Bleached. . H! 11 minutes ago my child drank bleach what would i do? Like q Ccomment . Share and make you Henri 10 minutes we . Unite . 10 keep chatting on hawk Bleached H! 11 minutes ago my child drank bleach what would i do? Like q Ccomment Share and make you Henri 10 we Unite keep chatting on hawk
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - felixjarl
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#88 to #13 - anon id: f4cb9b20
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Come on faggot you got 100 what's the rest of the story
#122 to #13 - anon id: 987ceef5
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OP hasn't delivered
User avatar #57 to #13 - partnerintroll
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GUISE HE'S AT 62.

38 MORE AND HE TELLS US WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
#130 to #13 - machinegecko
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well..... what happened next?
well..... what happened next?
User avatar #113 to #13 - youngduece
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Finish the story!
#159 to #13 - felixjarl
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machinegecko youngduece partnerintroll funnyjunktitan
User avatar #167 to #159 - partnerintroll
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you're a dick
#168 to #167 - felixjarl
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Don't hate me because i am pretty.
Don't hate me because i am pretty.
User avatar #169 to #168 - partnerintroll
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You're a dick



BECAUSE I CANT THUMB YOU ANYMORE
User avatar #20 to #13 - funnyjunktitan
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Yeah? Well i already know this story and i'll tell it for only 40. What do you think of that?
#22 to #20 - felixjarl
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That i don't deal kindly with those who trespass on my territory.
User avatar #24 to #22 - funnyjunktitan
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What the **** did you just ******* say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #26 to #24 - felixjarl
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#39 to #26 - spidermanthreading
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What the desu did you just ******* desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the **** out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my ******* desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re ******* desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will **** desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* desu, kiddo.
User avatar #47 to #39 - ztron
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What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
User avatar #73 to #47 - zachloweth
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By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#153 to #73 - mahnamesjakers
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little consumer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales department, and I've been involved in numerous late night TV commercials, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in pitching and I’m the top stain specialist in the entire US shopping network. You are nothing to me but just another sale. I will wipe stains the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth thanks to awesome cleaning power of Oxi Clean, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over our phones which are manned 24 hours a day? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my shopping network of spies across the USA and your phone number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fantastic deals we have in store for you, maggot. You’re ******* saving money right now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can triple this offer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stain removal, but I have access to the entire shopping network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stains off the top of the kitchen counter. But wait there’s more. If only you could have known what great sales your little phone call was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the new low low price of $19.95.
#25 to #24 - anon id: 6f4a6a1b
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**anonymous rolls 6,650** Quads and nobody starts a war.
#34 to #25 - RoyalNightmare
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#51 to #22 - threedogification
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User avatar #2 - pebar
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amanda todd post in 3... 2...
#121 to #2 - xhumanslayerx
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#58 to #2 - themurrey
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here's amandatoddd 's tits
User avatar #64 to #58 - miscarriage
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Banana'd
User avatar #126 to #64 - twi
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pls
User avatar #127 to #126 - miscarriage
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twi!
User avatar #128 to #127 - twi
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missy!
User avatar #129 to #128 - miscarriage
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How'd you find meee?
User avatar #131 to #129 - twi
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I watch you
User avatar #133 to #131 - miscarriage
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also gj on getting unbanned
User avatar #134 to #133 - twi
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yiss
User avatar #132 to #131 - miscarriage
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das creepy
User avatar #93 to #58 - themurrey
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by the way these are amandatoddd's with 3 d's, the FJ user.
#86 to #58 - anon id: 1b77748d
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Those are way too big to be her tits.
User avatar #59 to #58 - themurrey
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I don't know why I saved that...
User avatar #17 to #2 - kiratheunholy
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All the kids these days are Toddin' it.
#19 to #2 - schnizel
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Viola, perfect!
#40 to #19 - jettaelas
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Viola!
User avatar #94 to #40 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account**
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No one plays viola.
except me
#4 - thecharliesheen
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Nathan has best advice.
Nathan has best advice.
#61 to #4 - FJisGAY
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#7 to #4 - valhar
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Nooo! Drink the bleach!
#157 to #7 - thecharliesheen
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#23 - KillerRekoil
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#44 to #23 - anon id: def9875c
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I actually found the story about her ******* depressing... I mean, it wasn't even sad... it was miserable and pathetic. Not only for her but to every single one involved. 'High-School Popular' people always manage to make me feel depressed, well, most of them.
But anyways... they were kids. And I think that, in the internet, we sometimes forget that. The majority of us are adults and adults know their **** (at least they should), but kids are still figuring it out, making themselves look stupid along the way, but that's part of the process. Having good parents, good friends and **** like that helps a lot, but sometimes they don't have that.... I mean, poor Amanda she was nothing but a kid...

tl;dr yeah, skip this. Just a random rant...
User avatar #141 to #23 - fattycattyman
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"Amanda is kill"

Laughed too hard at that than I really should have...
#38 to #23 - desacabose
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#48 - zombiesnipertwo
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EVERYBODY!
EVERYBODY!
#67 to #48 - slendie
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Let's do this!
#36 - wolfdogone
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I don't see what the fuss is about
User avatar #37 to #36 - Fuss
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YOU RANG
#68 - asshatfartface
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hue
User avatar #71 to #68 - drunkasaurus
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I'll never forget when my friend was telling me about this bitch, he was really upset she died, felt so bad for her, he was telling me the whole story, about how she survived drinking bleach, and got beat up in a ditch but when he got to "And they kept posting pictures of ditches and bleach on her facebook wall" I just busted out laughing for a good minute. Thanks internet.
#1 - buckoman
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mfw
#120 - potatotown
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Bleach is healthy, its mostly water, and we're mostly water, therefore, we are bleach
Bleach is healthy, its mostly water, and we're mostly water, therefore, we are bleach
#124 to #120 - gameshredder
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#29 - crazyolitis
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What kind of parent doesn't know that bleach is poison? Heck, what kind of person doesn't know that, except for very small children.
What kind of parent doesn't know that bleach is poison? Heck, what kind of person doesn't know that, except for very small children.
#50 to #29 - comanderspy
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this kind of parent
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