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#39 to #29 - spidermanthreading (02/27/2013) [-]

But I already took a shower
#42 - superluca (02/27/2013) [-]
God damn I forgot how much I love stoner humor comics
God damn I forgot how much I love stoner humor comics
#26 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
weed is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who can't have fun with their friends without weed. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to smoke. Or the people who smoke to hide from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and pot heads insist there's no bad side affects. It lowers your lung capacity. It also lowers your reaction time. Marijuana smoke burns a lot hotter than tobacco smoke so that also damages the lungs. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Weed also causes memory loss.

But one of the biggest problem with weed is the people you buy it from. You buy it from your local drug dealer, that's not that bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore dealers are. The ones who ******* kill people or hurt them and cause fear. That's who your money is going to. Even if you just smoke casually.
#41 to #26 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Let people have fun if it doesn't hurt anyone else. You sound like a really stressed guy, maybe you'd benefit from a a little smoke.
#51 to #41 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
No thanks, I actually want to be productive. And once you become a part of society you become my business.
#53 to #51 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Nah m8. If I want to chill after a long day it's my choice and you can't do anything about it. So go to bed tonight cranky as you like, thinking you're some incarnate of an ideal society, but I'll have a drink or a smoke and sleep like a baby. Oh and if you're trolling, you're a cock.
#54 to #53 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm sure there's something much more productive you could be doing with your time...
User avatar #57 to #54 - ImsoObvious (02/28/2013) [-]
productive productive productive productive productive productive productive.

What are you doing with your life that is so great? Weed is basically a hobby. you're sitting on funnyjunk arguing weed is bad, while another person may be sitting in their house smoking. Both examples arent considered "productive", but you for some reason think your alternative is better. If you're finished with the day and have nothing to do, why cant someone smoke weed without being a nonproductive person you derp
#61 to #57 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
But the difference is you're damaging your body. And that damage may require medical attention at some point. So you take medical resources and doctor time away from others.
User avatar #58 to #57 - lechance (02/28/2013) [-]
There is such a thing as a productive stoner. Shame most people group us with the hippies and Tv stonerfags.
#43 to #26 - fractalius (02/27/2013) [-]
I haven't seen this copypasta in a while.

Tfw no one on funnyjunk recognizes such an obvious copypasta. "I hate the people who can't have fun with their friends without weed" such a recognizable one
User avatar #33 to #26 - ouiouisucklepeepee (02/27/2013) [-]
yeah dude? cool
#27 to #26 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
User avatar #31 to #26 - ImsoObvious (02/27/2013) [-]
You're a ******* retard. man the **** up? Why dont you man the **** up and smoke with your friends instead of being the odd loser out and sit in the corner muttering to yourself how pathetic everyone else is but you as you sit inthe corner at a party and awkwardly laugh, trying to fit in while everyone else has a great time because they grew a pair and smoked weed.

Weed causes memory loss? Yeah, memory loss from the time you were high. happens with alcohol too. you act like its a bad thing. Lowering sperm count? Never heard this before, I kind of thinkyou made it up. And whats the big deal anyways? Do you like shooting big loads or something? 99.9 percent of us arent aspiring male porn actors, so I think we'll live.Lowering reaction time? Again, this is only when you are high. Which really isnt a big deal at all unless you get in a car. All these "nasty" side effects you are listing are just part of the high you get and have no damage whatsoever.

Either get new friends who like to sober or stop being some ignorant 50 year old mom who believes weed is the devils way of poisioning our youth
#37 to #31 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
You are a dumbass... I'll just leave it at that.
#52 to #31 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
No thanks to the offer, I actually want to be productive. I can go to a party and have fun without alcohol. If you can't enjoy yourself surrounded by all your friends than you're just a boring person in general. And you want long term affects? Here are some reasons why it's bad for adolescence, the age group that most people start smoking and smoke the most often.
1. Teens using marijuana before age 18 are two to four times more likely to develop psychosis as young adults compared to those who do not.
2. The teen brain is much more vulnerable to addiction. One in 6 kids who try marijuana before age 18 will either abuse it or become addicted to it compared with 1 in 25 adults.
3. Studies show that heavy doses of THC, the key chemical in marijuana, during adolescence change the way the brain develops. In particular, marijuana’s harmful effects strike the hippocampus, which is critical for learning and memory.
User avatar #56 to #52 - ImsoObvious (02/28/2013) [-]
Whether you go to a party high/drunk/sober, you arent being productive you dumbass.

