Battlecry of terror. They do leave the widows with nice care package of good maple syrup. They are cold blooded killers, not barbarians... ARE YOU SORRY?! canadians


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#55 - Stan Marsh (02/25/2013) [-]
That's because we just wanna go home watch hockey and drink timmies
#118 to #55 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Luckily there are ******* flowing in this country to fix that low crime percentage
#206 to #55 - spyderabyte (02/25/2013) [-]
**** yea. Timmies
User avatar #396 to #55 - derkarus (02/25/2013) [-]
Um, yeah, I'll have a large steeped tea double double, and a double chocolate doughnut.
User avatar #76 to #55 - riddles (02/25/2013) [-]
this brings tears to my eyes... hope fully it wasn't a roll up
#79 to #76 - someoneforamoment (02/25/2013) [-]
Relax, it was just a free coffee
User avatar #80 to #79 - riddles (02/25/2013) [-]
good thank god.
#131 - thefloppinater (02/25/2013) [-]
My dad was a US Army Ranger and he said that the Canadian spec ops are some of the most badass people hes ever worked with. And the New Zealanders. But he said that the New Zealanders were just 			*******		 crazy.
My dad was a US Army Ranger and he said that the Canadian spec ops are some of the most badass people hes ever worked with. And the New Zealanders. But he said that the New Zealanders were just ******* crazy.
User avatar #541 to #131 - crackertron (02/25/2013) [-]
u spelled sheep wrong
#136 to #131 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
The SAS are considered to be the best, which includes with it the UK, Canadians, NZ and Aussies.
User avatar #140 to #136 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
The SAS are the best.

Special forces from all over the world try to get in the SAS.

Read the book Bravo 2-0
#493 to #140 - etzric (02/25/2013) [-]
i actually read it this time. its an awesome book.
#418 to #136 - antexic (02/25/2013) [-]
Actually, Canada does not have an S.A.S unit. Our JTF-2 is just as capable however.
User avatar #671 to #136 - naws (03/12/2013) [-]
The Norwegian Special Forces are considered the best, even tho many people haven't worked with them, than those who have, have said that they are the best in the world.
#167 - gentlemanpyro (02/25/2013) [-]
And now suddenly everyone in the comments are either from Canada or know everything about the military
#196 to #167 - crippledcow (02/25/2013) [-]
My sides are now in orbit.
#50 - brutalnooodle (02/25/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!
#604 to #50 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #631 to #604 - martbeast (02/26/2013) [-]
Your comment mirrors your personality. Retarded.
User avatar #584 to #50 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
#580 to #50 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I literally was saying this all day today and I don't know why
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User avatar #128 to #50 - hemming (02/25/2013) [-]
WE ARE ******* SORRY! *
#78 to #50 - FJisGAY (02/25/2013) [-]
oh god yes XD
oh god yes XD
#113 to #78 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
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#591 to #565 - triggathepirate (02/25/2013) [-]
tagged the 			****		 outta her with that mic
tagged the **** outta her with that mic
#486 to #141 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Best green text ever.
#579 to #141 - mrgusti (02/25/2013) [-]
get's me every time
get's me every time
User avatar #582 to #579 - pkashp (02/25/2013) [-]
That image of Magneto gets me every time. It's like, what the **** am I looking at, and why does it want my soul?
User avatar #636 to #141 - churrundo (02/26/2013) [-]
This greentext is all the way up there next to "The Old Lickaroo", "Ride them like Donkey Kong", and "Miscarriage on my dick"
User avatar #638 to #636 - miscarriage (02/26/2013) [-]
Can I not be on your dick please.
#640 to #638 - churrundo (02/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - Muppetz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Canadians spec ops are pretty hard dudes.
It's the beards, and the hundreds of years of repressed rage.
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User avatar #294 to #21 - ozthebest ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I think Candian's spec. ops is a pretty cool guy, eh kills terrorists and doesn't afraid of anything.
#39 to #21 - ghostpenguin (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought Canadians dealt with their rage through hockey.
User avatar #45 to #39 - carneymaster (02/25/2013) [-]
Thats just them being happy. Imagine a pissed off canadian.
User avatar #555 to #214 - hanakoikezawa (02/25/2013) [-]
...but the shell won't reach the body.
#323 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
They even got superheroes!
#282 - alexthecanadian (02/25/2013) [-]
This has made my day.
I am proud to associate myself with the Canadian Forces via DND Detachment (Cadets Canada).
#351 to #282 - chouinark (02/25/2013) [-]
Cadets: giving everyone else someone to hate.
Cadets: giving everyone else someone to hate.
#615 to #282 - mrhumperdoodle (02/26/2013) [-]
2 PPCLI right here, bro
User avatar #127 - Thenewguygunther (02/25/2013) [-]
Excuse me, what did you just ******* say about me, you little syrup-sucker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lumberjack Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in caribou warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Canadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target, and a potential friend. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Great white north and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the blizzard, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your kind face off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead eh, I'm so sorry i have to do this to ya
#130 to #127 - naws (02/25/2013) [-]
Woaw there charles, it seems you are new here.. eheheheheh
#156 to #127 - fodrizzler (02/25/2013) [-]
You just made me laugh, take this.
#170 to #127 - kayzl (02/25/2013) [-]
hahaha, have a thumb
User avatar #265 to #127 - dabombmanater (02/25/2013) [-]
Hahaha favorite one yet
#614 to #127 - newmanchamp (02/26/2013) [-]
Omg bear hands. Lost it
#523 to #127 - cpitty (02/25/2013) [-]
You're going to kill me with your bear hands?
#568 - nyanpoptart (02/25/2013) [-]
Proud to be Canadian when you hear **** like this.
#2 - snowshark (02/24/2013) [-]
They also torched the White House in the War of 1812.

