Think about it. don't look at the tags. BILL NYE THU! I Follow 1- Atill_ haye_ tho I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES EACH OTHER PM- 20 this TI.. -Jam. I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up) They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the f you had one job
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User avatar #17 - melontwilight (02/26/2013) [-]
I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up)

They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the female in semen like a ******* fire hose. They don't even have to touch each other.
User avatar #34 to #17 - buthow (02/27/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #46 to #34 - melontwilight (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, how's it going?
User avatar #58 to #46 - buthow (02/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I got off for a sec. It's going good, how about you?
#38 to #17 - bknob ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a porno that looked something like this.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a porno that looked something like this.
#45 to #38 - comanderspy (02/27/2013) [-]
what about sanic?
User avatar #19 to #17 - IamEllis (02/26/2013) [-]
not too different from how I generally do it
User avatar #52 to #19 - davidavidson (02/27/2013) [-]
Gawd damn it Ellis..
User avatar #66 to #52 - IamEllis (02/27/2013) [-]
what? If you think that there is so damn bad, you should hear about this one time, mah buddeh Keith and I...
User avatar #67 to #66 - davidavidson (02/27/2013) [-]
SUNUVABITCHELLISITOLDU2SHADDAPBOI!!!
#30 to #19 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
So you're Bucky Larson?
User avatar #21 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
"The male approaches on his hind legs and tail, grunting in a low tone. His penis springs erect. He then becomes a urine cannon, squirting high-pressure jets of urine at the female. Everything suggests the urine is fired by ejaculation, not released by normal bladder pressure.... In less than a minute, a female may be thoroughly wetted from nose to tail...If the female decides now is the time, she hoists up her rump a bit and raises her tail, the underside of which is quill-less, and curves it up over her back, covering the quills thereon and exposing her genitalia. The male then approaches in a gingerly manner from the rear, walking on his hind legs and taking care to touch nothing with his forepaws but the safe part of the tail. The relevant apparatus having been lined up, docking occurs, followed by "violent orgasm" as the male unloads a year's worth of jism. The act lasts 2-5 minutes and may be repeated several times during the half-day window of opportunity."

Wht thank you straightdope, for making this so pornographic
User avatar #41 to #21 - apellon ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
now imagine people doing this.
I laughed my ass off
#61 to #21 - blackoutsox (02/27/2013) [-]
well reading this gave me a boner
User avatar #29 to #21 - mrblueftw (02/26/2013) [-]
seems like a story from the random **** board
User avatar #70 to #29 - zafara (03/01/2013) [-]
Yahoo, actually.
User avatar #2 - nyawgga (02/26/2013) [-]
the porupick layes eggs and then the other procupick jax off on them
#3 to #2 - orgasm (02/26/2013) [-]
How does the porcupine lay eggs if:   
1. it's a mammal.   
2. We still don't know how it mated.
How does the porcupine lay eggs if:
1. it's a mammal.
2. We still don't know how it mated.
+1
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User avatar #9 to #3 - huszti (02/26/2013) [-]
well, platypus are mammals too and they lay eggs. but i guess we know how they mate.
User avatar #27 to #9 - snakefire (02/26/2013) [-]
Echidnas too

trust me, I am one
#28 to #27 - thereasonableperso (02/26/2013) [-]
Soooo you have a 3-headed penis, balls on your chin and no nipples?
User avatar #5 to #3 - nyawgga (02/26/2013) [-]
trus me
#42 - markonj (02/27/2013) [-]
What have I created
User avatar #47 to #42 - Dwarf (02/27/2013) [-]
Flagging dat **** .
#48 to #47 - markonj (02/27/2013) [-]
Well **** you too then
#50 to #48 - Dwarf (02/27/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at I know the Answer ** YFW
User avatar #57 to #47 - nikoxasylumz (02/27/2013) [-]
why?
#20 - mrfourtysevenman (02/26/2013) [-]
they "poke"
of course
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#44 to #31 - tenthdivine (02/27/2013) [-]
is this... an Ed ThrEd?
is this... an Ed ThrEd?
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#11 - germankillzone (02/26/2013) [-]
With some thick ass gloves
User avatar #4 - jefglv (02/26/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#59 - itsfreecola (02/27/2013) [-]
**itsfreecola rolled a random comment #875120 posted by jetanotheranon at Friendly ** :
#16 - asmathiel (02/26/2013) [-]
missionary?..
#53 - urghseventysix (02/27/2013) [-]
Ha ha!

Go-an **** yourself!
User avatar #13 - onlyanonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
very carefully
User avatar #8 - cobaltlumi (02/26/2013) [-]
No pain no gain?
#7 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
The female flips her tail up to cover her spines.
#14 - Paczilla (02/26/2013) [-]
....um.... sideways?
....um.... sideways?
User avatar #55 - irockhard (02/27/2013) [-]
First one with a youtube link explanation wins 2 points.
User avatar #23 - darthacerbus (02/26/2013) [-]
Carefully
#60 - hahawwoah (02/27/2013) [-]
Very carefully xD
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (02/27/2013) [-]
I actually read a book about porcupine sex. They get up on their hind legs and get into a position similar to how we humans hug, except with penetration.
User avatar #15 - zerkerex (02/26/2013) [-]
missionary...?
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