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User avatar #85 - allanenraged (02/27/2013) [-]
plays call of duty 60 hours straight. dies.
#71 - sjakk (02/25/2013) [-]
Everyone knows you run faster with a knife
Everyone knows you run faster with a knife
User avatar #69 - mostlyshits (02/25/2013) [-]
wait......that isn't how you're suppose to butter bread?
#61 - rollcore (02/25/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Monster feels **
#57 - eluamous (02/25/2013) [-]
who took that picture?
User avatar #53 - jakerszzzz (02/25/2013) [-]
Wrong Hand.
User avatar #36 - jesusmcbatmanjones (02/25/2013) [-]
Plays CoD 60 hours straight

Butters bread from across kitchen
#73 to #36 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Plays CoD 60 hours straight

Gets a slightly different piece of bread and calls it bread 2
User avatar #70 to #36 - departed (02/25/2013) [-]
TOMABUTTER!
User avatar #66 to #36 - pokemonstheshiz (02/25/2013) [-]
Plays Black Ops 2 60 hours straight
keeps missing the bread right in from of him by a foot
#45 to #36 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
It's funny, because that was only an issue from the CoD game nearly 7 years ago................
User avatar #50 to #45 - jesusmcbatmanjones (02/25/2013) [-]
Ikr, CoD 3 was so buggy
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#56 to #50 - iNirvana has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #36 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Ooohhh, i like you
User avatar #38 to #36 - A Pickle (02/25/2013) [-]
COMMANDOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #31 - Bakerlalalalala (02/25/2013) [-]
Who was camera?
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#30 - trollgiggity has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #33 to #30 - metalbass (02/25/2013) [-]
uhhhhhhhh
#26 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
If you don't play Battlefield 3 maxed out on PC then you have no idea what gaming really is. Crysis 3 is an even better example, been playing it maxed, looks ******* amazing
User avatar #75 to #26 - dayasalion (02/25/2013) [-]
Of all the things to praise BF3 about, you chose to brag about the graphics? really? i play bf3 everday and thats the last thing i care about.
User avatar #64 to #26 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
you are one dense *************
#49 to #26 - epicx (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't even like COD, I am a PC game, and I still think your comment is stupid. Good graphics doesn't mean good game.
User avatar #68 to #49 - neutralgray (02/25/2013) [-]
Hi, PC game. I love you but my little brother is a consolefag. Will an X-box port of you ever be available?
User avatar #58 to #49 - kaitheguy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
"I am a PC game"
#63 to #58 - epicx (02/25/2013) [-]
I am, bitches be jealous of my poly count
#21 - totsandtaters (02/25/2013) [-]
On a slightly better note...who else is pysched for GTA 5?
#72 to #21 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
**** YES! MORE RAMPANCY AND MURD....er...i mean...amazing story lines and graphically detailed missions.
#40 to #21 - BeardOfJesus (02/25/2013) [-]
Was pissed when i found out they pushed it back to fall 2013, but still psyched.
Was pissed when i found out they pushed it back to fall 2013, but still psyched.
User avatar #39 to #21 - biggydy (02/25/2013) [-]
I am excited for it, but i still don't know if it is coming for PC, and if it is, my PC is not ready, so i can't do much about it. **** i hate being poor.
User avatar #46 to #39 - grumpythefirst (02/25/2013) [-]
In other news, an open box of tic tacs are going on ebay for around $300.
www.ebay.com/itm/Most-of-a-box-of-Tic-tacs-orange-/300866493431?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item460d0a5bf7
I hate being poor too.
#74 to #46 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
....are......are you 						*******					 kidding me?   
Like...ARE YOU 						*******					 SERIOUS?   
   
Tic Tacs....for 300 bucks....and 43 bids.   
   
   
WHY?
....are......are you ******* kidding me?
Like...ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS?

Tic Tacs....for 300 bucks....and 43 bids.


WHY?
User avatar #52 to #46 - biggydy (02/25/2013) [-]
Soon we won't even be able to breath because it would cost 1 dollar per hour
User avatar #76 to #52 - mrblueftw (02/25/2013) [-]
i did the math. if you live to be 70, which is around the average age of a first world citizen, you would pay $598,080 in your lifetime. which is enough to pay for a Lamborghini aventador.
User avatar #80 to #76 - grumpythefirst (02/26/2013) [-]
I don't think your math is right. The average person breathes about 12 times a minute.
Thats 720 times an hour. (12x60)
17,280 times a day (720x24)
6,307,200 times a year (17,270x365)
You said the average life expectancy is 7 so:
$441,504,000 for 70 years.
User avatar #82 to #80 - mrblueftw (02/26/2013) [-]
but hes saying its a dollar an hour, not a dollar a breath.
User avatar #83 to #82 - grumpythefirst (02/27/2013) [-]
whoopsies. But his math is wrong either way.

