Think about it. don't look at the tags.. I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up) They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the f you had one job
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#17 - melontwilight
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(02/26/2013) [-]
I know how. (This is actually legit btw I'm not even making this up)

They stand on the front legs (like a headstand) facing each other, and the male soaks the female in semen like a ******* fire hose. They don't even have to touch each other.
#34 to #17 - buthow
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Hi
#46 to #34 - melontwilight
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, how's it going?
#58 to #46 - buthow
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I got off for a sec. It's going good, how about you?
#38 to #17 - bknob
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(02/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a porno that looked something like this.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a porno that looked something like this.
#45 to #38 - comanderspy
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(02/27/2013) [-]
what about sanic?
#19 to #17 - IamEllis
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(02/26/2013) [-]
not too different from how I generally do it
#52 to #19 - davidavidson
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Gawd damn it Ellis..
#66 to #52 - IamEllis
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(02/27/2013) [-]
what? If you think that there is so damn bad, you should hear about this one time, mah buddeh Keith and I...
#67 to #66 - davidavidson
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(02/27/2013) [-]
SUNUVABITCHELLISITOLDU2SHADDAPBOI!!!
#64 to #19 - Nickdowgg
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#30 to #19 - anon
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(02/26/2013) [-]
So you're Bucky Larson?
#2 - nyawgga
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(02/26/2013) [-]
the porupick layes eggs and then the other procupick jax off on them
#3 to #2 - orgasm [OP]
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(02/26/2013) [-]
How does the porcupine lay eggs if:   
1. it's a mammal.   
2. We still don't know how it mated.
How does the porcupine lay eggs if:
1. it's a mammal.
2. We still don't know how it mated.
#18 to #3 - aklidic
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#9 to #3 - huszti
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(02/26/2013) [-]
well, platypus are mammals too and they lay eggs. but i guess we know how they mate.
#27 to #9 - snakefire
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Echidnas too

trust me, I am one
#28 to #27 - thereasonableperso
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Soooo you have a 3-headed penis, balls on your chin and no nipples?
#5 to #3 - nyawgga
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(02/26/2013) [-]
trus me
#42 - markonj
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(02/27/2013) [-]
What have I created
#43 to #42 - comanderspy
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#47 to #42 - Dwarf
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Flagging dat ****.
#48 to #47 - markonj
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Well **** you too then
#50 to #48 - Dwarf
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(02/27/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at I know the Answer ** YFW
#57 to #47 - nikoxasylumz
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(02/27/2013) [-]
why?
#56 to #42 - mrnoodlez
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(02/27/2013) [-]
#21 - zafara
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(02/26/2013) [-]
"The male approaches on his hind legs and tail, grunting in a low tone. His penis springs erect. He then becomes a urine cannon, squirting high-pressure jets of urine at the female. Everything suggests the urine is fired by ejaculation, not released by normal bladder pressure.... In less than a minute, a female may be thoroughly wetted from nose to tail...If the female decides now is the time, she hoists up her rump a bit and raises her tail, the underside of which is quill-less, and curves it up over her back, covering the quills thereon and exposing her genitalia. The male then approaches in a gingerly manner from the rear, walking on his hind legs and taking care to touch nothing with his forepaws but the safe part of the tail. The relevant apparatus having been lined up, docking occurs, followed by "violent orgasm" as the male unloads a year's worth of jism. The act lasts 2-5 minutes and may be repeated several times during the half-day window of opportunity."

Wht thank you straightdope, for making this so pornographic
#41 to #21 - apellon ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
now imagine people doing this.
I laughed my ass off
#61 to #21 - blackoutsox
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(02/27/2013) [-]
well reading this gave me a boner
#29 to #21 - mrblueftw ONLINE
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(02/26/2013) [-]
seems like a story from the random **** board
#70 to #29 - zafara
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Yahoo, actually.
#16 - asmathiel
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(02/26/2013) [-]
missionary?..
#24 to #16 - magsschroedinger
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(02/26/2013) [-]
oh you
#20 - mrfourtysevenman
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(02/26/2013) [-]
they "poke"
of course
#31 to #20 - iron **User deleted account**
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#44 to #31 - tenthdivine
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(02/27/2013) [-]
is this... an Ed ThrEd?
is this... an Ed ThrEd?
#68 to #44 - iron **User deleted account**
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#69 to #68 - tenthdivine
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#11 - germankillzone
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(02/26/2013) [-]
With some thick ass gloves
#53 - urghseventysix
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Ha ha!

Go-an **** yourself!
#4 - jefglv
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#59 - itsfreecola
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(02/27/2013) [-]
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