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#19 - pappathethird
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ITT: Why are women not funny? Discuss.
ITT: Why are women not funny? Discuss.
User avatar #495 to #19 - ningyoaijin
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Shappi Khorsandi, Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Millican and Jo Brand **** on your beliefs.
User avatar #498 to #19 - didactus
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/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA my thoughts on this. Prepare for butthurt feminist on youtube
User avatar #103 to #19 - pianoasis
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because they aren't willing to make fun of themselves

its all about keeping presentation up
User avatar #480 to #103 - imonamouse
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you have not been paying attention to a lot of women the past 15 years on tv have you.
a lot of em are write the **** that men deliever.
User avatar #515 to #480 - pianoasis
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Yes, but that's nothing to do with keeping presentation up is it? They can be funny, but they can not openly degrade themselves because it is not "lady-like".

You've probably seen the stand-up female comedians that try to do this and degrade themselves, it's really off-putting and really not funny at all.

#191 to #103 - anon id: 55425a4b
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Jokes aside, this dude/girl pretty much got it
I'm a girl and I can confirm
User avatar #241 to #103 - danniegurl
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idk, i know lots of girls who can.
i was wearing heels and my shoe caught and i fell, and i made fun of myself.
User avatar #410 to #241 - pianoasis
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>wearing heels
User avatar #414 to #410 - danniegurl
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yeah, i had a presentation and we were supposed to dress nicely for it.

i guess guys here aren't taking to kindly to my shoe choice.
my point was that girls do make fun of themselves sometimes.
not only me, but other ones too.
case in point: jennifer lawrence did it at the oscars and an fj user commented how they thought it was cool that she made fun of herself.
User avatar #516 to #414 - pianoasis
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you really fail on the anonymous aspect of the internet, your username and profile pic is basically screaming to everyone that you're female
User avatar #518 to #516 - danniegurl
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well this particular website isn't anonymous, now is it?
that's /b/
this is funnyjunk.
i realize people wont care that i'm a girl (especially since i'm one who wont post ****) but i still have a right to speak from personal experience.
when guys do this (i.e. stories about fapping or something else penis-owning related) no one cares, but if i mention something i relate to as a girl, suddenly i get red-thumbed.
so in reality, guys don't actually "not care" about girls on the internet, and rather they just don't like them if they say absolutely anything that shows they are a girl.
User avatar #522 to #518 - pianoasis
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There should be no gender on the internet because on the internet it doesn't really matter
To call yourself male or female on the internet is simply an attempt to reap the social privileges from being that gender in real life
Just because this isn't /b/, doesn't subtract the anonymous factor
Why do you insist on declaring yourself as female if there is no point to it other than you will gain attention?
User avatar #523 to #522 - danniegurl
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it's not like i go around everywhere saying "i'm a girl and blah blah blah"? no, i don't.
you obviously didn't get the point of what i just said.
i know no one cares, and i'm not trying to get any benefits.
my point is, the internet in general is NOT anonymous, only certain parts.
facebook certainly isn't anonymous, and no where in this site does it say that it's anonymous either. we all have usernames, right? that alone subtracts from anonymity.
User avatar #476 to #414 - Dwarf
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Tits or gtfo
#489 to #476 - masri
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User avatar #507 to #489 - Dwarf
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"idk, i know lots of girls who can.
i was wearing heels and my shoe caught and i fell, and i made fun of myself."

Basically, "I'm a girl and I'm different."
#43 to #19 - anon id: 628e3790
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Different pathways than men.
#119 to #19 - anon id: bab88377
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Actually, I know a chick who's surprisingly funny with me and her other friends, but when she actively tries, she ends up forcing it and it just doesn't work out at all.
Damn shame, honestly.
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User avatar #467 to #19 - walhor
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This is literally the only female comedian that made me laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Pl1B0Anq8
User avatar #270 to #19 - A Pickle
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This is true. I have never actually laughed at anything any woman has said. Even women comedians.

