Feeling Like A Dick. awkward. Feeling like a dick Storytime: its me in tth grade Treacher assigner LIE) books to read the author is famous, whatever/ pg weeks l hue
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Feeling Like A Dick

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Feeling like a dick Storytime:
its me in tth grade
Treacher assigner LIE) books to read
the author is famous, whatever/ pg
weeks later author eames to visit class
dull looking middle aged guy
gees en and en fer ever an hour about his work
where he got the inspiration fer his characters etc,
immagine Brian hem Family Guy
finally ends, leave with friend
both think his books are terrible
Slitting in cafeteria pointing out plot holes in the stories
fun ofthe cheesy characters
Mlle impressions ofthe guy
Blaugh em asses off
Hist mete leave
around, .
dude is sitting right behind mel.
SC) much fun him
work up everage to face him
friend already left. I' m alene with the guy
the **** do i do??
up walk by him fast
Cratch eve contact, .
t know what to say
dude was crying.
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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#73 - therealtotodile ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
When I was 11 I thought I wanted to be an author. I actually tried to write a short book and I thought it turned out pretty well. When I showed it to my friends they laughed and called me a retarded dork. When I showed my sister, she said she'd seen better stories in a joke book. To this day I feel like I can never enjoy literature again. I have the draft framed on my wall to this day to remind me that I never want to be hurt like that again.
User avatar #104 to #73 - octaviano (02/28/2013) [-]
IF you make some broken Latin reaction pictures, at least use
Et feelat.
tu means "YOU" as in "YOU!!!!!!!!!"
#112 to #104 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
It's a play on "et tu Brutus?", the alleged last words of Julius Caesar. He said it as he was being assassinated at the Senate, because Brutus was his friend and he felt betrayed that Brutus too had come to kill him.
User avatar #194 to #73 - BerryLicious (03/01/2013) [-]
I want to read it.
User avatar #96 to #73 - sigmundisdabest (02/28/2013) [-]
i'll read that story! i bet it's actually pretty good :)
#196 to #73 - lilRican (03/01/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at oscar pistorius **   
   
Ill read it
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at oscar pistorius **

Ill read it
User avatar #97 to #73 - doctorpibber (02/28/2013) [-]
I'd read it dude, even if it isn't great you were only 11 and it's the continuing passion for writing that'll help you get better, not nonconstructive insults from your peers.
#84 to #73 - xomcwigglesox (02/28/2013) [-]
Welcome to one of the many missions in life. For this one you must learn gain the knowledge and strength to overcome your obstacle and go after what you want. Be like water. Flow with the good and the bad. Something I've been learning. Not letting other's opinions, a flat tire, or bad test grades get to me. I'm sure I'd love your writing just from how you wrote your comment alone. You told a story about a short story and I enjoyed it, I'm sure we'd love the draft too.
#85 to #73 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
Write again. **** them. Write it.
#76 to #73 - cheesemongerbane (02/28/2013) [-]
I will read it too, I tried making a story around that age too and something along those lines happened to me as well. Never give up on something you love, just keep at it
I will read it too, I tried making a story around that age too and something along those lines happened to me as well. Never give up on something you love, just keep at it
User avatar #94 to #76 - crazylance ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
My, I'm trying to write a book based on The Elder Scrolls.

