I must repent. Never seen before.. Kyle 2 if we should give homosexuals equal rights... should we give em to as well? After all, freedom of choice... right? Bot
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Never seen before.

Kyle 2
if we should give homosexuals equal rights... should we give em to
********** as well? After all, freedom of choice... right?
Both are sexual immorality. God speaks against homosexuality. Stop
picking up man' s laws and man' s ideas. The reason we' re in this state is
because we' gone away from God' s commandments.
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Write a comme ....
Then THIS .
is masturbating in a parking lot on
somebody else' s truck in front of all your friends but yet its
something you did... Dont you think your being a bit
hypocritical?
E hours ago . Unlike will I person
Kyle - -5 really Courtney? You gotta bring that up? That
was a while ago, and yes it was obviously wrong. I don' t get
drunk anymore though. Repentance is definitely needed.
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#226 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
*you're
#200 - thegolem (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #199 - nefarian (02/28/2013) [-]
Pedophilia hurts other people, homosexuality doesn't.
I didn't even smile at this content, OP. **** ain't funny.
I really hate when butthurt people debate in comments, instead of making funny editing or jokes of content.
#203 to #199 - stewartt (02/28/2013) [-]
Please tell everyone more about why we should care about what you think :)
User avatar #204 to #203 - nefarian (02/28/2013) [-]
Because you seem to care about anything
User avatar #206 to #205 - nefarian (02/28/2013) [-]
Damn right
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#193 - keemaun **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#184 - justxjames ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
MFW religious debate in the comments
MFW religious debate in the comments
#195 to #184 - cheesemongerbane (02/28/2013) [-]
No! You will stay here and ride this 						*********					 out with the rest of us!
No! You will stay here and ride this ********* out with the rest of us!
User avatar #185 to #184 - stewartt (02/28/2013) [-]
Agreed...The point of the content wasn't really the religious debate, it was just how stupid he was and the master debate shun.
User avatar #179 - responsibletim (02/28/2013) [-]
I am a christian but I don't believe **** from the bible (talking snakes, a massive flood that was never reported), I don't think homosexuality is wrong because it isn't a choice they made. You don't wake up one morning and suddenly go "I LOVE DICK."
BEHOLD, a tolerant christian.
User avatar #198 to #179 - rheago (02/28/2013) [-]
You're just the average Christian.
Only the retards like the one in the content are talked about, so everyone thinks they're the majority.

But still, keep up the good work!
#182 to #179 - ignusblanchh (02/28/2013) [-]
No...they dont...it happens over time, sloooooowwwwly liking dick.

Then they wake up one morning and just say " yup , I like dick, Im gay....what are my parents going to think...oh god, what is my cousin going to think? we played show me yours and I'll show you mine...maybe hes gay to, I wonder if the new ep of mlp is on"
User avatar #183 to #182 - responsibletim (02/28/2013) [-]
The 10 year olds who say they're 'pansexual' do not count.
#175 - evilwheatleycore (02/28/2013) [-]

Homosexuality is usually based on a mutual sexual relationship

Pedophilia is only "beneficial" to one party as I can hardly see a child of proper "pedo" age being able to understand and agree with the terms of the "relationship"
User avatar #180 to #175 - sarphog (02/28/2013) [-]
13 year old girl, 30 year old man.

Your move
User avatar #190 to #180 - leanonwut (02/28/2013) [-]
Wait for the legal age
User avatar #167 - redjohn (02/28/2013) [-]
Aren't there more important things to be worrying about?
User avatar #164 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
2 or 3 little things about this:

- If homosexuality does indeed depend on one's genes, then being homosexual is no different than being a dwarf or albino. It's genetic diversity & either of the 2 other "disorders" (call them what you may) have no restrictions on civil rights
- Difference between homosexuals and ********** : a little, teeny-weeny tiny thing called CONSENT! A ********* doesn't have sexual intercourse with the full consent of his "partner", same way that ********* is and should be banned
- As long as a citizen pays his taxes & debts towards the state like any other citizen next to him, I don't see why he or she shouldn't benefit of the same amount of rights
- How can homosexuals be "abominations before God", if we are all God's children and God allows homosexuals to exist in the first place?

Your move, Christians
P.S.: What's that thing that Jesus said about homosexuals in the first place?... oh, yeah, right!
#181 to #164 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm a christian, i think being a homosexual is wrong and does go against nature. Does it mean i hate them? No. Do i treat them differently? No. It's their choice and i respect that and will love them no less for it.

Just saying because food for thought; Take away my religious beliefs and i'd still consider homosexuality 'wrong' because my conscience tells me so. However just because you believe something is wrong is doesnt neccessarily make it so.