I'm not sexist, they just aren't funny
User avatar #466 to #270 - dearlybeloved
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probably doesn't help that you're a pickle.
User avatar #356 to #19 - deezknuts
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Women who are funny: Sarah Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres

Women who are not funny: Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin, That indian girl from the Office, Lisa Lampinelli, Margaret Cho, Whitney Cummings, Wanda Sykes, Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosanne Barr, Chelsea Goddamn Handler, Maya Rudolph, Janeane Garafolo, Rosie O'Donnell
User avatar #517 to #356 - pianoasis
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Hah ****, you're right. I hadn't thought of Ellen Degeneres. I guess it's not weird when she degrades herself because she's basically a bro.
User avatar #478 to #356 - imonamouse
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sarah and ellen came to my mind first but, maya rudolph is ******* hilarious. but i agree with you about the rest.
kristen wiig, molly shannon, and carol brunett are all also funny
#469 to #356 - tyraxio
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Sarah Silverman is absolutely hillarious.
User avatar #451 to #356 - freakaleak
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i agree except lisa lampinelli and joan rivers are funny too.
#479 to #451 - imonamouse
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im sorry but they try way to hard to be vulgar, if it were in an intelligent way, they would be somewhat funny. but they just let garbage spew from the gigantic orifice on the over operated on thing they call faces
#473 to #356 - broorb
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matter of taste, doll. try not to speak of your own opinion as if it's fact
User avatar #481 to #473 - mussyo
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That was not funny at all.
#361 to #19 - inflatablewalrus
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Hitchens did a really good article on that question.   
The crux of his argument was, men have to be funny to be attractive to women, whereas women have boobs, so don't need to make us laugh for us to want to have sex with them.
Hitchens did a really good article on that question.
The crux of his argument was, men have to be funny to be attractive to women, whereas women have boobs, so don't need to make us laugh for us to want to have sex with them.
User avatar #456 to #19 - ofc
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Tardaasa
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i hate her
User avatar #201 to #19 - ICEDgrunge
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I feel that women are simply ****** at thinking of and delivering jokes sometimes, but they are extremely witty when it comes to slander humor, like insults and ****.
User avatar #173 to #19 - andmyaxe
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Here's my theory :

Men laugh at attractive women's jokes in order to "get in their pants". These girls go on to think that their ****** jokes are funny, and that they, by extension, are funny. Uglier girls don't get this attention and are generally funnier. Also, some girls are way too sensitive and thus get offended too easily.

TL;DR: Don't laugh at ****** jokes
#348 to #173 - dirtyharold
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this guy is a genius
this guy is a genius
#432 to #173 - oxYKellark
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MFW
MFW
User avatar #474 to #19 - tellybear
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First off, the voice. It's hard to use the right tone when you either sound like an annoying asshole or snow white. Why are women not funny on the internet? False. There are no women on the internet.
User avatar #458 to #19 - vanoreo
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This part of my all time favorite documentary is perfect for this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsRHDdHsFo8
#422 to #19 - krispybananaz
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>be me   
>10 seconds ago   
>think there are plenty of funny female comics and youre just talking bs   
>tried to think of a funny female comic   
>couldnt do it   
and in the time it took to type this i thought of about 8 funny male comics too. im okay with this
>be me
>10 seconds ago
>think there are plenty of funny female comics and youre just talking bs
>tried to think of a funny female comic
>couldnt do it
and in the time it took to type this i thought of about 8 funny male comics too. im okay with this
User avatar #450 to #19 - theexplodingcheez
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idk why, but I guess they just seem less sincere giving their lines? Like it's more acted? And also they generally have a harder time delivering raunchy jokes, or at least they seem out-of-place when doing so.
#383 to #19 - maxoverderp
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Amy Schumer's pretty hilarious. Not so much on the comedy central roasts, but she had me crack up a few times during her guest appearance on John Oliver's stand up show.

