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33 C) Fart " General Anonymous ) Replies:
yhave to sleep at parents' house
yhave bedroom right next to parents' bedroom
eonly separated by a thin, wooden wall
gewdnight
sleep
istant up and go to the wall between our bedrooms
ppre asscheeks against the wall
fart begins as a low murmur
quicks into overdrive and blasts my entire assure siendo all outer the wall and into the other room
leap into bed just as dad opens my door and peeks in
tthanks Pm still asleep
cleaves
up and violate the wall again
aeroblast is so powerful, the ring of my ass hole practically drums against the wall
shear dad aome and pretend to be asleep again
up to the wall when he' s gone
spread all outer the damp spot on the wall and preparing to unleash another nuclear holocaust
S ABOMB
spuddenly, see dad leap into my room right in the middle of my assplosion
yhis face when
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Submitted: 02/26/2013
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#3 - thunderpony ONLINE (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
9001 / 10
9001 / 10
#1 - xelhuronx (02/27/2013) [-]
holy **** that was great
#15 - kokkodellrrisch (02/27/2013) [+] (24 replies)
ITT: Post your favourite 4chan stories.
+46
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#22 - XboxJunky (02/27/2013) [-]
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
Stories like this make me laugh like an asthmatic retard.
#16 - maxbeejax (02/27/2013) [-]
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#25 - gunnay (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>nuclear holocaust
>nuclear holocaust
#119 - namdelliks (02/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fart jokes? Really? They weren't even funny in 4th grade, much less now.
Fart jokes? Really? They weren't even funny in 4th grade, much less now.
#123 to #119 - crampypmarc (02/27/2013) [-]
They were funny in fourth chan.
They were funny in fourth chan.
#24 - zdaninjamonkey (02/27/2013) [-]
OMG it was so hard for me not to wake my daughter up, I wanted to laugh so hard at this
#61 - thisisestonia (02/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
best 4chan text i've written
best 4chan text i've written
#67 - Pompano (02/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I need more.    
Reply with your best 4chan threads.
I need more.
Reply with your best 4chan threads.
#37 - aesis (02/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was drinking tea while reading this.   
   
It's all over the floor and desk now..
I was drinking tea while reading this.

It's all over the floor and desk now..
#49 - jaigurudevaom (02/27/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard I spat out my gum and started dribbling
I laughed so hard I spat out my gum and started dribbling
User avatar #29 - ebosh (02/27/2013) [-]
Good god that was glorious
#19 - commentboner (02/27/2013) [-]
Brilliant! 10/10
User avatar #89 - andrewjla (02/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Fart jokes? how old are you guys?
User avatar #92 to #89 - snowboyforlife (02/27/2013) [-]
Old enough to party
#46 - thefunnyjunktroll (02/27/2013) [-]
I am laughing way too hard here.
User avatar #31 - Pein ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
"Asshole practically drums against the wall"
******* lost it
#21 - usernameistaken (02/27/2013) [-]
oh my god that was good

10/10
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