bananas. .. That's one of those spiders that hide in bananas and are very poisonous. Can give you an everlasting boner or some . Something to do with venom screwing with th
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#10 - yomommabinshoppin (02/28/2013) [-]
That's one of those spiders that hide in bananas and are very poisonous. Can give you an everlasting boner or some **** . Something to do with venom screwing with the blood pressure, eventually killing you. Called the Brazilian Wandering Spider I think.

Sources: That one episode on a thousand ways to die.
#20 - HordeyWordey (02/28/2013) [-]
And on the fifth day, the Lord said, "			****		 THAT"
And on the fifth day, the Lord said, " **** THAT"
#40 - Mazza (02/28/2013) [-]
This is a huntsman, everyone. They're common as muck, and absolutely everywhere in Australia. Once, when I was splitting a log for firewood, at least 8 came crawling out and up the axe. In fact, just earlier today, I turned on the AC in my car and one of those buggers crawled out, onto the dashboard. They wont bite unless provoked, so they're pretty easy to deal with.
User avatar #69 to #40 - phantomi (03/05/2013) [-]
That's a Brazilian wandering spider...
User avatar #50 to #40 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (02/28/2013) [-]
That's ******* scary
User avatar #64 to #50 - toughactintinactin (02/28/2013) [-]
Such is life in Australia
#52 to #40 - orangebudd (02/28/2013) [-]
You tough, drugged sunofabitch
You tough, drugged sunofabitch
#47 - milthyfoustache (02/28/2013) [-]
Great Britain. Where the most dangerous animal is probably the badgers.
Great Britain. Where the most dangerous animal is probably the badgers.
#15 - mcfattyfatty (02/28/2013) [-]
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#9 - sexysexysexysex (02/28/2013) [-]
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#53 - padorak (02/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - riiiot (02/28/2013) [-]
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#54 - swifterly (02/28/2013) [-]
Now I can't take a **** without the fear of sitting down and one crawls up and bites me on the ass, balls, or rectum.
User avatar #45 - temporalguardian (02/28/2013) [-]
It's a good thing i hate banana's
#41 - tomhefailin (02/28/2013) [-]
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#37 - etrian (02/28/2013) [-]
Hide the deadly black tarantula, daylight come an me wan' go home.
Hide the deadly black tarantula, daylight come an me wan' go home.
User avatar #38 to #37 - supercweepy (02/28/2013) [-]
It looks like a huntsman to me. Either way, holy **** ! lol.
User avatar #46 to #38 - temporalguardian (02/28/2013) [-]
Beetlejuice.
User avatar #71 to #38 - phantomi (03/05/2013) [-]
Brazilian wandering spider (aka Banana spider) Worlds deadliest and most aggressive spider, its bite also has some very nasty side effects like priapism
#23 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
I just want to punch it
#22 - vaginismus (02/28/2013) [-]
oh god take it away from me
#21 - mastercolossus (02/28/2013) [-]
a free spider? where is this store??!!!
#16 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
I had a friend who worked in the unloading department at a grocery store, and apparently these nasty spiders can be found in the imported crates of fruits quite often. He said that they aren't allowed to tell the customers about it. They're aggressive and nasty little things.    
Needless to say, I don't eat bananas anymore.
I had a friend who worked in the unloading department at a grocery store, and apparently these nasty spiders can be found in the imported crates of fruits quite often. He said that they aren't allowed to tell the customers about it. They're aggressive and nasty little things.
Needless to say, I don't eat bananas anymore.
#24 to #16 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
and they're lethal. At least the banana ones...
#26 to #24 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
He told me they're super aggressive and will actually chase your ass down to bite you. They have to use these special gloves to handle the unopened carton in case they're in there. 			*******		 nasty, man. Can't even look at a fruit department without wondering where one of those little bastards has crawled..
He told me they're super aggressive and will actually chase your ass down to bite you. They have to use these special gloves to handle the unopened carton in case they're in there. ******* nasty, man. Can't even look at a fruit department without wondering where one of those little bastards has crawled..
#27 to #26 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
that's ******* horrifying. I'm not scared of spiders, I actually discovered one in my house which is located in a place where I can watch it like face to face through some glass and I let it live and have actually tried to catch some bugs to feed him/her. But a fruit spider who might be hiding in a box and will actually run after you to kill you. That's too much for me. The people who pick the bananas must have ****** days too. Imagine if those ******* threw themselves and landed on top of you... morbid thought #666
#28 to #27 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
I'd have a self-induced seizure if one of those bastards was chasing me. Most spiders don't bug me unless they take me by surprise somehow, but those things are huge AND aggressive. They will chase you and find you like some kind of ****** up and determined spidey-hitman.
#30 to #28 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
imagine if it were chasing you and you kicked it and it landed on your co-worker's face
User avatar #31 to #30 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
I hate to say it, but I KNOW I'd laugh. I'd laugh as I was running the **** away. Or hitting him in the face with a shovel. One of the two.
I guess they have special "procedures" they follow when a "malicious insect is encountered". Ha, like anyone would follow that **** . It'd be using more napalm than ******* Nam if that were me.
#32 to #31 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
I'd invent the flamethrower on the spot if it happened to me.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
Aquanet and a lighter. Kill EVERYTHING within range. Take no chances. Not with that bastard on the run.
I wonder what would happen if he escaped the backroom and attacked a customer..
I have a sudden urge to NEVER visit a supermarket again..
#35 to #33 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
I've just had an idea for a horror movie, combining spiders and zombies. Imagine if a spider of that sort escaped and stung someone, but because of some ******** reason the person it bit, after some time, began throwing up spider until he died and then those spiders start attacking others.
#36 to #35 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Giant. Undead. Banana Spider ZOMBIES.
They wouldn't die because they're already DEAD.

Good lord, it's horrifying.
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