YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.. .. resist arrest
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#15 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 to #15 - supersmileyface (02/25/2013) [-]
what was it?
#133 to #111 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
That is the joke.
User avatar #2 - princessderpy (02/24/2013) [-]
Someone chose *go to jail*
User avatar #11 to #2 - FourLeafTayback (02/24/2013) [-]
They were probably playing as a Redguard
User avatar #1 - bossguycumsplash (02/24/2013) [-]
*resist arrest*
User avatar #31 to #5 - lolmonade (02/25/2013) [-]
I pressed replies, saw this, cried from laughter
#146 to #5 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
"Stop right there criminal cum!"
#3 to #1 - pentol ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
User avatar #38 to #3 - bilall (02/25/2013) [-]
you should have paid the fine!
#16 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
#77 - galebitar (02/25/2013) [-]
resist arrest
#66 - xxbutthurtxx (02/25/2013) [-]
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
You violated...my mother!

Gamer Poop anyone?
User avatar #109 to #66 - trollsidon (02/25/2013) [-]
Let's get to training these double D's!
#122 to #66 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
As well as deez nutz
#72 to #66 - BerwindTwentyFour (02/25/2013) [-]
And there it is friends!
The ugly truth...
YOUR CHILDREN
have ascended from the DUNG of man
I alone have been anointed to SPREAD my ass for you
FOR I LOVE YOU!
#82 to #72 - VaultTechy (02/25/2013) [-]
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#79 to #72 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
EMBRACE MY LOOOONG HOOLYY PEANUS!
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxbutthurtxx (02/25/2013) [-]
hahaha this stuff never gets old :D
#58 - garbleflab (02/25/2013) [-]
The Oblivion guards always say that nobody breaks the law on their watch. But have you ever seen one wearing a watch?
#78 to #58 - mjdjoy (02/25/2013) [-]
I was just thinking that...Watches didn't even exist in that time period..
User avatar #140 to #106 - mjdjoy (02/25/2013) [-]
Now the question is if those existed, or they are just hipster attire.
#63 to #58 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2013) [-]
Their watch as in their guard, their line of sight, silly.

You can't break the law on a watch.

inb4 red thumbs bcz i ruin jokes
User avatar #68 to #63 - nocta (02/25/2013) [-]
the guys who thumb you down didnt get the joke
#64 to #58 - thedeadlypajamas (02/25/2013) [-]
It...It's true!
It...It's true!
#4 - bluegmc (02/24/2013) [-]
#74 - emcemc (02/25/2013) [-]
#125 to #74 - iamtheblackgoat (02/25/2013) [-]
It's by the Eight, now...don't you humans have any respect for the treaties you sign?
#30 - Freelon ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #30 - lapsushominum (02/25/2013) [-]
Even with the content, I didn't see that coming.
User avatar #43 to #30 - peanutbraddle (02/25/2013) [-]
oh my god... I thought that was hilarious. I probably laughed harder at that than I should have.

for all you tl;dr people, this is completely worth the read.
User avatar #33 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]
Oblivion is my favorite game I've ever played! I hate people who say it's boring because there's so much dialogue; yeah there's a lot but it's all ******* great...
besides the fact there was like less than 20 voice actors...
User avatar #53 to #33 - xgeneration (02/25/2013) [-]
I enjoy TES from Morrowind and after it.
The first two games didn't caught my attention that much.
User avatar #87 to #53 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm the same, I'd like to think that graphics aren't everything in a game, but computers were too limited then to do what needed to be done.

I never got into morrowind (although I've got it on steam)

All I remember from morrowind was... *Miss* *Miss* *Miss* *Miss* but I haven't revisited it... I was probably doing something fundamentally wrong
User avatar #103 to #87 - xgeneration (02/25/2013) [-]
The first time I played Morrowind, I had no idea what I was doing because I didn't even know English back then, and I was 10.

Now I kinda like it.
User avatar #108 to #53 - princeofbrokensoul (02/25/2013) [-]
morrowind wooped my ass so i kept playing oblivion but i kept playing morrowind from time to time
User avatar #136 to #53 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]
I agree accept I've never played morrowwind :( I've always wanted to but every time I try I jus't can't because oblivion and skyrim spoiled me to the point where morrowwind would probably kick my ass. But I hear it's debatably the better of the three games. Maybe if I played it during it's time.
User avatar #35 to #33 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]
and sean bean still dies in the end
User avatar #36 to #35 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]
Poor Martin... I wanted to cry.
User avatar #37 to #36 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]
y'know what's sad... I've had 800 hours+ gametime across several characters in oblivion and never actually finished the main quest.... I've just finished everything else, including shivering isles (which was awesome).....

I should probably do that one day...
User avatar #115 to #37 - boydaranga (02/25/2013) [-]
It's great, do it.

Much better than skyrim's main quest.
User avatar #137 to #115 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]
I really like skyrim but for the time they were given I think they could have made the story SO much better. the new features are cool and all but the storyline didn't captivate me as much as oblivion's did. all in all though it wasn't a horrible main quest. Though the guilds don't even come close to oblivion's, I haven't done the mage's guild completely but the dark brotherhood was definitely a let down compared to the epic storyline of oblivion's.
#48 - avatarsarefornoobs (02/25/2013) [-]
those ******* guards were everywhere
In skyrim it was easy to avoid and/or run from the guards but in oblivion there's twice as many guards as people


pic related, its a uterus guard
#147 to #48 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
"Stop right there criminal cum!"
User avatar #61 to #48 - darthblam (02/25/2013) [-]
It makes sense really. I mean you were in the capitol of the Empire after all.
User avatar #114 to #61 - boydaranga (02/25/2013) [-]
*capital

i'm sorry, it had to be done
#112 - grimmwaters (02/25/2013) [-]
I AM the law..
I AM the law..
#24 - TRINDADE ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#49 - darthacerbus (02/25/2013) [-]
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#59 - reddeadtroll (02/25/2013) [-]
**reddeadtroll rolled user kenada ** STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
User avatar #67 to #59 - uppercasename (02/25/2013) [-]
**uppercasename rolls 07**
nice roll , almost like these
User avatar #69 to #67 - misticalz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
He rolled a user not an image.
#75 to #67 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
******* artard
#105 to #59 - neoexdeath (02/25/2013) [-]
Lower down another few inches   
   
...What? The helmet bristles feel good on my pucker!
Lower down another few inches

...What? The helmet bristles feel good on my pucker!
User avatar #99 - deathstare (02/25/2013) [-]
The **** is up with the confused trio below me?
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