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#19 - pappathethird

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(02/27/2013)[-]

ITT: Why are women not funny? Discuss.

#456 to #19 - ofc

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Tardaasa

#472 to #456 - anon id: 4b0311f8

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(02/28/2013)[-]

i hate her

#467 to #19 - walhor

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(02/28/2013)[-]

This is literally the only female comedian that made me laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Pl1B0Anq8

#422 to #19 - krispybananaz

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(02/28/2013)[-]

>be me
>10 seconds ago
>think there are plenty of funny female comics and youre just talking bs
>tried to think of a funny female comic
>couldnt do it
and in the time it took to type this i thought of about 8 funny male comics too. im okay with this

#383 to #19 - maxoverderp

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Amy Schumer's pretty hilarious. Not so much on the comedy central roasts, but she had me crack up a few times during her guest appearance on John Oliver's stand up show.

She was the only female guest to make me laugh

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#490 to #383 - sammyjankiis

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Isnt she the bitch that on Charlie Sheens Roast she made fun Of Ryan Dunns death to steve-0 saying everybody wishes it was him?

#504 to #490 - maxoverderp

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Don't really remember, maybe. Roasts are supposed to be somewhat tasteless and brutal though, so probably.

#506 to #504 - sammyjankiis

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(02/28/2013)[-]

ya but this was literally 3 months after his death! To soon! But ya she was pretty funny besides that!

#475 to #19 - supamonkey

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Assuming you mean female comedians:

Female comedians are less funny than males because their material is always about being a woman, whereas male comedian's material is not being a man. Also female comedians tend to be fay and ditzy or men-haters. Male comedians are more likely to make fools of themselves for comic effect (eg. Robin Williams, Lee Evans, Russell Howard...)

#500 to #19 - dobbelganger

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Ellen is only funny coz she's a lesbian

#498 to #19 - didactus

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(02/28/2013)[-]

/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA my thoughts on this. Prepare for butthurt feminist on youtube

#495 to #19 - ningyoaijin#322 on commentsRank#322

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Shappi Khorsandi, Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Millican and Jo Brand **** on your beliefs.

#474 to #19 - tellybear

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(02/28/2013)[-]

First off, the voice. It's hard to use the right tone when you either sound like an annoying asshole or snow white. Why are women not funny on the internet? False. There are no women on the internet.

#458 to #19 - vanoreo

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(02/28/2013)[-]

This part of my all time favorite documentary is perfect for this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsRHDdHsFo8

#454 to #19 - dinkleiceberg

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#450 to #19 - theexplodingcheez

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(02/28/2013)[-]

idk why, but I guess they just seem less sincere giving their lines? Like it's more acted? And also they generally have a harder time delivering raunchy jokes, or at least they seem out-of-place when doing so.

#448 to #19 - dinkleiceberg

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#517 to #356 - pianoasis

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(03/02/2013)[-]

Hah ****, you're right. I hadn't thought of Ellen Degeneres. I guess it's not weird when she degrades herself because she's basically a bro.

#478 to #356 - imonamouse

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(02/28/2013)[-]

sarah and ellen came to my mind first but, maya rudolph is ******* hilarious. but i agree with you about the rest.
kristen wiig, molly shannon, and carol brunett are all also funny

#469 to #356 - tyraxio

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Sarah Silverman is absolutely hillarious.

#451 to #356 - freakaleak

Reply0

(02/28/2013)[-]

i agree except lisa lampinelli and joan rivers are funny too.

#479 to #451 - imonamouse

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(02/28/2013)[-]

im sorry but they try way to hard to be vulgar, if it were in an intelligent way, they would be somewhat funny. but they just let garbage spew from the gigantic orifice on the over operated on thing they call faces

#473 to #356 - broorb

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(02/28/2013)[-]

matter of taste, doll. try not to speak of your own opinion as if it's fact

#481 to #473 - mussyo

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(02/28/2013)[-]

That was not funny at all.

#466 to #270 - dearlybeloved

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(02/28/2013)[-]

probably doesn't help that you're a pickle.

#432 to #173 - oxYKellark

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(02/28/2013)[-]

MFW

#480 to #103 - imonamouse

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(02/28/2013)[-]

you have not been paying attention to a lot of women the past 15 years on tv have you.
a lot of em are write the **** that men deliever.

#515 to #480 - pianoasis

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(03/02/2013)[-]

Yes, but that's nothing to do with keeping presentation up is it? They can be funny, but they can not openly degrade themselves because it is not "lady-like".

