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Your arm or your soul

A man will, like, steal your ear year heme down or heat the
slit out of you, but a worri' iit" itroll, ruin your ******* life.
Do yen see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm oft and
throw it in a river, hut he' ll leave yen, as a human being, intact.
He won' t **** with who you are.
Women are , **** inside of your heart.
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User avatar #7 - tarnis (02/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a boy ive let this happen to me, As a Man it will never happen again. #whoamikidding.
#20 to #7 - eattherich (02/27/2013) [-]
Your hashtag has no power here.
#1 - turtlespear (02/26/2013) [-]
love louis ck
love louis ck
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The more I waste time on funnyjunk, the more convinced I become that most guys are emotionally sissies.
User avatar #25 - noimnot (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Woman are pathetic though. When men have a problem they sort it, with violence or without. Then its done. But women, they try to make the problem seem worse that it actually is, try to sort it, make things worse, and when they have they'll still go and talk about the other person behind their back.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is why you should be kind to the kind women, and stay the **** away from the evil women.
#37 - nephrithotroll (02/27/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
The unholy things a woman can do.
#36 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Everyone going through heartbreak right now will do math to thumb this up.
#49 to #48 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/28/2013) [-]
I take it you still want her?
Tell her forget the ******** , life's too short to keep making mistakes and she should fix things now before it's too late, if she wants you she needs to say it now.

My story;
>me and ex hook up around march 2011, but both of us are too busy and far apart so decide not to see each other just yet.
> meet her in feb 2012... she tells me she got engaged.
> meet her in may.. sex, tells me she loves me.
> have a lot moments, then she tells me she doesn't want me
> I tell her if she ever tries anything and I want her I won't stop
> she gets some pretty bad kidney infection and she's home alone trying to look after herself, so I look after her for 2 weeks, spend every day taking care of her. She tries to kiss me and stuff but I don't let her
> gets to a stage where she has to go hospital... fiancee appears finally....
> I'm getting over her though by this stage, moved on got a new girlfriend.. we decided to split up though
> told her I split up with her... sex, tells me she loves me I make her happy ect...
> Spends a whole week with her fiancee, usually they talk once a week..
> Breaks my heart on v-day and says she doesn't want me, again.
Oh ye, upto this point I called her everynight (almost) to put her sleep, she can't unless I do it.


I'm pretty Ok with it now, and we've not spoken at all for 2 weeks, I know she won't have had any sleep and will be crazy depressed right now, but I'm not too bothered, she wants to be with him, she needs to be happy with how he helps her.

I think I'm a bad person for sleeping with her, but she kept coming after me and I had to push her off, so I'm not all bad.. I could only resist upto a point.
#30 - poden (02/27/2013) [-]
season 4, im waiting for you!
#15 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is why you never hear of crazy gay break-up stories.
User avatar #44 to #15 - BadManTaliban (02/27/2013) [-]
a friend of mine once broke up with her gf. the chick drove over to my friends house the next day and started throwing dildos (i **** you not) at her house.
User avatar #6 - triforcechosen (02/27/2013) [-]
this is true.... so true
#3 - clownfury (02/26/2013) [-]
**clownfury rolled a random comment #141 posted by brettyoke at Beautiful writing ** :
Not to be unfair to the quality of that writing, but, that's calligraphy, not all that uncommon. There's people who would make you **** your pants if you think this is impressive.
#35 - doyoulikeapizza (02/27/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at kids these days **
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