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yhave to sleep at parents' house
yhave bedroom right next to parents' bedroom
eonly separated by a thin, wooden wall
gewdnight
sleep
istant up and go to the wall between our bedrooms
ppre asscheeks against the wall
fart begins as a low murmur
quicks into overdrive and blasts my entire assure siendo all outer the wall and into the other room
leap into bed just as dad opens my door and peeks in
tthanks Pm still asleep
cleaves
up and violate the wall again
aeroblast is so powerful, the ring of my ass hole practically drums against the wall
shear dad aome and pretend to be asleep again
up to the wall when he' s gone
spread all outer the damp spot on the wall and preparing to unleash another nuclear holocaust
S ABOMB
spuddenly, see dad leap into my room right in the middle of my assplosion
yhis face when
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#3 - thunderpony
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(02/27/2013) [-]
9001 / 10
9001 / 10
#44 to #3 - ctrlaltdeleet
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(02/27/2013) [-]
fine! I'll roll back up to read it...
#1 - xelhuronx
Reply +63
(02/27/2013) [-]
holy **** that was great
#15 - kokkodellrrisch
Reply +36
(02/27/2013) [-]
ITT: Post your favourite 4chan stories.
#83 to #15 - daentraya
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I'm looking for this particular post. It is really long, absolutely beautifully written, and about with diarrhea and a guy next stall. Im just hoping to be reunited with that wonderful piece of text
#150 to #133 - daentraya
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Yes it was. I didnt actually expect to find it, as the number of diarreha posts is so great
#110 to #15 - wisebox **User deleted account**
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#136 to #15 - dingbox
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I love ************* stories, heres another one!
#114 to #15 - enforcedno
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#112 to #15 - jimmyprice
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#93 to #15 - loffe
Reply +4
(02/27/2013) [-]
I still love this one.
#101 to #15 - knurl
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(02/27/2013) [-]
This one is so worth the read.
#149 to #101 - daentraya
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I found it. I found the dahm thing. I've been looking for this for an eternity. Thank you for having such glorious stuff
#42 to #15 - Frankles
Reply +6
(02/27/2013) [-]
The best 4chan thread I've ever seen (Part 1)
#43 to #42 - Frankles
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(02/27/2013) [-]
(Part 2)
#40 to #15 - whycanticaps
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#17 to #15 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#146 to #17 - rieskimo
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#144 to #17 - ICEDgrunge
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#145 to #144 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#147 to #145 - rieskimo
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that was but it made me laugh more than that fat **** who took their motorized wheelchair through the Macdonalds drive-thru.
#36 to #17 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
That made my day. Thank you good sir.
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#22 - XboxJunky
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
#16 - maxbeejax
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(02/27/2013) [-]
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#119 - namdelliks
Reply 0
(02/27/2013) [-]
Fart jokes? Really? They weren't even funny in 4th grade, much less now.
Fart jokes? Really? They weren't even funny in 4th grade, much less now.
#121 to #119 - arkadia
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(02/27/2013) [-]
well obviously you suck.
#123 to #119 - crampypmarc
Reply +21
(02/27/2013) [-]
They were funny in fourth chan.
They were funny in fourth chan.
#130 to #123 - sirbrentcoe
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(02/27/2013) [-]
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#125 to #123 - namdelliks
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(02/27/2013) [-]
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#25 - gunnay
Reply +21
(02/27/2013) [-]
>nuclear holocaust
>nuclear holocaust
#48 to #25 - kafudamapla
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Oh God what film is this again??
#52 to #48 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
backdoor sluts 9
#24 - zdaninjamonkey
Reply +19
(02/27/2013) [-]
OMG it was so hard for me not to wake my daughter up, I wanted to laugh so hard at this
#61 - thisisestonia
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(02/27/2013) [-]
best 4chan text i've written
best 4chan text i've written
#64 to #61 - iwebby
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(02/27/2013) [-]
you wrote this?
#65 to #64 - thisisestonia
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(02/27/2013) [-]
oh crap, I meant read.

sorry
#66 to #65 - iwebby
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(02/27/2013) [-]
its ok but can you do me a favor and post pics to my pics folder
#68 to #66 - thisisestonia
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(02/27/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, your pics folder? I'm dun goofed
#70 to #68 - iwebby
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, here goes again:

It is ok, but can you post a funny pic?
#81 to #70 - thisisestonia
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Heh, sure...
#151 to #81 - iwebby
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Thanks :D