YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

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#1 - bossguycumsplash (02/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)

*resist arrest*

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#3 to #1 - pentol (02/24/2013) [-]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

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#38 to #3 - bilall ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

you should have paid the fine!

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#5 to #1 - aconfuseddonut (02/24/2013) [-]

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#31 to #5 - lolmonade ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

I pressed replies, saw this, cried from laughter

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#146 to #5 - anonexplains (03/23/2013) [-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

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#15 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#111 to #15 - supersmileyface (02/25/2013) [-]

what was it?

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#133 to #111 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

That is the joke.

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#2 - princessderpy (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Someone chose *go to jail*

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#11 to #2 - FourLeafTayback (02/24/2013) [-]

They were probably playing as a Redguard

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#16 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]

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#66 - xxbutthurtxx (02/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)

STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
You violated...my mother!

Gamer Poop anyone?

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#72 to #66 - BerwindTwentyFour (02/25/2013) [-]

And there it is friends!
The ugly truth...
YOUR CHILDREN
have ascended from the DUNG of man
I alone have been anointed to SPREAD my ass for you
FOR I LOVE YOU!

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#82 to #72 - VaultTechy (02/25/2013) [-]

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#79 to #72 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]

EMBRACE MY LOOOONG HOOLYY PEANUS!

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#73 to #72 - xxbutthurtxx (02/25/2013) [-]

hahaha this stuff never gets old :D

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#122 to #66 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]

As well as deez nutz

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#109 to #66 - trollsidon (02/25/2013) [-]

Let's get to training these double D's!

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#58 - garbleflab (02/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)

The Oblivion guards always say that nobody breaks the law on their watch. But have you ever seen one wearing a watch?

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#63 to #58 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Their watch as in their guard, their line of sight, silly.

You can't break the law on a watch.

inb4 red thumbs bcz i ruin jokes

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#68 to #63 - nocta (02/25/2013) [-]

the guys who thumb you down didnt get the joke

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#64 to #58 - thedeadlypajamas (02/25/2013) [-]

It...It's true!

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#78 to #58 - mjdjoy (02/25/2013) [-]

I was just thinking that...Watches didn't even exist in that time period..

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#106 to #78 - arizonastar (02/25/2013) [-]

o ya?

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#140 to #106 - mjdjoy (02/25/2013) [-]

Now the question is if those existed, or they are just hipster attire.

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#77 - galebitar (02/25/2013) [-]

resist arrest

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#48 - avatarsarefornoobs (02/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)

those ******* guards were everywhere
In skyrim it was easy to avoid and/or run from the guards but in oblivion there's twice as many guards as people

pic related, its a uterus guard

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#61 to #48 - darthblam ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

It makes sense really. I mean you were in the capitol of the Empire after all.

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#114 to #61 - boydaranga (02/25/2013) [-]

*capital

i'm sorry, it had to be done

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#147 to #48 - anonexplains (03/23/2013) [-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

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#6 - Iseewhatudidthar (02/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)

>Nobody breaks the law on my watch
>on my watch
>my watch
>watch

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#7 to #6 - maxismahname ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]

what's wrong with it?

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#9 to #7 - acetrainerewan (02/24/2013) [-]

presumably the oblivion universe did not have watches at their time period

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#41 to #9 - oishiine (02/25/2013) [-]

Wrist-watches no, but he is on a watch, like a patrol which is what the guard is referring to.

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#138 to #41 - acetrainerewan (02/25/2013) [-]

i understand that, but that is what the commenter intended, wrist-watches

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#17 to #6 - waiwei (02/24/2013) [-]

you fail life

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#18 to #17 - Iseewhatudidthar (02/24/2013) [-]

How so? because I made a mistake?
A simple one at that and you're saying that I fail at life itself?
If that's true then you must have failed life as well, as a matter of fact everyone has failed in life due to your logic.
EVEN YOU
So don't go as far as to saying that someone "Failed at life" for something so small.

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#19 to #18 - waiwei (02/24/2013) [-]

cool story brah

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#54 to #18 - toosexyforyou (02/25/2013) [-]

You fail so hard that the lives of the people around you are failing.

