Religion Part 2. Exactly Mr Carr, exactly. If we' re all God' s i, children, whtat' s so I special Caits Rati! r'. > Father, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit > Trinity (3) > Half-Life 3 confirmed Religion Atheism
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#125 to #77 - iamphoenix (02/25/2013) [-]
Brian's also a giant douchebag and a contrarian, so that's part of it.
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#133 to #125 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#134 to #133 - iamphoenix (02/25/2013) [-]
That too, but Klaus is a talking fish so **** it, amirite?
#139 to #134 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
But Klaus was an East German Olympic ski-jumper who later was turned into a fish by the CIA.
#141 to #139 - iamphoenix (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, Brian wrote a book.
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User avatar #168 to #125 - enorus (02/25/2013) [-]
Pretty much every major character in Family Guy is a douchebag though.
#261 to #168 - iamphoenix (02/25/2013) [-]
Except Greased-up Deaf Guy!
User avatar #23 - dominikq (02/24/2013) [-]
> Father, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit
> Trinity (3)
> Half-Life 3 confirmed
#37 to #23 - sagedivinity (02/25/2013) [-]
You might find this useful next time.
#236 to #23 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
User avatar #165 to #23 - enorus (02/25/2013) [-]
Amen
#149 - ponsi (02/25/2013) [-]
Ok, 2 questions.
1. Why this constant religion bashing on funnyjunk, a site for funny stuff and reposts, and 2. Why do religious people get so butthurt over these? If you believe in a god why do you even care what some guy says on the internet? The only reason you would be upset if you have doubts about your believes.
I personally don't affiliate with neither religion or atheists, because I just don't care. Just be a nice person, that's all that matters.

p.s. my favorite jesus pic.
User avatar #193 to #149 - mrblueftw (02/25/2013) [-]
because one of the major points is to join other people into Christianity and to take no offense to Jesus. for the lack of a better analogy, that's the same as if why do you get mad when a feminist calls you a women hating fascist.
User avatar #213 to #149 - tylosaurus (02/25/2013) [-]
Because
1. Religion bashing can be fun as hell.
#150 to #149 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't see how this is bashing religion as much as it is pointing out one of many questions atheists have about christianity. I could see how christians might get offended though, also I do find this a bit humorous.
User avatar #156 to #150 - vissova (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't think he's talking about this post specifically. Rather all the religion related posts that bash.. Well, religion.
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User avatar #97 to #24 - YllekNayr (02/25/2013) [-]
All denominations of Christianity believe that...
User avatar #195 to #97 - adrianking (02/25/2013) [-]
Nope. Read up Mormonism.
User avatar #198 to #195 - YllekNayr (02/25/2013) [-]
Technicality on that one I suppose.

"Most" denominations of Christianity, as in not exclusively Catholics, believe that.
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#29 to #28 - aproudpatriot (02/25/2013) [-]
It didn't go well
User avatar #39 to #28 - galkawhm (02/25/2013) [-]
I walked on water that was below 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
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#226 to #28 - jakols ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
i live in Norway and i frequently walk on the lake on my way to the store or to my friends...

your argument is invalid
#188 - killerblue (02/25/2013) [-]
Jesus is gods only son
We are all gods childgren
Therefore we are his daughters
And we are all lesbian and commit incest.
I spent to damn long thinking about this
User avatar #208 to #188 - chaossniper ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
i shouldn't laugh to this but yeah in a sens we're all adam and eve's sons and daughters so yeah we're all pretty much doing incest. thats why the human body is regressing from its ideal form btw
#214 to #208 - myturntoevil (02/25/2013) [-]
why do adam and eve have belly buttons
User avatar #246 to #214 - chaossniper ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
how do you know they had one
#266 to #246 - myturntoevil (02/26/2013) [-]
The burden of proof is your problem,i dont beleive i religous propositions.and we are not all sons and daughters of 'adam and eve' its a lot more complicated than that
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#84 - mishaestrin (02/25/2013) [-]
da-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra

da-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra-ra.
#56 - heartlessrobot (02/25/2013) [-]
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Tell me, why exactly does anyone give a **** what other people believe? As long as it has no bearing on the life of anyone else, it's irrelevant if you don't believe it or study it.
#161 to #56 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Please cite the monopoly of suffering that all religions have held on people in the past and continue to do so today.
#135 to #56 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Because religious groups control american politics, have influence over the science, and create a holier-than-thou aura about most policies in communities, cities, and states.

