Said no GF ever.. EVER!!!.. I found beastiality on my exs laptop Not gonna try that ever Seriously
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#34 - verinenhimo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #78 to #37 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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You do realize there are a pair of unmoving legs attached to the piano?
#97 to #78 - comradewinter
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It's a poorly made fake. Animating legs would've taken a long time.
#33 - nomnombabiesnom
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and this is where I'd ask my boyfriend if he'd like too...
#42 to #33 - duudegladiator
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You'z prolly gay.
You'z prolly gay.
#44 to #42 - nomnombabiesnom
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Pretty sure I'm a female. Thanks.
Pretty sure I'm a female. Thanks.
#46 to #44 - duudegladiator
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Tits or GTFO. Post in ****.
#95 to #46 - messerauditore
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I bet you're one of those guys who wonders why he's single.
#100 to #95 - duudegladiator
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Nope. I am literally backwards in public. Can only be myself with my friends. And even then i have to restrain myself because of what the internet has done to me.    
   
I am talking to a girl however, so, yeah.
Nope. I am literally backwards in public. Can only be myself with my friends. And even then i have to restrain myself because of what the internet has done to me.

I am talking to a girl however, so, yeah.
User avatar #57 to #44 - ofc
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Tits with timestamp or you're a male.
User avatar #79 to #44 - fukkendragonite
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Pretty sure nobody cares. Thanks.
User avatar #86 to #33 - mrblueftw
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"hey gurl u want sum fuk?"
User avatar #19 - jiltist
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I would be pissed. Even in marriage, there are personal boundaries that should be respected.

Looking through somebody's porn folder (unless they've given permission to do so), is liken-able to going through somebody's underwear drawer. It's just not okay.

Trust is important.
User avatar #39 to #19 - heartlessrobot
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Unless you give it a completely unsuspecting name and they come across it by accident.
#60 - jaigurudevaom
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I found beastiality on my exs laptop
Not gonna try that
User avatar #61 to #60 - magsschroedinger
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Sooooo you're a girl?
User avatar #62 to #61 - jaigurudevaom
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Indeed
#64 to #62 - magsschroedinger
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I must conclude this to be a scam, or I will turn to rule 37 of the internet. Also If you do not agree on the terms of rule 37, I will lead you to rule 31. So yeah, basically pics or it didn't happen
#66 to #64 - jaigurudevaom
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..Well I am a girl
But I don't date him any more so
#68 to #66 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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I am also a girl :)
#72 to #68 - magsschroedinger
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Damn, RULE 37!
#75 to #72 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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You do realize half of the population just about (exception of China and such) is female. A good portion of them have internet access
#77 to #75 - magsschroedinger
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#81 to #77 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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I.....no *cowers in the corner* Taken!
#84 to #81 - magsschroedinger
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#88 to #84 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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I don't even.. STAAAAAAAAHHHHHP!!!!! MAHHHMM!!!!!!!
#67 to #66 - magsschroedinger
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Oh well then, might as well take the chance..

Hey there! *smiley face*
#69 to #67 - jaigurudevaom
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#76 to #69 - magsschroedinger
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*Funnyjunk dating service activated*
*Funnyjunk dating service activated*
#70 to #69 - magsschroedinger
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#74 to #70 - jaigurudevaom
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It's all about the tits
#82 to #61 - yodaddysofat
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girls on the Internet????
#83 to #82 - magsschroedinger
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Naaah, as long as i get a tingly sensation in my weewee im good
#65 to #60 - ovencat
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you mean.........with animals?
you mean.........with animals?
#35 - markowuzhere
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I don't have a laptop.
#31 - EvilFluffyBunny
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Actually my wife and I watch porn together quite often. We will have it playing in the background from time to time. My wife has always been into porn just as much as I have. We watched porn together while we were dating.
Actually my wife and I watch porn together quite often. We will have it playing in the background from time to time. My wife has always been into porn just as much as I have. We watched porn together while we were dating.
User avatar #50 to #31 - disturbedfan
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You lucky bastard
User avatar #52 to #31 - rhiaanor
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I can't seriously believe you. I'm sorry, and having it in the background? Whats the point of that?
User avatar #113 to #52 - EvilFluffyBunny
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Easy. You can look over and watch or just have it as background noise. Don't knock it until you have tried it. We don't use it all the time, but those times when you want to be more on the kinky end of things it can add to the mood. But, believe me or not doesn't make much difference to me. My wife and I enjoy our sex life the way it is.
User avatar #87 - ryuklovesapples
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You guys act like there aren't any girls on here.