I think it's fair to say, as a rule, that we shouldn't **** with the Canadians.
User avatar #66 to #2 - bullrog (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot we did that. Also you don't **** with our rights. I don't know how the US allowed their constitution to be undermined. we have a bill (bill 115) that effects our teachers right to collective bargaining and we all went ape **** over it. also Terribly Sorry about the white house torching.
User avatar #455 to #2 - seniorpokeman (02/25/2013) [-]
Actually, that was the British. The Candaians couldn't have done it because Canada wasn't a country at the time.
User avatar #666 to #2 - steil (02/28/2013) [-]
If we did **** with Canada they would apologize and pay for our loses
#38 to #2 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Except American forces did the same thing to the Canadian capital.
#43 to #38 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
you dense ************
User avatar #189 to #2 - TwistedBamboozler (02/25/2013) [-]
That's a canadian's only claim to fame ever. I'll be talking politics with someone and when things don't go their way it's always "YEAH WELL WE BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE WHAT NOW!?!?!?!"

No one gives a flying **** , you haven't done **** except sit in your house and hope to live off of the government while you criticize other country's for their actions and eat poutine all day like french frogs. ******* sick of canadians complaining and judging all the time. It's all they do.
User avatar #429 to #189 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
You've been talking to the wrong kind of Canadians. Probably of the unintelligent kind.
User avatar #426 to #2 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
in 1812 Canada was still a British colony, Canada became a country on July 1, 1867. So it was really the British who torched the White House in 1812.

But those British became the first settlers of Canada, so technically a Canadian achievement, but truly a British one.

I'm Canadian, just btw
User avatar #32 to #2 - lolwatthe (02/25/2013) [-]
Actually, we torched it so many times they ran out of other colours and had to paint it white.
At least that's what I heard.
#103 to #2 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
You idiot,
The british burned down the white house and most of the U.S capitol in 1814. The british only had help from the Irish, the canadians didn't do **** because they were sucking france's dick
User avatar #104 to #103 - snowshark (02/25/2013) [-]
Hush, fool. Be nice to the colonies.
User avatar #587 to #103 - Canucklehead (02/25/2013) [-]

There was Upper Canada and Lower Canada. Lower Canada was predominantly French, but both were under British rule.