She was the only female guest to make me laugh
User avatar #490 to #383 - sammyjankiis
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Isnt she the bitch that on Charlie Sheens Roast she made fun Of Ryan Dunns death to steve-0 saying everybody wishes it was him?
User avatar #504 to #490 - maxoverderp
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Don't really remember, maybe. Roasts are supposed to be somewhat tasteless and brutal though, so probably.
User avatar #506 to #504 - sammyjankiis
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ya but this was literally 3 months after his death! To soon! But ya she was pretty funny besides that!
#322 to #19 - uberender
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I read somewhere that testosterone is what makes men more comedic than women. Don't know how legit that is though.
#475 to #19 - supamonkey
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Assuming you mean female comedians:

Female comedians are less funny than males because their material is always about being a woman, whereas male comedian's material is not being a man. Also female comedians tend to be fay and ditzy or men-haters. Male comedians are more likely to make fools of themselves for comic effect (eg. Robin Williams, Lee Evans, Russell Howard...)
#93 to #19 - anon id: d6977d76
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I read a study once claiming that men are the ones that make the jokes and women laugh to them. That's why you will see women just make small giggles here and there, even if it isn't funny.
User avatar #75 to #19 - felixjarl
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Hardly any females i know posses any good jokes.
User avatar #291 to #19 - thedungeonmaster
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"ITT"? This isn't /b/. Just saying
User avatar #500 to #19 - dobbelganger
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Ellen is only funny coz she's a lesbian
User avatar #30 to #19 - onionbubs
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they're not men
User avatar #315 to #30 - onionbubs
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this is honestly one of the proudest moments of my life
User avatar #338 to #315 - theawkwardbros
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Well done, good sir. I applaud you, not only on your thumbs, but your comedy.

Well done.
User avatar #374 to #315 - paesani
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Good job *****, good job.
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User avatar #457 to #315 - yetiyitties
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******* lold
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#400 to #30 - blankyyy
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#461 to #30 - camcrunk
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User avatar #358 to #30 - thelegitmetalhead
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Why the goddamn **** is this so funny?
Seriously. I can't stop laughing/questioning why I'm laughing.
User avatar #484 to #358 - BizzarreCoyote
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Sometimes the simplest answers are best.
User avatar #503 to #484 - onionbubs
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I was wondering why this was so funny too.
then I realised
I'm not a woman
#416 to #30 - applejackhf
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Oh my god that was ******* hilarious
Oh my god that was ******* hilarious
User avatar #477 to #416 - sidathe
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Was it?



Where's the funny?
User avatar #491 to #477 - rieskimo
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Probably stashed behind that stick up your ass.
User avatar #493 to #491 - sidathe
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I dont do that. Keep your fetish for yourself. kkthnx
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/thread
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User avatar #505 to #101 - AlexPaincakes
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Explains everything now
User avatar #483 to #101 - pellemadsen
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the amount of likes on this is scary
User avatar #486 to #483 - trojandetected
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**trojandetected rolls 531,127,599** Likes?
this is not facebook
you must be new here look at this: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/harrypotter/Harry+s+Wand/tnskGga/222#222

