Revenge. The best story of revenge to ever exist.. This is my story of revenge, all original pasta. Aliving in Chicago a little car Milne night I park in an emp
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Revenge

The best story of revenge to ever exist.

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This is my story of revenge, all original pasta.
Aliving in Chicago
a little car
Milne night I park in an empty let big enough verlust ene car
ccome back in the morning to a smashed windshield
Churns out a guy with a van always parks there
WWTF this isnt your let
Knever meet him in person, see him getting in and out of his van all the time hem my nearby apartment
Xqlpha type in his late 20' s
Ffriends saute kick his ass/ mess with his van
elite. better idea
Pstart baking the most delicious cakes, pies and sweets imaginable, full of extra butter and sugar
Leeave a tray of baked goods en his van every morning
melt first he is ********** and throws them all in the dumpster
elite I keep leaving sweets en his van
Iffier awhile, he stops being ********** andjust accepts the anonymous gifts
eats them up every day
we wait
forward at years
been keeping up with the leaving fatty feeds en his car every morning
turned into a fat slab
watch him as he gets into his van fergert ene morning
his chest, leeks distressed
falls to the ground
s having a heart attack!
kl casually stroll ever
leeks up and eur eyes meet forthe first time
knows it was me
kl watch as the light fade hem his eyes
is mine
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Submitted: 02/26/2013
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User avatar #123 - xanatoasty (02/27/2013) [-]
Cake or death?

both
#122 - trollzorr (02/27/2013) [-]
10/10 haunter approves
10/10 haunter approves
User avatar #121 - triforcechosen ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
but this seems to be a very costly method of revenge.....
User avatar #125 to #121 - sepheroth (02/27/2013) [-]
Worth it.
#120 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Eli. I can see what your saying... Melvin`s remark is unimaginable, last week I bought themselves a Ford Focus since I been earnin $6062 this last month and a little over $10k lass month. it's definitly the nicest-job Ive had. I started this 5 months ago and practically straight away made myself at least $76 per hour. I work through this link,,,,, Fly38.COM
#116 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Hmmm... get away with ******
#112 - warrior (02/27/2013) [-]
**** yeah Chicago!
User avatar #110 - maxismahname (02/27/2013) [-]
... that's ******* clever
User avatar #104 - pepemex (02/27/2013) [-]
Stopped reading at alpha... ******* cancer.
#115 to #104 - mrcrowleysr (02/27/2013) [-]
"lel u r a fgt cancer ruining dis precius baord xd"

lawl stfu
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#114 to #104 - mrsirius (02/27/2013) [-]
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#118 to #114 - burgermergerburger (02/27/2013) [-]
Also that gif is fantastic
#117 to #114 - burgermergerburger (02/27/2013) [-]
To quote Louie CK
"Hey look, a **** came out of that ****** **** !"
User avatar #109 to #104 - mrkickasscomedy (02/27/2013) [-]
its barely used
User avatar #94 - qun (02/27/2013) [-]
wooooow that was so bad i feel guilty for laughing
User avatar #84 - faithrider (02/27/2013) [-]
The ad on here was for anger management classes
#119 to #84 - burgermergerburger (02/27/2013) [-]
I got this ad

Oh wait, I have ad blocker
User avatar #128 to #119 - faithrider (02/27/2013) [-]
i have adblocker, but was on my phone when i saw the content
#108 to #84 - Dwarf (02/27/2013) [-]
This is what I got.
#80 - mattandstuff (02/27/2013) [-]
chicago.....
User avatar #102 to #80 - peptobismalk (02/27/2013) [-]
Today in Chicago it hailed, rained, and snowed all within about an hour.
User avatar #101 to #80 - qxangelxp (02/27/2013) [-]
I live in Illinois, and I can confirm this. Thumb for you sir.
User avatar #92 to #80 - philliyoMLB (02/27/2013) [-]
There was one like this except with Kansas, which I can say is most definitely true.
User avatar #97 to #92 - anticitezenone (02/27/2013) [-]
>Snow storm
>No bread or milk left
User avatar #100 to #97 - philliyoMLB (02/27/2013) [-]
Are you making or reference or what?
#87 to #80 - bluslenderman (02/27/2013) [-]
**bluslenderman rolled a random image posted in comment #839131 at Friendly ** oh bout' MI right now it's so cold my sweat is freezing solid
#91 to #87 - mattandstuff (02/27/2013) [-]
snows kicking up too
User avatar #95 to #91 - bluslenderman (02/27/2013) [-]
FML
#77 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
/Martin luther king.
#74 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Looks like he just got served
#72 - kroople (02/26/2013) [-]
JESUS
#71 - ShadowFrieza (02/26/2013) [-]
Revenge is the sweetest joy, next to getting 						*****					.
Revenge is the sweetest joy, next to getting ***** .
User avatar #70 - neokun (02/26/2013) [-]
Dude this is dark as **** .
#69 - bariummanisback (02/26/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
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