Good point.. Mhmm. dreams are really weird because you dent question the reality them at all. We you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only
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dreams are really weird because you dent question the reality them at
all. We you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only
thing on your mind is ‘fuels. we gotta get to a blender pronto'
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#5 - teranin ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
#32 - cutter (02/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Have the ability to control my dreams all my life
all throughout the dreams i would do kick-ass stuff
love every minute of it
finally, i have a terrible dream

lions would kill my cat and i had to run to mexico
i had no control over this
for two days after i couldn't control them
every dream was a nightmare

3 days later I saw a genie in my dream

completely raped the lions
ovens would rain down killing all the trees
no way i was going to let this happen
for no reason i grabbed the nearest plunger and shanked the Genie
i didn't quite know what i did that for
right then i regained control
most of the lions were already dead so i just watched the carnage ahead
even the trees were not faring too well
definitely happy that was over.
#8 - bothemastaofall (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I asked my sister and her boyfriend why they chose to have sex before marriage. This happened twice in the dream.

Response 1) Something about voting for Obama
Response 2) "So we can watch wilebeast on the discovery channel"

Made perfect sense to me.
#45 - BigSammy (02/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I tried lucid dreaming the other night.   
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.   
MFW I actually helped her
I tried lucid dreaming the other night.
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.
MFW I actually helped her
#9 - retrochris (02/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Actually there are some things you can do while you're dreaming in order to find out that you're dreaming, eg:
In your dream you check your watch , wait a bit and check it again : time has changed way too much, vould even show an earlier time than when you checked first.
You open a book and read: einther random letters or the same words repeating over and over again.
I think that is quite interesting.
.... but if I ever meet the amazing pengwolf in a dream plz noone wake me up.
#143 - CupcakeMaster (02/25/2013) [-]
>banana mafia
#80 - wowqueen (02/25/2013) [-]
One time when I was like 11 I had a dream that I beat my friend half to death, carried him up a mountain, then put him in a school locker where we made out and I left him up there locked in the locker, on my way down I saw his parents and they were looking for him, I felt so bad that I killed him. I have never told him, but that night I woke up from my nightmare and went in my parents room ( which I hadn't done since I was like 5) and told my mom I had a really bad dream, so I slept on her floor, I did not sleep that night, I just thought, why, why did I dream of something so creepy.
#193 - veryinteresting (02/25/2013) [-]
Banana mafia.
#79 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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>MFW Lucid dreaming.
#108 - giygasman (02/25/2013) [-]
Ya best peel out cuz i got a ripe feeling bout' you.
#58 - frienderman (02/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I read in Carl Sagan's "Dragons of Eden" that this is because the left hemisphere of the neocortex, the logic and "truth test" center of the brain, is effectively shut down during sleep, so all thoughts are allowed to be perceived as reality.   
   
Pretty nifty stuff, if you ask me.
I read in Carl Sagan's "Dragons of Eden" that this is because the left hemisphere of the neocortex, the logic and "truth test" center of the brain, is effectively shut down during sleep, so all thoughts are allowed to be perceived as reality.

Pretty nifty stuff, if you ask me.
#51 - yodaddysofat (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream entirely in silver......everything was silver,me, all the people in it.....everything...  shiny silver.......I'd like Freud to 						*******					 analyze THAT
I once had a dream entirely in silver......everything was silver,me, all the people in it.....everything... shiny silver.......I'd like Freud to ******* analyze THAT
#52 to #51 - MrPadre (02/25/2013) [-]
Like this?
#106 - ubercomfychair (02/25/2013) [-]
the things i do for love
#44 - snodder (02/25/2013) [-]
I once dreamt that the students at my school were attacked by werewolves. When somebody got bit, everything would pause and some random announcers would pop up and go all "HEEEEY, THAT'S ONE BRUTAL BITE, LETS WATCH IT IN REPLAY". I would then see the person get bit once more, this time in slow motion. Then the person would enter the "field" again, with just a bandage on his wound, as if it was football, and the slaughter just continued as if nothing had happened.

MFW I never questioned what was happening
#187 - iBlondie (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**iBlondie rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Not disappointed ** When I dream...
#62 - jimmyprice ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
My favorite dream i remember is i had just gotten my temps and my dad had decided to take me driving and we went on driving and then he told me to stop at this bank and go through the drive through part on the outside then when we stopped there darth maul came out of nowhere and jumped on the hood of my car and started dancing
i woke up just wondering wtf happened
#69 - arrowinurbutt (02/25/2013) [-]
mfw Banana
mfw Banana
User avatar #132 - skaterchris (02/25/2013) [-]
Unless you are a lucid dreamer.
#78 - nukamaker (02/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
better then 2 hermaphrodites one with a horse penis and the other with a dog cock having sex with a robo scorpion from new vegas while in space.
#21 - ragingflamingos (02/24/2013) [-]
I had a dream last night that I laid an egg that produced a baby that I was responsible for raising. Most 						*******					 terrifying nightmare ever.
I had a dream last night that I laid an egg that produced a baby that I was responsible for raising. Most ******* terrifying nightmare ever.
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