Also there has been an anon who rolled a perfect .........
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User avatar #488 to #486 - pellemadsen
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I am deeply sorry, my point with the comment was that it tells something about some of the users
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User avatar #369 to #101 - dtcrawl
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Thank you for saying this
#13 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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Why the fact about Rihanna?
Why the fact about Rihanna?
#31 to #13 - lawlight
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damn, that gif match perfectly!
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your picture, on the other side,makes little to no sense at all. But it's cool anyways because my day was great...
#70 - stallwallwriter
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Hey, how come I didn't get a 34-minute-relationship-potential-radar-sense? Do I have a defective vagina or something?
Hey, how come I didn't get a 34-minute-relationship-potential-radar-sense? Do I have a defective vagina or something?
User avatar #340 to #70 - klotrock
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Maybe it's a subconscious thing that you don't know about but is already embedded in your mind after that amount of time and affects your thoughts later when thinking on the subject of a future with someone.
#72 to #70 - irishlawyer
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its subconscious...
User avatar #80 to #72 - Blargosnarf
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Nah, I'm leaning towards that defective vagina option...
#87 to #80 - stallwallwriter
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Dammit, I knew it. I'm probably getting interference from the ghost that lives in there.
#110 to #87 - gabemczombie
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User avatar #94 to #87 - animepsycchosecond
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damn it's a thumbnail
User avatar #97 to #94 - stallwallwriter
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Yeah, sorry, I couldn't find a larger version.
User avatar #99 to #97 - animepsycchosecond
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its cool, I'll look for one
User avatar #298 to #70 - cthulhucupcake
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I think mine is broken too

heh, kinky
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are you using google chrome?
#84 to #70 - mohne
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get it? it's ****** :D
User avatar #92 to #70 - THaTnOObgUY
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I may not be licensed gynocologist but I am willing to take a good look for you and tell you what's wrong
#90 to #70 - intrepidy
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We should test your vagina to be sure. For science, of course.








I couldn't resist i'm sorrydon'thatemeimsolonely
#96 to #90 - stallwallwriter
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All I could think when I read "we should test your vagina. For science."
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User avatar #253 to #213 - Zaxplab
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Some vaginal testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids.
User avatar #175 to #96 - yindragon
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Sexy.
#143 - SuperCookie
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#362 to #143 - thebearthatcares
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And they're the smartest as well......I think anyways, I never was any good at stuff like that
User avatar #23 - xkmarcus
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I'm quite sure 90% of people don't even actively listen to music...
#46 to #23 - thenewneone
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implying you need technology to "listen" to music.
User avatar #73 to #46 - sao
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He wasn't implying that at all dude.
User avatar #71 to #46 - xkmarcus
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No....?
User avatar #276 to #23 - alambsbronie
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But I mean... music has been around forever D:! Like, singing! Singing is amazing! When somebody sings it's always amazing when they pull it off nicely. And all peoples around the world definitely have a singer somewhere.
#208 - swiftcashew
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These are such ********....

"After 34 minutes women know if it will be a good relationship"
Seriously? Exactly 34? What the hell happens in that amazing moment of clarity between 33 and 35 minutes? Do they see the face of god?
User avatar #237 to #208 - Zaivia
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34 minutes.....
34 take away the four.....
You get 3 left over.............
Half life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #218 to #208 - swifterly
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Made me lol, here's a thumb
#251 to #208 - Loopholes
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That's usually when the date rape drugs kick in or not.
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#502 to #501 - swiftcashew
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Ever heard of comedy? It's probably a joke
Ever heard of comedy? It's probably a joke
#326 to #208 - subcelestial
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>mfw
User avatar #211 to #208 - shelii
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I think they did several tests, and 34 happened to be the average. Maybe.
#239 to #211 - comanderspy
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how the hell do you test a life time experience?... also you cant make an average on people, it is literally imposible
how the hell do you test a life time experience?... also you cant make an average on people, it is literally imposible
#285 to #239 - exyted
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you cant make an average on people? why is that? how come that's impossible?

lets say the fact that women make are quick at choosing whom they want to be in a longterm relationship with or whatever, and theyre tested in saying when they think they know just this. and the most average time is 34 minnutes in to a conversation.
User avatar #295 to #285 - exyted
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ill add, if my understanding of your statement was wrong. an average can never be of ALL the people but please dont tell me that was your point in your comment. ofc tests like that cant be 100% accurate without the test being taken by all female in the world, your biggest problem with this "fact" should be that its quite unreliable without a source.
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#297 to #296 - exyted
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sorry
sorry
#300 to #297 - ofc
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It's okay my child. Ofc I love you.
It's okay my child. Ofc I love you.
#313 to #285 - comanderspy
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well, i guess you CAN make an average, but it would be very vague, like; oh! all women love shoes... well yeah i guess, 70% of them do, but that it very vague, you want accuracy, what type of shoe, what size, color, shape. all of those come into consideration in a good aveage.
well, i guess you CAN make an average, but it would be very vague, like; oh! all women love shoes... well yeah i guess, 70% of them do, but that it very vague, you want accuracy, what type of shoe, what size, color, shape. all of those come into consideration in a good aveage.

