Think about it. don't look at the tags. BILL NYE THU! I Follow 1- Atill_ haye_ tho I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES EACH OTHER PM- 20 this TI.. -Jam. I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up) They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the f you had one job
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BILL NYE THU! I Follow 1-
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I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW
PORCUPINES **** EACH OTHER
PM- 20 this TI.. -Jam
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User avatar #17 - melontwilight (02/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up)

They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the female in semen like a ******* fire hose. They don't even have to touch each other.
User avatar #19 to #17 - IamEllis (02/26/2013) [-]
not too different from how I generally do it
User avatar #2 - nyawgga ONLINE (02/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
the porupick layes eggs and then the other procupick jax off on them
#42 - markonj (02/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What have I created
User avatar #21 - zafara (02/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"The male approaches on his hind legs and tail, grunting in a low tone. His penis springs erect. He then becomes a urine cannon, squirting high-pressure jets of urine at the female. Everything suggests the urine is fired by ejaculation, not released by normal bladder pressure.... In less than a minute, a female may be thoroughly wetted from nose to tail...If the female decides now is the time, she hoists up her rump a bit and raises her tail, the underside of which is quill-less, and curves it up over her back, covering the quills thereon and exposing her genitalia. The male then approaches in a gingerly manner from the rear, walking on his hind legs and taking care to touch nothing with his forepaws but the safe part of the tail. The relevant apparatus having been lined up, docking occurs, followed by "violent orgasm" as the male unloads a year's worth of jism. The act lasts 2-5 minutes and may be repeated several times during the half-day window of opportunity."

Wht thank you straightdope, for making this so pornographic
#16 - asmathiel (02/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
missionary?..
#20 - mrfourtysevenman (02/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
they "poke"
of course
#11 - germankillzone (02/26/2013) [-]
With some thick ass gloves
#53 - urghseventysix (02/27/2013) [-]
Ha ha!

Go-an **** yourself!
User avatar #4 - jefglv (02/26/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#59 - itsfreecola (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - onlyanonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
very carefully
User avatar #8 - cobaltlumi (02/26/2013) [-]
No pain no gain?
#14 - Paczilla ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
....um.... sideways?
....um.... sideways?
User avatar #55 - irockhard (02/27/2013) [-]
First one with a youtube link explanation wins 2 points.
#25 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not sure about porcupines but hedgehogs can smooth their spines down. The males have tiny barbs on their penises (like cats and other animals) so they can't slip off and so that the female basically has to wait till the male is done.
User avatar #35 to #25 - nicoleiscool (02/27/2013) [-]
Yup, porcupines do it too.
As long as it doesn't feel threatened, it's quills lay flat. You can actually hug one and be fine (I have!)
User avatar #23 - darthacerbus (02/26/2013) [-]
Carefully
#60 - hahawwoah (02/27/2013) [-]
Very carefully xD
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (02/27/2013) [-]
I actually read a book about porcupine sex. They get up on their hind legs and get into a position similar to how we humans hug, except with penetration.
User avatar #15 - zerkerex (02/26/2013) [-]
missionary...?
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