You've probably seen the stand-up female comedians that try to do this and degrade themselves, it's really off-putting and really not funny at all.

#410 to #241 - pianoasis

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(02/28/2013)[-]

>wearing heels

#414 to #410 - danniegurl

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(02/28/2013)[-]

yeah, i had a presentation and we were supposed to dress nicely for it.

i guess guys here aren't taking to kindly to my shoe choice.
my point was that girls do make fun of themselves sometimes.
not only me, but other ones too.
case in point: jennifer lawrence did it at the oscars and an fj user commented how they thought it was cool that she made fun of herself.

#516 to #414 - pianoasis

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(03/02/2013)[-]

you really fail on the anonymous aspect of the internet, your username and profile pic is basically screaming to everyone that you're female

#518 to #516 - danniegurl

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(03/02/2013)[-]

well this particular website isn't anonymous, now is it?
that's /b/
this is funnyjunk.
i realize people wont care that i'm a girl (especially since i'm one who wont post ****) but i still have a right to speak from personal experience.
when guys do this (i.e. stories about fapping or something else penis-owning related) no one cares, but if i mention something i relate to as a girl, suddenly i get red-thumbed.
so in reality, guys don't actually "not care" about girls on the internet, and rather they just don't like them if they say absolutely anything that shows they are a girl.

#522 to #518 - pianoasis

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(03/02/2013)[-]

There should be no gender on the internet because on the internet it doesn't really matter
To call yourself male or female on the internet is simply an attempt to reap the social privileges from being that gender in real life
Just because this isn't /b/, doesn't subtract the anonymous factor
Why do you insist on declaring yourself as female if there is no point to it other than you will gain attention?

#523 to #522 - danniegurl

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(03/02/2013)[-]

it's not like i go around everywhere saying "i'm a girl and blah blah blah"? no, i don't.
you obviously didn't get the point of what i just said.
i know no one cares, and i'm not trying to get any benefits.
my point is, the internet in general is NOT anonymous, only certain parts.
facebook certainly isn't anonymous, and no where in this site does it say that it's anonymous either. we all have usernames, right? that alone subtracts from anonymity.

#476 to #414 - Dwarf

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Tits or gtfo

#489 to #476 - masri

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#507 to #489 - Dwarf

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(02/28/2013)[-]

"idk, i know lots of girls who can.
i was wearing heels and my shoe caught and i fell, and i made fun of myself."

Basically, "I'm a girl and I'm different."

#439 to #30 - emergence**User deleted account**

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#400 to #30 - blankyyy

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#461 to #30 - camcrunk

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#416 to #30 - applejackhf

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Oh my god that was ******* hilarious

#477 to #416 - sidathe

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Was it?

Where's the funny?

#491 to #477 - rieskimo

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Probably stashed behind that stick up your ass.

#493 to #491 - sidathe

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(02/28/2013)[-]

I dont do that. Keep your fetish for yourself. kkthnx

#492 to #30 - boxdweller

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#380 to #30 - lolymoly

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#387 to #30 - chaseford

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#494 to #387 - anon id: 4c1f1a04

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(02/28/2013)[-]

</thread>

#418 to #387 - hightimesbruce**User deleted account**

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#484 to #358 - BizzarreCoyote

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Sometimes the simplest answers are best.

#503 to #484 - onionbubs

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(02/28/2013)[-]

I was wondering why this was so funny too.
then I realised
I'm not a woman

#374 to #315 - paesani

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(02/28/2013)[-]

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#462 to #315 - elgringogordo**User deleted account**

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#457 to #315 - yetiyitties

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(02/28/2013)[-]

******* lold

#101 - kanade**User deleted account**

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#369 to #101 - dtcrawl

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Thank you for saying this

#483 to #101 - pellemadsen

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(02/28/2013)[-]

the amount of likes on this is scary

#486 to #483 - trojandetected

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(02/28/2013)[-]

**trojandetected rolls 531,127,599** Likes?
this is not facebook
you must be new here look at this: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/harrypotter/Harry+s+Wand/tnskGga/222#222

Also there has been an anon who rolled a perfect .........

