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Xbox Live at its Finest

Message Received
Expires in '] days H P.
h'! lrt Message Text
l % , bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs,
Delete dont let those guys between
your legs, they" say youre cute,
they" say youre fine, nine
months later thew say not
mine! .. thats a nice poem to
tell sluts
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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#9 to #6 - deadinferno (02/25/2013) [-]
Every, single, time I see that, I seriously die a little inside it's that bad...
#21 to #6 - ihaventsleptyetfml (02/25/2013) [-]
No words needed.. May his manliness rest in peace
User avatar #29 to #6 - dashdashdash (02/25/2013) [-]
this physically hurts
User avatar #45 to #6 - fukkendragonite (02/25/2013) [-]
can we please stop posting this? I nearly die everytime someone posts it because it's so cringeworthy.

Cringe level: CRITICAL
#12 to #6 - mvtjets (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #6 - ihaventsleptyetfml (02/25/2013) [-]
this is the 1st time I saw this **** .... has anybody revoked this boy's penis yet?
(can't really call him a man)
#11 to #6 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
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#59 to #6 - dingbox (02/25/2013) [-]
oh god, can we please post more things like these
oh god, can we please post more things like these
+1
#55 to #6 - ilikechocalatemilk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #6 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I'd just say "atleast he tried", but holy nutella on toast, that made my dick knot itself like a pretzel.
User avatar #22 to #6 - thedarkestrogue (02/25/2013) [-]
I really wish the gamertag wasnt cut out of this picture. My friend and I would have our female gamer friends mess with him so hard.
We're cunts. We know.
#28 to #22 - ironstrike (02/25/2013) [-]
Why would you need your female gamer friends to do that...

Hell, all you'd have to do is send a FR and a message stating you're female.

I doubt he'd even check your avatar, let alone your bio to see if it checks out.

I met some fine chick that lives a block down from me playing GoW 2. I thought for sure she was lying, but she wasn't. I still see her around from time to time lol.
User avatar #75 to #28 - thedarkestrogue (02/25/2013) [-]
We use xbox parties to do it. Nothings better than female voice to mess with a boy on xbox live.
#79 to #75 - ironstrike (02/25/2013) [-]
You could also substitute that female voice for a young boys voice. They'd sound identical...

User avatar #82 to #79 - thedarkestrogue (02/25/2013) [-]
it works better when its actual female voices.
#46 to #6 - sachonebeef (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord.
#65 to #6 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
See this is what THEY WERE LOOKING FOR MONKEYMAN/ / CALL UR WIFE 3 X Mmmm / caught again/ man DIDN'T U U REALIZE SET UP FOR YEARS FALL GUY/ BILLYGOAT/ NO MORE TEARS ME/ SCRUB UP TINY
#44 to #6 - greenthegunstar (02/25/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Robot E-101
Codename: Beta.
User avatar #56 to #6 - fodrizzler (02/25/2013) [-]
'tis
Dear god,help him.
#24 to #6 - zomaru (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #6 - fhqwghads (02/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** , he said "'tis" Save his precious beta soul.
#34 - payseht (02/25/2013) [-]
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Slut Logic thread?
#35 to #34 - payseht (02/25/2013) [-]
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Also known as a rage thread
User avatar #47 to #25 - irvea (02/25/2013) [-]
b-but... where's the rest??? you can't finish the song midway!
User avatar #81 to #47 - fourskins (02/25/2013) [-]
>text limit
#49 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - lolollo (02/25/2013) [-]
Xbox live stories.

>playing CTF on halo 4, ragnarok
>better defensive player
>collect sniper rifle
>snipe a few red guys
>some guy hitting me
>see no red dot on radar
>"betrayal"
>see blue guy pick up my sniper rifle
>piece it all together
>dickbutt betrayed me because I got to the sniper rifle first
User avatar #26 to #14 - deathdiedead (02/25/2013) [-]
If this was yesterday then that was me.

You chased me around for a bit and tried to betray me back lol
User avatar #41 to #26 - lolmallroflmao (02/25/2013) [-]
well then you sir are a faggot.
User avatar #76 to #26 - lolollo (02/25/2013) [-]
I vaguely remember that. I then thought "this is stupid" and just wrote you a ****** player review. You then either left the game or were booted a short time later. Also thank you for confirming that it was you. I was just kinda hoping the the blue guy I found out with the sniper rifle was indeed the guy who did the dick move.