1. thats ********
2. you dont get addicted to marijuana
3. A heavy dose of ANYTHING will ******* affect the brain ina negative way. do you have any idea how stupid that sounds typing it out. "Stdy shows that eating too much food will cause you to get fat hur durr.) You dont take in heavy doses of thc when you smoke weed. if would literally require you to smoke everyday multiple times a day to have the brain defect you're talking about.

keep thinking weed is the antichrist you shut in
#59 to #56 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm not the ones who made these results... they were published on an actual medical site. They're all legit. Do some ******* research.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ImsoObvious (03/01/2013) [-]
Why ould you research and put so much time into something harmless. its whatever, im not going to argue with your downy ass anymore. go do something productive
#62 to #60 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
It's not harmless though... those 3 points explain why it's not.
#50 to #26 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Anon is right...

I'm okay with people who smoke but seem themselves like the greatest ************ and like pot was going to be the solution of the world... While everyone who smoke tobacco cigarettes are ashamed or, at least, not willing to show their addiction, potheads have pride. And yes. Marijuana do harm to the body, especially the lungs.
User avatar #34 - beardedpants (02/27/2013) [-]
Le so fahny rage comec i luv dez me-mez XD!!!111!!!

420 blaz it yo!
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User avatar #30 to #1 - ImsoObvious (02/27/2013) [-]
**** yourself
#32 to #1 - hangingtree (02/27/2013) [-]
So do I, but I don't 			*******		 post it on content that doesn't really need it.    
Come on man.
So do I, but I don't ******* post it on content that doesn't really need it.
Come on man.
#55 to #1 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
you should feel sorry for saying that
User avatar #11 to #1 - masdercheef ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Well, I don't think it's all that bad. In fact, it's the first thing I thought too. Living up here in Connecticut, people generally don't refer to others as sugar cube. Ever. You from up North, or somewhere other than the States?
#10 to #1 - zetche (02/27/2013) [-]
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#18 to #1 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 to #1 - bitchplzzz (02/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 to #1 - justinishere (02/27/2013) [-]
reserve these comments for your faggot pony posts
#15 to #1 - sideffect (02/27/2013) [-]
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#23 to #1 - andnowducks (02/27/2013) [-]
At least you're taking it like a man, but still you're gay so I'll leave this comment alone, I couldn't down thumb because you're taking it, I can't green thumb because you're gay.
At least you're taking it like a man, but still you're gay so I'll leave this comment alone, I couldn't down thumb because you're taking it, I can't green thumb because you're gay.
#12 to #1 - allamericandude (02/27/2013) [-]
MFW right now.
User avatar #40 to #12 - crazyglove (02/27/2013) [-]
Beautiful reaction image.
User avatar #22 to #1 - prettyflyforaderp (02/27/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing but people dont like it when you mention ponys outside of the brony zone
User avatar #21 to #1 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (02/27/2013) [-]
Shut. Up.
User avatar #44 to #21 - trollins (02/27/2013) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #46 to #44 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (02/27/2013) [-]
something about how a word reminded him of applejack from MLP... he was being and annoying briny
User avatar #47 to #46 - trollins (02/27/2013) [-]
Well then.

I'm a brony myself, and I still think he's a faggot.
#13 to #1 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
hahaha faget
User avatar #17 to #1 - hahafunnyuwhore (02/27/2013) [-]
The keeper council has specifically told us not to talk about that in these premises. We have sent the keeper enforcers your way.
User avatar #28 to #1 - maxismahname (02/27/2013) [-]
Yeah dude i totally agree.... that you're a faggot HAHAHAHA
User avatar #2 to #1 - shadeyyy (02/27/2013) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #49 - jimmyrustlinhustla (02/27/2013) [-]
Nice one phil
User avatar #48 - brokded (02/27/2013) [-]
Well done OP. well done
#35 - turoox (02/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - deadmuerto (02/27/2013) [-]
sure jumbled her johnsons
#8 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk rejoice as someone finally used the comic creator!
User avatar #20 to #8 - Imbtrtenu (02/27/2013) [-]
Actually it's just a repost.
User avatar #45 to #20 - ilovehitler (02/27/2013) [-]
And OP is a fag.
#6 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Please see picture below my comment for MFW I've done this before.
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