$1 per hour - $24 a day
24x365 = 8,760 - (1 year)
8,760x70 = 613,200 - (70 years)
User avatar #84 to #83 - grumpythefirst (02/27/2013) [-]
the math*
Not hating on you by the way.
User avatar #79 to #76 - biggydy (02/25/2013) [-]
D:
#25 to #21 - fhfiction (02/25/2013) [-]
Y Y X B A L L DOWN UP
#22 to #21 - alexlife (02/25/2013) [-]
Can't wait :D

It can't be less than great with so much space to roam around in :D

Was so disappointed when I found out there was no flyable planes in GTA 4 :(

#23 to #22 - urapooper (02/25/2013) [-]
what do you mean by disapointed??? I was devastated!!!
#20 - anaklusmos (02/25/2013) [-]
I once played MW3 for like 40 hours straight. I went to the pizza hut down the street and when I was walking inside I happened to look up and saw a plane. I immediately tried to take it down.
User avatar #65 to #20 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2013) [-]
when i used to play a lot of cod in a day , when i saw airplanes, my brain gave me the idea that i needed to take out the rocket to lock on it. wtf
User avatar #19 - schmitty (02/25/2013) [-]
Plays Call of Duty for 60 hours straight. Still doesn't know that the combat knife is in the right hand.
User avatar #18 - wonderlandman (02/25/2013) [-]
i don't even play call of duty and i found this hilarious
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#2 - esawe (02/24/2013) [-]
Black ops 2 is the worst game ever made and i hope you'll die
#81 to #2 - esawe (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh my god thank you all for the feed you pieces of ****
User avatar #77 to #2 - mrblueftw (02/25/2013) [-]
i think it was pretty good, although there were some plotholes ( the presidents VTOL gets taken down by a cheap RPG?)
#54 to #2 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Never played it, and although it doesn't look very creative, I wouldn't call it bad, little anon.
Superman 64 is bad.
Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis is bad.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was bad. kidding. le troll faec XDD
User avatar #51 to #2 - sannukas ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I have to agree with you, tryied it on free weekend and it sucked.
I really like Bo 1 and other CoD games but that was just horrible.
User avatar #28 to #2 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/25/2013) [-]
I enjoyed every call of duty game to date.... **** me right?
User avatar #44 to #28 - roflnaut (02/25/2013) [-]
I agree with you. CoD games are not bad games, they are just repetitive.
I enjoyed playing the 3 CoD games I played. I wouldn't ever say they were my favorite shooters, but they were solid.
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#16 to #2 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #2 - deathzor (02/25/2013) [-]
'Cept BO:2 was/is pretty decent.
#43 to #15 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
I want to like it but the ******* lag and **** is horrible
User avatar #55 to #43 - deathzor (02/25/2013) [-]
You can thank the anti-cheat and high ping ******** .
User avatar #17 to #15 - imvexx (02/25/2013) [-]
In my opinion BO:2 was probably the second worst of the series, with the original BO being the worst.
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#48 to #17 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #17 - Crusader (02/25/2013) [-]
Which is strange, because those are two of most liked CoDs ever, right behind CoD4
User avatar #41 to #29 - redrex (02/25/2013) [-]
my favorites were Call of Duty 1 & 2
#13 to #2 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm usually one to hate CoD.

I actually enjoy BO2
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#9 to #2 - lvlarcopolio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #2 - Crusader (02/24/2013) [-]
Well balanced guns
Well balanced maps
Well balanced perks
The only thing I don't like is the pick ten system.
User avatar #34 to #6 - metalbass (02/25/2013) [-]
I like the pick 10 system. I have a gun 6 perks and a knife. I love that class
User avatar #35 to #34 - Crusader (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't, If they made it different, a gun should not cost as much as a perk.
It should be more of a custom class system with 100 point, a gun is 20 points a perk is 15 points and equipment are 5 points and so on, mix it up, mainly because a tactical grenade is not worth hardline, a frag is not worth the same as an LMG.
User avatar #47 to #35 - mvtjets (02/25/2013) [-]
Like metal said, even if it might be a little silly, it's still a big improvement from previous CoD games...............
User avatar #37 to #35 - metalbass (02/25/2013) [-]
True but I still I like the general system vs the old systems
#12 to #6 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Well balanced maps my ass i get spawn killed at least 4 times minimum in a single match and hijacked is the biggest load of **** there is i cant even get out of the spawn area half of the time unless it finally spawns me in the middle. The guns being balanced yea except that skorpion evo **** that gun. Only reason i like the perk thing more is because they made it so the aiming faster and the like into attachments so i don't get noob tubed nearly as much.
User avatar #27 to #12 - ainoninom (02/25/2013) [-]
CONFIRMED: Anon doesn't like BO:2 because he sucks at it.
#11 to #6 - vaskaduzea (02/25/2013) [-]
the only thing i don't like is the matchmaking, treyarch just said **** dedicated servers. **** PC
#32 to #11 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
There are dedicated servers on PC, but they're all run by Treyarch without a server browser. Probably a good thing considering 3rd party servers in Black Ops 1 are 95% ZOMG NUKETOWN 24/7 RANK UP FAST!!!!1111111
#78 to #32 - vaskaduzea (02/25/2013) [-]
well yeah, but i had my own server in BO1 and we did the vanilla settings and no DLC. but i would kill for raid/hijacked 24/7 in blops2
User avatar #5 to #2 - veval (02/24/2013) [-]
Perhapse i was playing the first one
User avatar #4 to #2 - whycanticaps (02/24/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it
#3 to #2 - nicktheslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
How is it the worst game ever made? I'm curious.
User avatar #8 to #3 - colegaleener (02/24/2013) [-]
If you've never played a previous Call of Duty, I guess it's alright.. it's not worthy of the 'worst game ever.' It's just too repetitive, no skill involved.
User avatar #14 to #8 - IAmManbearpig (02/25/2013) [-]
well there isn't really much possible variation as far as first person shooters go, and there are far worse FPS than any given COD game.
User avatar #10 to #8 - thamuz (02/24/2013) [-]
The COD series has been..slacking. Im not sure what it is..but the just havent lived up to what the first Modern Warfare and Black Ops did. The story of both was very well done. I think that they are trying too hard to impress us.
#1 - socialcastaway (02/24/2013) [-]
Who was camera?
#60 to #1 - schnizel (02/25/2013) [-]
His eyes!?
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