YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

#1 - bossguycumsplash

Reply+100

(02/24/2013)[-]

*resist arrest*

#3 to #1 - pentol#255 on contentRank#255

Reply+185

(02/24/2013)[-]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

#38 to #3 - bilall

Reply+5

(02/25/2013)[-]

you should have paid the fine!

#5 to #1 - aconfuseddonut [OP]

Reply+45

(02/24/2013)[-]

#31 to #5 - lolmonade

Reply+4

(02/25/2013)[-]

I pressed replies, saw this, cried from laughter

#146 to #5 - anon id: e8395570

Reply0

(03/23/2013)[-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

#15 - felixjarl

Reply+80

(02/24/2013)[-]

#111 to #15 - supersmileyface

Reply+2

(02/25/2013)[-]

what was it?

#133 to #111 - felixjarl

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

That is the joke.

#2 - princessderpy

Reply+47

(02/24/2013)[-]

Someone chose *go to jail*

#11 to #2 - FourLeafTayback

Reply+23

(02/24/2013)[-]

They were probably playing as a Redguard

#16 - alexanderburns

Reply+38

(02/24/2013)[-]

#66 - xxbutthurtxx

Reply+33

(02/25/2013)[-]

STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
You violated...my mother!

Gamer Poop anyone?

#72 to #66 - BerwindTwentyFour

Reply+18

(02/25/2013)[-]

And there it is friends!
The ugly truth...
YOUR CHILDREN
have ascended from the DUNG of man
I alone have been anointed to SPREAD my ass for you
FOR I LOVE YOU!

#82 to #72 - VaultTechy

Reply+21

(02/25/2013)[-]

#79 to #72 - anon id: 51cbd595

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

EMBRACE MY LOOOONG HOOLYY PEANUS!

#73 to #72 - xxbutthurtxx

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

hahaha this stuff never gets old :D

#122 to #66 - anon id: b432ccb9

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

As well as deez nutz

#109 to #66 - trollsidon

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

Let's get to training these double D's!

#58 - garbleflab

Reply+31

(02/25/2013)[-]

The Oblivion guards always say that nobody breaks the law on their watch. But have you ever seen one wearing a watch?

#63 to #58 - hankhillofthe

Reply+14

(02/25/2013)[-]

Their watch as in their guard, their line of sight, silly.

You can't break the law on a watch.

inb4 red thumbs bcz i ruin jokes

#68 to #63 - nocta

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

the guys who thumb you down didnt get the joke

#64 to #58 - thedeadlypajamas

Reply+7

(02/25/2013)[-]

It...It's true!

#78 to #58 - mjdjoy

Reply+3

(02/25/2013)[-]

I was just thinking that...Watches didn't even exist in that time period..

#106 to #78 - arizonastar

Reply+2

(02/25/2013)[-]

o ya?

#140 to #106 - mjdjoy

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

Now the question is if those existed, or they are just hipster attire.

#77 - galebitar

Reply+29

(02/25/2013)[-]

resist arrest

#48 - avatarsarefornoobs

Reply+24

(02/25/2013)[-]

those ******* guards were everywhere
In skyrim it was easy to avoid and/or run from the guards but in oblivion there's twice as many guards as people

pic related, its a uterus guard

#61 to #48 - darthblam#347 on commentsRank#347

Reply+7

(02/25/2013)[-]

It makes sense really. I mean you were in the capitol of the Empire after all.

#114 to #61 - boydaranga

Reply+1

(02/25/2013)[-]

*capital

i'm sorry, it had to be done

#147 to #48 - anon id: e8395570

Reply0

(03/23/2013)[-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

#6 - Iseewhatudidthar

Reply-54

(02/24/2013)[-]

>Nobody breaks the law on my watch
>on my watch
>my watch
>watch

#7 to #6 - maxismahname

Reply+24

(02/24/2013)[-]

what's wrong with it?

#9 to #7 - acetrainerewan

Reply+1

(02/24/2013)[-]

presumably the oblivion universe did not have watches at their time period

#41 to #9 - oishiine

Reply+1

(02/25/2013)[-]

Wrist-watches no, but he is on a watch, like a patrol which is what the guard is referring to.

#138 to #41 - acetrainerewan

Reply0

(02/25/2013)[-]

i understand that, but that is what the commenter intended, wrist-watches

#17 to #6 - waiwei

Reply+7

(02/24/2013)[-]

you fail life

#18 to #17 - Iseewhatudidthar

Reply-20

(02/24/2013)[-]

How so? because I made a mistake?
A simple one at that and you're saying that I fail at life itself?
If that's true then you must have failed life as well, as a matter of fact everyone has failed in life due to your logic.
EVEN YOU
So don't go as far as to saying that someone "Failed at life" for something so small.

#19 to #18 - waiwei

Reply+1

(02/24/2013)[-]

cool story brah