I appreciate you trying to teach everyone history. But please don't embarrass yourself like that again.
User avatar #42 to #2 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (02/25/2013) [-]
With tons and tons of help from british forces.
#237 to #2 - welcometoatl (02/25/2013) [-]
But some canadian girls are hot/cute.

I wanna **** Canadians
User avatar #27 to #2 - stcronin (02/25/2013) [-]
Even if we did **** with Canadians they would apologize
#224 to #2 - slikmonkey (02/25/2013) [-]
That' was the British who burned down DC and it got burned down after the US went to Canada to burn down its Parliament.
User avatar #8 to #2 - krazy_kid286 (02/24/2013) [-]
Or else we'll make a pop-star worse than Beiber.
#9 to #8 - snowshark (02/24/2013) [-]
Not taking that chance...
Not taking that chance...
#10 to #9 - snowshark (02/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #10 - pheonixinstinct (02/25/2013) [-]
omg...for me that lined up perfectly. well done good sir. well done.
User avatar #606 to #10 - cobaltlumi (02/26/2013) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #607 to #606 - snowshark (02/26/2013) [-]
Well, the first one is from the I.T. Crowd. It's a comedy program in the UK that parodies working in I.T. for a large corporation and frankly it is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on Channel 4.

You can probably find it on netflix or on 4OD however the latter may be subject to your nationality. Sorry about that.

The second one is from Monty Python: And now for something completely different. Whilst the I.T. crowd parodies I.T. Monty Python parodies pretty much everything in existence. Yet another British program, however Monty Python is world famous for being pretty much the funniest group of people in general of all time.

I urge you to seek out clips of both on youtube so that you can laugh your arse off.

Clips from both comedy teams.

Monty Python:

The I.T. Crowd:
User avatar #609 to #607 - cobaltlumi (02/26/2013) [-]
I second that 'god of source' thing. Thank you!
User avatar #611 to #609 - snowshark (02/26/2013) [-]
I defer you to the post below.
User avatar #608 to #607 - halemeister **User deleted account** (02/26/2013) [-]
You are the god of source.
#610 to #608 - snowshark (02/26/2013) [-]
The one and the true.
User avatar #62 to #8 - cudakd (02/25/2013) [-]
Sorry about that

but we did make make other incredible people like Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Keanu Reeves, Tera Strong etc.
User avatar #451 to #62 - landartheconqueror (02/25/2013) [-]
i love jim carrey
#230 to #8 - joeblack (02/25/2013) [-]
guys what if
guyss what if
what if
guys guys
are you listening what if
what if justin beiber was made by canada
no listen what if justin beiber was made by canada to secretly destroy the world
like what if this was some top secret **** that Canadians planed from his birth
#409 - itsyourkidsmarty (02/25/2013) [-]
Is it just me or is the front page looking a little... Empty today?
User avatar #433 to #409 - mcbmichael (02/25/2013) [-]
items is ******* with the settings again and making your subsriptions the front page, you have to click highest rated
User avatar #102 - Ectheliun (02/25/2013) [-]
And this is the part where Americans say...

North America, **** yeah!
User avatar #106 to #102 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't know about that...

I am not calming to be smart or anything like that in fact I am quite dumb when it comes to most thing but like most of the people I know especially the ones that go to my college(it is a trade school not a real college) would have no ideal where Canada even was.
#111 to #106 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
i kinda aknowledged american stupidity was just people pulling their chain, but really? that much? damn
User avatar #249 to #111 - Fgner (02/25/2013) [-]
No, we all know where Canada is. He's pointing out the .00001%

