Ghosts. . A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he asks, "How ronny people here bel
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Ghosts

A professor at the University of Alabama was
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he
asks, "How ronny people here believe in ghosts.
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that' s a good start. Glut of those
who believe in thasts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
That' s really good. Tin really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
That' s fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question firther_ Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and
says, "Son, all the years I' been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost- Youve got to come up here and tell us
about your experience"
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it' s like to have sex with a
ghost?
Bubba replied, " **** , from way back there I
thought you said Goats."
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#1 - dalokan ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]




I wanna go home.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
Right in the feels, man...
#7 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (02/27/2013) [-]
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I bet he felt really sheepish after that


i know its a goat but still its livestock
#10 to #7 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
ewe should be ashamed of that joke
#15 to #7 - lostdagame (02/27/2013) [-]
That joke was really baaaaaaaaaad
#13 to #7 - curryindianboy (02/27/2013) [-]
Kinda went out on a lamb there.
User avatar #17 to #13 - flixoe (02/27/2013) [-]
But it porked out in the end.
#9 - thewazabro (02/27/2013) [-]
Anyone else read this in a redneck accent?
Anyone else read this in a redneck accent?
User avatar #30 to #9 - ChristopherLloyd (02/27/2013) [-]
what is that gif from?
User avatar #33 to #30 - OptimusRhyme (02/27/2013) [-]
scary movie 3, if i'm not mistaken
#31 to #30 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Scary Movie 3
#34 to #31 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
It's making fun of The Ring
#35 to #30 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Dragonball Z
User avatar #8 - xenoquack (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm really curious as to the point of the lecture...
+3
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User avatar #12 - happygrowman (02/27/2013) [-]
never heard of a middle eastern man named bubba before.
User avatar #16 to #12 - techketzer (02/27/2013) [-]
You have now.
#19 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
I believe in ghosts. I've seen ghosts. Never ****** a ghost but I've had sex with a demon and a werewolf. Wanna here my stories, bitch?
#20 to #19 - sevourjoe (02/27/2013) [-]
uhh... yeah.
#21 to #20 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
Why am the only one who watched this?
#36 to #21 - racrox (02/27/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
User avatar #24 to #21 - multednipple (02/27/2013) [-]
You're definitely not the only one to watch this show. I think Supernatural is one of the best shows on television. You're first comment wasn't very funny, hence the red thumbs.
User avatar #27 to #24 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
Thanks for the honesty and not being a dickhead.
User avatar #29 to #27 - multednipple (02/27/2013) [-]
I was hoping you wouldn't take offense to my comment. So no problem bro
User avatar #38 to #21 - megaton (02/27/2013) [-]
SAM should have kept his telekinesis. i never really understood why he lost it. he got it before ever drinking daemon blood so he should have at least had a weakened version of it after he stopped
User avatar #39 to #38 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
I never really understood it either. But maybe it had something to do with his soul being left in hell with Michael and Lucifer? I'm really not sure.
User avatar #40 to #39 - megaton (02/27/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #25 to #21 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
I really should have said "Am I". Forget the "why"
#23 to #21 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
You're not, don't act like a special little snowflake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - slowbroking (02/27/2013) [-]
*watches
#6 - triforcechosen (02/27/2013) [-]
Hahaha... but srsly that 			****		 fo real yo
Hahaha... but srsly that **** fo real yo
User avatar #32 - fuqnmotzart (02/27/2013) [-]
my grandpa who definitely is losing it seems to always tell me this every time we get together, makes me laugh every time
User avatar #3 - mrfourtysevenman (02/26/2013) [-]
its funny because the second time this was reposted was when i told this joke at work and now here i am again
User avatar #4 to #3 - grrphc (02/26/2013) [-]
I PROMISE that was not the second time this was reposted..
#37 - ishotthedeputy (02/27/2013) [-]
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Balls of.....titanium ** What I made love to
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Balls of.....titanium ** What I made love to
#28 - creosote (02/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be a KKK joke.
User avatar #11 - turbodoosh (02/27/2013) [-]
I'd make sweet love to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEdqn-Gtg-s
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