Hamtaro. Just picked up this gem in a 4chan thread.. My hampsteroids died too idrink as painstakingly make vest for hampster string tied ta vest other end tied
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Hamtaro

Hamtaro. Just picked up this gem in a 4chan thread.. My hampsteroids died too idrink as painstakingly make vest for hampster string tied ta vest other end tied

Just picked up this gem in a 4chan thread.

My hampsteroids died too
idrink as ****
painstakingly make vest for hampster
string tied ta vest
other end tied ta blade at ceiling fan
string right
Hum an the fan
hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, ed fast part at the drywall cracked
In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him
Goodnight sweet price
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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#27 - bitchplzzz (02/27/2013) [-]
Wonder if he pulled   
   
the hamstring?
Wonder if he pulled

the hamstring?
#258 to #27 - ehzio ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#259 to #27 - gantzel (02/28/2013) [-]
''the hamstring''    
oh god
''the hamstring''
oh god
User avatar #33 to #27 - unicornswag (02/27/2013) [-]
HAMPSTRING
#34 to #27 - trolololer (02/27/2013) [-]
More like the HAMPstring.
#3 - tobe (02/27/2013) [-]
that poor bastard.
that poor bastard.
#208 to #3 - turlesrfun (02/28/2013) [-]
At first I thought that red floor was a pool of blood.
#60 to #3 - uncalledforgiraffe (02/27/2013) [-]
Hamster's FW
Hamster's FW
#132 - jldragon (02/27/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I gave my hamster a cricket I caught. It grabbed the thing like a sunflower seed and bit right through its smooth round head then shoved it in it's cheeck pouch. Later i found a translucent cricket exoskeleton with all the meat sucked out.
User avatar #141 to #132 - snakefire (02/27/2013) [-]
Rodents in nature ARE omnivores...

I'm really surprised you didn't expect that...
User avatar #152 to #141 - jldragon (02/28/2013) [-]
I mean, of course I did it to see if it would eat the thing, but I didn't think much would happen and I certainly didn't expect it to be so immediate and brutal as **** .
#134 to #132 - AmaterasuNoOkami (02/27/2013) [-]
Your hamster was so 			*******		 metal
Your hamster was so ******* metal
User avatar #136 to #134 - sepheroth (02/27/2013) [-]
Now all that I can think about is robot hamsters
#194 - lmaobutts (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh god why   
>Be 7   
> Have two pet gerbils   
>Let them play around in a giant cage on the floor   
> One day i decide to go in the cage with them and stomp around like I'm a giant   
>Accidentally stomp on one of them   
>Instantly break all of his bones and dies   
>Cry for days   
>Can't live down moment
Oh god why
>Be 7
> Have two pet gerbils
>Let them play around in a giant cage on the floor
> One day i decide to go in the cage with them and stomp around like I'm a giant
>Accidentally stomp on one of them
>Instantly break all of his bones and dies
>Cry for days
>Can't live down moment
User avatar #212 to #194 - graphically (02/28/2013) [-]
You disgusting hamster murderer. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself for ending LIFE ITSELF!
#225 to #212 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Uhm, they were gerbils. Just saying.
User avatar #244 to #225 - graphically (02/28/2013) [-]
>retard
#230 to #194 - seniornsfw (02/28/2013) [-]
I feel ya, except that my little brother had like 24 freaking hamsters. Little roborovski's

>All of them got out
>Somehow my fault
>We just wait it out to find them
>A couple days later we turn off the lights and look because they were ******** in hard to reach places.
>See something scampering
>Tell my brother to turn on the lights.
>He runs to the lightswitch
>Stops in his tracks.
>Looks down
>Cries
>I lol'd to the situation

That's from what I remember. It was either he kneeled down to grab it and he crushed it under his knee or this.
#9 - monsterking (02/27/2013) [-]
oh god why am i laughing
oh god why am i laughing
#188 to #9 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Same thing for me... We have a sadism problem.
#154 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Nice one, Phil.
#5 - pappathethird (02/27/2013) [-]
That's ... sad
That's ... sad
#4 - Shindagoku (02/27/2013) [-]
.gif somewhat related?
.gif somewhat related?
User avatar #45 to #4 - monkeysniper (02/27/2013) [-]
I've gotten hit in the head with a ceiling fan before, that **** ******* hurts
#1 - vatra (02/27/2013) [-]
He was so young, he barely even know where babies come from.
User avatar #2 to #1 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh **** , I was just going to make a Hamtaro reference. It's the first thing I thought of.
User avatar #63 to #2 - deathstare (02/27/2013) [-]
Because the title was Hamtaro?
User avatar #115 to #63 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
****

I didn't even notice. Now I feel like an imbicile.
User avatar #210 to #115 - deathstare (02/28/2013) [-]
It's okay. We all derp sometimes
User avatar #6 to #1 - theonewhoderps ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Hamtaro was a good show.
User avatar #64 to #1 - deathstare (02/27/2013) [-]
Hamtaro was young 11 years ago. His owner is now getting drunk, so she must be like 21+
That ***** lived a long life.
#163 - newmainman (02/28/2013) [-]
Hamsters reaction before impact
#110 - MRGamer (02/27/2013) [-]
I can't even imagine that special place in hell for laughing so hard at this.
I'll see most of you there.
User avatar #217 - noodlelover (02/28/2013) [-]
>have hamster
>let it out of cage for about a good 20 seconds
>runs around my house at top speeds leaving behind trails of **** pellets
>cant catch him because when im about to catch him he squeezes under a couch or some ****
> **** hamsters
#211 - iamphoenix (02/28/2013) [-]
"Guys, listen
LISTEN, guys
We'll -
Listen, you guys!
We'll make a vest for the hamster and-
Seriously, you guys, listen
We'll make a vest for the hamster...
AND HE'LL FLY"
#140 - aguta (02/27/2013) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Black history month 1 ** what i do when i'm drunk
#173 to #140 - SaNcAlandariel (02/28/2013) [-]
Gif somewhat related.
Gif somewhat related.
#227 - stigforprez (02/28/2013) [-]
i actually laughed so hard my parents woke up to see if i was ok
i actually laughed so hard my parents woke up to see if i was ok
#243 to #227 - xathos (02/28/2013) [-]
what the **** is that gif?
User avatar #254 to #243 - soultheft (02/28/2013) [-]
raptor jesus
#228 to #227 - phsionix (02/28/2013) [-]
But are you okay?
But are you okay?
#229 to #228 - stigforprez (02/28/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#98 - ICEDgrunge (02/27/2013) [-]
>Hamster slams into the wall at mach speed

Well, there goes my ******* drink all over the keyboard
#151 - freshbakedrolls (02/28/2013) [-]
lost it at "goodnight sweet price"
lost it at "goodnight sweet price"
#31 - bananamilkshake (02/27/2013) [-]
mfw i found the choice of spelling hamster as hampster as the funniest part
mfw i found the choice of spelling hamster as hampster as the funniest part
#44 - debee (02/27/2013) [-]
It's even funnier when you actually picture the scene in your mind
It's even funnier when you actually picture the scene in your mind
User avatar #66 to #44 - deathstare (02/27/2013) [-]
This usually happens when people read...
#12 - mattdoggy (02/27/2013) [-]
This is just wrong but i can't stop laughing
This is just wrong but i can't stop laughing
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