloween and everything about it.
I'm the kid to go up and over the top when it came to Halloween. I always made my own costumes, carved Jack O' Lanterns and spent hours on my house dressing it up for the occasion. Even now at twenty years old I go out trick or treating and once I'm done and had my fun, I'll stay up until I'm completely out of candy to hand out to kids.
I just get so damn excited for it.
#28 to #27 - MurphyUK
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I normally turn all the lights off to make it look like no one is home, so they don't knock on my door, so i can have all teh candy.
#31 to #28 - ButtonFly
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(02/28/2013) [-]
If you run around the neighborhood you can get your own candy.   
If people think you're too old to be Trick or Treating you can always lie about your age or just greet everyone by saying "Happy Kwanzaa" instead. I stand by the Kwanzaa trick because that earned me a couple of fantastic cupcakes.
If you run around the neighborhood you can get your own candy.
If people think you're too old to be Trick or Treating you can always lie about your age or just greet everyone by saying "Happy Kwanzaa" instead. I stand by the Kwanzaa trick because that earned me a couple of fantastic cupcakes.
#18 - therealtotodile
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I saw soooo many douches dressed like slender man on Halloween. The sad thing is, most of them were fat, short, or just painted their face white. I got so mad I didn't even want to continue my night o debauchery.
I saw soooo many douches dressed like slender man on Halloween. The sad thing is, most of them were fat, short, or just painted their face white. I got so mad I didn't even want to continue my night o debauchery.
#7 - ragingflamingos
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#67 - kolpster
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