The uploader hopes this is funny. . There is this guy an the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only d
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The uploader hopes this is funny

There is this guy an the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus
ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been an the bus with Jeff
where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff
dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. couldnt understand
why people had to be so rude." The person who told him to shut up now looks
like he is going to cry out of frustration.
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#14 - mrnecro (02/27/2013) [-]


"This one thinks Jeff is pretty cool guy."
#227 to #14 - shinymario (02/28/2013) [-]
You. Why can I not thumb this up more.
You have all my love for that reference.
#38 to #14 - warlick (02/28/2013) [-]
WE ALSO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF THE ONE CALLED JEFF
#126 to #38 - fractalius (02/28/2013) [-]
OF JEFF COMMANDER
#17 to #14 - empithree ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
and doesn't afraid of anything
#1 - empithree ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
nice one Jeff
User avatar #68 to #1 - oishiine (02/28/2013) [-]
Isn't it Phil?
#114 to #68 - anonyrnoose (02/28/2013) [-]
It is.
User avatar #168 to #68 - kusherboy (02/28/2013) [-]
nice one phil
#201 to #68 - broorb (02/28/2013) [-]
it says jeff in the content.
User avatar #235 to #201 - oishiine (02/28/2013) [-]
Thank you for pointing that out. It's not like I can read or anything.
#236 to #235 - broorb (02/28/2013) [-]
well then why the **** would you say 'isn't it phil'? he was taking the phil idea and putting jeff's name in its place. act like and idiot and I'll assume you are one
User avatar #237 to #236 - oishiine (02/28/2013) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess
#15 to #1 - joeledo (02/27/2013) [-]
inb4 top comment
inb4 top comment
#65 - twotwelve (02/28/2013) [-]
What if this story was written by Jeff himself, still speaking in the 3rd person?
What if this story was written by Jeff himself, still speaking in the 3rd person?
#230 to #65 - callmemuffin (02/28/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #69 to #65 - tariv (02/28/2013) [-]
The word "I" is used.
#109 to #5 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
groovy zilean
#163 - adrianking (02/28/2013) [-]
OP, are... Are you Jeff?
#31 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Jeff is sovereign

He is beyond comprehension
User avatar #42 to #31 - dpcrosby (02/28/2013) [-]
Jeff is assuming direct control
#25 - yetiyitties (02/28/2013) [-]
dis 			*****
dis *****
#32 to #28 - veryspecialagent (02/28/2013) [-]
**** ... i knew it was gonna be a pony

please don't rape me brony haters
#39 to #28 - asftrooper ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
It's a pony...eating a pony. I have no reaction to this.
#26 - Zaxplab (02/28/2013) [-]
Ma'iq sees Jeff as a very respectable man, if not irritating at times.
#2 - lolfire (02/27/2013) [-]
Talking in the third person
every day a different version
Jeff notices the Persian
"hey shut up will you" he said
Now Jeff can't talk in the third person
He can only talk in his head.
Cause Jeff ? Jeff's dead.

User avatar #64 to #2 - thebearthatcares (02/28/2013) [-]
If I read it backwards is it the same? No, no wait its not, damn
User avatar #53 to #52 - lamarisagoodname (02/28/2013) [-]
ahh, **** I'm too late. Damn you, japfapper
User avatar #45 to #2 - japfapper (02/28/2013) [-]
talking in third person while eatin mom's spaghetti
there's spaghetti on his spaghetti already
mom's spaghetti
#3 to #2 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
i am quite impressed
i am quite impressed
User avatar #195 - coolioplasm ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
This would make sex very awkward.
User avatar #196 to #195 - goldenkeyblade (02/28/2013) [-]
Jeff gives another thrust and sighs.
he has finished prematurely again.
User avatar #205 to #196 - DoktorHax (02/28/2013) [-]
jeff turns the key in the lock. jeff needs to remember to feed his "pet".
#111 - stopdropandtroll (02/28/2013) [-]
**stopdropandtroll rolled a random comment #3361064 posted by xxangelisxx at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Oh boy, the internet never ceases to amaze me.
My life narrated in a nutshell.
#128 to #111 - thighhighkneesocks (02/28/2013) [-]
sounds about right.
sounds about right.
#95 - ccgundum (02/28/2013) [-]
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary Life.
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User avatar #106 to #95 - cannibislover (02/28/2013) [-]
...I awoke several hours later in a daze.
#194 - bootylicker (02/28/2013) [-]
Jeff is love Jeff is life.
#173 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (02/28/2013) [-]
Imagine this guy having sex.
User avatar #44 - theawkwardbros (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm actually glad I'm not the only person who narrates things in third person..
#19 - ihaveakeyboard (02/27/2013) [-]
One of ihaveakeyboard's friends is retarded and says third party instead of third person, so now everyone that ihaveakeyboard knows refers to it as third party

pic slightly related
#159 - vinlandknight (02/28/2013) [-]
You now speak to Ormus.
He was once a great mage, but now lives like a rat in a sinking vessel. You have questions for Ormus, and doubt in yourself. Ormus sees a strange dichotomy in you...as he does in all would-be heroes.
Speak to him and he may grant you wisdom in turn. Or, turn from him and seek wisdom in thyself."
User avatar #164 to #159 - moldypubes (02/28/2013) [-]
what should I eat
#188 to #164 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Bacon.
User avatar #166 to #159 - dramakid (02/28/2013) [-]
Should I **** that girl I know?
User avatar #179 to #159 - jaknik (02/28/2013) [-]
How do i defeat Mephisto?
#6 - indigobob (02/27/2013) [-]
Fuuko thinks Jeff is a wonderful person
#34 to #6 - plaruti (02/28/2013) [-]
name of show?
User avatar #35 to #34 - picklesds (02/28/2013) [-]
Clannad
User avatar #83 to #35 - zombifier (02/28/2013) [-]
you should watch it, it's a light-hearted comedy
User avatar #87 to #84 - zombifier (02/28/2013) [-]
and now i realize i replied to the guy that knows the show... ****
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User avatar #238 to #204 - picklesds (02/28/2013) [-]
by the eleventh episode i was sad, i don't know about after that as i am not that far into the series
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User avatar #82 to #6 - fattycattyman (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh screw you, this was one of the saddest parts of Clannad. Feels everywhere.
#11 to #6 - KingMH (02/27/2013) [-]
Did somebody say Fuko thread?
Did somebody say Fuko thread?
#13 to #11 - MrMouz (02/27/2013) [-]
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