sounds like a plan. dont look at tags. A must for anyone' s Bucket List: Fill a truck bed full of pillows and blankets and drive in the middle of nowhere to go  I trusted you
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#7 - mitchthehugeman
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I've heard of people getting murdered doing that
#13 to #7 - amuzen
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#30 to #7 - mattdoggy
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(02/28/2013) [-]
shhh...no...it's safe...
just park next to that old abandoned farm house...
just let it happen...no rapist/murderers could live way out here...
#11 to #7 - aesguitar ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
What haven't you heard of people getting murdered doing?
#14 to #11 - amuzen
Reply +51
(02/28/2013) [-]
Masturbating, no one wants to kill someone before they finish masturbating.
#49 to #14 - jakols
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(02/28/2013) [-]
This technique can also be applied to various other situations.

How to get over your fear of the dark : as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that ****. While doing it, stares at the corner of the room and whisper, tenderly : ''This is for you''.

#130 to #49 - kylecracksthesky
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#20 to #14 - imcoolashell
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(02/28/2013) [-]
im trying to find a flaw in your logic, but i gotta say, its a pretty spot on statement....
#31 to #20 - amuzen
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#129 to #88 - xturboxx
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Except that's not murder.
#133 to #129 - drunkeddrummer
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(02/28/2013) [-]
what if you have some kind of personality disorder and your other self wants to murder you?!
#134 to #133 - xturboxx
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Well then you have the strangest suicide known to man
#21 - SirSheepy
Reply +114
(02/28/2013) [-]
but creeeepy stuff happens in the middle of no where.
#140 to #21 - neokun ONLINE
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I had the honour of breaking the triple digit mark. Today was a good day.
#6 - pompladouche
Reply +60
(02/27/2013) [-]
Free rape!!
-Courtesy the townsfolk of Middle of Nowhere
#42 - snaresinger
Reply +36
(02/28/2013) [-]
"Stargazing," right
"Stargazing," right
#61 to #42 - pedodelphia
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(02/28/2013) [-]
more like a pickup-truck.....ok that one sucked
#113 to #61 - snaresinger
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
Nah, I found it funny.
#10 - aconfuseddonut
Reply +29
(02/28/2013) [-]
Or you could ****...
#95 - symustafa
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I keep imagining a Friday the 13th scenario happening.

Couple ******* as truck bounces up and down.
"Oh yeah, yeah, Dave....."

Then out of the shadows sneaks Jason with a machete.
He proceeds to pour fuel around the truck while the couple is too busy having a good time.

Throws a lighter.

"Hey, why is it so orange? Hey, it's quite hot all of a sudden."
"Quiet, honey, I'm about to cum."
"Get off me!"
"i'm coming, oh yeah, yeah, that feels......."

BOOM

Truck explodes into fireball.
#99 to #95 - hardongo
Reply +19
(02/28/2013) [-]
directed by Michael bay
directed by Michael bay
#74 - kerryman
Reply +17
(02/28/2013) [-]
Roses are red
volets are blue
i have a knife
get in the truck
#97 to #74 - kronusrok
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
Roses are red
My name is Dave
I have a gun
Get in the van
#137 to #74 - neokun ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
#8 - bluemando
Reply +15
(02/27/2013) [-]
and then it rains
#109 - aftercafe
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(02/28/2013) [-]
**aftercafe rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at Get some Dark Magician **
and get raped
#119 to #109 - independantnight
Reply +3
(02/28/2013) [-]
Nice Roll.
#121 to #119 - anon
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
tom pettys the man
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE
Reply +13
(02/28/2013) [-]
good plan
good plan
#27 to #17 - rtbellboy
Reply -2
(02/28/2013) [-]
source?
#45 to #17 - wolfbananabear
Reply +1
(02/28/2013) [-]
Would go camping for that sole reason.
Would go camping for that sole reason.
#92 to #17 - oborawatabinost
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(02/28/2013) [-]
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