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Whale Jokes

zac Whit:
silenthill:
zac Whit:
silenthill:
i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5
minutes after
a whale could watyou and still be hungry 5 minutes after
you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
You could eatables and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
whale then
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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#4 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Interesting fact, orcas are actually more closely related to dolphins than whales.
#36 to #4 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
you mean that orcas are more relalated to dolphins THAN whales are
or that orcas are more related to dolphins THAN to whales
DEAR GOD THE AMBIGUITY
User avatar #10 to #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (02/28/2013) [-]
I thought dolphins were whales. I'm confus
#13 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
No, two different species, but killer whales are actually dolphins. They got their name from sailors seeing pods of them hunt down wales.
#40 to #13 - psychrophile (02/28/2013) [-]
Actually, he was right. Dolphins are whales. "Dolphins" and "whales" aren't species, as they are grouped at a much higher, much more inclusive taxonomic level. Dolphins and porpoises belong to the family Delphinidae within the suborder Odontoceti. The term "whale" applies to members of the order Cetacea and includes members of both the Mysticeti and Odontoceti suborders.

TL;DR: Paraphyly is ******** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - trippypunchline (02/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's kind of funny that "killer whales" are of the dolphin family.
#3 - jakim (02/27/2013) [-]
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#14 - jedisquirrel (02/28/2013) [-]
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#11 to #8 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
killer whales are actually dolphins

and not dolan

dont even go there
#12 to #11 - blargspasm (02/28/2013) [-]
but.... but arn't dolphins whales? Am I horribly wrong?
#31 to #12 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
no
#41 to #31 - psychrophile (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes, they are whales belonging to the family Delphinidae.
#29 - Auku (02/28/2013) [-]
oh whale
#24 - Ulmer (02/28/2013) [-]
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#27 - tarell (02/28/2013) [-]
could he eat a well and be a hungarian after?
#22 - noobforacause (02/28/2013) [-]
**noobforacause rolled a random comment #4 posted by anonymous at Do I Smell Popcorn? ** :
LOL! Oh man, I laughed so freaking hard at that! XD
#2 - remmyd (02/27/2013) [-]
Whale...now I'm Hungary.
#45 - cameforalaugh (02/28/2013) [-]
You have just made my day...thank you
#35 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
hey guys just CHILLIN' on my ice
User avatar #23 - pokemonstheshiz (02/28/2013) [-]
I want that pic
User avatar #21 - gongthehawkeye (02/28/2013) [-]
Whale whale whale....I sea what the problem is.
#20 - dwarfman (02/28/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up whale! Some of us have work in the morning.
#32 to #20 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
don't be a beach
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User avatar #16 to #15 - dalokan (02/28/2013) [-]
Nothing good will happen until items decides to stop ******* **** up.
#6 - idontlikepeople (02/27/2013) [-]
Whale..

That escalated quickly..
User avatar #7 to #6 - stumphyjr (02/28/2013) [-]
IT'S BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

....not well...
User avatar #1 - quackyquack (02/27/2013) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 006,940,326** I don't think I have seen a funny tumblr post. Bye.
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