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#21 to #6 - nikkoria (02/24/2013) [-]

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#50 to #6 - guruxz (02/25/2013) [-]

under my observation. "im watching you"

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#102 - deathrinder (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#110 to #102 - JudasLitl (02/25/2013) [-]

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#74 - emcemc (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#125 to #74 - iamtheblackgoat (02/25/2013) [-]

It's by the Eight, now...don't you humans have any respect for the treaties you sign?

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#71 - Kellanved (02/25/2013) [-]

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#30 - Freelon (02/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#43 to #30 - peanutbraddle (02/25/2013) [-]

oh my god... I thought that was hilarious. I probably laughed harder at that than I should have.

for all you tl;dr people, this is completely worth the read.

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#40 to #30 - piobaireachd (02/25/2013) [-]

wut

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#121 to #30 - lapsushominum ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Even with the content, I didn't see that coming.

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#59 - reddeadtroll (02/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)

**reddeadtroll rolled user kenada ** STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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#105 to #59 - neoexdeath (02/25/2013) [-]

Lower down another few inches

...What? The helmet bristles feel good on my pucker!

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#67 to #59 - uppercasename (02/25/2013) [-]

**uppercasename rolls 07**
nice roll , almost like these

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#69 to #67 - misticalz (02/25/2013) [-]

He rolled a user not an image.

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#75 to #67 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]

******* artard

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#33 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)

Oblivion is my favorite game I've ever played! I hate people who say it's boring because there's so much dialogue; yeah there's a lot but it's all ******* great...
besides the fact there was like less than 20 voice actors...

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#35 to #33 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]

and sean bean still dies in the end

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#36 to #35 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]

Poor Martin... I wanted to cry.

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#37 to #36 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]

y'know what's sad... I've had 800 hours+ gametime across several characters in oblivion and never actually finished the main quest.... I've just finished everything else, including shivering isles (which was awesome).....

I should probably do that one day...

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#115 to #37 - boydaranga (02/25/2013) [-]

It's great, do it.

Much better than skyrim's main quest.

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#137 to #115 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]

I really like skyrim but for the time they were given I think they could have made the story SO much better. the new features are cool and all but the storyline didn't captivate me as much as oblivion's did. all in all though it wasn't a horrible main quest. Though the guilds don't even come close to oblivion's, I haven't done the mage's guild completely but the dark brotherhood was definitely a let down compared to the epic storyline of oblivion's.

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#53 to #33 - xgeneration (02/25/2013) [-]

I enjoy TES from Morrowind and after it.
The first two games didn't caught my attention that much.

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#87 to #53 - billybong (02/25/2013) [-]

I'm the same, I'd like to think that graphics aren't everything in a game, but computers were too limited then to do what needed to be done.

I never got into morrowind (although I've got it on steam)

All I remember from morrowind was... *Miss* *Miss* *Miss* *Miss* but I haven't revisited it... I was probably doing something fundamentally wrong

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#103 to #87 - xgeneration (02/25/2013) [-]

The first time I played Morrowind, I had no idea what I was doing because I didn't even know English back then, and I was 10.

Now I kinda like it.

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#108 to #53 - princeofbrokensoul (02/25/2013) [-]

morrowind wooped my ass so i kept playing oblivion but i kept playing morrowind from time to time

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#136 to #53 - xTydude (02/25/2013) [-]

I agree accept I've never played morrowwind :( I've always wanted to but every time I try I jus't can't because oblivion and skyrim spoiled me to the point where morrowwind would probably kick my ass. But I hear it's debatably the better of the three games. Maybe if I played it during it's time.

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#112 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

I AM the law..

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#39 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)

Silly Guard I killed Paarthurnax because **** you that is why

I do not fear you in the slightest

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#56 to #39 - galkawhm (02/25/2013) [-]

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#83 to #39 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]

yeah? well **** you

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#62 to #39 - darthblam ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

What the **** did you just ******* say you did to Paarthunax, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.