YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

#1 - bossguycumsplash

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(02/24/2013) [-]

*resist arrest*

#5 to #1 - aconfuseddonut [OP]

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(02/24/2013) [-]

#31 to #5 - lolmonade

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(02/25/2013) [-]

I pressed replies, saw this, cried from laughter

#146 to #5 - anon id: e8395570

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(03/23/2013) [-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

#3 to #1 - pentol

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(02/24/2013) [-]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

#38 to #3 - bilall

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(02/25/2013) [-]

you should have paid the fine!

#15 - felixjarl

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#111 to #15 - supersmileyface

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(02/25/2013) [-]

what was it?

#133 to #111 - felixjarl

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(02/25/2013) [-]

That is the joke.

#2 - princessderpy

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(02/24/2013) [-]

Someone chose *go to jail*

#11 to #2 - FourLeafTayback

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(02/24/2013) [-]

They were probably playing as a Redguard

#16 - alexanderburns

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#66 - xxbutthurtxx

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(02/25/2013) [-]

STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
You violated...my mother!

Gamer Poop anyone?

#109 to #66 - trollsidon

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(02/25/2013) [-]

Let's get to training these double D's!

#122 to #66 - anon id: b432ccb9

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(02/25/2013) [-]

As well as deez nutz

#72 to #66 - BerwindTwentyFour

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(02/25/2013) [-]

And there it is friends!
The ugly truth...
YOUR CHILDREN
have ascended from the DUNG of man
I alone have been anointed to SPREAD my ass for you
FOR I LOVE YOU!

#82 to #72 - VaultTechy

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#79 to #72 - anon id: 51cbd595

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EMBRACE MY LOOOONG HOOLYY PEANUS!

#73 to #72 - xxbutthurtxx

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(02/25/2013) [-]

hahaha this stuff never gets old :D

#58 - garbleflab

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(02/25/2013) [-]

The Oblivion guards always say that nobody breaks the law on their watch. But have you ever seen one wearing a watch?

#78 to #58 - mjdjoy

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(02/25/2013) [-]

I was just thinking that...Watches didn't even exist in that time period..

#106 to #78 - arizonastar

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(02/25/2013) [-]

o ya?

#140 to #106 - mjdjoy

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(02/25/2013) [-]

Now the question is if those existed, or they are just hipster attire.

#64 to #58 - thedeadlypajamas

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(02/25/2013) [-]

It...It's true!

#63 to #58 - hankhillofthe

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(02/25/2013) [-]

Their watch as in their guard, their line of sight, silly.

You can't break the law on a watch.

inb4 red thumbs bcz i ruin jokes

#68 to #63 - nocta

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(02/25/2013) [-]

the guys who thumb you down didnt get the joke

#77 - galebitar

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(02/25/2013) [-]

resist arrest

#48 - avatarsarefornoobs

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(02/25/2013) [-]

those ******* guards were everywhere
In skyrim it was easy to avoid and/or run from the guards but in oblivion there's twice as many guards as people

pic related, its a uterus guard

#147 to #48 - anon id: e8395570

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(03/23/2013) [-]

"Stop right there criminal cum!"

#61 to #48 - darthblam

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(02/25/2013) [-]

It makes sense really. I mean you were in the capitol of the Empire after all.

#114 to #61 - boydaranga

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(02/25/2013) [-]

*capital

i'm sorry, it had to be done

#6 - Iseewhatudidthar

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(02/24/2013) [-]

>Nobody breaks the law on my watch
>on my watch
>my watch
>watch

#50 to #6 - guruxz

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(02/25/2013) [-]

under my observation. "im watching you"

#21 to #6 - nikkoria

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#17 to #6 - waiwei

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(02/24/2013) [-]

you fail life

#18 to #17 - Iseewhatudidthar

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(02/24/2013) [-]

How so? because I made a mistake?
A simple one at that and you're saying that I fail at life itself?
If that's true then you must have failed life as well, as a matter of fact everyone has failed in life due to your logic.
EVEN YOU
So don't go as far as to saying that someone "Failed at life" for something so small.

#19 to #18 - waiwei

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(02/24/2013) [-]

cool story brah