All that is needed is 10 seconds. .. and then you just take a screenshot of the picture with ur iphone snapchat ten seconds Photo app
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#1 - anon
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Implying teenager boys are systematically precocious ejaculators? Never heard of such thing... And never had that problem. This joke makes no sense.
#18 to #1 - bowservoltaire
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Are you a girl or something?
#3 to #1 - puppett
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(02/26/2013) [-]
question is, why would you want more than 10seconds to fap to a picture, its not the time and place for that
#5 to #1 - anon
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Shut up retard.
#49 to #1 - kingpongthedon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you meant premature ejaculators, a precocious ejaculator would be a different story entirely.
#22 to #1 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(02/27/2013) [-]
A joke makes no sense? maybe because its a joke...
A joke makes no sense? maybe because its a joke...
#25 to #1 - flyingwhale
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(02/27/2013) [-]
12-year-old detected
#31 to #1 - superanonymouspers ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 to #1 - beffen
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#38 to #1 - thtguyuknow
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I down thumbed you, now I'm part of the in crowd
#2 to #1 - emomonster
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg.
#11 - superluca
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(02/26/2013) [-]
#12 to #11 - legoturds
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I really strained my eyes trying to read that...
#42 to #11 - ffx
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(02/27/2013) [-]
And if you don't have photoshop?
#71 to #42 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Use Paint and draw the borders on.

You need to login to view this link and GIMP work fine, no need to have photoshop
#13 to #11 - golbot
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(02/26/2013) [-]
I read it just fine.

Do you go around funnyjunk with that pic just waiting to use it?
#52 to #11 - thapizzakillr
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(02/27/2013) [-]
except blue
except blue
#46 to #11 - nyanpoptart
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#20 to #11 - drmedic ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#66 to #20 - decayingapple
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#23 to #20 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
What about black with a black outline on a black background?
#35 to #23 - comanderspy
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#32 to #23 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
black is'nt a color. it is a shade
#44 to #32 - tomatospy
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(02/27/2013) [-]
"or brightness"
#60 to #32 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
No. Black is the presence of all colors and white is the absence of color
#63 to #60 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]

Black is the lack of any light, white is the combination of all light.

Lights mix in a different way than colors do.
#80 to #60 - clevernameguy
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was the other way around, like when light hits a prism and casts a rainbow.
#53 to #32 - Dwarf
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(02/27/2013) [-]
They're called "colored people", not "shaded people".
#27 to #23 - drmedic
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#26 to #23 - drmedic ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
you ************ i was about to type that.
So yeah, only exception
#29 to #26 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Reply to you because second anon wont get it. Look at the bottom left of the image...
#30 to #29 - drmedic ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I just saved a picture without looking here.
**** my life.
#17 to #11 - willindor
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#21 - lolzordz
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(02/27/2013) [-]
and then you just take a screenshot of the picture with ur iphone
#56 to #21 - tacobadger
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Snapchat tells you if the other person screenshots
#57 to #56 - tacobadger
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Atleast, I've been told
#58 to #57 - codyxvasco
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Oh no! They'll KNOW I saved it?!!?

That's actually pretty good. Scare the crap outta someone too.
#61 to #57 - zxmongoose
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(02/27/2013) [-]
That is correct. I had a friend test it out by asking her to screencap what I sent (a picture of the bottle of Mountain Dew I was drinking if I remember right). It'll tell you that a screenshot was taken.
#36 to #21 - coopadaman
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I tried that it works about as well as a ******
#51 to #36 - toxikxvenom
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(02/27/2013) [-]
it works sometimes. if you do it a few times
#54 to #51 - silasdg
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Hey babe could you send me that picture of you naked like 5 times? Why you ask? Oh No reason.
#55 to #54 - toxikxvenom
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Because of reasons.
#4 - thatstuffyouwant
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Can't most phones take screenshots...
#6 to #4 - blacktothefuture
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes they can.
#7 to #4 - oceanmist
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(02/26/2013) [-]
It tells you if the person you sent it to tried to screen shot it. Course, I myself just use another camera and take a picture of the screen.
#9 to #7 - commenteer
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(02/26/2013) [-]
I use a special screenshot app that it can't detect. ^-^
#15 to #9 - spartanofwar
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Name?
#19 to #15 - aharris
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(02/27/2013) [-]
i would also like to know
#33 to #19 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Don't use an app, using Cyanogenmod, set up the power button, hold it, and click screenshot.
#48 to #33 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Well it shows up when you use the native screenshot with AOKP and ParanoidAndroid why would it not show up with Cyanogen mod
#14 - khzelda
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(02/26/2013) [-]
i send everyone pictures of my genitals. and it only lasts three seconds. And no one will believe them
#8 - commenteer
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(02/26/2013) [-]
SnapFap
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#81 to #78 - Kabutops
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(02/27/2013) [-]
i think he's just sharing a laugh with most of us...and besides that ive never seen this before so it's a good thing he 'quoted a show written by professional comedy writers'
#85 to #81 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
judging by your construction of that comment I can say with 100% certainty that you are legally retarded
#90 to #85 - Kabutops
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(02/27/2013) [-]
how unfortunate
#62 - stillnotbob
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Everyone at my school is like "Ehrmagerd snerp chert" and I'm not hopping on that bandwagon anytime soon.
#10 - ImsoObvious
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Its basically just an elaborate ploy to see some tits and ass/slutyy pictures, only reason i use it. I also know how to screenshot the pictures i get sent without alerting them I took the screenshot, so win win
#16 to #10 - anon
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(02/27/2013) [-]
how do they not know?
#65 to #16 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]
They do. It alerts them. But what are they gonna do about it? Threaten to tell everyone that you saved a naked picture they sent you willingly?
#94 to #65 - ImsoObvious
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(02/27/2013) [-]
if you press the home button twice after taking the screenshot before the picture expires it wont alert them you took the screenshot
#95 to #94 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Good to know
#24 to #10 - huashuashuas
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(02/27/2013) [-]
how do you get a girl to post said pictures? And how do you screenshot without alerts?
#93 to #24 - ImsoObvious
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(02/27/2013) [-]
1. This girl asked me to bring her a slurpy since I was at 7/11, I said show me something sexy first to be persudaded. Or you just kinda ease into it. Or you can make a game, you both sned revealing photos but you both promise not to screenshot.

2. to screenshot without them knowin, take a normal screen shot of said picture, then before the picture expires hit your home button on your iphone twice. this should stop them from getting the alert.
#50 to #24 - IncarceratedNinja
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(02/27/2013) [-]
best way to do it without an un jailbroken iphone is to wait until the counter gets to 2 seconds, then hold the power button down, then when the picture is right about to go away, press the home button, works every time and they dont get an alert
#64 to #50 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Implying it doesn't work with jailbroken phones.


And press the home button first, pressing the power button in the updated one instantly closes the picture
#96 to #64 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Oh I misread it. I thought you were saying that the way to do it is you use an unjailbroken phone and follow these steps. My bad
#67 to #64 - IncarceratedNinja
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(02/27/2013) [-]
i did not imply it didnt work with a jailbroken phone. a jail broken phone is the best option.
#97 to #67 - fractalius
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Read the above comment. Accidentally replied to myself
#74 - electrickwalrus ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #74 - WizardOfTheLawl
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(02/27/2013) [-]
another version of that
another version of that
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