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User avatar #6 - zeroxnight (02/27/2013) [-]
now it all makes sense. When they ate from it, they felt shame and covered themselves with clothes.
User avatar #30 to #6 - noket (02/27/2013) [-]
actually the apple was a metaphor for sex.. they didn't ate any apple, they had sex and god was all mad and stuff..
#9 - bitchplzzz (02/27/2013) [-]
So apparently, god was a microwave timer.
#29 to #9 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was a button.
#14 - cbr (02/27/2013) [-]
the /b/ tree?
#8 - felixjarl (02/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, i got some rater nasty **** i would not like to share.
#1 - vegetatheprince (02/27/2013) [-]
hope no one ever eats from my trees.
User avatar #2 to #1 - aldheim (02/27/2013) [-]
I can't help but assume you have a lot of Vegeta-based porn in those.
#23 to #2 - babyanalraper (02/27/2013) [-]
Well, he is quite sexy... No homo though.
Well, he is quite sexy... No homo though.
#24 - copperman (02/27/2013) [-]
and the woman ate first proving once and for all that they are the perverted ones
and the woman ate first proving once and for all that they are the perverted ones
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User avatar #15 - axtinguisher (02/27/2013) [-]
I thought God was a giant lemon at first.
#25 - manazetsugi (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - giveupnow (02/27/2013) [-]
I have unspeakable horrors in mine.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kamusioso (02/27/2013) [-]
are... are you god?
User avatar #13 to #12 - giveupnow (02/27/2013) [-]
Maybe...
User avatar #16 to #11 - crazylance (02/27/2013) [-]
Trust me, you are probably not the only one with morally questionable material in their folder ...
User avatar #17 to #16 - giveupnow (02/27/2013) [-]
You have no idea.
#19 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
Porn file trees, tree's that give you wood.
#40 - diggytits (02/27/2013) [-]
I really don't get why people draw god as some abstract thing all the time. God said man was made in his image so why do people say he looks like a giant spaghetti monster? I'm not religious, just confused.
I really don't get why people draw god as some abstract thing all the time. God said man was made in his image so why do people say he looks like a giant spaghetti monster? I'm not religious, just confused.
#42 to #40 - lostabyss (03/03/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that was supposed to be referring to our ability to think and reason.

if humans are literally made in god's image, why the hell does god need legs? can he only walk through the universe? or hands? god has to touch things in order to manipulate them?
pretty much everything about our physical being would not be found on an omnipotent, omnipresent, immortal being.
#41 to #40 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Maybe it's Islamic?
User avatar #28 - pastelink (02/27/2013) [-]
How were they supposed to know that eating from it was wrong if they had to eat from it to know that it was wrong?
User avatar #37 to #28 - swifterly (02/27/2013) [-]
I thought it's a story of passing the buck.
They were like children, and if you tell a child not to do something, he does it.
God is God, he knew what would happen if he placed a tree smack dab center of the graden, and you couldn't get to one side of the garden without passing said tree, and told them not to eat from it, that they would eat from it. But, when they know right from wrong, they knew what they did was wrong. When God asked them where are they, they said hiding, he said why are you hiding, they said because we are naked. He tells them how do they know they are naked and they say we wait from the tree. When he asks Adam why he ate from the tree he says the women you gave me gave me the apple, so he blamed Eve. When he asked Eve she blamed the Serpent. They both passed around the plate rather than taking blame for their actions because they knew right from wrong after they ate the apple.
#39 to #37 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
tl;dr

If you tell someone outright to not do something, they're more likely to do it. Explain to them why they shouldn't, and they won't.
User avatar #32 to #28 - unknownmercury ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
God explicitly tells them not to eat from it.
User avatar #33 to #28 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
Because God told them.

It's a metaphor.
#10 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
thumbed down because no source
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