Good Guy Harry.. . T no manuals snow:. Good guy Harry? More like Stupid Cunt Harry.
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#8 - anonmynous ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
Rowling doesn't say what Harry does every hour of every day...
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User avatar #11 to #8 - froggets (02/26/2013) [-]
Would be funny if she did

"And as harry unziped his pants he said to ginny, don't worry Ginny, I'll show you a real magic wand"
User avatar #14 to #11 - ruebezahl (02/26/2013) [-]
I don't think it would be very funny, as the majority of the million page books would be something like:
Harry still sat in the leather chair in the Gryffindor common room. He breathed in. He breathed out. He breathed in. He breathed out. He breathed in. He breathed out. He breathed in. He breathed out.
#64 to #14 - mooghens (02/26/2013) [-]
about 80% of the books is about him in puberty. Allow me to correct for realism
Harry masturbated. He came. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again. Then he masturbated again. Then he came again.
User avatar #43 to #11 - heartlessrobot (02/26/2013) [-]
Wasn't that in the part where Ginny tied his shoes, or was that just in the movies? It's been too long since I read the books.
#20 - enragedanon (02/26/2013) [-]
One time they did try to enter the girls' dorms, but the staircase wouldn't let them climb up. It turned into a slope or something.
#29 to #20 - bigmanfifty (02/26/2013) [-]
mfw penis-detecting slide spells
User avatar #5 - umzar (02/26/2013) [-]
Good guy Harry?

More like Stupid Cunt Harry.
#31 to #5 - eminemhas (02/26/2013) [-]
More like Stupid Harry Cunt
User avatar #9 to #5 - antisocialtwilight (02/26/2013) [-]
Stupid cunt Harry?

More like stupid hairy cunt.
#6 - rimjobmcgee (02/26/2013) [-]
Girls can enter the boy's dormitory. Boy's can't enter the girl's dormitories, as the four founding families knew boys are more perverted Invisibility cloak wouldn't get him up the steps, he tried. Damn I have no life
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#33 - Bricehager (02/26/2013) [-]
If he did, they wouldn't have seen him cumming

Ba dum tss
User avatar #25 - doctadoc (02/26/2013) [-]
Umm, there are a lot of off-screen time that went by. But even if he didn't, I bet Ron did.
User avatar #26 - paintedxxxgoddess (02/26/2013) [-]
He did... you just couldn't see him....
ba dum tss
#4 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
When Ron tried, he couldn't and that is because: Women apparantly don't peek at the boy, therefore they can enter the boys room
User avatar #67 to #4 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
wasn't there a part where a women tried to drug ron so she can turn him into a potential sex slave? And all the boys wanna do is peep.
User avatar #34 - nnightfire (02/26/2013) [-]
...on screen
#60 - exhaustedheadcase (02/26/2013) [-]
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implying harry wasnt tugging his one eyed garden snake in the girls showers between plot points
User avatar #30 - thedutchs (02/26/2013) [-]
More like fag-lord Harry.
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/25/2013) [-]
When he got the cloak, he was probably too young to think of doing that. But as he got older, well, he did have to keep busy during the summer
User avatar #45 - anonymoose (02/26/2013) [-]
There was a spell preventing boys from entering the girls dormitory.
User avatar #54 to #45 - corundum (02/26/2013) [-]
Rigged stairs. Easy to get around if you're invisible and can hover on a broomstick.
User avatar #62 to #54 - skycraven (02/26/2013) [-]
They should see the broom stick sticking out, the cloak wasn't too big.
#66 to #62 - blackoakbrony (02/26/2013) [-]
broom stick sticking out
#48 - clvld (02/26/2013) [-]
what about the bathroom leading to the chamber of secrets?
#49 to #48 - curtisbentley (02/26/2013) [-]
That's a bathroom.   
   
Not a shower.
That's a bathroom.

Not a shower.
#51 to #49 - foromil (02/26/2013) [-]
It could be both, since Hogwarts is a boarding school.
#58 to #49 - desacabose ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
That's even better
#52 to #49 - clvld (02/26/2013) [-]
where else would you shower? the grounds?
#63 - puffyspd (02/26/2013) [-]
Well this picture explains a lot then.
#61 - kenleyP (02/26/2013) [-]
**** that, more like gay guy harry
#59 - mrwalkerfour (02/26/2013) [-]
ron always stole harrys cloak but harry never knew the reason
ron always stole harrys cloak but harry never knew the reason
User avatar #12 - ziggysol (02/26/2013) [-]
And then he use it to enter the boys shower in book 4
#40 - lazragoon (02/26/2013) [-]
And for the fifth time this picture has been posted:   
   
The girls dormitories (A presumably their showers) are protected against male intrusion.  I doubt Harry could even look in the window without being magically punted off the tower.
And for the fifth time this picture has been posted:

The girls dormitories (A presumably their showers) are protected against male intrusion. I doubt Harry could even look in the window without being magically punted off the tower.
#44 to #40 - curtisbentley (02/26/2013) [-]
If you'd have read down you'd know myself and other commenters already knew that you absolute tool, we just took it for what it was.   
   
A joke.
If you'd have read down you'd know myself and other commenters already knew that you absolute tool, we just took it for what it was.

A joke.
User avatar #47 to #40 - curtisbentley (02/26/2013) [-]
And seeing as you're being by-the-book about it, Harry's Invisibility Cloak is unaffected by all magic, sight, sound and grants him complete invisibility. As opposed to the cheap knock-off Invisibility Cloaks. This is shown when Malfoy's father performs a spell in order to check if Harry is hidden in Hagrid's cabin, yet it in no way detects him. It is also explained in Deathly Hallows as Death's Cloak.
User avatar #57 to #47 - corundum (02/26/2013) [-]
While the Cloak itself resists spell damage, it does not shield the wearer from spells used against them personally. For example, Harry was immobilized while under the Cloak twice during the 1996–1997 school year. In addition, it will not hide the wearer from detection that is not based on optical sight, such as Alastor Moody's magical eye, magical creatures such as Dementors, or spells such as the Human-presence-revealing spell, or the Marauder's Map.
User avatar #50 to #47 - Crusader (02/26/2013) [-]
but it doesn't because Snape senses he is there when he is going back to his room and finds Snape and Quirrel arguing.
#65 to #47 - lazragoon (02/26/2013) [-]
You have no idea what you are talking about, would you like me to list the times Harry was almost caught due to those things you list the cloak was "unaffected" by?
#68 to #65 - curtisbentley (02/26/2013) [-]
You have no idea what you are talking about, would you like me to list the times Harry was almost caught due to those things you list the cloak was "unaffected" by?
You have no idea what you are talking about, would you like me to list the times Harry was almost caught due to those things you list the cloak was "unaffected" by?
#69 to #68 - lazragoon (02/27/2013) [-]
Almost in this sentence meaning someone inches away from him because they heard or saw Harry?
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