TL;DR: Christian, think being gay is wrong, dont love them any less for it.
User avatar #197 to #181 - babyanalraper ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
It's not against nature, but it's less natural
User avatar #196 to #181 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/28/2013) [-]
By saying it's against nature, you are objectively wrong. It occurs in nature. Also, the whole "your conscience tells you that homosexuality is wrong" thing is utter ******** . It's 100% because of your beliefs. There is no rational reason to come to that conclusion.
User avatar #191 to #181 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Homosexuality is against the basic concept of reproduction, true, but how do you explain that it is a phenomenon also encountered in nature?
User avatar #177 to #164 - evilwheatleycore (02/28/2013) [-]
Some people see God and Jesus as being one in the same, so everything said by God was said by Jesus and everything said by Jesus was said by God... I can kinda see where they're coming from but still, why bitch about it?
User avatar #178 to #177 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
No, that's just nitpicking between Old and New Testament. It's pretty funny how many, many Christians CHOOSE what part of Christianity to follow, yet considering themselves full-blown believers...
#173 to #164 - practicalproblems (02/28/2013) [-]
*your move, bigots

Not every Christian is an ignorant buffoon who uses their blatant hatred to bring down a group of people.
User avatar #176 to #173 - evilwheatleycore (02/28/2013) [-]
Thank you
#171 to #164 - myrrdhin (02/28/2013) [-]
Damn right!
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#157 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
First they make gangster rap and live their violent phantasies until nobody care no more. But they need people who care. So then they travel to the Stan and get their terror camp education. Google Deso Dogg [url deleted]
Did you kill a djihadist today? No, today was a bad day...
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#154 - doyoulikeapizza (02/28/2013) [-]
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#153 - grandmabetty (02/28/2013) [-]
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#151 - clockworkhearts (02/28/2013) [-]
Just stop talking Kyle.
Just stop talking Kyle.
User avatar #150 - KillerKlownKKK (02/28/2013) [-]
The bible deals with Homosexuality 2 times. (saying it's wrong) The bible also states the shell fish is wrong 8 different times. (Well not wrong but you're not supposed to eat shell fish) But no one abides by that.
#166 to #150 - valkeyere (02/28/2013) [-]
Well I've not had shellfish... not due to any moral code mind you, just havent had shellfish.
User avatar #148 - nicoquitemad (02/28/2013) [-]
But it doesn't even really Say in the bible that being gay is wrong. Come on.
User avatar #156 to #148 - icefried (02/28/2013) [-]
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
-Leviticus 20:13
#187 to #156 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
isn't leviticus part of the old testament, which many religious folk declare barbaric and not relevant to the modern day? how come everything is is irrelevant, but that one statement remains relevant?
#192 to #187 - icefried (02/28/2013) [-]
“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV)
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"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB)
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"Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God."
(2 Peter 20-21 NAB)
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"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)


#149 to #148 - tyraxio (02/28/2013) [-]
I believe homosexuality is right and I also believe fundamentalistic religious people are nutcases, but it does. Something along the lines of "man musn't lie with man".
User avatar #218 to #149 - nicoquitemad (03/01/2013) [-]
Still, you can interpret "lie" any way you want. "Don't sleep with other men you lazy ****** ." As freely as the bible is interpreted today, and viewing it's function 5000 years ago, "lie" oughta be interpreted differently, cancelled out by some new part or something else.
#219 to #218 - tyraxio (03/01/2013) [-]
I hope you're not serious now. Since the Bible was not written in English, but Hebrew (and Arabic if you count the Qu'ran) it is made pretty clear that what it means is "men". BASICALLY, however, it doesn't mean it is wrong for two men to love eachother, just that they're not allowed to have sex, and are not entitled to marriage, because marriage is a way to control who has sex with whom, and the Old Testament condemns all non-consensual-sex-for-the-purpose-of-reproduction. That is why masturbation and oral sex is forbidden as well.
User avatar #223 to #219 - nicoquitemad (03/04/2013) [-]
Wait, isn't it interpreting to assume that not have sex means no marriage as well?
#224 to #223 - tyraxio (03/04/2013) [-]
It says pretty specifically that sex is only for reproduction and only for married people. I'm not religious, I just think a lot of atheists seem to grab on some weird areas of Christianity, when there are so many far more hillarious contradictions in the Bible.
#225 to #224 - nicoquitemad (03/04/2013) [-]
My favorite part of the bible is the one with the gigantic donkey dicks. C:
User avatar #147 - coolchalkyxxx (02/28/2013) [-]
I would like to apologize on behalf of this man, and state were not all douchebags.

Sincerely,
A Christian who has gay friends.
User avatar #145 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
He says stop doing man's laws and rules and obey God's commandments.

When it was man who created God's commandments since religion was created by man.

please don't kill me this is just an observation
User avatar #163 to #145 - drewsky (02/28/2013) [-]
Supposedly, God made the commandments and man made stipulations and loopholes.
#139 - myhugeballsack (02/28/2013) [-]
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