**** .
User avatar #193 to #94 - BerryLicious (03/01/2013) [-]
Me too, sort of. I just dick around on Skyrim, record what happens and try to make a story out of it. I kinda like it so far.
User avatar #195 to #193 - crazylance ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, I invented my own race/terms/magics and sort of decided to throw a guy who is from that particular race and see how he fares with the world.
User avatar #75 to #73 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
IF you happen to have it on the 'puter, I'd love to read it.
User avatar #80 to #75 - connordude (02/28/2013) [-]
same here
User avatar #99 to #80 - epicapocalypse (02/28/2013) [-]
oh my god we have the same avatar
User avatar #197 to #99 - connordude (03/02/2013) [-]
I find it Fabulus
#83 to #73 - maofever (02/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to read it.
I'd like to read it.
User avatar #2 - acar (02/27/2013) [-]
Sure I like being a dick sometimes, but never to make someone cry.
#128 to #2 - sirclinton (02/28/2013) [-]
then you don't know the fun of sticking your cock inside a girls ass, followed by crying, gets me so satisfied
then you don't know the fun of sticking your cock inside a girls ass, followed by crying, gets me so satisfied
#156 to #128 - bossauce (02/28/2013) [-]
Are you a rapist?
Are you a rapist?
#164 to #156 - sirclinton (02/28/2013) [-]
part rapist, part locksmith
#114 - iluvmoney ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
that kinda broke my heart
#133 to #114 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
Anybody thought about the REAL WIFE WHO HE HURT??? NOPE / SEL FISH/ WITH SCHEMES N EVIL $$$$ THEY TELL ABOUT POIZEN IN MY FOOD? PAINS BELLY/ SICK WEIGHT LOSS/ SPECIAL DR/ FOLDERS DRS CUM @ ME DNA LAMB BEE WHO I LOVED DEARLY/ PAPA. UR KIDS/ ROTT FOSTER CARE// I NEVER FORGET DNAS TOFTURE~ DO KT FOR ME/ U LOVE ME SHED U
User avatar #163 to #133 - mrnoodlez (02/28/2013) [-]
wat
#91 - rprol (02/28/2013) [-]
This made me feel guilty and I wasn't even there.
This made me feel guilty and I wasn't even there.
#103 to #91 - whenallelsefails (02/28/2013) [-]
Rumpelstiltskin FTW
Rumpelstiltskin FTW
#89 - hardongo (02/28/2013) [-]
pure evil
pure evil
#77 - europe (02/28/2013) [-]
#74 - soggytomatoe (02/28/2013) [-]
Unrelated but funny
#108 - bloopzoop (02/28/2013) [-]
Everyone else in the cafeteria.
Everyone else in the cafeteria.
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#123 to #98 - Rascal (02/28/2013) [-]
Deitems wonderland. ******* bad ass manga... I wish it would update more frequently seeing as the author got pregnant or something, she should have had quite a lot of creative time.
User avatar #101 to #98 - aulubear (02/28/2013) [-]
************* ..Gaaaahhh. That image.
#44 - puredeliciousness (02/28/2013) [-]
He was just taking advice from the guys book....
#10 - SilentSlayer (02/28/2013) [-]
pierced my heart...
pierced my heart...
#50 to #10 - rdangerdash (02/28/2013) [-]
You just posted a .gif of someone not moving at all. I hope you are 			*******		 happy you sick 			****		.
You just posted a .gif of someone not moving at all. I hope you are ******* happy you sick **** .
User avatar #191 to #50 - SilentSlayer (03/01/2013) [-]
lol
#100 - vuican (02/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 - Her (02/28/2013) [-]
Aw man...
Aw man...
#118 - frienderman (02/28/2013) [-]
That's... That's just...
That's... That's just...
#16 - Wumbologist (02/28/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#5 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
b'aw...



#139 - mattdoggy (02/28/2013) [-]
Had the sort of same thing happen in my school
>Be part of a highschool group visiting a local University
>we are visiting to tour their campus, a museum, and view a nearby imax
>we get "Lucky" enough to sit in on a lecture by some boring old author who happened to stop by
>i am in a class with a bunch of nignogs and assorted dumbos who are raging that they had to miss their movie in the imax to hear about some old dude
>we get crowded into a small lecture room as a bunch of college students leave
>as soon as the guy begins to talk the various members of my class begin to hiss and boo
>the teacher who is spineless tries to control us but people get more and more enraged and even start to throw stuff
>i was a goody two shoes and tried to behave but ended up laughing with them
>the old man left and we got scolded by some people we don't know
>years later when reading some college work i recognized it some
>turns out the old man i had watched get booted off his podium was Ray Bradbury
>i ended up reading most of his works and enjoyed them
>felt really bad and asked my professor how one could get ahold of him
>turns out he had died the week before
>feel horrible now because i watched one of my literary idols get crucified by a bunch of dumb kids
>will never be able to take it back
#60 - ThumbItUp (02/28/2013) [-]
why the **** would a supposedly famous author care about a 14 year olds opinion?
#90 to #60 - butiloveu ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Because it was it's own Son.
User avatar #67 to #60 - jeej (02/28/2013) [-]
He might have been famous in that certain town or whatever, might not be all that big.
Also, he might not get a lot of credit for his work, and sitting there, listening to someone piss on something you might consider to be your life work, that ought a hurt.
#69 to #60 - ziplockedtie (02/28/2013) [-]
Just because someone is older and famous, Doesnt mean they dont have feelings.
User avatar #160 - thedutchs (02/28/2013) [-]
And then he wrote a short story about a guy who murdered 8th-graders violently.
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