Either way I think the thumbs speak for themselves on how you fit in the situation.
User avatar #43 to #14 - harbingerwolf (02/25/2013) [-]
And when it happens to me

>Betray him back
>Sweet revenge betrayal
>Pick up sniper back
>That'll show hi-
>Booted for betraying a team mate.
User avatar #80 to #43 - lolollo (02/25/2013) [-]
I went to do that, but more tried to weaken him so the enemy would be the one who killed him. I got bored and decided to just report it and move on, though.
#27 to #14 - ironstrike (02/25/2013) [-]
Anyone who betrays over a not getting a power weapon shouldn't be playing a video game in the first place. Boy, I miss the days where you could actually give those fags the boot for betrayals.

I ran into some MLG fag in H: Reach (kd was like 20,000k and 5k deaths) and he bitched and moaned because I picked up the sniper when he could've "done more damage" with it.

So naturally, he betrayed me - and I waited until the last second before we won to kick him out. (was only like a minute) needless to say, he went the whole 9 yards with the hate mail.
User avatar #77 to #27 - lolollo (02/25/2013) [-]
You see, I understand having preferences in weapons and **** , but that guy overdid it. It's the funniest **** when I jump in a turret, and some guy starts jumping around it for a bit before getting into the drivers position, but the thing is he didn't bitch and moan about it.

he just drove the warthog into the tank, but that's a different story
#78 to #77 - ironstrike (02/25/2013) [-]
The worst is when you hop into a Gauss 'hog and they drive it off the map because they can't shoot. Thank god there's not too many Gauss 'hogs on open maps like that anymore.

Usuaully when I'm the driver, I could net about 30-40 assists just for driving, which is free points. It may not get you MVP but you'll probably be 2nd... which is why I don't understand retard logic.

I guess retards and Halo just go together like two peas in a pod.
#40 to #14 - motherduck (02/25/2013) [-]
Simlar story
>Playing Halo 4
>Playing Dominion
>Defending Base A with buddy
>Take a shotgun
>Get betrayed
>Kick the cunt
>We lose since he and his friend were kicked my friend was eating and immobile and it was just Me and my friend defending A and some other dude
> Didn't care
>Sent cunt message
>"You should have checked yourself before you shrecked yourself"
User avatar #15 to #14 - wethelegion (02/25/2013) [-]
so everytime anyone plays halo?
#67 - alucardshellhound (02/25/2013) [-]
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#74 to #67 - masterboll (02/25/2013) [-]
is he sitting on top of her?
#61 - samuraicrack (02/25/2013) [-]
My gamer score > their gamer score.
#63 to #61 - namnori (02/25/2013) [-]
That's not a popsicle.
That's not a popsicle.
#17 - Shmuck (02/25/2013) [-]
She said, "I love the eggs. What did you do to 'em?   
The way they smell and taste really got a girl drooling."   
I knew that you would like it. Why you so surprised?   
How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?   
Fried or fertilized? Baby, I'm confused!   
Don't be offended. You got it misconstrued   
When I say "fried," I'm talking breakfast eggs   
But when I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs   
She began to blush. I heard her coochie whistle. (Whoo-whoo!)   
She was fiending for the heat up out of Humma's missle
She said, "I love the eggs. What did you do to 'em?
The way they smell and taste really got a girl drooling."
I knew that you would like it. Why you so surprised?
How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?
Fried or fertilized? Baby, I'm confused!
Don't be offended. You got it misconstrued
When I say "fried," I'm talking breakfast eggs
But when I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs
She began to blush. I heard her coochie whistle. (Whoo-whoo!)
She was fiending for the heat up out of Humma's missle
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#71 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
DR. SEUSS LIVES!!!
#33 - rollcore (02/25/2013) [-]
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#2 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
That's me !
User avatar #3 to #2 - johnnygat (02/25/2013) [-]
Prove it.
#7 to #3 - dragonbeeon (02/25/2013) [-]
HYAAAGH. PRETTY TASTYYYYYYYYYY
User avatar #53 to #16 - snakefire (02/25/2013) [-]
>enlarge
>see snakes face
>die laughing
User avatar #57 to #16 - fodrizzler (02/25/2013) [-]
It took me way too long to find that Playboy magazine.
#5 to #3 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
His name is falcon something. Someone else's name is fraction
#4 to #3 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
The guys name is fraction something. He would have to tell you I'm right. We were playing one in the chamber together
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