#510 to #486 - infamoustrapper

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(03/01/2013)[-]

**** bro! that's nothing! www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3692469/Now+back+at+me/1#1

#488 to #486 - pellemadsen

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(02/28/2013)[-]

I am deeply sorry, my point with the comment was that it tells something about some of the users

#487 to #486 - trojandetected

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(02/28/2013)[-]

www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/872187#872187 even better

#505 to #101 - AlexPaincakes

Reply0

(02/28/2013)[-]

Explains everything now

#13 - mctoilet**User deleted account**

Reply+201

(02/27/2013)[-]

Why the fact about Rihanna?

#31 to #13 - lawlight

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(02/27/2013)[-]

damn, that gif match perfectly!

#192 to #31 - anon id: 55425a4b

Reply0

(02/27/2013)[-]

your picture, on the other side,makes little to no sense at all. But it's cool anyways because my day was great...

#70 - stallwallwriter

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Hey, how come I didn't get a 34-minute-relationship-potential-radar-sense? Do I have a defective vagina or something?

#90 to #70 - intrepidy

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(02/27/2013)[-]

We should test your vagina to be sure. For science, of course.

I couldn't resist i'm sorrydon'thatemeimsolonely

#96 to #90 - stallwallwriter

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(02/27/2013)[-]

All I could think when I read "we should test your vagina. For science."

#213 to #96 - hocolol**User deleted account**

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#253 to #213 - Zaxplab

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Some vaginal testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids.

#175 to #96 - yindragon

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Sexy.

#92 to #70 - THaTnOObgUY

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(02/27/2013)[-]

I may not be licensed gynocologist but I am willing to take a good look for you and tell you what's wrong

#84 to #70 - mohne

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(02/27/2013)[-]

get it? it's ****** :D

#406 to #70 - flutterdoc

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(02/28/2013)[-]

are you using google chrome?

#298 to #70 - cthulhucupcake

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(02/28/2013)[-]

I think mine is broken too

heh, kinky

#72 to #70 - irishlawyer

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(02/27/2013)[-]

its subconscious...

#80 to #72 - Blargosnarf

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Nah, I'm leaning towards that defective vagina option...

#87 to #80 - stallwallwriter

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Dammit, I knew it. I'm probably getting interference from the ghost that lives in there.

#110 to #87 - gabemczombie

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(02/27/2013)[-]

#94 to #87 - animepsycchosecond

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(02/27/2013)[-]

damn it's a thumbnail

#97 to #94 - stallwallwriter

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Yeah, sorry, I couldn't find a larger version.

#99 to #97 - animepsycchosecond

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(02/27/2013)[-]

its cool, I'll look for one

#340 to #70 - klotrock

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Maybe it's a subconscious thing that you don't know about but is already embedded in your mind after that amount of time and affects your thoughts later when thinking on the subject of a future with someone.

#143 - SuperCookie

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(02/27/2013)[-]

#362 to #143 - thebearthatcares

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(02/28/2013)[-]

And they're the smartest as well......I think anyways, I never was any good at stuff like that

#23 - xkmarcus

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(02/27/2013)[-]

I'm quite sure 90% of people don't even actively listen to music...

#276 to #23 - alambsbronie

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(02/28/2013)[-]

But I mean... music has been around forever D:! Like, singing! Singing is amazing! When somebody sings it's always amazing when they pull it off nicely. And all peoples around the world definitely have a singer somewhere.

#46 to #23 - thenewneone

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(02/27/2013)[-]

implying you need technology to "listen" to music.

#73 to #46 - sao

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(02/27/2013)[-]

He wasn't implying that at all dude.

#71 to #46 - xkmarcus

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(02/27/2013)[-]

No....?

#208 - swiftcashew

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(02/27/2013)[-]

These are such ********....

"After 34 minutes women know if it will be a good relationship"
Seriously? Exactly 34? What the hell happens in that amazing moment of clarity between 33 and 35 minutes? Do they see the face of god?

#211 to #208 - shelii

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(02/27/2013)[-]

I think they did several tests, and 34 happened to be the average. Maybe.

#239 to #211 - comanderspy

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(02/27/2013)[-]

how the hell do you test a life time experience?... also you cant make an average on people, it is literally imposible

#285 to #239 - exyted

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(02/28/2013)[-]

you cant make an average on people? why is that? how come that's impossible?

lets say the fact that women make are quick at choosing whom they want to be in a longterm relationship with or whatever, and theyre tested in saying when they think they know just this. and the most average time is 34 minnutes in to a conversation.