If Christians minded their own business and didn't try to force their morals on other people, atheists wouldnt have anything to argue about.

They dont though.

See: Stem cell research, the Pledge, creationsism, every political figure in the past couple decades, science class rooms, gay marriage, and in some cases, sexism.
User avatar #147 to #135 - nucularwar (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** what other people believe, as long as they don't try to make other people believe it too
#148 to #147 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Well personally if my wife doesn't do what I say I plan on beating her.
#217 to #148 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
>implying you'll ever see a vagina.
User avatar #117 to #56 - theblacksheep (02/25/2013) [-]
To be honest no one cares what anyone believes in the privacy of one's home. But the problem here in The United States is that a new era of "born again" mother ******* are literalists to an extreme. Even in the beginning of Christianity genesis was seen as a story, not to be taken as the literal creation of the universe. But now these nut jobs push for things like teaching creationism in school, even though it was already ruled on as not being a science by the US Gov.
User avatar #122 - hurleyy (02/25/2013) [-]
If god knows the future and already planned all to come, wouldn't praying be an insult to his power?
#166 to #122 - KungFuZerO (02/25/2013) [-]
Prayer, according to simple logic, is useless
it's either futile to go against something in god's plan or redundant as it's already in his plan
but then again, all religious practices are pretty worthless
#153 - maxoverderp (02/25/2013) [-]
He was a sick ass DJ?
#163 to #153 - tonyredgrave ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Patrick Stewart ** This is what he played.
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Patrick Stewart ** This is what he played.
User avatar #194 to #163 - divinecreator (02/25/2013) [-]
jesus played the dream. because when you wake up you realize it wasn't real.
just a joke
User avatar #32 - dalokan (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, he was the required sacrifice so we could be forgiven by following his teachings.

Hence, why he's also referred to as the "Holy Lamb."

Since they used to sacrifice lambs or other livestock, God sacrificed his only son, to give us a chance for redemption.
User avatar #35 - niralius (02/25/2013) [-]
why do atheists believe they can get away with such stupid questions?...
inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #196 to #35 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
but it's not all atheists. Don't judge us all by the few idiots. I'm actually agnostic, but people lump us together so whatevs
#206 to #196 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Agnostic what...?
You can't just say "Agnostic" there is actually two different types of Agnostic, one is Agnostic Theist which leans more towards the side of a sentient being and Agnostic Atheist which leans towards the opposite of that.

When it comes to the internet I find it more atheists that try to spark a religious debate. Most of those "religious nuts" on the net aren't even religious but are usually trying to start something. Most of the religious internet users are always in their part of the net whether it be like some religious youtube video, forum, etc. and a lot of them are pretty cool guys. Of course, you have a few of your dickheads who just say you're going to hell and **** , but I don't find them nearly often as I find some random Atheist bashing on people just because they think it's something stupid to believe in.
User avatar #248 to #206 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
There are actually a variety of types of agnostic, more than just the two. I consider myself sprititual agnostic, which is that whether a deity exists or not is of no importance to me, I try to do good and follow my own morals simply because it's something I think I should do. But if I have to be in one of those categories I would say agnostic atheist
User avatar #230 to #35 - ryander (02/25/2013) [-]
They don't. Its meant to be funny. ****** jokes are fine, 9/11 jokes are fine. religion jokes cause instant ********** . Can't explain that.
#36 to #35 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
It's funny because your question was stupid
#64 to #35 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Well this one is a joke, but "stupid questions" are a mocking way of pointing out flaws in religious beliefs. Same goes when theists make "stupid questions" or comments about flaws they find in atheistic beliefs.