*cough cough* hi *cough cough*
#90 to #87 - comradewinter
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To be honest, I really don't ******* care. Unless it's a dating site, it's very unusual to hook up with people of the opposite sex on the internet. Get attention somewhere else, please.
User avatar #93 to #90 - magsschroedinger
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"So funnyjunk isn't a dating site"? My life is a lie..
#89 to #87 - magsschroedinger
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Hi again!
Hi again!
#99 to #89 - ryuklovesapples
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Hello
#102 to #99 - magsschroedinger
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Just checking by you profile and saw your picture, my primal instincts kicked in, and yeah. WANNA DATE?
#105 to #102 - ryuklovesapples
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o bby
o bby
#107 to #105 - magsschroedinger
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OH you know what I like bby
OH you know what I like bby
#108 to #107 - ryuklovesapples
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kawaii bitch
kawaii bitch
User avatar #92 to #89 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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THis guy. How many creepy gifs and pictures do you have? ?ryuklovesapples . Beware :) Guys here are very obnoxious about rule 37. When they get proved wrong, the horny part kicks in.
#98 to #92 - magsschroedinger
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Also, you haven't proved me wrong so there's no chance in hell I'm horny. I just think that a lot of peeps on FJ are fascinated by the women, like myself, a true gentleman
Also, you haven't proved me wrong so there's no chance in hell I'm horny. I just think that a lot of peeps on FJ are fascinated by the women, like myself, a true gentleman
#96 to #92 - magsschroedinger
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Oh you haven't even seen the start baby girl!    
You should totally come and see me basement
Oh you haven't even seen the start baby girl!
You should totally come and see me basement
User avatar #101 to #96 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
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Oh nah. I think you're a cool guy. Wasn't trying to insult you or anything.
User avatar #104 to #101 - magsschroedinger
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I know, wasn't saying I felt insulted :-) Im only joking and being really ironic... :P
#91 to #87 - savirleo
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I'm just bored. Don't mind me
User avatar #94 to #87 - GrimTheRealReaper
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There are no girls on the internet.
#103 to #94 - ryuklovesapples
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my vagina doesn't seem to agree with that
User avatar #117 to #103 - schafskopf
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your bottom vagina ?
#106 to #103 - magsschroedinger
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WANNA DATE!?
User avatar #26 - littlejessicaxox
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ugh, jokes like this are so old. Where did this cliché that women aren't interested in sex come from?
User avatar #43 to #26 - ninjascantcatchme
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I suppose people who make these don't have girlfriends.
User avatar #53 to #26 - rhiaanor
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Well see, the majority of FJ are minors and obviously arent exactly players, so you know, **** happens.
#28 to #26 - yuglana
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are you interested in sex?
User avatar #29 to #28 - littlejessicaxox
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Not with random people. This comment was not a cry for attention from fj. But yeah just as much as any teenager.
#6 - anon id: ac67ad89
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My GF just goes on Tumblr and finds all the porn she likes, then facebook messages me it to get feedback. She's up for just about anything. Most woen watch porn, they just don't like to admit it because they're worried about being judged. You'll never look at that sweet innocent girl you know if you find out she desperately wants to get gangbanged. Add in that something like 1 in 12 is into bestiality, 1 in 4 have incest fantasies, almost all have rape fantasies, etc, really not much porn you can have that'll truly scare a woman. They just don't want to tell you they like it. That's what vodka's for- gives them an excuse afterwards.
User avatar #24 to #6 - wardylocks
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'All most all have rape fantasies'
No. No we do not. Ever.
#49 to #24 - dorklordrises
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A -what I would have used to call alarming- amount of girls I have spoken with have admitted to having rape or rapelike fantasies. Ain't no shame in enjoying what you like, and no one here saying girls want to be ACTUALLY raped.
User avatar #109 to #49 - wardylocks
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And the 'girls' you have also spoken to have admitted to bestiality fetishes and incest fantasies?
#110 to #109 - dorklordrises
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No they have not. What's your point? Wasn't me talking about bestiality and incest. Those stats don't sound legit at all.
User avatar #111 to #110 - wardylocks
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Usually when stuff like that gets put into the open, it takes a few idiots to think 'aw yeah, gunna bring this up with my gf and see if she'd like a rape fantasy' or actually act upon it.
#112 to #111 - dorklordrises
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I don't understand what you are trying to get at

What if she wants to roleplay a rape fantasy or something like that? You should probably use some tact but could be good to bring it up in case she wants to have her fetish satisfied. If it ain't your cup of tea then whatever. Different strokes for different folks.
#45 to #24 - anon id: 5d313b45
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...speak for yourself...
#23 to #6 - anon id: 481314c4
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I like how you think you're teaching people something.
And then this:
>1 in 12 is into bestiality
>1 in 4 have incest fantasies
and then I question your ability to teach anything. I know soft tacos with more knowledge about women sex.