#295 to #285 - exyted

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(02/28/2013)[-]

ill add, if my understanding of your statement was wrong. an average can never be of ALL the people but please dont tell me that was your point in your comment. ofc tests like that cant be 100% accurate without the test being taken by all female in the world, your biggest problem with this "fact" should be that its quite unreliable without a source.

#296 to #295 - ofc

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#297 to #296 - exyted

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(02/28/2013)[-]

sorry

#300 to #297 - ofc

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(02/28/2013)[-]

It's okay my child. Ofc I love you.

#313 to #285 - comanderspy

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(02/28/2013)[-]

well, i guess you CAN make an average, but it would be very vague, like; oh! all women love shoes... well yeah i guess, 70% of them do, but that it very vague, you want accuracy, what type of shoe, what size, color, shape. all of those come into consideration in a good aveage.

#460 to #313 - exyted

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(02/28/2013)[-]

your'e talking about variables. the fact presented here has none, a good relationship is a desirable one. on average a woman only have to spend 34 minutes before she knows if a longterm relationship is desired.

also to be honest your point isn't even valid - if say; 70% of woman love shoes. that's the only variable the test has taken in consideration. you'll have to understand that they dont love all shoes, and have some they prefer over the other.

#267 to #239 - comanderspy

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#263 to #239 - shelii

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(02/27/2013)[-]

I said maybe...

#269 to #263 - comanderspy

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(02/27/2013)[-]

you leid to meeh... prepaaar tur deeer!

#274 to #269 - shelii

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(02/28/2013)[-]

I is sorry. Also pic not related, if you happened not to understand a cat had nothing to do with that, I mean I'm not saying you're not capable of understanding...but if you weren't then...I will stop typing now

#281 to #274 - comanderspy

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(02/28/2013)[-]

#326 to #208 - subcelestial

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(02/28/2013)[-]

>mfw

#501 to #208 - sefyu

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#502 to #501 - swiftcashew

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(02/28/2013)[-]

Ever heard of comedy? It's probably a joke

#251 to #208 - Loopholes

Reply0

(02/27/2013)[-]

That's usually when the date rape drugs kick in or not.

#218 to #208 - swifterly

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Made me lol, here's a thumb

#237 to #208 - Zaivia

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(02/27/2013)[-]

34 minutes.....
34 take away the four.....
You get 3 left over.............
Half life 3 confirmed.

#200 - soggytomatoe

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(02/27/2013)[-]

>Someone shooting up the school
>Sitting in Geometry
>Decide to find this ****** and kill him
>Start looking around
>I find him
>He runs at me with a knife
>I go full ninja
>Break his neck while doing a frontflip
>Seen as an American hero
>Disregard wenches, acquire currency

This is me everyday in shool

#206 to #200 - guiguito

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(02/27/2013)[-]

>school catches fire
>saves crush
>get maried
>hero

#314 to #200 - theafroman

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(02/28/2013)[-]

>Go to Bathroom during 4th hour
>Meanwhile psycho killer comes into school
>Kills everyone in front office so no alarms are raised.
>Makes his way to my class
>Kills teacher, everyone's scared
>Takes crush hostage, standing at door
>Comeback, realize what's happening
>Snap bad guys neck
>Proceed to be thanked by crush in various ways
>Generally considered a badass by everyone
>Everyone lives Happily ever after

A lot of people get killed to fulfill my fantasies.

#250 to #200 - comanderspy

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#220 to #200 - hocolol**User deleted account**

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#224 to #220 - soggytomatoe

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Out of bullets

#229 to #200 - anon id: 0fe15012

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(02/27/2013)[-]

>Go to school covered in clothing to hide identity
>Bring M4 and Glocks, each having a few extra mags.
>Bring a single Rose
>Start shooting school people, people dying left and right, nobody can stop me
>Go to a class room and see crush huddled in corner crying for dear life
>Sees me approach her, beg me not to kill her
>Hand her Rose and tell her to run
>Escape and disregard all equipment
>Come to school next day, ask what the **** happened, people tell me some asshole shot the school up

#232 to #229 - anon id: 0fe15012

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(02/27/2013)[-]

Cont

>People tell me crazy guy gave crush a rose
>Comfort crush

>Fast-forward many years later, on deathbed, married to said crush
>As I'm dying, bring her close to me
>Mutter my last words
>"Remember, when I gave you that rose while you were crying, cuddled up into a ball, crying for your life?"
>Die

#231 to #229 - swifterly

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