Said no GF ever.

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#78 to #37 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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(02/26/2013) [-]

You do realize there are a pair of unmoving legs attached to the piano?

#97 to #78 - comradewinter

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(02/26/2013) [-]

It's a poorly made fake. Animating legs would've taken a long time.

#33 - nomnombabiesnom

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(02/26/2013) [-]

and this is where I'd ask my boyfriend if he'd like too...

#86 to #33 - mrblueftw

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(02/26/2013) [-]

"hey gurl u want sum fuk?"

#42 to #33 - duudegladiator

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(02/26/2013) [-]

You'z prolly gay.

#44 to #42 - nomnombabiesnom

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(02/26/2013) [-]

Pretty sure I'm a female. Thanks.

#46 to #44 - duudegladiator

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(02/26/2013) [-]

Tits or GTFO. Post in ****.

#95 to #46 - messerauditore

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(02/26/2013) [-]

I bet you're one of those guys who wonders why he's single.

#100 to #95 - duudegladiator

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(02/26/2013) [-]

Nope. I am literally backwards in public. Can only be myself with my friends. And even then i have to restrain myself because of what the internet has done to me.

I am talking to a girl however, so, yeah.

#57 to #44 - ofc

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Tits with timestamp or you're a male.

#79 to #44 - fukkendragonite

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Pretty sure nobody cares. Thanks.

#19 - jiltist

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I would be pissed. Even in marriage, there are personal boundaries that should be respected.

Looking through somebody's porn folder (unless they've given permission to do so), is liken-able to going through somebody's underwear drawer. It's just not okay.

Trust is important.

#39 to #19 - heartlessrobot

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(02/26/2013) [-]

Unless you give it a completely unsuspecting name and they come across it by accident.

#60 - jaigurudevaom

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(02/26/2013) [-]

I found beastiality on my exs laptop
Not gonna try that

#65 to #60 - ovencat

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you mean.........with animals?

#61 to #60 - magsschroedinger

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Sooooo you're a girl?

#62 to #61 - jaigurudevaom

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Indeed

#64 to #62 - magsschroedinger

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I must conclude this to be a scam, or I will turn to rule 37 of the internet. Also If you do not agree on the terms of rule 37, I will lead you to rule 31. So yeah, basically pics or it didn't happen

#66 to #64 - jaigurudevaom

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(02/26/2013) [-]

..Well I am a girl
But I don't date him any more so

#68 to #66 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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I am also a girl :)

#72 to #68 - magsschroedinger

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Damn, RULE 37!

#75 to #72 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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You do realize half of the population just about (exception of China and such) is female. A good portion of them have internet access

#77 to #75 - magsschroedinger

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#81 to #77 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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I.....no *cowers in the corner* Taken!

#84 to #81 - magsschroedinger

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#88 to #84 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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I don't even.. STAAAAAAAAHHHHHP!!!!! MAHHHMM!!!!!!!

#67 to #66 - magsschroedinger

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Oh well then, might as well take the chance..

Hey there! *smiley face*

#69 to #67 - jaigurudevaom

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#76 to #69 - magsschroedinger

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*Funnyjunk dating service activated*

#70 to #69 - magsschroedinger

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#74 to #70 - jaigurudevaom

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It's all about the tits

#82 to #61 - yodaddysofat

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girls on the Internet????

#83 to #82 - magsschroedinger

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Naaah, as long as i get a tingly sensation in my weewee im good

#35 - markowuzhere

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(02/26/2013) [-]

I don't have a laptop.

#31 - EvilFluffyBunny

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Actually my wife and I watch porn together quite often. We will have it playing in the background from time to time. My wife has always been into porn just as much as I have. We watched porn together while we were dating.

#52 to #31 - rhiaanor

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I can't seriously believe you. I'm sorry, and having it in the background? Whats the point of that?

#113 to #52 - EvilFluffyBunny

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Easy. You can look over and watch or just have it as background noise. Don't knock it until you have tried it. We don't use it all the time, but those times when you want to be more on the kinky end of things it can add to the mood. But, believe me or not doesn't make much difference to me. My wife and I enjoy our sex life the way it is.

#50 to #31 - disturbedfan

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You lucky bastard

#87 - ryuklovesapples

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You guys act like there aren't any girls on here.

*cough cough* hi *cough cough*

#94 to #87 - GrimTheRealReaper

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There are no girls on the internet.

#103 to #94 - ryuklovesapples

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my vagina doesn't seem to agree with that

#117 to #103 - schafskopf

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your bottom vagina ?

#106 to #103 - magsschroedinger

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(02/26/2013) [-]

WANNA DATE!?

#91 to #87 - savirleo

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I'm just bored. Don't mind me

#89 to #87 - magsschroedinger

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(02/26/2013) [-]

Hi again!

#99 to #89 - ryuklovesapples

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Hello

#102 to #99 - magsschroedinger

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Just checking by you profile and saw your picture, my primal instincts kicked in, and yeah. WANNA DATE?

#105 to #102 - ryuklovesapples

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o bby

#107 to #105 - magsschroedinger

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OH you know what I like bby

#108 to #107 - ryuklovesapples

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kawaii bitch

#92 to #89 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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THis guy. How many creepy gifs and pictures do you have? ?ryuklovesapples . Beware :) Guys here are very obnoxious about rule 37. When they get proved wrong, the horny part kicks in.

#98 to #92 - magsschroedinger

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Also, you haven't proved me wrong so there's no chance in hell I'm horny. I just think that a lot of peeps on FJ are fascinated by the women, like myself, a true gentleman

#96 to #92 - magsschroedinger

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Oh you haven't even seen the start baby girl!
You should totally come and see me basement

#101 to #96 - rockybalbeaux [OP]

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Oh nah. I think you're a cool guy. Wasn't trying to insult you or anything.

#104 to #101 - magsschroedinger

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I know, wasn't saying I felt insulted :-) Im only joking and being really ironic... :P

#90 to #87 - comradewinter

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To be honest, I really don't ******* care. Unless it's a dating site, it's very unusual to hook up with people of the opposite sex on the internet. Get attention somewhere else, please.

#93 to #90 - magsschroedinger

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"So funnyjunk isn't a dating site"? My life is a lie..