It happens both ways, stop being butthurt
User avatar #67 to #64 - niralius (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh I know, but these "mocking questions" are just plain dumb...
User avatar #58 to #35 - slumberdonkey (02/25/2013) [-]
I could say the same about religious people. Do you know how many times I've heard the question "How could believe that "nothing" came from "nothing" and a whole bunch of "nothing" happened and now we're here?"
No atheist has ever said any of that. Unless they were dumb. In which case they should not have been speaking for an entire group of people.
User avatar #59 to #58 - niralius (02/25/2013) [-]
yeah, shoving your beliefs or lack thereof should never happen...
#224 to #58 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
I implore you to check out "A Universe From Nothing" by Lawrence Krauss.
User avatar #264 to #224 - slumberdonkey (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm going to quote that video right now: "Nothing isn't nothing anymore, in physics"
Just because we can't measure something doesn't mean it's nothing.
User avatar #177 to #35 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
same reason some creationists believe they can get away with such stupid answers
#41 to #35 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
This one they can't. The reason Jesus is special is because he isn't just God's son, he IS God.
User avatar #46 to #41 - GoldenLotus (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, that's only the Catholic belief. Other sects don't believe in the trinity.
User avatar #47 to #46 - yunoavailable (02/25/2013) [-]
no, I am a non-denominational christian and the trinity is common teaching in most churches
User avatar #48 to #47 - GoldenLotus (02/25/2013) [-]
Really? Well I guess what I'm trying to say is not all sects of Christianity believe that. Sorry for the mistake.
#52 to #48 - atmdk (02/25/2013) [-]
Just FYI, not trying to start anything, but MOST denominations believe in the trinity. The few that don't aren't all that "mainstream" (save Mormonism, but that's a whole other bag of worms)
User avatar #60 to #52 - alfredtheweak (02/25/2013) [-]
Christianity is typically defined (very very simply) as the following:
1. Belief in God
2. Belief that Jesus Christ is God incarnated
3. Belief that Jesus Christ died and rose to forgive the sins of humanity
4. Belief in the three Persons in One God (the Holy Trinity)

With this definition, Mormonism is not a Christian religion.
#267 to #60 - atmdk (02/26/2013) [-]
Yes, I agree. But they call themselves Christian, and I didn't want to be offensive.
User avatar #50 to #48 - yunoavailable (02/25/2013) [-]
that's fine and really I don't care. I hate religious debates on the internet
User avatar #51 to #50 - yunoavailable (02/25/2013) [-]
not that this was bad, just in general
User avatar #53 to #46 - disturbedfan (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm Lutheran and we believe in the Trinity.
User avatar #43 to #41 - niralius (02/25/2013) [-]
i know, but atheists usually try ANYTHING to seem superior, when true christians don't even consider themselves superior, they consider themselves as equal or inferior...
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User avatar #265 to #137 - niralius (02/26/2013) [-]
I wrote "true" christian, not anybody that just calls themselves christains...
#72 to #43 - Visual (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that this isn't the most sound argument against Christianity, but it's a question meant to provoke some thought behind it. Sure maybe a Christian could soundly refute that, but it sounds like it's aimed toward "Christians" who don't know why they're Christian.
User avatar #73 to #72 - niralius (02/25/2013) [-]
in which case its like trying to undermine someone who doesn't paint at all by asking them bunch of **** about painting... not a way to get your point across...
User avatar #44 - liljason (02/25/2013) [-]
died on cross for sins, you loose
User avatar #191 to #44 - kevinites (02/25/2013) [-]
but how do you know that?
User avatar #45 to #44 - TheHutchie (02/25/2013) [-]
Nah, he tight.
User avatar #146 to #45 - retributionthepimp (02/25/2013) [-]
Comments like this are why I'm sooo not done with this site.
#69 - trickytrickster (02/25/2013) [-]
What point does this statement make? How does being all the children of God make Jesus any less special?
User avatar #238 - angelious (02/25/2013) [-]
well every parent has that one child who really outshines the other siblings and the father is like "OH YOU KIDS SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER,HE IS GOOD KID YEEES"


and then the rest of the kids kill the other one in fit of rage and jealousy...
User avatar #57 - sirbutterballs (02/25/2013) [-]
I just realized Jesus was a wizard...
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