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#4 - Cleavland Steamer (02/25/2013) [-]
>13 years old
>at Gramma's house
>Gramma and Grampy leave for church
>alone and horny
>my dick is was too small to wank with my hands
>find a couch
>start ******* the space between the cushions
>it hurts and chafes my dick to shreds
>finish anyway
>extract my now skinless dick from the couch
>hurts like a ************
>run into kitchen, sausage in hand
>i'm looking for anything to relieve the burning
>find I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in the fridge
>slather that **** on my flopper
>mfw my grandparents walk in and see me rubbing their butter substitute on my raw dick
User avatar #21 to #4 - skinless (02/25/2013) [-]
i have no idea whats going on but my names in there
#26 to #21 - iasmith (02/25/2013) [-]
i lol'ed so hard   
   
>also gif unrelated.
i lol'ed so hard

>also gif unrelated.
#27 - arandomanon (02/25/2013) [-]
He muted TV to hear if someone was coming and he still got catched?
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User avatar #42 to #27 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
catched

catched

CATCHED
User avatar #66 to #42 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was a deliberate and effective attempt to be funny.
User avatar #37 to #27 - leglesslegolegolas (02/25/2013) [-]
>catched
My sides
+1
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#61 to #43 - gtst (02/26/2013) [-]
Those are my sides.
#32 to #27 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
>got catched
I think you accidentally your sentence.
#46 to #27 - arandomanon (02/25/2013) [-]
To Dap, leglesslegolas and those 2 anons: I'm sorry for confusing an irregular verb with a regular one (I'm not native), thanks for your corrections. I'm having a migraine and it hurts to think. And thanks for correcting it 4 times because only once wasn't enough.
#47 to #46 - arandomanon (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, **** . It seems I can't read either... only anon corrected me, the others are mocking.
I think I'm going to sleep now...
User avatar #50 to #46 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
No worries lol, I was just joking around. If English isn't your first language, than all my respect goes to you. I WISH I was bilingual.
#52 to #50 - arandomanon (02/25/2013) [-]
I was joking too, please don't take me serious. I ****** up and I didn't expect less from FJ. And thanks, I don't speak English as good as I'd want but I'm trying.
#87 to #52 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
Well*
Damn ***** you dumb.
#88 to #87 - arandomanon (02/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know that having some mistakes on a language I mostly self-learned and isn't even my 1st one makes me dumb. Thanks for enlightening me anon. I'm sure you speak Spanish better than I do English.
#31 to #27 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
caught*
dumb ***** .
User avatar #14 to #3 - trojanmannn (02/25/2013) [-]
too soon
User avatar #68 to #14 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/26/2013) [-]
IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO LAUGH ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE!
User avatar #10 to #3 - pianoasis (02/25/2013) [-]
what in the literal ****
#11 to #3 - slashendrix (02/25/2013) [-]
A dolan comic that actually made me laugh. Wow.
User avatar #33 to #11 - dbrak (02/25/2013) [-]
that's because it uses a joke from a cyanide and happiness comic, that probably came from somewhere else.
#17 to #3 - kanionis (02/25/2013) [-]
This may be the most disturbing and funny dolan comic i ever saw.
#39 - repperly (02/25/2013) [-]
**repperly rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Field cannot be empty **   
Mfw i Get caught Fapping the first time
**repperly rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Field cannot be empty **
Mfw i Get caught Fapping the first time
#75 to #39 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
playing with your flute, eh?
#90 to #75 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
I think he was more reffering to jumping out of the closet
#8 - pappathethird (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - slandersalamander (02/25/2013) [-]
That was such a creepy movie.
User avatar #70 to #9 - riathewolf (02/26/2013) [-]
What's it about?
User avatar #71 to #70 - slandersalamander (02/26/2013) [-]
Eva Khatchadourian is trying to piece together her life following the "incident". Once a successful travel writer, she is forced to take whatever job comes her way, which of late is as a clerk in a travel agency. She lives a solitary life as people who know about her situation openly shun her, even to the point of violent actions toward her. She, in turn, fosters that solitary life because of the incident, the aftermath of which has turned her into a meek and scared woman. That incident involved her son Kevin Khatchadourian, who is now approaching his eighteenth birthday. Eva and Kevin have always had a troubled relationship, even when he was an infant. Whatever troubles he saw, Franklin, Eva's complacent husband, just attributed it to Kevin being a typical boy. The incident may be seen by both Kevin and Eva as his ultimate act in defiance against his mother.
User avatar #72 to #71 - riathewolf (02/26/2013) [-]
So the, um...?
User avatar #73 to #72 - slandersalamander (02/26/2013) [-]
It makes sense in context.
User avatar #74 to #73 - riathewolf (02/26/2013) [-]
Okay then...
#12 to #9 - lazragoon (02/25/2013) [-]
What movie?
User avatar #13 to #12 - slandersalamander (02/25/2013) [-]
We Need to Talk About Kevin.
User avatar #23 to #13 - evilpapagali (02/25/2013) [-]
Yes, we do. But what's the name of the movie?
#51 to #23 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that comment.
User avatar #48 to #23 - toyo (02/25/2013) [-]
we have to talk about kevin
User avatar #53 to #48 - evilpapagali (02/25/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT WOMAN, I ALREADY KNOW THAT.
#40 to #23 - beansofwar (02/25/2013) [-]
kevin
#64 - windmagevaati (02/26/2013) [-]
The aftermath.
#83 to #64 - shiningbass (02/26/2013) [-]
>I CAN'T FAP TODAY FOR I AM GOUNDED   
>FAP TODAY FOR I AM GOUNDED   
>FOR I AM GOUNDED   
GOUNDED
>I CAN'T FAP TODAY FOR I AM GOUNDED
>FAP TODAY FOR I AM GOUNDED
>FOR I AM GOUNDED
GOUNDED
#84 to #83 - windmagevaati (02/26/2013) [-]
I never noticed that!
I never noticed that!
User avatar #65 to #64 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/26/2013) [-]
What happened to the stairs Ed?
#69 to #65 - prozmbieeater (02/26/2013) [-]
My parents took them for I am grounded.
User avatar #67 to #65 - stairs (02/26/2013) [-]
Vacation.
#15 - ovencat (02/25/2013) [-]
daddys face
#38 - ishotthedeputy (02/25/2013) [-]
Dad's FW
#62 - josep (02/26/2013) [-]
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#60 - WitchKingTroll (02/26/2013) [-]
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#2 - payseht (02/25/2013) [-]
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#56 - davvi (02/26/2013) [-]
4chan can fap to this
4chan can fap to this
#78 - Dwarf (02/26/2013) [-]
> I was scratching the area between my ass and balls   
> Dad comes in and thinks I'm jacking it   
> Explain that I wasn't   
But, had he come in 10 seconds later, I would've been.
> I was scratching the area between my ass and balls
> Dad comes in and thinks I'm jacking it
> Explain that I wasn't
But, had he come in 10 seconds later, I would've been.
#7 - sidathon (02/25/2013) [-]
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#77 - nocandy (02/26/2013) [-]
dad's face when leaving the house.
dad's face when leaving the house.
#41 - triggathepirate (02/25/2013) [-]
MFW my brother walks in on my alone time.
MFW my brother walks in on my alone time.
#91 - razschi (02/26/2013) [-]
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#16 - nadapadawan (02/25/2013) [-]
...
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User avatar #19 - lexarcommander (02/25/2013) [-]
.... but how did they hear what it was about if it was muted?
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