Caged. . Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284 File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg) I like to wind up my girlfriend 3' -‘-Work at highstre
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Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284
File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg)
I like to wind up my girlfriend
3' -‘-Work at highstreet electronics store
Heaving a cigarette in the alleyway behind the store
Schick from the clothes shop next deer comes out to throw away some old mannequins
if I can have one
Leeave work early to get home before she does
Sprint eff the picture of nicholas cage that I posted
it to the mannequin' s face
the shower on
the mannequin in the shower
in the wardrobe opposite the en suite
gets home, comes up stairs
I' m in the shower, gets undressed, intends to get in with me
back the curtain expecting to see me
She screamed so loud that three different neighbours called the police thinking I' d stabbed her or something
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#10 - phioden (02/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Just thought i should add this. It appeared further down the thread and i managed to miss it until after i had posted the content.
#1 - Bradbull (02/24/2013) [-]
#20 - breakfastskippa (02/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wake up at about 1am
Go to my brothers room, he is passed out from party
He has this 4 foot long clown doll he hates but keeps because it was our grandmothers
I hang the doll from his ceiling fan with fishing line and turn the fan on lowest speed
Clown looks like it is floating around room like a demon, retreat to room to await victory
5am, hear loud scream from brother
#4 - pukingrainbows (02/25/2013) [-]
*******					 glorious
******* glorious
#39 - thesovereigngrave (02/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#16 - hugsta ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#53 - magict (02/25/2013) [-]
#48 - sksyslses (02/25/2013) [-]
**sksyslses rolled a random image posted in comment #3226877 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I want to do this to my mother.Not that she showers with me.
#3 - lyuun (02/25/2013) [-]
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#56 - mostlyshits (02/25/2013) [-]
all praise nick cage
#11 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - tehweave (02/25/2013) [-]
This man is a genius.
#58 - eccleston (02/25/2013) [-]
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#71 - plaruti (02/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
ok so he just breaks into this random girl's home and she's all like:
"yeah i'm going to **** this guy in my shower!"
"after he was super weird and asked me for a mannequin..."

not even going to ask who he is or how he got in here.
just going to **** him
#72 to #71 - breadstickez (02/25/2013) [-]
He went home. To his house. "She" is his girlfriend. Dear lord.
#28 - naws (02/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Hehe, Nicholas cage thread ;P
#51 - artificialego (02/25/2013) [-]
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#84 - nickbeauchamp (02/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Lets not CAGE our feelings up guys,
this is now a Nicholas Cage thread
User avatar #85 to #84 - ninjasquirle (02/25/2013) [-]
The real question is cage hitting the earth... or coming out of it?
#82 - phioden (02/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Good Lord, I have browsed FJ for years without an account. I make one and submit some content, next day after work i log on to find myself on the frontpage. I love you guys in an only partially sexual way.
#38 - thewasteland (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god my sides
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