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religion, bitches.

Religion is like having a classroom
where the students have show up every day
but there' s teacher.
There are a bunch m peeks around and M ens
is even sure which one is the text book.
Some students insist on one book;
others argue just as hard for another.
Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears L . _
and says he' s been watching everybody rra' dlm
the whole time.
He praises the mes who chose the right text emit
and sends them off to have elegies and milk.
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And then he sets everyine else en fire.
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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User avatar #6 - angreif (02/27/2013) [+] (18 replies)
no, that's just university
User avatar #14 - mynameisnotmike (02/27/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Meanwhile...

The atheists are sleeping in class

The anarchists are smoking pot in the bathroom

and the agnostic is sitting in the back of the room fapping through his sweatpants
#4 - magnusos (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how i imagine the classroom would have looked like while the teacher was gone
how i imagine the classroom would have looked like while the teacher was gone
#206 - gibroner (02/28/2013) [-]
If Talos doesn't exist then why do amulets of Talos make shouts regenerate faster?
Atheists: 0
Christians: 0
Thalmor: 0
Talos: 1
#279 - iamtheblackgoat (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
< When will you atheists learn
#177 - simplescience (02/28/2013) [+] (58 replies)
If I may, I'd like to take a moment to speak in defense of the atheists on this site.

Do you realize how difficult it is for an atheist or agnostic to express their views in the real world? Not very easily. You'll get funny looks, people questioning your morality or asking dumb questions like knowing the difference between good and evil. Unless you live in a predominantly atheist society, prepare to be either be an outcast or prepare for people trying to save you. America alone is an 80% Christian nation.

Furthermore, most atheists can't admit it to their family out of possible shame unless the parents are atheists themselves. Plus, you'll be lucky if you get any job without ridicule or people trying to convert you. If you're atheist and aiming for a public office, you might as well just stop right now. Out of all the members in Congress, there is is only one person who lists their religious belief as none.

Members of public office in other states in America who have been discovered to be atheist have had impeachment attempts made against them.

To sum it up, religious people have the pretty much the entire globe to be proud of what they believe in. Can you not let the atheists have a place where they can be proud too?

TL;DR Lighten up, religious believers.
#49 - connorsg (02/27/2013) [-]
blah blah blah religion post.
#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Relegion post, time to post something related and laugh at the people 						************					.
Relegion post, time to post something related and laugh at the people ************ .
#209 - thytruth ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That's just about sums it up.
What an individual can do at this point is read all the books when he's in class and try to find the answers he's looking for.
#3 - radiohazard ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
#173 - bossauce (02/28/2013) [-]
MFW funnyjunk can't go a day without a 						*********
MFW funnyjunk can't go a day without a *********
User avatar #237 - ivoryhammer (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love how everyone gets all upset when people make fun of religion, something you willingly follow, but everybody just thinks it's hilarious when someone makes fun of race, something that a person cannot control.
User avatar #46 - adambubba (02/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what the **** is with all this atheist **** on funnyjunk? you're no better than ******* religious fanatics. let people make their own ******* choices. ******* atheist fags.
User avatar #20 - arrisarrad (02/27/2013) [+] (20 replies)
And atheists are the lazy kids in the back of the class who think their really cool and just don't give a **** , right?
User avatar #21 to #20 - scio (02/27/2013) [-]
Atheists are the one that says "This is stupid. We dont even know which book is real. Let's just educate ourself on google and learn something."
#482 - atheistzilla (02/28/2013) [-]
don't care, i'm an infidel dinosaur
User avatar #319 - ezbakeoven (02/28/2013) [-]
Even I as an atheist, find this quite stupid and ignorant.
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Typical religion bashing. Just as annoying as Christians shoving their beliefs down your throat. Thumbed down.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Meanwhile the atheists don't bother showing up. Why? Because we're ******* awesome. Deal with it!
User avatar #7 to #5 - nicoquitemad (02/27/2013) [-]
Dude, we'd be sitting in class on funnyjunk waiting for the teacher to show up.
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