Nationality has nothing to do with intelligence. The case he's talking about, it was 6th You need to login to view this link my 6th grade we also convinced a dumb bitch that babies were born with no bones and they had to implant hydraulics (made in China) instead. You can convince someone that age anything if you're persistent, clever, and have enough support. And it's common to not know something geographical at such a low age - the first geography lessons are actually in 7th grade. Everything they know before that is what their parents taught or what they assumed.
#262 to #249 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
idk where you got that from, but geography lessons started in 2nd grade in my schools where we learned the basics of countries around us, then we did all the states in 3rd grade, capitals in fourth, an world geography in 5th and I went to ****** urban public schools my whole life that are rated as some of the worst in my state. By 6th grade you should know where Canada and Mexico are at least. I think you underestimate the stupidity of American people though. By the time I graduated, half of my class (about 1000 people because they combined a few high schools for one graduation ceremony to save money) wouldn't have been able to tell you that Alaska isn't part of Canada.
User avatar #266 to #262 - Fgner (02/25/2013) [-]
Not how my schooling went.

But I was private schooled until 3rd and homeschooled until 5th, so I missed out on elementary. But my middle schooling got to geography at 7th grade, so I assumed that's when it started (since it was so basic).

And damn, where did you graduate? I've seen some stupid people, I've been to some stupid places, but none of them are THAT stupid. You may have just been in a bad region.
#274 to #266 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I do admit, as I said, my district is one of the worst in my entire state. They were horrible there. The surrounding areas weren't much better though. The private schools are much better around us. When it comes to public schools though, most states force them to do things their way. The state of Ohio is supposed to do every public school on that schedule or a more advanced one. Since my district is ranked 784 currently out of 613 districts and 353 charter schools, they tend to just do things as basic as they can. The farther away from the urban districts you get, the better the education until you start getting toward the small districts out int he country areas, but they still all beat us out for the most part
User avatar #575 to #111 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/25/2013) [-]
sadly yes a lot of them are that ******* dumb
User avatar #107 to #106 - Ectheliun (02/25/2013) [-]
That wouldn't surprise me actually. In sixth grade, there was a girl in my class who thought Alaska was it's own country and it was the closest country to Canada.
User avatar #108 to #107 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/25/2013) [-]
In middles and high school (6-12th grade) I had always just assumed I was like the dumbest person that didn't have some kinda mental retardation.Then I went to college most of the ******* kids in my class can't ******* add simple fractions like 1/4+1/8 and **** like that. Yet they all act like they are the most genies mother ******* for the fact they made it to college
User avatar #109 to #108 - Ectheliun (02/25/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. I was in college for a year and a half then I dropped out to pursue a career in the military instead. So far, I don't regret it.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/25/2013) [-]
I am going to a free college maybe you have heard of it called "Job Corp" its a government funded program for people that don't have the money to attend a real college. In all honesty choosing to go there was most likely the smartest thing I ever did with my life. I have been there for a little over two months and I have put so much of my time and effort into doing the very best that I can there that in that two months I have three construction certifications and working on my fourth certification but some of the other people there have been there anywhere from like 6-12 months or more that don't have a single certification yet or anything to show for all there time being there, I just don't get how that works....
User avatar #117 to #110 - Ectheliun (02/25/2013) [-]
It just means all your hard work is paying off. You should be rather proud of yourself for it. Sounds like I should have gone there but eh, I'm in Korea right now so I'm not complaining too much lol
#137 to #117 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Can't wait for this summer when I can get on a hopper over to Korea and finally check it out. Currently living as a civ on one of the Japanese bases, and it's awesome, but from what I've heard I need to get my ass to Korea.
User avatar #594 to #137 - Ectheliun (02/26/2013) [-]
Korea is pretty nice, I love it here. At first I thought I would really miss home but I love Korea too much.
User avatar #257 to #107 - Fgner (02/25/2013) [-]
In sixth grade dude. Chill. Geography isn't covered until 7th most of the time. Alaska being a separate country is a logically correct assumption. Alaska is a huge body of land and it's not connected to the U.S. physically. When looking at a globe, that assumption is reasonable.