User avatar #460 to #313 - exyted
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your'e talking about variables. the fact presented here has none, a good relationship is a desirable one. on average a woman only have to spend 34 minutes before she knows if a longterm relationship is desired.

also to be honest your point isn't even valid - if say; 70% of woman love shoes. that's the only variable the test has taken in consideration. you'll have to understand that they dont love all shoes, and have some they prefer over the other.
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User avatar #263 to #239 - shelii
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I said maybe...
#269 to #263 - comanderspy
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you leid to meeh... prepaaar tur deeer!
you leid to meeh... prepaaar tur deeer!
#274 to #269 - shelii
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I is sorry. Also pic not related, if you happened not to understand a cat had nothing to do with that, I mean I'm not saying you're not capable of understanding...but if you weren't then...I will stop typing now
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#200 - soggytomatoe
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>Someone shooting up the school
>Sitting in Geometry
>Decide to find this ****** and kill him
>Start looking around
>I find him
>He runs at me with a knife
>I go full ninja
>Break his neck while doing a frontflip
>Seen as an American hero
>Disregard wenches, acquire currency



This is me everyday in shool
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>Go to school covered in clothing to hide identity
>Bring M4 and Glocks, each having a few extra mags.
>Bring a single Rose
>Start shooting school people, people dying left and right, nobody can stop me
>Go to a class room and see crush huddled in corner crying for dear life
>Sees me approach her, beg me not to kill her
>Hand her Rose and tell her to run
>Escape and disregard all equipment
>Come to school next day, ask what the **** happened, people tell me some asshole shot the school up
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Cont

>People tell me crazy guy gave crush a rose
>Comfort crush

>Fast-forward many years later, on deathbed, married to said crush
>As I'm dying, bring her close to me
>Mutter my last words
>"Remember, when I gave you that rose while you were crying, cuddled up into a ball, crying for your life?"
>Die
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#224 to #220 - soggytomatoe
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Out of bullets
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#314 to #200 - theafroman
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&gt;Go to Bathroom during 4th hour   
&gt;Meanwhile psycho killer comes into school   
&gt;Kills everyone in front office so no alarms are raised.    
&gt;Makes his way to my class   
&gt;Kills teacher, everyone's scared   
&gt;Takes crush hostage, standing at door   
&gt;Comeback, realize what's happening   
&gt;Snap bad guys neck   
&gt;Proceed to be thanked by crush in various ways   
&gt;Generally considered a badass by everyone   
&gt;Everyone lives Happily ever after   
   
A lot of people get killed to fulfill my fantasies.
>Go to Bathroom during 4th hour
>Meanwhile psycho killer comes into school
>Kills everyone in front office so no alarms are raised.
>Makes his way to my class
>Kills teacher, everyone's scared
>Takes crush hostage, standing at door
>Comeback, realize what's happening
>Snap bad guys neck
>Proceed to be thanked by crush in various ways
>Generally considered a badass by everyone
>Everyone lives Happily ever after

A lot of people get killed to fulfill my fantasies.
User avatar #206 to #200 - guiguito
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>school catches fire
>saves crush
>get maried
>hero
User avatar #14 - Ninotori
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Where the hell do they get these? Post some frigging sources and I'll believe half this ****.
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User avatar #330 to #279 - generaljackass
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Well played you have earned my thumb.
#354 to #279 - lamarisagoodname
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didn't see that one coming, well done
didn't see that one coming, well done
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