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33 C) Fart " General Anonymous ) Replies:
yhave to sleep at parents' house
yhave bedroom right next to parents' bedroom
eonly separated by a thin, wooden wall
gewdnight
sleep
istant up and go to the wall between our bedrooms
ppre asscheeks against the wall
fart begins as a low murmur
quicks into overdrive and blasts my entire assure siendo all outer the wall and into the other room
leap into bed just as dad opens my door and peeks in
tthanks Pm still asleep
cleaves
up and violate the wall again
aeroblast is so powerful, the ring of my ass hole practically drums against the wall
shear dad aome and pretend to be asleep again
up to the wall when he' s gone
spread all outer the damp spot on the wall and preparing to unleash another nuclear holocaust
S ABOMB
spuddenly, see dad leap into my room right in the middle of my assplosion
yhis face when
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Submitted: 02/26/2013
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#1 - xelhuronx (02/27/2013) [-]
holy **** that was great
#22 - XboxJunky (02/27/2013) [-]
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
#3 - thunderpony (02/27/2013) [-]
9001 / 10
9001 / 10
User avatar #44 to #3 - ctrlaltdeleet (02/27/2013) [-]
fine! I'll roll back up to read it...
#25 - gunnay (02/27/2013) [-]
>nuclear holocaust
>nuclear holocaust
User avatar #48 to #25 - kafudamapla (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh God what film is this again??
#52 to #48 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
backdoor sluts 9
#61 - thisisestonia (02/27/2013) [-]
best 4chan text i've written
best 4chan text i've written
User avatar #64 to #61 - iwebby (02/27/2013) [-]
you wrote this?
#65 to #64 - thisisestonia (02/27/2013) [-]
oh crap, I meant read.

sorry
User avatar #66 to #65 - iwebby (02/27/2013) [-]
its ok but can you do me a favor and post pics to my pics folder
User avatar #68 to #66 - thisisestonia (02/27/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, your pics folder? I'm dun goofed
User avatar #70 to #68 - iwebby (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, here goes again:

It is ok, but can you post a funny pic?
#81 to #70 - thisisestonia (02/27/2013) [-]
Heh, sure...
User avatar #151 to #81 - iwebby (02/28/2013) [-]
Thanks :D
#15 - kokkodellrrisch (02/27/2013) [-]
ITT: Post your favourite 4chan stories.
User avatar #83 to #15 - daentraya (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm looking for this particular post. It is really long, absolutely beautifully written, and about with diarrhea and a guy next stall. Im just hoping to be reunited with that wonderful piece of text
User avatar #150 to #133 - daentraya (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes it was. I didnt actually expect to find it, as the number of diarreha posts is so great
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#136 to #15 - dingbox (02/27/2013) [-]
I love ************* stories, heres another one!
#93 to #15 - loffe (02/27/2013) [-]
I still love this one.
#101 to #15 - knurl (02/27/2013) [-]
This one is so worth the read.
User avatar #149 to #101 - daentraya (02/28/2013) [-]
I found it. I found the dahm thing. I've been looking for this for an eternity. Thank you for having such glorious stuff
#42 to #15 - Frankles (02/27/2013) [-]
The best 4chan thread I've ever seen (Part 1)
#43 to #42 - Frankles (02/27/2013) [-]
(Part 2)
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#36 to #17 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
That made my day. Thank you good sir.
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+1
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User avatar #147 to #145 - rieskimo (02/27/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that was but it made me laugh more than that fat **** who took their motorized wheelchair through the Macdonalds drive-thru.
#49 - jaigurudevaom (02/27/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard I spat out my gum and started dribbling
I laughed so hard I spat out my gum and started dribbling
User avatar #29 - ebosh (02/27/2013) [-]
Good god that was glorious
#24 - zdaninjamonkey (02/27/2013) [-]
OMG it was so hard for me not to wake my daughter up, I wanted to laugh so hard at this
#19 - commentboner (02/27/2013) [-]
Brilliant! 10/10
#16 - maxbeejax (02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 - thefunnyjunktroll (02/27/2013) [-]
I am laughing way too hard here.
User avatar #31 - Pein (02/27/2013) [-]
"Asshole practically drums against the wall"
******* lost it
#21 - usernameistaken (02/27/2013) [-]
oh my god that was good

10/10
#122 - arkadia (02/27/2013) [-]
lost it at ass-crescendo
#37 - aesis (02/27/2013) [-]
I was drinking tea while reading this.   
   
It's all over the floor and desk now..
I was drinking tea while reading this.

It's all over the floor and desk now..
User avatar #50 to #37 - bjartur (02/27/2013) [-]
could I have the source for that ?
#57 to #50 - spazo (02/27/2013) [-]
gallon smashing on youtube.
User avatar #139 to #57 - bjartur (02/27/2013) [-]
thx ^^
#82 - clownsplosion (02/27/2013) [-]
A bomb.
User avatar #91 to #82 - crazylance (02/27/2013) [-]
That part made my day !
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