And one mouse. .. He's not useless! That is masculine enough not to kill, but to love. I love you, Mr.Cat.
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User avatar #3 - dickbewt (02/26/2013) [-]
He's not useless!
That ************ is masculine enough not to kill, but to love.
I love you, Mr.Cat.
User avatar #4 to #3 - blackcomet (02/26/2013) [-]
That's to retarded for me to laugh.
#8 to #4 - iwishiwasfunny (02/26/2013) [-]
Your Grammar is retarded enough to make me laugh.
User avatar #12 to #8 - zyvac (02/26/2013) [-]
Why did you capitalize "Grammar"?
#13 to #12 - iwishiwasfunny (02/26/2013) [-]
I HAVE DISHONORED MY FAMIRY!
#25 to #24 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
Well that joke just flew right over your head.
User avatar #26 to #25 - varrlegrimscythe (02/27/2013) [-]
Nope, just felt like being a dick.
#27 to #26 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
Well.. i don't even have a relevant reaction image to reply with.   
So as a.. Just have some turk
Well.. i don't even have a relevant reaction image to reply with.
So as a.. Just have some turk
#48 to #24 - deezknuts (02/27/2013) [-]
dark matter < your comment
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#45 to #12 - deezknuts (02/27/2013) [-]
BECAUSE GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT
User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (02/26/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #53 to #3 - HOLYCARP (02/27/2013) [-]
The rat is infected with Toxo-plasma gondii, a parasite that makes the rat attracted to the cat, in the hat. You should hit that rat with a bat, and then hit your cat. Toxo-plasma gondii can infect humans as well, which will change the host humans psychology and may lead to suicide in rare cases.
#7 - chuckstein (02/26/2013) [-]
I have a pet rat, and it turns out they're really cuddly as long as you give them lots of interaction...
It's a Dumbo Rat... and they are ******* adorable.
Pic related, it's a dumbo rat.
User avatar #49 to #7 - guiguito ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
i had a laboratory rat
found he fleeing a shampoo factory
never seen a rat that clean before
shame some stray cats took his head off and ofered the rest of his boddy to me
User avatar #16 to #7 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/26/2013) [-]
That mother ******** adorable. Why women hate them is a mystery to me. (Not gonna lie, can't stand wild ones, though)
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User avatar #18 to #16 - chuckstein (02/27/2013) [-]
Well of course, wild rats are very bad. They tend to transmit diseases, and as a person who lives on the outskirts of NYC, rats get a real bad rep here because they are vicious and attack people in the city. It's kinda like dishonored, except instead of dying, you just need to get medicine.
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User avatar #11 - mumbojumbowumbo (02/26/2013) [-]
Not useless, he could be a rat-cat ambassador.
User avatar #6 - thisusernameisalie (02/26/2013) [-]
The cat is acting like a snake. He's constricting the rat, not cuddling it. You could see the rat trying to escape from the cat's deadly grasp.
#55 to #6 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
You just had to smack me with reality, didn't you? Dx
#14 - lulzdealer (02/26/2013) [-]
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"My" cat is nothing but an employee. She kills rats around the house for me and gets paid in tuna. I've also never bothered to name her.
User avatar #36 to #14 - applecows (02/27/2013) [-]
**applecows rolls 15** Kitler
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User avatar #50 to #14 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
Rat traps are cheaper, you know...
User avatar #57 to #50 - lulzdealer (02/27/2013) [-]
they would be if they were free. i didn't pay a dime for the cat, though. she just sort of showed up a few months back, i fed her and she stuck around and i never bothered to question it.
User avatar #59 to #57 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
I mean rat traps are cheaper than tuna.
#33 to #14 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 85** your cat's name is now Boba Fett.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - lulzdealer (02/27/2013) [-]
actually, that's a kickass idea. dubs names my cat, FJ.
#37 to #34 - trollacaust (02/27/2013) [-]
**trollacaust rolls 23** Master poopington
#38 to #34 - trollacaust (02/27/2013) [-]
**trollacaust rolls 98** mein fuhrer
User avatar #40 to #38 - lulzdealer (02/27/2013) [-]
i'm lol'ing at your one-offs right now
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User avatar #35 to #34 - cannibislover (02/27/2013) [-]
**cannibislover rolls 91** Name it: Estabonohuleorecardorodriguezamuchodioso
User avatar #43 to #14 - kadish ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**kadish rolls 22** Miaw Fuhrer
#51 to #43 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 32**
User avatar #22 - varrlegrimscythe (02/27/2013) [-]
All I see is a rat shunned and abandoned by his people because his father was accused of murdering the Great Rat king, and to clear his father's name he is coordinating with the Cat insurgence group known as Cat-tastrophe, in hopes of taking down the current Rat regime and taking vengeance on King Cheesewheel; the Current king and the rat who framed his father.
#20 - zomaru ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
At least you cat can find them.......
At least you cat can find them.......
#2 - mochinolucky (02/26/2013) [-]
He's gonna cuddle the rat to death. smart cat.
#31 to #2 - lawlfailwinepic (02/27/2013) [-]
&gt;Clever Girl   
&gt;He's   
K.
>Clever Girl
>He's
K.
#19 - midnightdove (02/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my puppeh
User avatar #54 - HOLYCARP (02/27/2013) [-]
The rat is infected with Toxo-plasma gondii, a parasite that makes the rat attracted to the cat, in the hat. You should hit that rat with a bat, and then hit your cat. Toxo-plasma gondii can infect humans as well, which will change the host humans psychology and may lead to suicide in rare cases.
#58 to #54 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Does it normally turn the infectee into Dr. Seuss?
User avatar #60 to #58 - HOLYCARP (02/27/2013) [-]
It could. I don't know that much about it, maybe no one does. *shrugs*
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#52 to #23 - flange (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm currently doing that with my family.
User avatar #9 - jimimij (02/26/2013) [-]
Cat isn't hungry today. Saves snack for later. Use for pillow now.
#10 to #9 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
later: world dominance
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User avatar #39 - butchagottacallnow (02/27/2013) [-]
Toxoplasma
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-5
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User avatar #32 to #15 - xenoquack (02/27/2013) [-]
Um. What?
User avatar #61 to #32 - fatspartan (02/27/2013) [-]
I'll admit it, not my best post...
I'll just take my red thumbs and go
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