Caged. . Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284 File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg) I like to wind up my girlfriend 3' -‘-Work at highstre
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Caged

Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284
File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg)
I like to wind up my girlfriend
3' -‘-Work at highstreet electronics store
Heaving a cigarette in the alleyway behind the store
Schick from the clothes shop next deer comes out to throw away some old mannequins
if I can have one
agrees
Leeave work early to get home before she does
Sprint eff the picture of nicholas cage that I posted
it to the mannequin' s face
the shower on
the mannequin in the shower
in the wardrobe opposite the en suite
gets home, comes up stairs
I' m in the shower, gets undressed, intends to get in with me
back the curtain expecting to see me
Nick
She screamed so loud that three different neighbours called the police thinking I' d stabbed her or something
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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#10 - phioden (02/25/2013) [-]
Just thought i should add this. It appeared further down the thread and i managed to miss it until after i had posted the content.
User avatar #23 to #10 - cabbagemayhem (02/25/2013) [-]
Geez, turn down your resolution, or shrink the window before capping.
User avatar #24 to #23 - muhamidallea ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Or he could ignore unappreciative dicks like you. He went out of his way to bring the funny, more than what you have done.
User avatar #32 to #24 - cabbagemayhem (02/25/2013) [-]
No, it is not more than what I have done. I obviously thumbed him up, but that's probably too much for morons to infer. All in all, my comment was more constructive than yours, so kill yourself faggot.
#70 to #32 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
The butthurt is strong within this one *yoda face*.
#104 to #32 - anon (02/26/2013) [-]
You have the blue name
yet you act like the no name
#105 to #23 - cabbagemayhem (02/26/2013) [-]
Really, FJ? Is that how we think, now? Enjoy your lame content. Maybe you should start watermarking it, too. Ever since the computer illiterate managed to find meme hubs, nothing has been the same.
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#13 to #10 - lordkyzer (02/25/2013) [-]
oh thats as good if not better that the post
#1 - Bradbull (02/24/2013) [-]
#20 - breakfastskippa (02/25/2013) [-]
Wake up at about 1am
Go to my brothers room, he is passed out from party
He has this 4 foot long clown doll he hates but keeps because it was our grandmothers
I hang the doll from his ceiling fan with fishing line and turn the fan on lowest speed
Clown looks like it is floating around room like a demon, retreat to room to await victory
5am, hear loud scream from brother
MFW
User avatar #25 to #20 - spikethepony (02/25/2013) [-]
I think I'll keep this in mind...
#52 to #20 - ghustla (02/25/2013) [-]
your brother's FW he found it was you
#34 to #20 - wanicochil (02/25/2013) [-]
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#4 - pukingrainbows (02/25/2013) [-]
*******		 glorious
******* glorious
User avatar #88 to #39 - brum (02/25/2013) [-]
Destroyer of words as well i see.
User avatar #90 to #88 - thesovereigngrave (02/25/2013) [-]
Um, what?
#21 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Why did I read that as 'she screamed in three different lagnuages'?
#42 to #21 - venoshto (02/25/2013) [-]
so did I...
so did I...
#16 - hugsta ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#48 - sksyslses (02/25/2013) [-]
**sksyslses rolled a random image posted in comment #3226877 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I want to do this to my mother.Not that she showers with me.
#3 - lyuun (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - tehweave (02/25/2013) [-]
This man is a genius.
#53 - magict (02/25/2013) [-]
#56 - mostlyshits (02/25/2013) [-]
all praise nick cage
#11 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/25/2013) [-]
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#51 - artificialego (02/25/2013) [-]
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#58 - eccleston (02/25/2013) [-]
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#38 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides
#54 to #38 - attilia (02/25/2013) [-]
Go home Bolvar, you're drunk...
#12 - alexthecanadian (02/25/2013) [-]
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#95 - mcbmichael (02/25/2013) [-]
shepard cage 1920x1200
#8 - almaster (02/25/2013) [-]
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