You're acting like they're stupid - but that's the year you learn basic math. I was 2 years ahead of my class in a MEGASS program and I just started algebra for God's sake. Don't try to put them out of their place.
User avatar #597 to #257 - Ectheliun (02/26/2013) [-]
My school taught all the states and everything in the second grade. Then when we got to third grade, we covered all the continents. So by the time we hit sixth grade, we were learning more in depth about other countries/continents (Mexico, Central America, Canada, South America). So for my school, the second that girl said Alaska as a country (we were learning about Canada at this point and teacher asked the closest country to it), I think the whole class collectively face palmed.
User avatar #621 to #597 - Fgner (02/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, like I said above, I didn't know. I went to private until 3rd, and homeschool until 5th. When I had my 7th grade geography, it was so basic I thought it was their first class.
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#186 - solarisofcelestia (02/25/2013) [-]
**** yeah! I'm proud to be Canadian. You might be asking "how did we do it?" well it's simple. We're CANadians, not Can'tadians!
#414 to #186 - hypex (02/25/2013) [-]
my god that was so ******* bad but i still lol'd
+1 for you
#203 to #186 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
You Can nada..get it?
User avatar #193 to #186 - thewalruss (02/25/2013) [-]
Hehe good one... alse, I'm MexiCAN...
#216 to #186 - albiwankenobi (02/25/2013) [-]
You bloody bastard.   
Have a thumb.
You bloody bastard.

Have a thumb.
#217 to #216 - solarisofcelestia (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
User avatar #25 - nightmaren (02/25/2013) [-]
Doesn't Canada supposedly have some of the best infantry in the world?
User avatar #28 to #25 - popkornking (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah right behind Isreal
#60 to #28 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
israel is going to get its ass handed to them in march
#71 to #28 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
right behind Israel giving anal?
#61 - stallwallwriter (02/25/2013) [-]
Mixed feelings about this.

I mean, we've traditionally prided ourselves as a country for peacekeeping. Yet this post would have you believe (if its even true) that our main export is bearded war machines. Don't want to be unpatriotic, but I'd just feel odd celebrating such a thing.

"Bearded War Machines" would make for a sick metal group, though.
User avatar #73 to #61 - bronynexgen (02/25/2013) [-]
I call dibs on the band name/album title
User avatar #438 to #61 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
I'd like to agree with you, but up at the military base in my city nearly all my mates have beards, and we're all trained rather well.. so who knows? We usually grow out our beards just because it gets bloody cold where we train sometimes
User avatar #415 to #61 - hypex (02/25/2013) [-]
"bearded war machines"

sounds like downtown Oslo during a metal concert
#74 to #61 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I think the main difference is that unlike America, you guys don't sit on your asses after the people you were after are gone "country building."

For the most part, you go in, you get the guys, and you leave. Nothing wrong with handling terrorists the way they're meant to be handled.

Meanwhile, America tends to go into full blown occupation mode. Not only does it cause them to do a worse job fighting terrorists, but is super costly, causes the country to hate them more (and thus there to be more terrorists recruited), etc. Blowback is a bitch.
User avatar #105 to #74 - ishalltroll (02/25/2013) [-]
'Murica's war machine could be put to pretty good use just going in, killing whoever needs to be killed, and getting out again.
However the rest of the world doesn't like that because liberalism. So they have to cover the whole thing up with a humanitarian operation.
I.e.: The world needs to stop being such a ******* pussy about killing terrorist targets.
User avatar #75 to #61 - riddles (02/25/2013) [-]
Vancouver mate here, Canada's military model should be what america ***** up will fix up.
User avatar #571 - apellon (02/25/2013) [-]
After reading "A Song of Ice and Fire" I would **** myself if some random person on the street walked up to me and said "I'm so sorry"
#589 to #571 - Campbellssoup (02/25/2013) [-]
Appropriate Sorrowful Men reference
Appropriate Sorrowful Men reference
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