bananas. .. That's one of those spiders that hide in bananas and are very poisonous. Can give you an everlasting boner or some shit. Something to do with venom screwing wit
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#10 - yomommabinshoppin (02/28/2013) [-]
That's one of those spiders that hide in bananas and are very poisonous. Can give you an everlasting boner or some shit. Something to do with venom screwing with the blood pressure, eventually killing you. Called the Brazilian Wandering Spider I think.

Sources: That one episode on a thousand ways to die.
#20 - HordeyWordey (02/28/2013) [-]
And on the fifth day, the Lord said, "FUCK THAT"
And on the fifth day, the Lord said, "FUCK THAT"
#40 - Mazza (02/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is a huntsman, everyone. They're common as muck, and absolutely everywhere in Australia. Once, when I was splitting a log for firewood, at least 8 came crawling out and up the axe. In fact, just earlier today, I turned on the AC in my car and one of those buggers crawled out, onto the dashboard. They wont bite unless provoked, so they're pretty easy to deal with.
#47 - milthyfoustache (02/28/2013) [-]
Great Britain. Where the most dangerous animal is probably the badgers.
Great Britain. Where the most dangerous animal is probably the badgers.
#15 - mcfattyfatty (02/28/2013) [-]
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#9 - sexysexysexysex (02/28/2013) [-]
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#53 - padorak (02/28/2013) [-]
nononononononononononononononononononono
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#42 - riiiot (02/28/2013) [-]
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#16 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I had a friend who worked in the unloading department at a grocery store, and apparently these nasty spiders can be found in the imported crates of fruits quite often. He said that they aren't allowed to tell the customers about it. They're aggressive and nasty little things.    
Needless to say, I don't eat bananas anymore.
I had a friend who worked in the unloading department at a grocery store, and apparently these nasty spiders can be found in the imported crates of fruits quite often. He said that they aren't allowed to tell the customers about it. They're aggressive and nasty little things.
Needless to say, I don't eat bananas anymore.
#28 to #27 - thecharliesheen (02/28/2013) [-]
I'd have a self-induced seizure if one of those bastards was chasing me. Most spiders don't bug me unless they take me by surprise somehow, but those things are huge AND aggressive. They will chase you and find you like some kind of fucked up and determined spidey-hitman.
User avatar #59 - rummler (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you get bit by a banana spider, the venom acts as some sort of "Viagra"... untill you die with a hard on...
newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/09/10/venom-from-the-banana-spider-could-be-the-new-viagra/
(warning... first thing you see is a big ass spider... kind of morbid.)
User avatar #60 to #59 - benjaminbutton (02/28/2013) [-]
And if it isn't treated in four hours, you die. :D
#41 - tomhefailin (02/28/2013) [-]
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#37 - etrian (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hide the deadly black tarantula, daylight come an me wan' go home.
Hide the deadly black tarantula, daylight come an me wan' go home.
#23 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/28/2013) [-]
I just want to punch it
#22 - vaginismus (02/28/2013) [-]
oh god take it away from me
#21 - mastercolossus (02/28/2013) [-]
a free spider? where is this store??!!!
User avatar #17 - Esplosions (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bananas are gross anyways.
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